Peter and His Hecklers - Tiny Dancer with Will Ferrell and Paul Rudd | The Tonight Show

-Ladies and gentlemen, "Tiny Dancer." [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] -♪ Blue-jean baby ♪ -Where is she from?! -♪ L.A. lady ♪ -What is her occupation? -♪ Seamstress for the band ♪ -The band has its own seamstress? That seems excessive! -♪ Pretty-eyed ♪ -Does she smile like a pirate? -♪ Pirate smile ♪ -She does smile like a pirate! I knew it! -♪ You'll marry a music man ♪ -It's better to marry an architect. They make way more money. -♪ Ballerina ♪ -I thought you said she was a seamstress! -♪ You must've seen her ♪ -Where? Waltzing on the beach? -♪ Dancing in the sand ♪ -Aw, come on, pal! Same difference! -♪ Now she's in me ♪ -What?! Did you eat her?! -♪ Always with me ♪ -Eating people is not cool! -♪ Tiny dancer in my hand ♪ ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] -Hey! Excuse me! I think that's my seat next to you! -Well, you shouldn't show up late to a musical performance! It's really rude. -I know. I'm sorry. -You're being really rude right now. -I'm sorry. There was traffic. I had to take like five different Lime scooters to get here! ♪♪ -♪ Jesus freaks ♪ -Oh, I love Jesus! -♪ Out in the street ♪ -And I love street! -♪ Handing tickets out for God ♪ -Do you mean parking tickets? -I have so many unpaid tickets. -♪ Turning back ♪ -I have 35 unpaid tickets. -♪ She just laughs ♪ -There's a boot on my Durango. -♪ The boulevard is not that bad ♪ -Hey, hey, new topic! What's your favorite Billy Joel song?! -♪ Piano man ♪ That's kind of go-to. -♪ Makes his stand ♪ -Yeah, I would have said... -Both: "Captain Jack." Jinx! -♪ In the auditorium ♪ -♪ Captain Jack will get you high tonight ♪ -♪ Looking on ♪ -♪ And take you to your special island ♪ ♪ She sings the songs ♪ -Does she know the words, the tune, or both? -♪ She knows the words, the tune she hums ♪ -Nice! Hey! Why do we look so much alike? Am I you? Are you me? Oh, my God. I'm beautiful! -♪ But, oh, how it feels so real ♪ -What does? -♪ Lying here ♪ -You're standing, bro. -♪ With no one near ♪ -Achoo. -♪ Only you ♪ -There's like 200 of us, bro. -♪ And you can hear me ♪ -We can hear you 'cause you're so god-dang loud! -♪ When I say softly ♪ -This ain't soft! -♪ Slowly ♪ -But this is slowly. -♪ Hold me closer, tiny dancer ♪ -Wait. Are you saying you want us to hold you? -♪ Count the headlights on the highway ♪ -I think he's saying he wants us to hold him. -♪ Lay me down in sheets of linen ♪ -Lucky for you, I never leave home without my linen sheets. -♪ You had a busy day today ♪ -We're back again, busy holding you. -Here we come, singing boy! -♪ Hold me closer, tiny dancer ♪ [ Cheers and applause ] ♪ Count the headlights on the highway ♪ ♪♪ ♪ Lay me down in sheets of linen ♪ Oh. No, no. ♪ You had a busy day today ♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪ Hold me closer, tiny dancer ♪ -♪ Captain Jack will get you high tonight ♪ -♪ Take you to your special island ♪ -♪ Take you to your special island ♪ -♪ Hold me closer, tiny dancer ♪ -♪ Captain Jack will get you high tonight ♪ -♪ Take you to your special island ♪ -♪ Take you to your special island ♪ -♪ Hold me closer, tiny dan-- ♪ -♪ Count the headlights, Captain Jack ♪ ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ [ Finale playing ] [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ [ Song ends ]

Channel: The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Views: 907,578

Keywords: tonight show, jimmy fallon, NBC, NBC TV, Television, Funny, Talk Show, comedic, humor, snl, tonight, show, jokes, funny video, interview, variety, comedy sketches, talent, celebrities, video, clip, highlight, Peter and His Hecklers, Tiny Dancer, Will Ferrell, Paul Rudd, Ghostbusters: Afterlife, Avengers: Endgame, Ant-Man and the Wasp, Captain America: Civil War, Ant-Man, Reminisce, Love-ahs, SNL, Hijinks, Will Ferrell on Fallon, Anchorman, Blades of Glory, Ron Burgundy, Between Two Ferns

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Length: 6min 18sec (378 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 26 2021