70 year old woman heckles comedian Laurie Kilmartin

this whole front row is it's just such a cluster [ __ ] I can't even I've been call me for a long time you guys are a unique situation I'll tell you that right now no you're right the first time it is a cluster F but you're the the queen of the cluster F you are I worship you you you yes yes I know and I'm happy with it it's it's you know what's tricky about you is that uh you are accurate about what an [ __ ] you are no denying proud of it I can't believe no one's killed you like the fact that you're 70 is truly American because people in this part of the country have guns I can't believe you live that long and so you should treat yourself to to a free meal at Denny's right now there's a there's a Denny's or an IHOP waitress who is willing to do battle with you she's ready to go you're right um so don't worry guys we this is going to get more and more tense it's like a zit it's going to pop and then we'll all feel better we will have a scar for a little while but it'll go away so that's right ma'am um it's I'm very comfortable with your your feet right on the stage yeah it's a no no no it's a it's a show of disrespect is what it is Sir yeah yeah no I'm not kidding you I'm right up here no I'm right here you could talk to me I'm right here it is pitiful you guys should go it's [ __ ] ridiculous it's awful you should leave no you should you guys deserve a better show that you you do I totally agree just like her I agree with you you do it is sad I know I know we're terrible we're not funny I know really you're being very disrespectful I know ma'am I apologize you should walk out on me seriously you guys deserve better you guys deserve better you should walk out on me yeah yeah you bet you can okay I'm sorry that we couldn't be I am sorry I really am you're UG and you're I'm ugly wait a minute dare sh as long she doesn't call me fat bye guys the crowd is applauding you like Champion the champions that you are they're applauding you it's like the end of the the game the injured football players left and uh our poor manager has to still okay I will get my teeth fixed thank you [ __ ] Yeah dudes we did it did I couldn't have done it without you I couldn't have done it without you I needed your support I don't know where it ends oh it ends here but you guys seem okay right are you yeah they're right so this guy is that they're your rot so they're going to be hanging out I'm want to do a 4-Hour show yeah they will be very angry felt see I told you we would pop it good right

Channel: Laurie Kilmartin

Views: 825,939

Keywords: laurie, kilmartin, heckler, standup, comedy, sh*tty, mom

Id: T6goSGRnBnk

Length: 4min 14sec (254 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 07 2013