Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson 12/3/2010 Kristen Bell, Michael Franti

no no just given a 360 is now you ran boots yeah you've bad hey everybody kristin is the guest on the show tonight she's my friend and she's feeling a little bit sick it's okay guys it's okay it's just a little head cold and I'm not contagious anymore I don't think did you catch it from that weird looking blue thing on your finger did I catch it from my band-aid yeah I cut the band-aid it's a bad it says read it what does it say Kristen bail celebrity find a shark bite so you don't have to explain your injuries and I have one that says ninja fight - yeah do you have one that says gentle rash I didn't get that one no I might know someone who would Craig well I you know I've been wearing very tight pants look if you're easily offended now would be the time it watch Jimmy Fallon he's a great cat it's a good are you looking I'm looking looks like in here it's like a mirror but a downward facing mirror I can see my own peepee where are you looking I'm looking into their souls Kristen see beautiful Kristen Clark walk towards it Kristen with your little crazy finger you know it's a little bit junky having bad days on you're on TV why knows Grande's a real I'm real Craig uh excuse me aren't your holy wood actress yeah that's real put your hands up here yeah I used to do this alone actually and then there would be drink there and I'd be like I gotta act act act like that yeah anyway Kristen's on the show tonight but I'm gonna send our backstage to get what you gonna get ready I like my stuff fine fine-looking young women are here in the monitor right now looking at you let's do the show like this all right then and I've got a real tongue oh you are great you very much in shape yeah yeah I don't think so I think I should start doing one of those eyes every known again you know set up once and then they just go rack ting ting ting like that yeah yeah but for the meantime I'll just use the tiger little method it's gonna be an awesome show tonight I think yeah not that sure but there will be an awesome whereon perhaps another network you dirty bass oh we have to go is commercial break oh well you go and I'll do the monologue and then when when I get done come back and you can do the if you can just we'll just do the whole show all right okay well you welcome it over there okay hi Jeff I know what you're thinking Craig you totally checked her ass when she was walking away I'm like I gotta back yeah Late Show with Craig Ferguson sponsored by subway get ready for milk testing flavor with subway melons like the new chipotle chicken and cheese fresh toasted nut bread it's ladies and gentlemen no lightly no don't don't make me don't make me shoot you with my showbiz finger pistols don't make me be dunno I was looking at everybody else was very enthusiastic then there was a dude over there in a cardigan going yes dude you because it's got a hood it doesn't make it any less of a cardigan it's a cardigan with a hood no dude it's a hoodie it's a Cardian with armor amuses pessimist Hey oh it's a great day for America it is Friday odd ed but not a great day for Spain who know it Spain is in massive debt today they announced they have to sell their crown jewels and like don't be sad Spain I've sold mine many times some of the best dates I've ever had you think exactly you think you're bankrupt and suddenly there's romance in the air and in New York they were rattled by a 3.9 earthquake this weekend it wasn't easy getting information from New York seismologist simple like forget about it you didn't feel nothing that's right they looked like sort of weird Scottish people forget about it you don't feel nothing no way anyway this begins a big anniversary for those of you who like alcohol you know the booze the happy juice the Randy Quaid a haul on this Randy Quaid haul I was on this weekend in 1933 1303 Kerr in 1933 prohibition was repealed I don't know why I don't know why they revealed why did they stop it was such a great idea of prohibition making something illegal always stops its use people are always thought a port force is stronger than a citizen's desire to follow the law well cracker suppose crackers and meth and Smurf dust yes as a street drug called Smurf dust see young people I'm just like you exact if it's got a hood it's just a cardigan with a hood prohibition was made possible after a passage of the 18th amendment and then after that came the 19th amendment which gave women the right to vote there's your double whammy right there no booze then you have to listen to women's opinions about stuff am i right she over this am i right you know like it do it's funny no no no don't it's funny because there's a lot of ladies in the audience they're like ah ha ha that's alright we know you're joking Craig you're afraid of us but but there's a lot of guys the audience good it's alright if I laugh at this honey now listen before we dismiss prohibition I've got to remember it gave us all sorts of cool stuff there was the speakeasy which was awesome there's secret bars with the little doors where they go like that you're gonna to make sure the guy that was coming to the door wasn't a cop and they could tell by looking at your eyes if you were a governor st. Mac I think you've got cop eyes nowadays you almost never see these things at bars with little speakeasy doors although there is one place in West Hollywood still has one guys there's been two as well when they do that they're not they're not looking for cops when they do that they're just checking to make sure your eyes look fabulous I always pass with flying colors and then once you get inside there are other holes but there are no eye level and you don't speak into them I've said too much it's alright if I laugh nowadays our you know else prohibition givers was nice car that's true nice car evolves from the days of the moonshiners cuz they'd ship up their cars like mini acts to outrun the cops of like he's gaining on us these girls and I can see his cop eyes it gonna be much fun being a cop during Prohibition let me know much of your hearts gonna be a nutjob after a big bust oh do you celebrate good job man we shut down the huge whiskey operation a round of water for everyone no Margaret tell us your opinion of her oh that way let's have a write good chat about shoes women are still cool guys are like is this okay I can't imagine Hollywood June prohibition ever been awful David Hasselhoff would beaten at the table Mel Gibson's phone calls would have been rubbish you know love I completely disagree with your assessment of my mental state really idea prohibition wasn't just in America though the temperance movement spread around the world in the nineteen twenties even as far as Scotland I know it was through a record number of people stopped drinking alcohol and Scotland life completely changed for an entire afternoon all right really know who's getting little crazy here crazy we're in your pants in your vice - now you're just mocking me anyway what about talking about oh yeah prohibition there was another reason that failed of course um what was it oh yeah people weren't interested in it they know cuz alcohol was still legal in Canada and it's very hard to defend a 3,000 mile long border against savage out-of-control Canadians you don't want to end up like these Canadians with illegal whiskey sometimes after two scotches they raise their voices in Canada must have been looking at us going and were they doing them let's rest up and enjoy some ads it's not gonna passive-aggressive way to ask for a commercial break yes isn't it when do you want the commercial break you can't design sir in your pants to every question when do you want the commercial break you do that all right this is too much we have to take a break where I'm gonna unplug that bastard I mean yeah and we'll be right back with much the same garbage you welcome back welcome back but inland under-deliver getting good in the day Greg what are you doing oh the ones who know no knock it off knock it off Doctor Who lesbian girls I was acting there you like that that's why I'm hosting the show in the middle of the night time is Jeffrey Pearson trying to man up and we tell you magnificent bony bastard play the jingle let's get started now I don't want any more interruptions from you or anyone else around here I've got emails to do I don't want all right get out of here bullying all right I was great no pretty well that was fun times you the first person to write secretary talking your teacher look at this is actually not your vet though this is the tweets and emails UI your night to early yeah a little early this all right you can help me out okay all right tweets and emails all right okay all right this is from Mayer in Chicago Illinois you ever been to Chicago I grew up in Detroit that's not Chicago very close dire loses like a hundred miles it's like living in LA and not be having been to San Diego I've never been to San Diego I have been to San Diego excuse me all right you read it that you read I'm a little funny dear Craig I want to show my five-year-old son Star Wars but I'm worried he may be too young and become either violent or frightened what do you think he's five years old he is already violent I'm frightened I would say I know for a fact that my fiancee Dax was taken to see um Scarface when he was five whoa well I think we just can't say - hisses aah I think you'll be fine yeah what was it the special child a version of Scarface it was like his brain hello to my little friend his grandpa wanted to go see Scarface that's bad really not okay is he therapy now absolutely all right ask me all right here's that one this is from Aditya a DJ oh that's nice to him in Austin Texas you ever been to Austin Texas yeah I love us I wasn't as great like San Francisco but in Texas yeah it's a jazzy sound yeah it's gonna let go don't try Priuses in the leg oh oh yeah they're like liberal hillbillies yeah liberal hillbillies oh that's a lot of hells I'm amazed I said that liberal hillbillies I said I got all right if you invented an element in the periodic table what would you name it I've got this one covered take it away surprise the element of surprise that's a good one yeah what would you go it's almost too good it's almost as if I had read the emails before which I didn't by the way people always say to me Craig you read the emails before now like shut up you're mad hobo where did you get that illness was that Alaska when you were in a last note I think I got it from a movie theater here what movie did you go and see I think I got it from like one of the hand please please yeah a little bit make sure everything stays safe yeah it's all right don't put it on the cut because that's oh that'll get you nowhere I'll wake you up what about the what about the movies here then what did you go and see that gave you I was home for one day I'm Thanksgiving her two days I saw Love & Other Drugs which I really liked yeah she liked it too yeah um and I think I got it from there that was the only public place I went to Oregon it from Alaska I don't know I've been in Alaska since September yeah that you probably are there's cold up there it's freezing did you fight any large predators did I fight any large party did you go to the woods and take on a grizzly I'm talking about the movies here in LA huh no but did you know in Alaska literally on every corner there are like these huge glass boxes that have stuffed giant bears like it got arable but then I got to the point where we were like we get it we get it okay it's that's enough literally every corner I mean there must be 25 stuffed Grizzlies in a three-mile radius in Alaska in Anchorage I want to go there I tried to take my picture with all of them and turned out pretty good that's the end of the story it's awesome yeah proper talk-show you're saying stuff I'm like oh great well we're supposed to be doing emails look how many you guys know it's commercial break axes commercial break now okay is it yeah see sorry Vincent we didn't that task sorry we didn't have time Vincent in Trenton New Jersey like sleaze from Jersey probably we should do it we should definitely yeah I've old you after the break all right then we'll take a break we'll be right back with Vincent's email everyone you welcome back everybody I'm here with Kristen Bell I've never met before we were just trying to get to know each other there um this is sense Vincent and Trenton New Jersey welcome back Vincent he says dear Craig do you ever stop and watch a foreign channel and television are you reading the words oh well I'm reading the work I do that dear Craig do you ever stop and watch a foreign channel on television there was just a foreign gentleman television even though you don't know what they're saying Vincent everybody does that she drank he's a great right that's my Kristen yeah because that tootsie fruitsie ha I know he's in Jersey dunmer he can take he's had it before this is from Jani and Stowe in Vermont you ever been in Vermont no oh wait a minute this isn't the emails but now this is the bit where you plug you well whether you plug in tonight oh god knows Craig God knows uh I have a movie called burlesque does it here and I'm a character in a video game called Assassin's Creed and I designed this necklace for charity for Invisible Children is that is that you the video game with the hood and the goatee it's not a hood it's a cardigan with her no I'm in the real without the present-day version of the video game that's like the way to mean is this you know this video gave us as well let is the show about this why do I have the hunchback yeah could I tell you something about this why do you look like a dude why why wouldn't they make it more flattering perhaps give me better posh yeah you want to be if you're in a video gave you one yeah you want the tomb Raider's right there that's the point of being in a video game you want the Lara Croft I tried Craig it didn't work that's alright you don't need them I saw you talk to women guys you don't need the money hey tell us your opinion about stuff that - that works hey kit would you like a vote Oh doing this no no I'm asking you about stuff now there you go right so what's been going on and you were in Alaska that's cool is it Alaska yeah since September I may become Sarah Palin I are you well until you you want a heart gang no no you're missing a Fang you're missing a thing yeah I know it's to remind me of things okay I fell off I think it must I must have been carousing and you know I went Cheers and the fine kill oh yeah we got in there water sure yeah fizzy water what you going there theraflu Sarah flu yeah do they advertise the CBI's and Sara flu is um really does not taste good it doing it does it's an excellent product no but it does make me a little bit buzzed just being honest really a little buzzed right now hind us really but I mean uh I don't drink either so I don't have a like I don't need a ton to get me buzzed maybe just like I have a cup of theraflu is all I need on a Saturday what's wrong say I mean I haven't had a drink for nearly 20 years I wonder if I had some theraflu I'd like your nuts get tattooed my ass you know crazy no I was thinking I get my fingertips tattooed with what I don't know a little faces I have a girlfriend that got a moustache right there and so she goes like this and it's a Miss - boy she must get all the guys that's actually kind of a yeah I thought it was might look you know I might do as I make a really long a huge penis down and then just stand around like that you don't like that thing she done it Chris don't like Jeff whatever why don't you like him because he took my job he didn't take your job you see you always say this you never you always say oh I want to be your sidekick then you're here for four months well you see cuz you only invite me every four months I want to keep you interested I come when you invite me do you know I've been here like 17 times you're the guest who's been here most often you know why what best-lookin well Betty is well in a way yeah Betty is better-looking than you but Betty White but I am but I don't know it's a different type of thing Betty's when you want your raunchy mad sex crazy and you're more candid you know hey my buddy yeah yeah yeah yeah oh I need to apologize to your wife and to America because last time I was here I called her a perv oh she is fine cuz I knows why fan and I can say because she watches True Blood and she loves it yeah she likes his sexy vampires at home and we were we were commiserating because we thought like who it's with every time we turn it on it's so much porn and it's just crazy well cut to me being an Alaska having nothing to do putting in the first season of True Blood it's really good Craig Hey look it's really really good and then I thought oh no I'm gonna need to say sorry because she was on to something it's a really good show you need to try it no need to check it out why not I don't want to look if I'm gonna watch porn I won't fill on porn oh that's the most awful thing I think I've ever said full on board I would fill on part where the people are not attractive and there's no storyline when they're just going at it like bad dirty animals like Betty White inaudible yeah well suppose you're right we're out of time are we out of time what's that come on I go yeah both segments blue segments out of time yeah who's on the clock Jeff Jeff dear Oh getting a bit and could be an Underpants pillow fight Oh guys but other times you want to join a mass organ or um a mic organ mouth organ I'm out for it yeah mouth organ or awkward pause that's how we had the segment's time I want a mouth organ but I'm afraid of my you know you get your own for free and you get to keep it yep then I want it alright there you go can you play we'll see won't we I don't know I never played pool before mister I got a map yeah I'm just better at the you know in Alaska Kristen they have stuffed bears on every street corner you're some bad everybody what's in there iced tea iced tea my ass go home Yeah right I'm about to go on no you're not gonna go on you're gonna go home relax it is one drink is the big deal it you're to take Nicky spot she can't dance my part oh yeah she can and she will no no no oh my god I can't do that another way you said you could do any number right I just don't want to step on anybody's toes and don't I don't get listen to me you're gonna go on and you're gonna go home my next guest is a big-time recording star he's got a new album the sound of sunshine doesn't make any sense I was like oh oh morning has broken he's a musician they're clever in a different way he's welcome the wonderful Michael Franti everybody it's good to see you again thank you I don't know how many times you've been on the show now this is my third time first time in the in the couch or the chair now but you still it's still michael franti & spearhead right it's not michael franti joke well at the moment yeah but I was thinking you know since I'm in the chair now I may as well just snow no keep the vial no it's good look look at this look you do either shirt it's like a tiny little outfit like a tiny little album yeah yeah end of sunshine you know that you can't hear sunshine unless I ain't thinking about that no I think I think what happened Michael's that maybe once or twice in your life you've sat around enjoying perhaps a haribol cigarette with a friend or two well you know my last time I rode at Woody Harrelson's house so that's what happened was what he said you know making this movie Zombieland so why don't you come over here nobody's gonna be at the house you have the whole place to yourself and so I was in the shower and I put a few chords down on my ipod you know and I was listening to him in the shower and I get this idea for something you know when you get an idea and you're like looking for a pen or something and I searched all over and you didn't prevent didn't fine you know so I decided to write it on the steam in the window you know the lyrics to this great song and I get out of the shower and the the words I are slowly vaporizing notes in front of Dana yeah which I just used vaporizing in a story about Woody Harrelson yeah that's never happy never happened before vaporizing yeah yeah as so uh so I get my iPod and I take a picture of it and I put it in my computer and of course it's inside out and backwards which for me took me like three days had to figure out how to get it the right way and so I'm sitting on Woody's toilet and he calls me and he's like you know Michael how's the song right go and I said woody I think I wrote a hit song in your bathroom and he says is it a number one or number two we very very famously or not very well yeah reasonably used the song of yours yes that was the song yeah we should do a mouth organ version later we yeah we but you're gonna do logician that's okay I'm gonna what rule that's alright we'll do a twist on it all right on the mouth or no um the okay but you didn't a little Clint I both yes Flynn I give it cliff yeah let me see huh hey Craig how's it goin this michael franti here now I seem to remember a while back you had us on your show and you did a little bit of a spoof of one of my songs you might remember it it went something like this now Craig uh you are on my tour bus and this is my show so I've got a little something for you and it goes a little something like this we're on the TV and I love you that's clearly this is clearly too small for you to you okay if I think of us doing an impression of you I'd give you you know extra half-inch I really appreciate it you're gonna come back and perform for us after the break that's right right michael franti & spearhead become please welcome back to perform hey hey hey from their latest album the sound of sunshine please welcome Michael Franti and spearhead everybody make a ride today and everyday tell me ride to the birds they used to fly tell me riser they come to the high end and all the kids are you sure on here tell me they know their guns here I remember in the world Oh you you

Channel: Late Late Show w/ Craig Ferguson Archive

Views: 767,867

Rating: 4.8645239 out of 5

Keywords: The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson (Award-Winning Work), Craig Ferguson (Celebrity), Kristen Bell (Celebrity), Talk Show (TV Genre)

Id: Qfn0Dt1vJg8

Length: 40min 3sec (2403 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 08 2015

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[u/I-Am-Yew]

I could watch a whole series of just them, Geoff, and a sloth for KB.

[u/wellingtongee]

Wonderful chemistry

[u/munchers65]

I didn't know there was an archive. I missed watching him so much!!