Lark Souls 2 - Episode 10: Gravity

we're going to play more dark souls 2 and we left off ages ago yeah we abandoned this game for sakira we've completed dark souls 1 2 and 3. but we didn't do the dlc of this one which i've heard conflicting things about like i've heard uh people say that it's the worst dlc of the series but i've also heard people say it's the best part of dark souls 2 which places it at like a decent i'm like cautiously optimistic yeah so i've been playing a little bit of this game just to get myself reacquainted so we've got some souls well they don't we don't have many souls but we uh we got a lot of items we got a lot of sick weaponry and [ __ ] i'm really stoked you mentioned like earlier like excited to be back in the dark souls like world and i was like me too actually it's just cool yeah we sort of gave it a big break but now in some distant land there's things that there's a murmur of action again and we're gonna go we're gonna go seek the what was it the crowns seek seek west yeah we have to seek lest things are stirring in a land distant far from lordran actually no it's the same place but i gave this lady the havel armor that's right when we were last here those scantily clad women here yeah exactly i got a bunch of fire seeds so actually we can reinforce this once sick even though we have 10 fire seats because we only have a bit of souls but anyway oh we need to turn on the music that's right i almost forgot to turn on the music and swap off this rusty scimitar oh yeah uh it was a game options yeah and no we haven't played bloodborne yet i think it's like we would like to the ps4 thing is like a bit of a uh roadblock to figure out [Music] so look at all the sick [ __ ] that we got we got like uh we've got electric uh yeah imagine getting hit with that yeah right it's gotta be pretty embarrassing it's like an axe but it's like naturally formed that's cool it's like stalagmites and we've got the uh the cool like three face helmet i guess we already saw but off the is that guy's name there's there's a lot of like kind of forgettable bosses in this game it was looking here yeah last night he was cool actually he was like one of the coolest ones from this one he was cool so i went back through a lot of the old the like later areas because we kind of we sped through the end of this game because we were going to do sakiro and then sakura we didn't even finish no we only played like like film streams of shakira yeah well i played a bunch of them it was kind of at an inconvenient time because you had like [ __ ] to do like right the week it was coming out you were like in a different country or something yeah i was in australia yeah and uh so i was like i mean [ __ ] that i'm not gonna wait so i played it a bit and then you kind of like jumped in while we were still or while we were like halfway through and then it was like really hard for you to like adjust and i was still like struggling because i just sucked at it and it was we were like it's a little grindy yeah a little bit so i did a brief google search and i think the way to get to the dlc is we have to go to [ __ ] black gulch which just looking through the like list of bonfires i got like triggered because i was like oh all these like [ __ ] shitty areas near the end of the game some of them were oh i remember this one yeah this is where that uh weird multi okay there's a bunch of people that made up like one big guy right yeah yeah yeah that was the rotten and there were these [ __ ] stacks oh god never mind oh i'm getting triggered no no no yeah oh and there's like a really hard to see door in here oh we i think even when we were here we uh uh we discussed this like we're like there's a door in here somewhere yeah oh did we never even find it during our actual play oh god jesus that's scary too actually it was the way it was moving unnatural i think it's like right now it's see i already did a lap around the room i never find it on my first look like is it over here i don't i must have missed it somehow right there oh it's so smooth there's like fog it's so sneaky so uh someone must have been here yeah we've already been here because we had to light the primal bonfire in order to uh do the thing i think we like touched this and we're like that's the dlc yeah and then we like left so i think when we talked to vendrick uh in like the memory did we ever go to the memory of vendrick and like talk to him when he was like just sitting there when he was young and like healthy yes we did so he was like you need to like go to the to like solve the undead curse you need to go to like distant lands and get the three crowns from like distant like forgotten kings or something and i think there's three dlc's and each one is like a different king right and i think we're going to try to do them in order of when they were released i think there's like a there's like a water underground cave one and that's the one we're doing now and there's like an ice one and a fire like i remember where the ice one was yeah did we like go into that once again we like we're like oh look at this yeah i think we even tried to go through this door and it was like eat the game first [ __ ] yeah probably but you know beat it the game at first if you do [ __ ] you know dip [ __ ] yeah you know old timey speak you know old-timey insults like [ __ ] that's whoa cool looking door that was a cool looking door so i have not touched this dlc at all so this is going to be all new stuff i'm not going to be able to bore everyone to tears talking about like the war whoa but whoa oh yeah lion oh this is awesome sick that is cool the torch too it helps holding it up by torch light oh what's all this wretch ahead right yeah we haven't seen any enemies yet there's a [ __ ] sleeping dragon right there is it gonna be good or bad i think we're to be able to talk to it immediately wrong it's got a blue tongue like somebody's oc like a blue tongue skink yeah yeah that's it whoa oh i guess it left all right goodbye [ __ ] see ya oh look at him go it's you know you gotta have brass [ __ ] balls to be a dragon that huge flying in a cave this small just chilling you're gonna clip a wing in there you're gonna like and then you're gonna hit this nice city it's a cool room oh there's an elevator oh i see where is there oh this is like something we have to immediately giving me flashbacks to exhaust one dlc that had similar things yeah you know we just for future historians only just this weekend released the lark souls one episode the edited episode that like starts on the dlc of the first game yes and now we've already done two and three and the dlc of three and now we're doing the dlc of two just to be confusing this one might be tagged on the on the end of dark souls 2 so we can predict the future oh yeah wouldn't it be cool if in dark souls 3 hey there was a cool boss i was gonna say it's so it's so hard to do it because it's just like uh like a cool night dude i guess it sounds silly when you say it like that what the [ __ ] this is reminding me of uh do you ever play a story about my uncle what the like indie game no it's like a first person 3d platformer oh is my controller doing that [ __ ] again look at this it's swapping between the targets oh no sorry we had an issue earlier that might become just tragic during the stream oh i have really low health i need to get back in the game here sipping oh he's sick too what a jackpot i forgot that sips take a long time in this one yeah everything takes 10 years in this one it kind of sucks sometimes oh [ __ ] i didn't see you there sir didn't see you there they do really blend in they're like mossy guys yeah it's story about my uncle takes place in a cave it's like a cool cave with like james cameron avatar plants and [ __ ] growing in it oh weird name yeah it's kind of a weird uncle but it's it's sort of oh i hit that went into i feel like we just activated some like indiana jones [ __ ] oh yeah all right that's cool is that an entire elevator what the [ __ ] was the point of that interesting what the [ __ ] was the point of that it's like atlantis oh wait what is this it is kind of like atlantis well i guess look for those things oh there's another one they like turn into place oh wait i need to get no i should have been more prescient i should have gone on top of it oh life jams damn yeah right okay so it's i'm not trying to swap between targets like this it's just happening oh no that's cool uh oh chaos already it keeps doing it after death so this was happening before i don't know why this was happening thanks for subscribing michael keller oh is that the michael kelly you sound like a michael keller you sound like an author michael keller your name deserves to be just based on this the cadence of your name it should be in like big print taking up like half the cover of a book michael keller this dude will make it go away oh this is weird you're gonna get crushed well tried it you really didn't try to get crushed actually i'm going to try that again i want to go down yeah this is cool i like these things it's doing it again we just can't lock on take a mulligan we're switching so the old system i guess we never really truly established this the old system is we switch off at deaths but every once in a while they go bad go on mulligans exactly i have to like get used to dark souls again oh yeah and i've like used the claw controls yeah thankfully we have a pretty fast like role uh right now in like pretty good overall dexterity yeah sir because uh i found a couple rings that like increase your maximum equipped load by a bunch so we're doing good considering the fact that we're holding a [ __ ] like zwifter oh and like good armor where am i okay this is also giving me oola seal vibes um maybe that's what impossible was referring to i don't have any homework bones [ __ ] so we were hey well i guess uh oh whoa where the [ __ ] did you come from you've you've swung twice so far and both of them have been backstabs i guess i'm just going to beat myself off here i guess yeah story about my uncle is just spider-man in a cave is that accurate it kind of is with like rocket boots you get like other it's fun you get like mobility things and you can like sling your way around there's all these like floating rocks flying around all over the place it's pretty cool that's cool the story i could kind of not give less of a [ __ ] about but it's uh it's pretty and it plays fun it's still happening i hate it it just looks like our guy is really indecisive okay well i guess this is now a challenge run where we don't [ __ ] target enemies no we're walking on we're just not gonna do it it's just for scrubs an additional flavor that's why we don't do it it's for scrubs oh [ __ ] [ __ ] geronimo oh god oh it's got a big sword oh oh i thought that was another chance so this is just can we go back up please okay so god damn it is this this gonna be my hand curl yourself no crystal stuff and do it again you can keep having half lives until you go so that's like a losery or something right sadness i don't think so these are very sad awesome i don't like what a weird yeah it's kind of strange okay i don't know if it's ever like purposely put weird dead ends in it like that uh i found a few when i was i so i cleared out i should tell you about some of the things that happened actually yeah there was that big museum area that had all the cages hanging from the ceilings that have like the monsters in them i can't remember that oh i remember that and there's like a giant dragon skeleton in the main area that we like kind of had to walk around yeah it's kind of like draping down yeah we like kind of breezed through that area so i don't i wouldn't fault you for like not remembering super well i remember it but there were a bunch of locked doors in there and i went in there and there was one switch that you pull that lets all the monsters out and there's also four torches in the area that if you light them it like does like a summon and then you have to fight the sum in four that hurt me you have to fight the summon four times and then uh like once for each torch and then after that happens the [ __ ] dragon skeleton like gets up and like lunges at you what like if you if you go back to like the main front area there's like an animation which i'm really sad that i didn't know it was gonna happen i was just sort of like clearing through the area and then this like dope-ass thing happened i should have saved it from one stream but it just sort of like lunged at like the front of the area and just went like oh my gosh and then it like broke open one of those like carriages that like only like the ogres could like break into that's right and then that had a key in it and that led into the door so you had to kill the dragon it just like oh yeah no it just like it was literally like a stupid jump scare it was really real it was a really strange moment there's a lot of these [ __ ] guys i don't mind saying come on what yeah did that not count oh it's doing the thing again i need to knock the target on [ __ ] no baby hand-holding mode anymore you can't lock on only when there's one dude and even then you're on thin ice buster oh did one of them just hit it like you're like the backhand hit it oh oh i totally never mind it totally wasn't that's totally my bad guys uh okay so there's a bunch of oh there's a creepy red door creepy red room that rare room did you like the dr sleep commercial where it showed the origin of shaggy and scooby doo's friendship that's right and he put on the color and he's like i'm literally never going to leave your side again shaggy he's like sick you said through death and jackie's like scoops will you [ __ ] marry me like man exact same way where was the [ __ ] path i tried to go to the um uh it was that first elevator to the left we gotta buy some bones yeah we gotta buy some bones in the other games we like never ran out of bones here we actually ran out of bones it's gonna be really hard to not lock onto things i wish that didn't happen so i i was playing this into the wee hours of the morning last night [ __ ] like no issues happened and then like five minutes before andrew shows up this morning it just like randomly starts doing this weird target lock-on thing i'm like that's cool that's awesome i love that and i restarted my computer and then of course my computer took like 10 billion years to restart and open up all the programs and i was like [Music] it's true i heard him say that no ways he went i also boiled four eggs today wow [ __ ] legend you went right to it all right where are we you pulled four eggs today well four eggs today eight two of them ah that sounds delicious it was delicious i had them with chinese egg noodles with soy sauce this is where like jump to oh yeah it totally is oh these uh these things are weird [Music] this is a strange mechanic it is a weird mechanic but i'm glad they're like throwing new [ __ ] at us yeah they're doing something oh i'm going in the red room oh yeah there's a bunch of baddies following you i don't want to concern you they got like scum on them he's got like algae yeah he's got like an algae rapier or whatever or is that a lance that's a lance i [ __ ] know a lance when i see one it looks like in layers i had them down there whoa this is like zelda yeah wait what the oh it made it so i can jump over here we're gonna have to like hit really jump again uh it's you like push the stick and practice it in this room first yeah okay okay we're gonna need to hit one of those switches from around a corner with a boomerang yeah that's gonna go oh what oh yeah oh god always ten more guys in the story he's a madman holy [ __ ] little spin for style let me out whipping out the absolutely insane strats just right out of the gate oh it's so slow yeah everything takes like 10 million years to happen in this game yeah yeah yeah yeah this backstab you just like swack them down yeah and there are so many backstabs in this game that are like that where you like it's just like a big combo move where you're having like your final smash their back basically it's ridiculous i don't know where i am but yeah we've gone we've traveled far and wide i think that's that's the way to do it though like dark souls okay that was oh i didn't even have to jump yeah that was just a slick strat i think dang oh this is this is so unique yeah this is uh this is like the cube movie the cube it was good except for the acting was terrible it was it was good except for the characters all of them oh [ __ ] oh my god it's our old friend please no please no no no no it's like a rat king of these shitty little poison statues it's just like clustered together one big concentrated mass of rice [ __ ] energy i don't like these plus tools i don't either i don't want to hit them and i kind of don't we have like fire bombs that's something that i've never used yeah we have a bow that's pretty decent that shoots lightning arrows i'm using fire bombs all right yeah you have to get over there equip them to your hot bar oh my god this was a very strange room six out of ten from software elizabeth mushroom elizabeth mushroom oh that that was it i guess all right whoa i'm so stupid that's good i mean have we died to taking damage yet no i think all of our deaths have been falling so far well now you are the king [ __ ] slick as hell there better be a secret to get this way if you like clip out of bounds i like googled ways to clip out of pounds in dark souls 2 and i couldn't find any good ones so i'm going to die yep back actually scat man is alive well he wasn't but now he's back oh okay i was gonna say i thought he was he was dead right necromancy he came back i forgot that apple developed a reliable technique for necromancy so they've just been bringing back famous like pop stars like stat like scat man people well they tried tupac but for whatever reason they couldn't bring him back they like they were like standing over his grave they're like this isn't working how many times get to kill people before they vanish that one guy in the front is going to be gone soon like 12. it's kind of ridiculous how many times you got to do it oh you fell for it oh no i targeted the fun of the classic blunders goddammit all right you go this is you know i had a feeling this first stream was going to be a little pathetic on the like on the skill side i'm fine with it it's whatever i like tried to play a bunch to like prepare myself but really all i ended up doing was frustrating myself more this game's slow as hell i watched wreck-it ralph 2 like by the other day you sound like you're in a right state it was it was just like product placement i was like i think that it's like cuter than the emoji movie and like it was cute but i was like they're like boy i love facebook and i was like what the hell yeah uh when i saw the ads for that i was like interesting i won't see it i won't it was okay it was fine i don't know i don't know if we can settle for fine anymore because then more record twos will get made it was just if we keep saying that's fine they were like i got ideas that are all pertaining to the internet and we're just going to combine them all into one movie yeah and have a loose plot yeah you left it's left it's left kill yourself through the air well this is the kind of game that if i were to like just play it by myself i feel like i would actually go and kill people 12 times yeah like on purpose yeah i'm going to remove everyone because you have to sometimes in this game because there's so many enemies which is like a compilation game of like every katamari game including the ones that are like post approval period that was insane i get the impression journal likes it too i mean who wouldn't like anymore who would play that and then be like this is dumb that guy told somebody to play it they're like i just couldn't get they couldn't get the controls and i was like shut up and play yeah just [ __ ] just go into training training mode or whatever i don't know it's not smash bros it is one of those things just like even just the sound like like whenever you like pick up an item and it goes or whatever it makes that weird little sound satisfying noise satisfying even though it's like on its own you'd be like what the [ __ ] is that sound what's that supposed to be so you're picking up like 10 houses in a row and kind of like face pull i literally face palm my hand off my controller oh that was brilliant i hear what is this gross sound creepy crawlies squintering around oh there's a little oh please that other guy wasn't so lucky yeah i like the ghosts in dark souls that's always fun oh you're going to have to jump off damn it man this is such a [ __ ] area i feel like the ceiling is going to push you down too screwy oh no careful what are you doing absolute madman okay that's another thing with dark souls 2 the image animations take forever and like you're vulnerable for a lot more of them looking away and then down interesting i don't know no like look out into the distance and then downward i think is what they're saying maybe see the broken bridge oh god maybe i maybe he was trying to lead us astray you know this game rewards you for i think the entire dark souls series rewards you for getting a rating on your message whether it's positive or negative so it incentivizes people to bat make bad messages to like try to screw people over too interesting yeah i think that's the case maybe just in one of the games this is actually a very scary area there is everywhere can you can fall off hazardous oh is this the shortcut elevator it looks even this looks unsafe i don't want to stand on top of that i feel like dr evil is going to pull his switch and i'm going to like fall into the pit you know this big dragon right there yeah wow oh he's got like a spear through yeah that was cool was that the same dragon that we saw earlier not sure kind of looked like it something gives me the impression this is not a safe bridge yeah i don't know what that impression is but come back all right well there's some chumps there that got [ __ ] as well magic this is like indiana jones [ __ ] i always hated that in indiana jones when it's like the doors are closing on the temple and people are like locked inside and it's just like just like [ __ ] like merciless like stone architecture yeah [ __ ] like it's sliding into place i'm like damn you really can't do [ __ ] about that nope there's food where are we i hear like music wait they say there was a bonfire before oh i believe it uh oh you [ __ ] maybe it's still on fire maybe if you smack those other i mean please don't seal me in here we'll be fine oh that would suck what would you even do then you couldn't even kill yourself yeah you'd be like well get a game good game uh oh there's a person on that altar and that ghost is just looking at it i don't trust that one that is a very spooky room oh look at that no way no way evil ghosts those are evil ghosts why is he fanatical oh okay the same exact thing happened again well here he comes oh you might want to run away i think here he comes this seems like uh let's go down here oh that is a point of no return oh oh this looks like oh god it's the chamber of secrets look you gotta go what are you i think why all right give me that all right that was scary i got too deep i don't know where the hell you went uh so it's not there [ __ ] it's not where oh [ __ ] all right let's see where this drops us where are we dropping if i know where you are yeah i don't know where i am either i'm just jumping all over the place i don't know if we've been here seeing these like oh there's another switch over there oh is there uh oh oh yeah oh what do we have here six blood stains an apparently innocent looking item where the [ __ ] are people gonna like drop down or something poison bite ring minus one i don't know what that means maybe it's maybe it said plus one and i just uh yeah go down back to the ground floor there was a switch hidden behind some rocks okay hey he's gonna make this go up it is oh we're going down oh [ __ ] hopefully it takes us where you want to go this is not just another like dooming myself you know what else gave me that uncomfortable indiana god anyone else gave me that vibe national treasure i was when you were sailing in rocks i was like yeah i was thinking in national treasure too yeah the one dude gets sealed under water and i was like so brutal this is so stupid that is so stupid look the guy's shaking his head in shame smh he's live fam oh this is so dumb it is so dumb wait take out arrows [Music] look at the big brain on bread a chat like just chimed in but you're too late too late i already got you look figured it out i'm smarter than y'all it's such a common thing with streaming actually is like you'll figure something out and then like the second after like ten people look at the other oh i guess because there's like a delay too you just like have to think of it at the same time yeah great minds think alike but then it always ends up just seeming like you're just like always taking instructions from chat which uh you can see my throat just rejects even the idea of that even when i try to say it there's like look there's sea glowing ghost footprints it's where it's from from scooby-doo we already went down here [ __ ] i think and there's like two enemies down here so now i probably agreed both of them they're like hurt and need to go fight there's so many we already forgot how many enemies are in this game yeah there's just like all the like standard goons times like 10. so many freaking dudes oh no no no no there's a ladder ladder no don't you dare scuttle up the ladder this is a diving board yeah what the [ __ ] what the hell maybe we have to like raise something up today oh my godness it's going on they climbing up here no actually they're just waiting for you to come down that's [ __ ] ominous what is it oh god backstab what the hell was that not a bad oh it was because of the targeting thing [ __ ] my life it was like the hell even was oh there were like three there's three students hiding over there they were all shooting arrows at me here you go yeah i'm freaking believable there's so many of them it's every time there's no like sense of accomplishment because every time you kill an enemy it's just like there's more there's more there's just more elsa is this pointless another dead end [Music] this area went from like whoa to like being kind of irritating like real fast real fast there's risky and there's a lot of arrows oh there's a lot of arrows going through the air right now where's the madman oh crazed praised beast of a man this where am i okay well what i'm gonna do is i'm gonna shoot at it's okay okay so that one there raised up this platform okay no oh you are playing it fast and loose okay okay hold on because we're going to do isis it's a crisis oh right dark souls arrow collision physics oh god okay it's good that there's a nice visual cue for when you hit it okay so now the diving board has these so there's got to be more things it's gonna be a fourth one to raise that's just gonna make a path across is that you think oh hell yeah oh my god i almost fell off oh thank you trigger oh my god i missed oh hey i know where we are no i don't you still do you're just injured i guess i could have just looked at the amount of estus we had to determine if we'd rested or not you're dead i jumped off the cliff he saluted when that happened that was a patriotic act right there old daniel thing there's big old dang ol like stalactites and [ __ ] yeah that's big oh that was awful oh not enough enemies like stun luck when you hit them with your [ __ ] like literal swords literal like metal tree that you're holding they're just like eh i [ __ ] like shrug it off it's fine i'm still going to hit you i'm from downtown in dark souls world like how did that he just like sneezed that off oh god oh i scared me let's give me two okay that's cool you go okay let's do the targeting thing again yeah yeah yeah yeah dude let's tweet with anthony hopkins yeah losing his mind oh that's what happens on sundays oh my god i need to open that and watch it right [ __ ] goddamn now i don't if any of you are subscribed to anthony hopkins on twitter i am not but i saw a tweet from him that's just him freaking out like i can't think of any other way to say it's just him like going around his house and just like [ __ ] like waving all his limbs around and waving his camera around everything it's [ __ ] insanity it says like all work and no play or some [ __ ] like that and he looks scary because it's anthony hopkins his eye he's it is just it is a good video it's just quality it's playing this music and it's anthony hopkins just imagine anthony hopkins freaking out he like gets all like red in the face and [ __ ] dragon's sanctuary back to the dragon sanctum we've now returned to the place that we're thinking before i think we're like inside the like mayan stack i think section right now that's the official term the mayan stack we keep falling off one more of okay if you've ever played uh mario 2 the lost levels like the japanese version of mario 2 that's just like the [ __ ] kaizo hack basically no it's uh is that was that before mario 2 was mario 2 i know it was like it was a japanese game and then they were like will you make this mario game i don't know what you just said oh i don't either the situation was nintendo they made super mario bros and then in the exact same engine on the nes afterwards in japan they released mario bros 2 and then they were like western audiences won't like this because it's hella hard uh and it's just like incredibly like difficult compared to the first game but then in america they reskinned and in other parts of the world they reskinned a game called doki doki panic to make it and that's the one with turnips yes and they reskinned that basically to make it into a mario game and that's so uh that's what i was thinking of yeah so then when they remade they did a re-release or a remake of mario bros one two and three as well as world uh called mario all stars and it included mario 2 in america and they called it the lost levels interesting it's really confusing but uh that's how it happened and lost levels it's one of those things where like you hear that [ __ ] about how they're like oh you know they they thought western audiences weren't tough enough for this game and you're like [ __ ] i play dark souls like i play hard things and you play and you're like oh it's just [ __ ] like it's just like incredibly like it's the game like it doesn't outright lie to you i guess but it's very deceptive block gamepl that has like a poison mushroom in it and [ __ ] like that they pull that [ __ ] all the time it's just annoying it's just like trial and error and also and also the physics are really clunky compared to later mario games so you like can't change your direction in midair that's what got me on this whole intention just yolo and oh there's gas coming out of it oh jesus christ yeah that'll happen sometimes look at the [ __ ] there's the ghost t posing on us unbelievable yeah i've never liked those trial and error games i remember people were like really into i'm a guy yeah i want to be i want to be the guy i've had this discussion before and you had a similar bastardization if i want to be the guy you know the guy is your ball deflating my ball is deflated he's deflating he popped his ball i popped my ball he popped your ball you [ __ ] play i need to get my pump he's getting the pump because he popped his [ __ ] slow hissing air sounds unfreaking believable when you pop your ball you got to get the pump out just just normal stuff you know just got stuff this guy stuff every guy has a ball you know what time is it uh it's 3 10. we're probably gonna sign off it's probably gonna be kind of a short stream today i got [ __ ] to do today he's got [ __ ] to do but we will try to pump up this ball those ghosts i also like hit one of those ghosts for like zero damage which scares me maybe we need a transient curse all right i'm pumping it i'm gonna pump it wreck it ralph 2. is that what he says is that his new catchphrase his new catchphrase i'm a pumpkin did you guys hear about bound into the uh pixar short in collaboration with kanye west [ __ ] this area wait what the [ __ ] happened you got shot by arrows from like six different directions this is such [ __ ] oh i gotta pump up my ball this stream was an unmitigated disaster it's [ __ ] false oh unbelievable i gotta fill it with poster putty because i don't actually have the plug to the ball all right i need to go get a band-aid and cover this i just dropped and it i lived with like one smidge of health really i cooked broccoli the other day what's broccoli yeah right i'm a grown adult i have like a rice cooker that you can like steam on top of it and that's just pretty easy oh yeah dude do your dash i don't idiot so i lost the plug for my exercise ball at one point so the way i have it set up right now is i pump it up i fill the hole with poster putty and then i put a band-aid over the hole it works perfectly except every once in a while it goes i guess that's not working perfectly then is what that is oh there's another guy where you come from he was not there before i'm gonna make a break for it scoob [ __ ] geronimo damn risky business still locked it's still seems like no matter how many times we look at that door it's locked that that switch is a switch the switch is a switch that was stupid that thing on the ground shoots a bunch of arrows what okay oh you're not going to return you're in the room this is giving me flashbacks to uh vietnam [ __ ] i'm poisoned oh he's still alive alive [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] i remember how much better the third game was yeah i mean we haven't played it yet exactly that's in the future toy story 4 is in the future point story is in the future it's funny the most recent episode of vlog souls that was edited and released we talked about the trailer for toy story 4. and how stupid that is yup and now it's out and now we've got like 10 more to talk about to like complain about we got scooby-doo we got sonic we got detective peach i mean that was a while ago we got there was a new one recently [ __ ] lady and the [ __ ] appeared out of nowhere lady and the [ __ ] yes stop at you know what would make this movie with like cool great cartoon designs that are adorable and beloved by all you know make that a lot better gross airbud dogs that look like real dogs with their mouths moving unnaturally in a way that makes everyone on earth want to kill themselves let's do that let's wrestle this air butt dog yeah that's exactly what it is though it's just like a legit dog and then their mouth goes and it's like this looks awful there's already a good version of this movie i know we're just having the same conversation again but oh my god it's true they keep doing it and i'm like is me excuse me pardon me there's so many too and there's like so many that are like in the works you're like here they're like oh they're doing a lilo and stitch one you're like sure i believe that like it's so good and i don't give a [ __ ] we're in such a like bleak depressing timeline that i just i totally believe that like targeting oh my god i hate it so much balls of steel it's just there's so many guys oh hi i bought the rights to lark i'm making it live action we're gonna remake it everyone's gonna be disgusting and there's gonna be a super washed out color palette you're gonna be able to see every [ __ ] pore on gazpacho's nose that's pinocchio's dad gazpacho we haven't really talked about by queen arrows at all no actually he's an amazing character arc michael narrows is currently a girl i don't remember when that happened but i think we must have gotten into the gender coffin you know uh somebody says but i want to watch the new spongebob movie to see if they did my boy good don't i mean they did they didn't didn't i mean well i've never seen spongebob but the animation looked really nice i'm good i don't like the like the super like matte 3d style that so many of these movies are going for it's just like as long as it's like interesting it looks gross i don't know i'd rather have it and they're pulling they're doing the exact so the whole thing where like [ __ ] like john wick shows up and he's like in a burning bush did you see that in the commercial yeah isn't that like from the original spongebob movie well in the original spongebob movie it was david hasselhoff it's literally the exact same like beat except when i was a kid i didn't know who the [ __ ] david hasselhoff was yeah i guess see i've never seen spongebob so i don't give a [ __ ] i hate spongebob i [ __ ] hate it i i just feel like with so many of these things people are like oh well i want to see it just to give it a chance how many chances are we going to give these like remakes before we like it'll probably be bad it'll probably not be very good i haven't seen any of these disney ones i haven't seen aladdin i actually kind of want to get having a aladdin drinking game or something you saw beauty and the beast uh i did see beauty and the beast poisoned by his [ __ ] like wario gas clouds [ __ ] waft that's [ __ ] terrible the dude's on the ground at least poison oh not that one that other guys sorry oh i see there's a thing in this stream of arrows did you see that it came out of the wall it's yeah it's there's a switch that you said oh what the [ __ ] wait where that button oh that's tiny little remember that one that i oh oh i see it described to you horribly that that switch was a switch that's what i was referring to oh i literally no idea what you were talking about i thought there was like a lever somewhere i was like sure i'm just focusing on not dying right now yeah no i didn't even get that i thought you were pointing at just like a random like tile that was like slightly raised it is a bit doable or lauren's here oh what the [ __ ] why isn't why is he just here now weird probably right behind you i would say this is cool yeah this is such a cool yeah oh great cool yeah yeah yes [ __ ] this welcome back to dark souls 2. there's 10 000 enemies on every corner [ __ ] brilliant that happened right when we were probably about to like end the stream and we'll give it another half hour i like that we've been going further and further on like the swag jump every time yep i just like like you know what [Music] jesus christ this controller that we're using has kind of like shitty snapback on the movement like the movement stick is kind of [ __ ] up so a lot of times you'll like walk towards something and then you'll like spin around like right when you get there so it just makes our character look like they're very sassy and like they keep like looking back at the camera like are you seeing this [ __ ] i like that that's good whoa exploiting the switch you see that ad that i posted on twitter that was like thousands are switching to cowgirl boots so yeah and you're like oh my [ __ ] god does it like seek them i think it seeks them oh this is good you've become you finally i'm the master of the traps the switch is mine you're getting oh jesus christ because i know there's gonna be like two more goons walking through that door in about two seconds this is how the game was meant to be played i mean they put this in the game they did you think people actually play this game using arrows i was using arrows earlier actually it was kind of weird there were like some opportunities where i was like damn it's actually good to use arrows every once in a while especially like big ass enemies that like are hard to approach hey wait this is scary and i don't like it i really like it really quick 27 days trap ahead oh gotta give it a hop yup i wonder if that just kills you such a douche move if it kills you quagmire ahead but you need a really long arm oh i see oh tricky you went right to it i would have taken ages to think of doing that i would have taken years to think of doing that holy [ __ ] i would have just been like oh i just can't do that right now i'm like too i'm too spoiled by metroidvanias at least the poison goes away i think a bit faster in this game yeah surprising game where wow that's [Applause] oh you're still poisoned oh or maybe not no never mind oh [ __ ] slick oh god jesus christ oh god that's uh that's fair i saw that there was like holes in the walls and i was like what do you think triggers it just like being on the steps i guess yeah oh what are you doing you're a madman okay you think what are you doing i've never been more scared in my damn life okay we're fine just good you you're a lot more reliable i'm just going for the backstab and getting the [ __ ] like good move off just the way to do it god oh god shut the blood stains give up skeleton i think these are legit chests because i don't see anybody getting munched by open them let's just trust for once in our damn lives bolt stone bleed stone okay but this was unfortunately a dead end it's a trap it's a trap i think you might just want to gun it yeah i think you're gonna get crushed right that's some like zelda [ __ ] that is [ __ ] oh i don't like this we're getting crushed as hell dude okay i don't know what did that do though you can go down you can try okay yeah we just gotta explore it's an explore game these are a lot of spikes this is quite the indiana jones level oh that's the evil oh that's a different evil red room yeah there's items in there i think i'd rather go this way whatever tickles you oh my god what the a braver man than i oh god damn it ghosts okay [ __ ] what are you doing oh i didn't that was a figgy i was swapped off very brave oh spelled certain doom now i wonder if that switch will be pushed and you can run through it what switch where the one with the weird witch with the big door oh yeah the big yin-yang door i'd say just go this way i just [ __ ] wait for the thing okay oh yeah sick don't push that switch again i won't at least we can get here like fairly easily now yeah no [Music] oh great they're gonna [ __ ] degrade our equipment isn't that good love it isn't that good make a little love some of them are dying and some of them are refusing to die holy [ __ ] all right you go removed oh yes [ __ ] help that's good they removed all your help hey germa you all want to see me eat [ __ ] on camera he uploaded a video i don't i didn't even like watch it called slime and punishment the thumbnail is just a picture of him covered in slime i don't even know i'm like what weird like art stream did you do this time jeremy germa actually is like consistently funny oh yeah he's a good boy oh this is good we made a little bit of like tiny progress we made some progress we got to the first bonfire in this area yeah and then we got we might even get to a second one who knows you like did a little like leap when that happened you were like oh my god and then it just worked out in the end regardless oh our premium trial expired you guys probably can't see this but we have a malwarebytes window right in front of the screen right now did we we must hit some switch the switch that i shot oh right in the complete other yeah of course is this just a chess puzzling stone sword weird let's take a look at that whoa it's all gooey that's cool cool sword i guess it's opalescent all right now we can go down the thing something that's kind of sad is apparently imbuing your weapons with like magic or fire or whatever is not like optimal or it doesn't like actually give you [Music] great boosts at all in fact against a lot of enemies it's like is bad really yeah it's kind of lame oh ghosts you're gonna fall i ain't gonna fall it's five not gonna fall there jerry's still out on if we fall at some point in this i he's singing [Music] swords coming through the walls there was the demon of song that was a boss that we fought in this game i'm trying to i'm like trying to think like the shrine of armada had like singing in it oh jester thomas thomas just a tom he's like come at me a piece of [ __ ] i got fire in my hands oh chap they're going to be enemies that are going to come down those stairs like the bananas and pajamas right there everywhere that is such a dark souls death where you're like all right i guess that attack exists i guess i should have kept running [Music] my angle was bad bananas in pajamas do you remember uh camp parsons they were like camp staffers who did like skits with their shirts pulled over their heads like that i do remember that i remember like a lot of the staffers from camp carson yeah it was a lit camp remember there was a guy and like like as a kid you know you're just trying to you're trying to like find any crack you can go into and like pry it open more you know does that make sense i have to explain more there was there was one staffer and he was just like lenient enough and like also like he was just oblivious enough and we would just destroy him it was like he gave us an inch and we took a mile oh yeah it was like he he was just like kind of oblivious and he wouldn't really pay attention so i was like hey skippy uh did you ever brush your teeth with like meat he's like yeah sure and he's just while i wasn't paying attention and we just just hey skippy hey skippy yeah you eat [ __ ] do we need to use the special sword on this door i don't know actually i said puzzle sword it did say puzzle sword oh my [ __ ] god you should be invincible for that oh apparently uh if we run past invincible for that a gesture there's a bonfire we should be invincible for that i see i really don't like i know it seems like i'm like bitter about chat that's the thing is like once you start getting advice from chat it just becomes that one chat member backs you like if it ever seems like i i always want to cut off like contact with chat it's because encouragement just leads to disaster like i don't want people just telling us what to do all the time it's a [ __ ] explory game i don't want to know what's around every corner sorry if i seem a little better oh that god damn it i really thought there was a little like slot in it you know damn that would have been cool that would have been whatever this is a big area this is only one of the three dlc's too jesus and we're also like there's so many passageways like i feel like that kind of guy was like i want to know what's down in every hallway yeah let me have to run past him because there's too many freaking enemies yeah oh oh he is thomas he is we're probably not gonna be able to rest oh [ __ ] we gotta kill him oh is this a boss oh this looks like a boss what the hell oh okay maybe not what's going on what the hell oh holy [ __ ] what are you saying oh god there's like dinosaurs down here this is why we don't listen to chat it tricked us oh god it is chaos oh you can target this ghost but that doesn't really help because our targeting is [ __ ] look at that they take no damage so i've just been ignoring the gas there must be some like thing yeah you know must be a thing these guys are running through this is really strange oh i think i see glowy glowy fireness oh there's so many of them what the hell i'm trying to run i'm trying to run what even magic was that i don't know we're gonna get shots yeah i think when enemies are nearby you can't use it sadly i'm going to die you're like i don't even know what what did we do here do we really stuck on the fire tonight do we really have to kill all these [ __ ] guys oh yes oh god god also cool bonfire in water these guys well i don't blame them at all this is such a [ __ ] area i thought this was a boss room yeah and these guys had there's so many of them they had better go away when you kill them like they better be like once once in a lifetime enemies also they have like 10 things oh they are doing that they are really weird looking they are weird they're like a zelda enemy again yeah a little bit oh i like okay here you want to give it one more give it one more go they're like slimy they're like gross yeah i'm gonna try and like kill one of those guys yeah yeah give them a give them a slice like maybe using like a specific kind of like like lightning or something would whoop these guys asses i don't know oh i hate the aoe on those things yeah that's that's kind of a [ __ ] attack they're so like short they're so stubby they have like no body they're just legs and then i had out of nowhere i just do you ever like you sort of like take note of like you like take mental inventory of yourself and you're like i am disgusting right now yeah like i just like got like the feeling of like oh i need a shower oh god but i'm like going to a thing right after this i'm just going to get all nasty at the thing and then when i get home i'm just going to get [ __ ] like cleansed i'm going to toss all of my clothes in the laundry and just [ __ ] burn them i'm so done for today yeah so let's compare our swords uh looks like he's got the girth but we've got the length that's right that's the classic move anyway we're in a cave i think that's up there is like where we came from i think so too i think that's like the main temple we saw so we've progressed downward quite a bit and i guess we're gonna fight whatever these are froggers man i don't know these things for smash that's all i'm saying that's all i'm saying anyway thanks for watching guys keep keep it take it easy take it sleazy check it sleazy you [ __ ] freezing [ __ ]

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Published: Sun Jul 19 2020