Alex Sgambati - The Girl Who Craig "Sgambatied" - 7/7 Appearances In Chronological Order [720p]

foreign [Music] all right so please state your name for the folks at home Alex skim body say that again Alex Skin Body Skin Body really what what is that is that some kind of Comedy name what is it a schema is it French Italian Italian ice so uh are you a dancer I'm an actor ah actor yeah so um what have you acted in then just get started just getting started yeah do you go to acting class yeah see when you're in the acting class do you are there a cute boys in your acting class and you practice scenes where you make out with each other and stuff yeah yeah I went to them too look you know it's good that you're getting out and making friends but um but you gotta be careful there's a lot of unscrupulous rotten types in this town and if you're not careful you could end up hosting a crappy late night talk do you have an agent I don't no well that's that's good wait a minute you're just certain lesbian Rose so you could be on the show start again I see so you're using this sort of forward your career is that right you know why not good luck to you I say what kind of work are you after then you wanna you wanna in case you know in case someone who works in show businesses cable is broken and they're watching this show hey go ahead and audition would you have an audition Piece ready no come on you can do something what about a bit of Shakespeare or something uh all right let's let's pretend right we'll improvising I'm your father and I've come home and I've phoned you with your boyfriend and you you've been making out on the couch and I'm furious I've just sent him out and now I'm coming back to deal with you all right okay all right okay stay there what the hell was that I'm really sorry Dad oh that's all right I love you we'll be right back everybody [Music] welcome back to the show you ready Jeff hey whoa whoa what's going on oh nothing just hanging out with my new friend Alex who I wanted to sneak up and talk to him he's really cute he's really cute he's also gay and dead two things that make him a little unavailable to you missy yeah Jeff what the hell man you can't just be bringing girls out the audience and putting them on the show I'm ACD C all right thanks for the sake of argument your AC DC you're a little too old for her though aren't you I mean you're dead yes but I'm plugged in and I can go for a long time this is too creepy Alex this is too creepy you shouldn't be hanging see this is the kind of thing I warned you about in Hollywood you're trying to be an actress and then you know creepy old guys like Jeff will have on you yeah thank you [Music] well I'm working well have you guys worked out an audition thing then we certainly have uh listen darling I've got a audition tomorrow night at my place it's on my couch all right that's enough what time what time is it Jeffrey Pearson why don't you tell everyone what time it is Alex [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] all right this is from Stephen in Baltic Ohio you ever been at Baltic Ohio yes I have what are you Alex ever been at Baltic Ohio yeah what really what do you have a place there yes you do I do what are you doing here please Baltic Ohio well I hang out with Jess and Jeff what do you do at Baltic Ohio I get naked and throw beats yeah oh wow this is weird look dear Craig and Jeff and Alex hell hell uh I uh I'm about to complete my degree in education do you guys have any advice for to help me to make a good first impression with my students Alex I'm gonna throw this one to you what if anything else you make a good impression without uh you know gussing yourself up and sitting in lesbian role huh why would you make a good impression on a future employer uh we put on a fake Scottish anywhere yellow time [Applause] [Music] yeah I want to make a complaint [Music] I'm calling about you yeah yeah he's coming on here and uh you know making stuff up and like you know yeah being mean yeah yeah yeah and she's hanging out with the robots like hurting the robot they're taking over the whole show and I'm just like some redundant old creepy Foreigner how dare you hey that was your mom Alex hey yeah I like the phone's not plugged in he's talking to himself what the hell man he does this all the time he's fired me like 10 times [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] hey here we are all right this is from Emma in New York in uh Philadelphia who says uh dear Craig and Jeff and Alex I don't know my friend and I had an argument about morality do you think that people can be moral without religion oh interesting one Alex I don't know if you should ask me why is it a moral component to me asking you if people can be moral without religion oh man no man she's not she's using you don't you see that your whole relationship is a sham between the two of you just agree with whatever he says that's it Nadia yes you're correct Craig this is from Danny in Birmingham Alabama Birmingham Alabama [Music] I'll be fine dear Craig and Jeff and Alex uh when is it socially acceptable to start a food fight Jeff that's one for you failed me out here yes no I don't need to I don't eat troubling Paradise no I don't think you're fine I think he's like a star is born except you're not Barbara anymore Jeff are you how does that feel now Jeff eh you've gone from being Barbara now you're crisp we're right back [Music] [Applause] [Music] welcome back everybody uh I'd like you to meet a friend of mine a lovely young woman her name is Athena Athena do you know anybody who's in this studio at the moment maybe oh who would be or the person that you would know Athena I think I might know her what's what's her name I think it's Alex Alex really Athena what's your relationship to Alex um I gave birth to her you're in trouble no but not as much as you are Jeff Peterson do you know that now did you bring Alex to Los Angeles or are you from here no I'm actually visiting and she's here oh I see where are you from from North Carolina in Raleigh Raleigh it's nearly at Charlotte North Carolina a few friends friends with Claire Danes is everybody in June business know each other of course oh I feel such a fool I feel like I've been used almost as if you put your daughter in lesbian roses you could get one in Show Business well your plan backfired Athena because she was on this show instead but what business are you in I'm a homemaker that's a great business to be in when you might want to consider although choose your partner wisely someone who perhaps is a little more job security than your boony friend right now are you all right with the type of man that she dates are you okay with that uh sometimes yeah yeah are you out here to check up on anyone um not at the moment not that I don't know of anyone yeah no I hear you yeah I see that I got kids I know what you're saying anyway I think all's well that ends well um I wish you good luck and uh look um here's 50 bucks hi everyone [Music] good evening everybody uh my name is Craig Ferguson is my buddy Jeff Pearson this is my buddy Jeff Pearson's girlfriend Alex [Music] [Applause] Jeff I think um many of us are surprised that you have a girlfriend given the fact you've been openly gay for since you've been dead well as I announced on the show yesterday I am ACDC I say my currents go both ways so how's it working out for you guys have you been on any dates or anything since last night's show we have had a tour and love affair really yeah me and my man right here he's not he's not a man though Alex he's a skeleton robot I'm skinny oh you like them you like them skinny dead and gay apparently well that's all right do you have any plans then yeah well we're going out tonight right that's right we're gonna go out tonight and you're not invited [Music] I I don't want to be invaded anyway I get something else to do something pretty awesome actually oh yeah it's nothing he has no answer I do I do have an answer I do I'm getting a smog check done in my car it's for the environment you've got to have smoke checks done and you know so that I got nothing yeah he's out of steam he's got nothing so where are you gonna go on your date tonight then any more than 12 foot from an outlet God know how dare you sir how dare you pick a young lady from lesbian role and make her your girlfriend using your Show Business power to impress an impressible young beautiful actress from out of town sounds good to me actually it's the only reason you get into show business I admit but still so there you are then you don't you don't fancy someone your own species I've tried that didn't work out as well mom feel about you dating a notorious chill business robot why do you think she came out here she had to check up on me all right well I guess it's good I I don't want you to be here during the monologue that's kind of a thing Jeff and I do oh okay so you're exclusive I can dig that that's fine dig is that what the young people are saying no yeah well that's I got a map we'll be right back everybody welcome back get your little girlfriend back again yep that's my girl hi Alex hey Craig [Music] thank you yeah all right what time is it either Jeffrey Peterson or your little girlfriend Alex it's tweet meal time it's tweet Meal Time [Music] please [Applause] all right this is uh this is from Annie in Durham North Carolina I ended up in North Carolina aren't you from yeah sure your girlfriend under the show then I'll just talk to her all right so you just you just unplug yourself just stay quiet all right all right right you're gonna break yeah I could bring my girlfriend on the show my wife would be annoyed but I could break her it's a joke honey that was a joke that was a joke baby yeah all right this is from Andy in Durham North Carolina is from yeah this last night yes we traveled the whole world together what what we traveled the whole world together are you and Jeff yeah yeah you you soak it up Peterson and he says hi Craig oh it doesn't mention anyone else it's cracking both hi Craig you have a lot of stuff on your desk are you a hoarder [Music] this is from Kevin Emporia Illinois you ever been in Illinois yeah there's a Deer Creek how many tweets do you get in a day hundreds hundreds Millions of those two this is from Samantha in Portland Oregon dear Craig is it really helpful to smack someone's face when they are freaking out like on television that was in question kind of begs an experiment let's see Jeff would you mind freaking out and Alex were you uh you try and calm Jeff down by slapping on the face or punching them really hard in the skull I can't the hell was that what the hell was that Alex I thought you were an actress that was the worst Club I've ever seen I mean that was totally unbelievable Alex Alex baby baby I want you to hit me as hard as you can yeah yeah right do it again all right Jeff freak out freak out baby wait wait wait you are getting off on this Jeffy yes I am you you almost turned everything into sex that's what I like about you you hold me tight I don't know all right this is from Alexandra oh and uh Philadelphia he says Dear Craig and Jeff living in Los Angeles do you ever miss having Four Seasons with different weather there's Seasons here you get smog fire rain and bucket [Applause] all right [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] my next guest my next guest is one of the most exciting and original uh comedians working in the United States he is a fabulous comedy icon and he's shaved I noticed that backstage which is might not be exciting for you but very exciting for me because I'll be making out with him later on I told you he was gay right anyways performing this weekend in Chico California and then Reno Nevada and then in the Napa Valley please welcome my friend Steven Wright everybody [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Stephen you look you look hey you're right you know I said Jeff Pearson has his brother's girlfriend Alex to the show really that's his girlfriend yeah they look related to me they're attracted to people that look like the other person yeah like for example I don't mean physically they look related like on a subconscious level you know what I'm saying no you can see it you can see it in their eyes if you don't really look right at them you look slightly away from me yes yes are you any good at these 3d posters when you have to look kind of slightly weird at it and then it turns into 3D I do that you ever lied on your tax form I've never really filled one out [Music] boy you're gonna have a great week this week man this guy that can't sleep just around I I've heard I've heard of it I thought oh this is this is bad I can't wait to get back to my normal robot skeleton and his girlfriend how did uh this happen here well uh this robot well Alex was sitting in uh lesbian room and Jeff kind of Hitler sir she was sitting weird lesbian man where where her mom is sitting right now her mother's lesbian I could ask the Frog [Music] so this is your mom Alex yes your mom Athena it's a lovely name Athena have you met your daughter's boyfriend yes I have hi Mom you're cool with this whatever she wants to do is fine parent are you you didn't tell me that yesterday well I got over it all right well this is uh this is fine okay we better do the Christmas card then everybody bunch in so Alex you're back I'm back Alex the girl that sat in lesbian role because she's an actress wanted to be noticed I put her on TV like a fool then you were on two nights and then I heard that you had applied to the internship program here I did yeah just a little sputter yeah well Alex I've got news for you you got the position I did yes you did huh Alex it's an unpaid position and the fact that you got it was nothing to do with me I have no power around here but many of our interns go on to great things case in point the wonderful Bridger come for us Bridger come on [Applause] nice to meet you it's awesome it's like a show where you get to meet new friends well you know Bridger uh used to be an intern here okay yeah but now Bridger is a production assistant Bridget [Music] Richard can you tell young Alex here what her duties will be as an intern um help me clean up the catering and what's the uh what are the duties of the production assistant um get the catering but Bridger you're the Big Man on Campus here you're about the right age with Alex you guys are the same height similar coloring I'd like you I'd like you to show her around and show the ropes you know and uh and no funny business [Laughter] I'm setting you up man do you hear me uh this is nothing dude no there's that you know don't I mean I don't want any of that the jiggity pokery going on here now you kids be fine and uh you get her home by living she's like a daughter to me and and you careful for him he's a wild man right now you kids are off you go and start doing things with catering or whatever you do and and you keep your hands to yourself and Keep Your Hands to Yourself Alex and Bridger everybody [Applause] now well this is the best part what Alex and Bridger don't know is that we have secret cameras following them around all the time and we've got little chips put in their bodies so that their GPS equipment can follow them wherever they go in the world now that's not true but if it was wouldn't it be awesome that would be a TV show unfortunately it's just another night we'll be right back [Applause] [Music] well Jeff they got the new couple for America right here what do you think yeah whatever didn't think it was possible but you're actually thinner than I am what the hell man that was my girl oh yeah I forgot that's right I completely forgot that you guys used to go out for an episode um well you know Alex has moved on maybe you should it looks like you like a little ginger in your coffee there Alex I guess if you're into dudes that look like Opie this is like a reality show with freaks because there's no freaks on any other reality show I'm saying the opposite of what's true your hand just moved which is weird because this is the one that doesn't move let's just be a spasm good night everybody say good night kids [Applause] hey it's Bridger and Alex everybody I don't know if you remember printer and Alex Bridger here once was an intern and now is a full-blown production assistant and uh and Alex is an intern at the moment and when Alex joined the show I said well you guys are similar height and coloring you should be a couple um and uh and here we are to announce their engagement wait I just made that up I don't know if it's true is it true no no no sorry Richard no Richard it's all right you guys getting along you're playing nice yeah all right yeah you're having a fun time good lots of running around wow yeah yeah look adorable the Perry yeah it's just I feel enormous then I mean you guys could live in the space between my time well it's working out to uh how long have you got to go on your internship there now I think four months four months still to go still to go oh and then you get a college credit yeah six of them six credits yeah yep what the hell are you studying theater in film oh well I guess that would make sense you know what to avoid how's it going with you Bridger enjoying the highlights yeah you absolutely absolutely I kind of feel you hate me that time only when I put you on camera the rest of the time when you're going around the office you're like hey hey and then the minute I we put you on the camera you're like [Music] yeah so it just needs more caffeine I think yeah I know I'm trying let him get them to see that I think we should send you guys on a mission somewhere I have decided much to the fear of the producers who have just now thought all right he's going to spend some money to do one of the other late night do they do they do remote pieces where people go places and do reports we should do that too yeah we should yeah we should do yeah we're gone no where would you like to go kids remember your budget's 50 bucks oh well we go to the Grove enough The Grove well not the Grove not the Grove no further away in the Groves the shopping mall the walking distance from here yes you could aim higher yeah maybe the zoo come on yeah yeah yeah all right all right Bridger you and your fiancee sort of Alex are gonna go to the zoo well wait we don't know which zoo yet a zoo that will make us a deal your move zoos of America Within driving distance we'll be right back everybody hey Jeff you remember uh Alex and Bridger uh you know Alex who's the intern here in Bridger who's the PA you remember yeah right and like I'm trying to fix them up right yeah yeah right and you know and I said I'm gonna send them on a date to the zoo the zoo yeah you remember I said I was going to do that yeah I remember well I well I've done it Jeff oh dear let's let's see if we can check in with them using the satellite Hello Alex and Bridget are you at the zoo oh they are yeah hi Craig hey I love the Safari over Bridger you get that at the gift shop uh no it's my old boy scout uniform still fits because I haven't grown since I was nine yeah amazing oh I can hear him now no it sounds like eggs are those flamingos anyway look you you guys look great Alex you look adorable a bit Bridger can't keep his hands off you actually bigger has been a perfect gentleman he knows I have a boyfriend and we're only here because you're delusional it's like I said Jeff they're adorable aren't they absolutely so uh how about the flamingos that's romantic isn't it oh Craig this smells awful and you see Richard he looks like he's gonna puke oh come on it's Bridger he always look like he's gonna puke flamingos are fascinating tell me what you learned about them so far they're horny really yeah how horny are they oh when we got here there were only two that anything else well they're born white and they turn pink because of the plankton in their diet bridger's dead it's Bridger he always drops lifelessly to the ground come on go and get my cake okay all right give him two kicks wait a little minute and then kick him again [Music] scale of one to ten right Alex how would you give the date one to ten well okay so I'm miserable the smells awful Bridger is being sexually assaulted by a flamingo so what you think a five then something like that five or six there are feathers everywhere so what nine are we thinking at nine okay can I go home now please sadly Alex but you're not going home empty-handed Shadow Alex and Bridger your magical date continues because Creighton Ferguson is treating you to a visit to the enchanting Los Angeles River [Music] look I got bird flu I think that worked out don't you Jeff did you just do it with a flamingo no I uh for legal reasons absolutely not I think the flamingo did it with Bridger anyway in fact I have to say let's stop everyone let's just stop for a minute you know we rehearse that sketch no we never you this is a big deal for us we have we ever rehearsed Jeff never never but we were well when I say it we rehearsed it we Jeff and I didn't rehearse it but we sent them and then we filmed it take a look at this intern rehearsal theater sketches on the show are not rehearsed by real people instead we use unpaid interns who are expendable in case anything goes wrong [Music] all right wait wait [Music] that was kind of better than the sketch really what do you think Jeff yeah that was awesome yeah it was pretty good we should have kept it that short as well don't I look different when I don't have makeup on though you do I know you do too the hill we'll be right back [Applause] thank you well you know because that movie uh the one the artist the silent movie it one it wasn't bigger the Oscars last night Five Horses Oscars osters and Oscars five of them best picture it made the best picture I'm like what what about the silent movie that I made thank you made a silent movie yes I did when you make it well I want an Oscar so I mean it's afternoon take a look at this [Applause] [Applause] laughs [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Jeff's birthday tonight he's two I mean robot years that means he's 384. all right so we thought it'd be I thought it'd be a great idea if you know if I um if I invited Jeff's ex-girlfriend and heterosexual experiment uh Alex to come over and you know and wish him happy birthday and we got him a hat and uh things have gotten a little weird laughs look like a gay wizard wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait they have straight Wizards I know yeah so things been awkward to you and Jeff you know a little bit yeah yeah because Jeffrey Dean Morgan's on the show tonight yeah yeah and I kind of have a crush on him a little bit because his first name is Jeffrey is it that or because he's handsome and human and uh and Alive yeah partially partially and a little bit more brawny than Jeff yeah yeah I'm standing right here see this is why I go awkward because owl Alex can talk about is why Jeff is unattractive to her Jeff it was an experiment anyway and you know you're gay it was your heterosexual experiment and you know you tried it out it didn't work yeah I think the fact that I also have no genital s problem in your relationship a little bit yeah so what you're so what you're saying is that's what you require yeah man I'm very shallow yeah I I feel awkward maybe I should just leave you guys to you know figure things out on your own I'll go and head over uh I don't know NBC or something yeah Alex you want to go figure things out oh okay backstage works every time what do you say works every time what works every time what I just did there I want to go and work things out but seeing it in that weird kind of creepy way like want to go in work things up I can't believe it it worked right there absolutely oh do you two guys want to go and work things out oh yeah best commercial break for me ever we'll be right back [Applause] you know and you're right you're right I gotta say for some reason you're a candidate I could see myself getting behind oh Craig you can get behind me anytime not everything has to be dirty I just think it's a good idea to know your you know positions I mean no you know before the big caucus oh no who's being done

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Length: 42min 5sec (2525 seconds)

Published: Sun May 21 2017