LEGAL TWINS start the ASTARION DEFENSE FORCE in Baldur's Gate 3!

[Music] [Music] I've never spoken to hson before so just real fast I'm going to have a little chat of course goodness hold on I'll I'll listen up I'll listen up I'm just like because I kind of want to [ __ ] a bear okay I'm going let you talk but I have something that I saw um where you know how I said she the carlac uh I hate this I want to go to builda Bear Hon's voice actor quote tweeted that and then said and bold as gate you don't stuff the bear the bear stuffs you if you're lucky if you're lucky I'm trying to get stff by a bear just to say I've done it you know yeah not my chat they need to be I'm going to ban the word daddy uh what about the secret stronghold of the underd dark you must know more what do you know about Moon Powers how are you fearing out here at the camp wonderfully if I'm honest The Grove was too comfortable for my tastes I felt removed from nature I'll miss my books that I can find all the wisdom they contain out here firstand oh fyon it's definitely Fon faon thank you and Fa yeah okay one of my responses is if there's anything I can do to make you less comfort let me know you'll find plent of books I keep coming across them everywhere I'm sure something will come to me given time is he flirting with me right now okay can't have been easy surrendering first Druid it's a terrible burden takes you away from nature and forces you to deal with others problems and personalities be wary of anyone who actually wants such a role I say likely they don't understand it or they have ill me and hon are about to become BFF this is the most I've ever spoken to him ever no he just like will talk to you he's sick he's great he's literally so chill um okay so me and Ashley said we've got to get our [ __ ] together so Ashley let's get our [ __ ] together oh okay I'll try my best all right out beer I'm sorry me let's get our [ __ ] together you Al beer little butt running across the thing okay we have to do something we are going to the underd dark right yes we are going to the under dark okay there's like eight different ways we can get there I think I do not remember exactly um okay let's look at our Journal shall we travel to moonrise Towers uh through the man pass through the underdark I'm sorry did a valley girl just take over your body I'm sorry am I did I speak in an accent I apologize you literally did you said travel to Moon Valley travel to travel to coming in at number 10 and travel to the underd dark oh my God underd dark foot lettuce okay Goblin Camp open the door see unlock the secret entrance to the underdark there's literally an underdark entrance under the goblin Camp I want to go look at it I want to go look for it um also super fun fact I don't even I got to the underd dark in my soul playthrough don't even remember how I did I actually just stumbled into it oh no I do remember I stumbled into it really randomly um but it wasn't through here so I don't know how the [ __ ] to get in through here and I'm very excited to find out I'm sorry there's a man up here called gandell and he's standing in front of an altar where the [ __ ] what are you H you're at the you're at the Tea House yeah hold on um so he's just a stinky lad he's just a really stinky guy okay um I'm scared I'm saving okay oh he's a monster hunter who are you the same as you a humble supplicant come to bargain is he going to try to kill Aion uhoh I'm not there yet but I'm on my way I speak to swiftly I might turn around your own on the stench of f blood oh you've already met the hag then uh so I yeah what's it to you I don't think I don't think is going to be really happy about us letting her live me on my hunt but I suppose she's indisposed I'll have to find MYRY by more traditional means but one Hunter to another well done I uhoh uhoh who is it you're hunting truth is like a blade my friend we who are you hunting it or just as easily find it pressed against our throat I would not put you in danger um persuasion are you so valid me too you saved yeah did I not just save again I can do it again but like I think I just did you're good you're good and I think I have inspiration yeah we got it we got it we're good we're solid look at me I can help you with your what wait I don't I didn't realize I was agreeing this duty is mine alone oh but for such an offer I think he's just trying to find out who I hunt a vampire actually I'm bound to bring him oh my God no it's his it's his [ __ ] guy his [ __ ] dude man Master wants him back oh my God the way that my heart just started racing I'm literally this is a video game Ashley relax I need to be like scre grumped we've met he's not the type to come quietly I think I should say what does your tribe want with a creature like that yeah cuz I feel like if I were to say sar's under my protection he'd probably approve but also like I don't want him to even see Aion yeah I don't want him to know we have him my people were recently attacked in he's literally around the corner set upon by a band of vampires uhuh what in the chaos of battle one of them stole away with our children we've been searching for them since we believe this asaran what happen to find I don't know what's happening um aerion did you K have a child my people will make him talk so I ask again I I mean he might have but I don't think it was of his own valtion I said of course I I mean maybe but no okay but if he did he quite literally has zero Free Will until like two days ago I'm going to say we're protecting him yeah he'll he'll want to kill us immediately so I'm going to fight this man yeah we're going to fight this man I'll [ __ ] kill him I see sorry that was aggressive car approv admirable but misplaced car Prov nice beyond our mortal means to resist I can show you who he truly is if you will just tell me where to find him no do not tell him where our camp is actually I would never do that to my God I know you wouldn't but I can't believe that's an option help him find him back off yeah back off has the friend in you car approves so much that at the end I feel like aarin would have approved so hard but it's you know should I hold on I'm going to save and I'm going to try to bring I'm going to try to talk to him with a on there oh I was going to try to fight him oh I'm literally I just saved I just want to see what he does yeah do it do it do it do it hi stranger oh forgive the aroma ar oh okay you catch a waft of something foul metallic and sickly sweet s's literally just right there poed Iron Vine an old Hunter oh did he just reset now monsters will think twice before making a meal of me you're a monster hter oh he's just taking over surprised I thought all gar were vagrant Cutthroats who is I knew you were a jackass racist what a mystical and dangerous people what we travel the land never settling in one place we steal your chickens curse your crops seduce your daughters your friend here has heard it all I'm sure I wish I had half power settled folk think my people possess alas I am a simple Wanderer a simple Wanderer also I find like of all of the horrifically racist [ __ ] every single person in our party said it's the only time we call someone out like have you seen LEL and shadowart talk to each other everybody being racist to the GI and the Dr yeah literally like we just hello okay someone want I'm not I'm so I assume you want want to kill the hag I do not want to say what monster I'm so scared should I should I just say [ __ ] it yeah [ __ ] it something terrifying no doubt Dragon psyop Cobalt nothing so dramatic I'm hunting for a vampire spawn his is a but I fear he's gone to ground I hope the hag of these Landes can help me flush him and then I think cuz he doesn't know what he looks like so I can just straight up be like no I'm saving cuz I this is this is where Ashley gets her approval up time for us to go good luck with your quest yeah well here he is no could you imagine well there he is so when you find him you'll kill him yeah yeah cuz then he'll say why time yeah my orders are to capture him oh and bring him where exactly Boulder's Gate my people wait for me there time for us to go good luck with your quest thank you I guess you can't like protect him like that well he's right there yeah maybe don't open your mouth so wide around this guy syion your fangs are very apparent okay so you can only protect him if he's not there okay interesting I kind of don't want to let him get away should we kill him save I'll I'll throw I'll throw punch I'll have carlac just go ahead and justac just beats his ass go nuts oh my God she got ready your violence has hasn't your violence hasn't gone unnoticed no shot no shot whoa whoa she just how [ __ ] dare [Laughter] you I love going straight into battle so fun it is kind of kind of fun it's kind of silly and goofy I'm going to try to not use yeah I was just going to say like I was about to cast lightning and then I'm like no I'll just what a what the [ __ ] was that bro fine all right somean time to defend yourself sweetie what if I bite him what if I bite him that'd be so funny though I can't really you can't no I can't get oh no because yo no can you move out of the way yeah yeah yeah yeah oh my God I totally can't I'm going to bite him [ __ ] you do it bite him get [ __ ] on loser so F want me to have I'll move Venom and then you can have you attacked yet yeah I have I just tried to do a range and I missed okay just being like Oh it's me I'm the one that you're looking for stop it he's trying to like just ens snare him like repeat repeatedly what is going on with you yeah he literally just wants a St On's ass that's so funny okay um let's use a c trip Firebolt ow I was really helpful are you kidding all right no no wait let Aion kill him oh okay he can hopefully do it do it babe yeah attitude carac 25 rip he's knocked out and it's temporary he doesn't die oh [ __ ] we can loot them though moment what's in there potion of healing Arrow of acid Arrow of fire daggers ooh gandel's aspiration fell of monsters you have advantage against monstrosity type enemies a weapon enchantement it's a it's a bone arrow oh okay that's kind of sick I'm going to get ston to just take a little hold on we need to get more potions of healing well we just picked up two but yeah you're right we need to trade someone I was going to say like I literally we just need to buy stuff so let's just like split this and I'm going to give a St on two of them so search The Cellar in blighted Village we never did that I'm confused I thought we did but I also don't think that's much the real stuff is definitely in the goblin camp but now that we killed everybody inside we can actually look around better also I'm going to be honest I'm a little disappointed that I couldn't like defend what I'm sorry oh did we teleport out of here we teleported out of here we sure did that's okay we can kill these guys they're what no okay I feel like I'm going to try to go for a fresh like a freshly not hit one cuz I think God damn it I was like I thought he could kill strike kill them straight up but okay one's dead let's go try to stab this guy now miss Aion what the heck basty um okay let's try to get this guy low ground 45 please just work please I hate I hate why am I always so I need to like figure figure out how to be better at this me when I'm trying to aim I just I feel like there's a reason that we're like having such low I know we're like low ground right now but I feel like even high ground it's just kind of rough 55 all right let's just kill this guy hopefully nice okay beautiful time to move just get up this ladder dude oh all right that is so my bad I did not know you were going for them that is a okay um I can probably like just ranged attack cross the way now yeah oh damn it why do you not why why are you knocked out oh my gosh we could have killed him oh are we in like oh we're in why are we in non-lethal damage still maybe I'm not no we are we definitely are in non-lethal damage why were we in L non oh it oh it toggles for the whole party I'm like I don't remember turning that that on but I think it's because you might have turned it on when we were fighting the M could killed that man I mean we could probably go back and do it right what do we got two okay come on they have like no health no oh [ __ ] we should really talk about which uh targets we're going for probably it's okay we were both going to hit so it's true oh [ __ ] you rocked that rocked those socks please just work please work my God can I get up there can I actually oh my God I can oh my god he has so much movement what the [ __ ] he got uh it's his it's his it's his necklace or something it three God okay I'm going to plus three to his movement I'm going to slap a short rest real quick cuz holy [ __ ] and then I'm going to save and now we're good I'm in I'm in the I'm in the defiled Temple looking ahead one day I'll catch a break oh PMA oh she's not going to fight us what's up for discussion H hi hi PMA you don't have permission to be here you're about to be ejected be ejected I'm sorry try to buy your way in no thank you try to convince them you belong here I'll try you're a Dr I feel like you could do it deception intimidation persuasion pers your old friend Vault Tweedle you wouldn't shut the door on I have to you don't remember meage with go2 damn it I [ __ ] it up God damn it she's going to attack us but that's fine I had Advantage too it's just a high roll oh I have inspiration I have inspiration please yay yay friend way ashle it's your old friend you know me come on manag to talk your way in no easy feet wow that's some charlatan ass [ __ ] I love it oh [ __ ] I forgot hold on I fully forgot cuz I was committing crimes um I actually came prepared as my new and improved volt Tweedle self okay what does that mean actually I'm wearing a leather jacket I'm wearing a leather jacket I've got my leather jacket on hey can you just save really fast oh yes I can are you going to steal something perception check a rocky crevice should I try to go in sure why not um okay let's reduce real quick if I just saved so what oh I'm like heavily encumbered cuz I'm so tiny but that's fine that might be worth a look what the [ __ ] where am I oh oh interesting I got the ulet of Misty step what this necklace allows the wear to cast Misty step I got an UL so good nice you keep cackle laughing it's really hilarious like you like cackle laugh but you've been like cackle laughing and it's great there I think there's a puzzle there's Stone discs I think we can rotate oh baby oh do you need the moon phases cuz I know them ooh no I don't know oh no they're just they're just circles they're just circly circles stars and the full moon yeah stars and the full moon is this what that dwarf's poem was talking I there's a there's a room up there that has yeah I think like because I picked up hold on that dwarf's poem that we picked up the hell did I put that dwarf's poem okay uh the think the Moon's turn but which way cluster of stars and lunar phases are sketched beneath can I see it the full moon never touch the Stars once more may Darkness never conquer the moon maiden's door oh wait it's titty is it the black yeah I'm like trying to think oh okay okay so I think we just have to get all of the moons off of this one at the front and then hold on I'm doing it I'm doing it you're doing it there we should be good that should be it right am I wilding out what's the what's the next one say or do we have to get all the darkness away cuz it says may the moon never touch the Stars unless this is the opposite p but that makes that would make more sense cuz there's only four darknesses okay hold on I'm I'm running upstairs really fast because there's literally a room that has the same eyes as what we're looking at right now and it shows a moon diagram huh May the full moon never touched the Stars once more sound of Salon fell here in the dark below we sealed his grave in her holy glow I'm going to look it's literally the room that's right above this one okay cool this there's above this door is the same stars with eyes image that's above the door we just walked through that's the only reason I think they're the same okay hold on no I'm doing a thing I'm doing a thing I think I might be figuring it out right now okay okay okay okay okay cuz I just there's like a light spot on one of the circles oh and I think I'm putting all the darkness on it yeah I got expiration for the first time you did and you know what it's perfect for you I don't smart my brain is so big so wrinkly and so wrinkly candles receive the condition burning oh nice they sure did oh ooh oh baby oh my God uhoh I don't like that there's a oh my God why am I floating oh dear God this looks horrifying oh then this is definitely the underd dark huh oh yeah we're going into the underd dark for sure for sure for sure but this is scary oh my God the ladder it's so long I'm shocked we didn't have to roll oh my God we come oh I'm not I don't know why I'm surprised that we're coming in here oh my God okay let's look around oh light the brazer come on let's make let's let's like give this place some Life water barrels again cell unite Outpost just a trap disarm tool kit it's beautiful but this whole place is beautiful what's happening like if you scroll outside the purple glowing gym so pretty so pretty very gorgeous very very pretty touching a Sigil you're touching a Sigil a waypoint Oh I thought it was did log books oh there's someone coming up to this gate oh oh my God he's getting [ __ ] oh W I'm sorry I think there's turrets outside oh s key I got a key though I wonder if I can open that that door back here hey babe stop hitting everything with your sword you're so sweet but that is so silly I literally think I [ __ ] myself I'm like what what are you h hitting what are you hitting please God no there's just there's nothing to see here yeah I got the I used the key oh you found a key yeah I found a key on a dead body up the top oh it's still locked though nice perception fail perception failed oh wait this is literally like a fake door though is it can you come up and perceive this for me because there's literally a room here that has chest in I'm coming up the stairs to here I literally AER and I failed our perception checks cuz your booty holes but there's quite literally a room behind it I can see it no carlac baby can you see that no please let me perceive come on let me perceive are you kidding it's lit there's a room with chests in here what if I throw something at it are we literally not able to even like try because we all failed perception that literally hurts my feelings what if I drag this in front of the door and and then blow it up okay let me move this big old chest out of the way thank you um can I just shoot it with an arrow I think we can like Fireball can't trip it hold on let me Fireball can't trip it [Music] okay so no I just blew up everything in that room oh I mean it didn't like it's like fine because I don't think there's really much in there it didn't blow up like the big chests that are like really nice but I want the opulent chest the the fact that I can see it and we can't get in there because of that like actually hurts my feelings oh wait wait wait can't I fly oh I can fly around I'm going to save I'm going to try to fly oh I see where you're going I might be super heavily encumbered because I can't open it but I'm going to try to take it where is my fly fly I think I think she could probably jump up here you can try to make her jump up there sure where's my potion potion is it a potion of fly fly didn't you get up there too high she can get up here can she really oh my God carlac you Angel let's go okay perception fail again oh you could probably try again from the other side of the door to see if you can't open it still or like make it disappear Elixir fire resistance I'm going to can you just like take that can you like uh pick up you can just pick up that whole chest and put it in car's inventory I think you're probably right um pick up an to Wares you're so smart babe you're so smart what are Wares I don't know if that's different oh is it not I think picking up just puts in your inventory I don't know where to find wees though it's in it's in my inventory okay I don't know what the hell that means I want to just take this Moonstone can I steal it stop trying to attack things what stop that what is that something's going like into this bow yeah her her shiny stuff yeah but I think it that's like the same light that's over there and it looks like it's power oh yeah those what that was powering the guys outside did I do it yeah why did I just get all of the Torches and things getting in the condition of burning like I think they all up at once yeah that was wild okay oh my God I feel so smart incredible wonderful beautiful showstopping it's locked okay so is there a lever there's a lever literally right there hit the lever awesome I'm sending these to Camp because we're all getting a little heavy I'm carrying so many oh what's the Minotaur got oh yeah I don't know let's see you're besty what you got nothing sweet oh it's beautiful down here it is Wes it's scary but it's [Music] beautiful I could spend forever looking at every single item in here yes absolutely me too okay um night NightLight that's not why is there there's purple fart gas in the oh there's a rocky Kos fungal spores oh okay apparently there's some fungal sports sports spores around if you feel like you want to be super tiny let me know I have just a job for you uhoh cryptic voice more are coming what in the hell is they're coming they're not loving that coming no someone's coming and someone else wants us to know they are coming are you good over there you are coming okay they are coming you are coming there's a voice that wants us to know that someone is coming e well good for them oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] aort abort oh I was half I was almost across the bridge and then a [ __ ] minur materialized on the other side oh [ __ ] he sees me two Luxy I [ __ ] it I [ __ ] it up all right oh my God no no no no no no it's actually okay [Music] okay okay oh but I can do the concentrated blast and do some crazy [ __ ] so that'll be fun hopefully he doesn't smack my whole life apart come on you're happy get him that was not that good besy I don't know what to say I don't want you to go up for there oh God oh God don't Dash don't Dash don't Dash don't Dash why did you make me stop concentrating you absolute dingdong what about piercing [ __ ] you can Pierce him gaping wounds baby look carlot got some good damage maybe that crossbow is good oh [ __ ] Reckless Roar no you I don't even know where you are you're so far how are you involved it's the spores right oh maybe yeah walk through the spores and it alerted them I think well they weren't alerted when I first walked through the spores cuz I went and tried to be small after that oh [ __ ] oh okay wait so it's not resistant to bludgeoning just to slashing okay I'm sorry I just needed to get a quick heal off on this guy and then do a little stab oh my God Aion holy [ __ ] he did 22 damage with that Aion came to [ __ ] party Aion came to party and I respect it um freck Frack Patty whac give have a dog bone dude I am going to try to bonus action this so I can get the [ __ ] away no I don't think that actually stops them from doing this no it doesn't I keep forgetting that that doesn't do what I think it does until it's too late um okay it's okay it's okay it's okay it's okay carlac should take the damage if nice all right that was literally just a can trip so that didn't take it even a spell slot please don't please don't I'm dead all right okay wow and STS on the floor that's cool can you double attack with her oh no cuz you raged yeah I can't because I rage but that's okay let me just nice he is still too far I don't know what he's doing and it's scaring the [ __ ] out of me I'm going to him oh I can shoot him from here with 88% Advantage is he trying to go around the other way why would he do that I don't know but I'm going to take advantage of him being a silly goose and I'm going to shoot him nice okay 12 damage that's not too bad car can't do anything so I'm going to pick you up okay thanks hey good day well hopefully hopefully he can't do much right now so that's fine I can take a healing potion I believe which they would literally show up at the front of my okay well he'll probably if he hits me I'll die again but we'll see this actually isn't terribly bad I just think I took the brunt of all that but like honestly we do way more damage than we used to it's true it's true we do okay we are literally almost level five we are so close we're going to be level five today for sure for sure that's exciting okay um what can I do what can I do oh I can't do very much like at all I'm kind of I'm kind of wred right now um I can't path is interrupted path is interrupted can I literally not do anything I don't want to I can summon the dog but I literally have never done it because I'm so scared that he's going to get hurt scratch yeah I know I would never I could not no I he doesn't he can be safe at C forever um um all right you can do nothing ston stop that what do you mean not enough movement es go shoot him nice okay I'm once again terrified of everything so I'm going to try to run away from him oh you know what [ __ ] I'm going to keep us like further apart oh good two damage that's all right that's all right so close oh just die already it's fine Carlock baby it's your time to shine I'm going to try to set him on fire I I missed so that's really fun but serion can do no stop stop it do this thought he could do better damn okay oh boy I'm dead again that's fine don't worry don't Hur wor come on estan just stab him kill him thank you come pick me up come pick me up my friend oh oh oh sorry beat like you like like pick me up and flip them off on the way up I'm going to get her no I'm going to get her let me let me let me that's let me oh The Amulet of the Unworthy grants resistance to slashing damage grants vulnerability to bludgeoning damage and 100 gold fun I just got a like a little Stone from this guy I got a rock oh ooh uh-oh what are y'all doing up there get I'm just wanding around I'm just trying to explore that but also um these Tim masses the mushrooms that look like little satellite dishes on the ground Little Star satellite dishes they apparently cause confusion ision just told me that's fun lots of mushrooms around here what hell oh I got knocked down uhoh was that AET from nature AET I'll lunch what a ston just knows things he just said that there was something that just burrowed underneath us and it was a bullette so I'm not going to go any further until you can make your way over here cuz I am scared of getting murdered oh okay I'm going the wrong way am I going the wrong way I think so but I also don't really know oh no maybe not you just have to turn around and come down this little I bestie the way in which I have no sense of direction so like good luck getting me to know a goddamn thing there are many many mushrooms here and I am very scared we can shoot them oh we all need not sure what the other mushrooms are torch stock that says fire my go uh do you see the mushroom people to the right oh mid I don't like them you don't like mushroom people I want to I want to save and shoot one of the mushrooms like real bad go nuts I have saved oh okay yeah we could reload that say that would be useful in battle no no no oh are you think something's going to attack us here yeah those people they're dead what oh are you seeing live mushroom people oh yeah baby mhm where the [ __ ] do you see live mushroom people see those red mushroom steps over there and then one looks like a booty hole I'm a pink maybe I'm just like not far enough in no no no no no no no no no hold on hold on hold on let me just see oh oh oh my God there's so many yeah I think we should this says we can talk to them though they're not they're not bad oh you can you can talk to them yeah they have a speech over them oh okay so you don't think we should reload and save those for another fight I don't I mean I no no no no maybe it's good maybe then they can't be used on us I was going to say like I think they'll use them on us this is their territory okay that's Fair that's fair that's fair that's fair I want to talk to the mushroom people hello mushroom people by A Chorus of turbulent music through one creature sing many voices the high I love the last us entire Collective I also just really love mushrooms I think they're she has come she is here the choir Fades a single Melody rises above the others Rassy and commanding I I am Sovereign okay you see a vision your lifeless body wrapped in fungal tendrils The Sovereign is threatening you state your purpose okay we can we can hold on no it's fine I got to persuade I got persuasion proficiency I can I can talk so good at it it's five come on yeah I was going to say I can get that unless I get like a one I pass fungal Roots parac approves okay your mind seeking your true intent oh yeah they can t like telepathically communicate cautious but welcoming the mush People Like Us me let us speak in flesh the persistent music Coes like talking about speaking in Flash The Sovereign expects you the sovereign expects you The Sovereign the gr oh oh it's saving for us love that I love to friends sovereign's thick fingers stroke the cord its feet I don't like the word stroking like don't do that as the creature turns he's beautiful flesh talker flesh flesh talker memory I own one of those thank you my a violent vision grips youer like yourself chopping no they got attacked that's why they were upset that way they threatened us peace we killed our oh no the sovereign's song slows to the pace of a durge it is still in mourning oh no we laid waste to many but Intruders remain lward I'm just staring at how pretty his textur are he looks like a bioluminescent fish yeah yeah yeah yeah you will find dwar Invaders near lak's Edge cleanse the rot destroy them oh dwar Invaders huh I'd like to hear their side of the story first but all right oh you planted animating spores in the corpse yes oh oh uh yeah I mean our enemy's flesh makes a fine host for my growing I mean we did I did see some mushroom gnomes around notom dwar so dwarves dark dwarves so they were destroying them because their children were becoming um possessed mushrooms and they're mad because the the doors killed the children yeah so um okay oh you may not the spores hear only the circle they dance to no other Harmony did Ruger attack you yeah why did they attack you deep purples swirl into familiar shapes gnomes in mining gear chased by dger oh no the D seek gnome it is a guest uhoh you H her a fugitive gnome The Sovereign says nothing but you hear appreciation in its song I love that they like sing I love I love mushrooms I love fer near the lake will dieing gifts you one more Vision a wall of vines parting to reveal glowing life ites of magic and mind cleanse the rot and they are yours well we do love Riches of magic we do love that we will await word okay I don't want to just listen to him cuz he's cool yeah okay bye okay bye that was fun okay so like it doesn't even seem like he we could have made him mad oh look you're alive I see The Gnome you The Gnome where's the gnome down here like down off of them and then there's like a little area it looks like where he's chilling oh okay bone oh wait this is the guy huh who they were like there's we I know someone in the underdark is it them oh my God they're a traitor though play nice or these shrooms will be on you now you'd to notice but you didn't see a dwarf on your travels did you his name wait not a dwarf we saw a gnome on the windmill right yeah we're looking for a gnome not a dwarf oh can you describe it blue tunic DTI oh great you can do whatever you want I'm lying lie you lied so well you lied so this coming in handy right now you lied with the best of them we love to see it truly never mind idiots probably wed some place else since you see him again tell him to get back here to me he's overw as it is okay that didn't really help anything so my useless husband sent him for an errand it's no surprise he's made a mess of it show me your wares yeah you need help finding him though but don't come begging for appr you run at anytime I try to help anyone yeah car's like hell yeah I'll help people I feel like car especially feels bad because she's been like terrorizing people for so long 100% I feel like I like the idea that Venom was just like a a charlatan [ __ ] but I'm just like if I help this person then carlac will like me more yeah it's like oh my God my God she think this is cool there's another Sovereign here Oher T talker I'm sorry I'm talking to this big Big Boy bab he just kind of came up to me I was just trying to walk my to into memory tell me of home tell me of home this mushroom has titties hell yeah your most treasured places yeah sure it reveals its own home the music down here is scary humid Cove filled with decaying Corpses oh we have an amulet of restoration available here I think we should buy off oh is that like a healing one it gives you healing word and mass healing word ooh that's spicy I like that one of us definitely needs yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but I have heard the song No Weapon you me oh my God this big boy wants to come with us to kill the Gnomes or the dwarves oh hell yeah to join you I'm sad I'm missing out missing out on the mushroom titties I mean you'll see them I think he's going to walk around with us can you make yourself useful yeah what can you do Superior P padding you can take one less bludgeoning damage very tempting oh my God he literally is like I will raise your foes from the dead and you can control them oh my God necromancy it's just fungus baby all right let's go remain in the under dark and I oh he's going to come with us through the underd dark okay we cleans let's go big boy together he also looks like he's really like hot on the inside he's kind of got like that same carlac vibe in his chest look at this guy you see him yeah I got a new fit I I gave myself uh light armor proficiency and finally got some nice okay cool [Music] okay what did I say I was I got my glovies from that nice I got gloves I want to try to hold on I'm going to save real quick and then I want to try to dye them try try to dye them blue um combine hello what happened oh that's cute I'll keep that uh oh what did you do I consumed antie hair you did yep that's okay I did literally just save I think on these gloves if you want me to reload it but uh maybe okay now I go to Dy my gloves again so sorry that is a okay it's easy to dye the gloves done they're they're done already look at that they're dyed and now I got blue gloves feed carlac the hair that's so gross dude it's so gross just saying those words feed carlac the hair okay nice blur his name is blur bro why why are we calling Sovereign glut titty mushroom he's got like some little like looking like little man titties going on there oh I see I see I see I see yeah he's got some Vibes the skull is brown I was expecting a really big hot sexy mushroom lady yeah no no no no no I was saying that the just titties you know that makes sense of I'm so sorry to let you down at your service it's okay I forgive you oh um this guy seems so fun he started talking he's like wait let's let's be like the locals and started to telepathically communicate with us your mind is far more complex than that of the fungi oh fungi oh okay let's not come on me were you here when the durar attacked oh yeah I observe the fight from a distance combat is not field ofer he's like but the M The Vibes are SI dop as my colleagues and I are working to improve conditions in the underd dark this need not be such a dire hostile place a that's nice Our Kind has suffered needlessly for Generations do you also seek peace among the mikids yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah um oh this is where I belong but right now I can't stay yeah that's nice I think I know the feeling well you want to be a little mushroom lady from home explain the whole story do it [ __ ] it yeah whatever he seems sick I don't know he seems wholesome you were infected by an athit tadpole it's a miracle you're still intact you must be worried sick but have his name is blur and that makes me want BL has a friend I hope this is important hello myerwood samples need constant attention he's tuning us into another fight another person this Adventurer has an elith tag pole inside her head but she hasn't turned no sorosis that's impossible but intriguing sir keep your tentacles away from me sir to have it distracted Ash uh-huh what did you do baby I didn't do anything um he seems he didn't outright attack me um El is your friend how is how is that possible I have broken free from the the Elder brain yoke I don't like calling anything about a brain of yoke The Grand Design I ask that you ref from violence Lexi are you going to try to [ __ ] the Mind player no I have a girlfriend she might be interested while I respected your opin I asked you refrain from violence while I respect your opinion my kind might change or might may uh may not change quest to eliminate the okay I'll be friends look man he could slap my ass like he could probably control me if he wanted to so I don't think we can [ __ ] around with this guy true would you like a diagnosis a diagnosis your mind to me let us see what lurs within yeah [ __ ] it dude I'm not saying he could control me like I'm horny I'm saying he could quite literally take control of my brain [Laughter] worm you know what [ __ ] it you can already read my thoughts because of the toxins in the air anyways the spores as the Melo one's mind pierces yours the T pulses what is this he like it feels it's like it's like a football thing but like the other way he timed out but upside down I was just thinking that like if I I was just thinking if if this was acted in a movie I wouldn't be able to take it seriously no as should your transformation oh the noises and the warbling is a lot Strange Magic it appears to be in some form of [Music] stasis what happens if the stasis goes away I can only theorize but I suspect your transformation oh God agonizing and instantaneous I thought it was always agonizing aelon well yes now that wasn't my point okay can you get it out yeah okay cool than fromal and magical influence I like his and even without the sh you want to take him what if we just pickpocket him and leave him nak in a oh my God I want to see a naked mind player I want to see what they look like do they have Pentacle deck I want to know oh that doesn't sound the extraction would involve severe cranial trauma no that doesn't sound good is not IDE the process so is he saying we literally can't get the brain worms out now that's what he's saying that's great but not to worry should you transform I will happily perform a new examination thanks buddy oh should we tell him about about the ship sure why not I mean look if he was evil he would have got us already right he would be really big hands I just spit on myself leing no fascinating I have never set foot oh my God they werey please during the greatest eras of the El Empire we ruled the entire astral plane from their deck the design was lost when the Gi rebelled Oh the design was lost so like how do they still have them they just vibing around thanks of course I am sorry I that's all right tentacle man removal but I have an idea oh perhaps I should start taking notes I love them there may be a way to bypass that stasis mango yeah many Al that can influence Theo um yeah isn't this stasis why I haven't died I do not intend to shatter its protection I need only B the interference that prevents me from communicating with the l oh he can't even talk to it but I feel like that would mean he could control us if he can communicate with it right right what kind of alchemy are we talking about a tincture distilled from a collection of R oh I just realized his little brain is moving in the back you see it like twitching influence Micky man I would require a fresh tongue of Madness and timusk SPS timusk but in their natural state we pass a bunch of Tim how the [ __ ] do we C their spores do we just got to like get a jar timus cause confusion in those that approach them the I did just sell a bunch of bottles self-explanatory I don't think I sold all mine so we'll see um where do I find them the underd dark of course although they are quite rare and their Discovery I mean we found Tim pretty immediately when getting here I imagine Lenor would have them in her possession she served mistra as a cleric oh Lenor dude where does Lenor live frothing at the mouth right now the Southwest when I last saw her although her Tower does have a tendency to move what all right I'll come back when I find the sh your travels be safe and Swift thanks tentacle [Music] [Music] man

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