Kyle's Car Sales Tricks & Pushy Cashiers | PKA

you know I used to get [ __ ] about that for wasting food you know I'd shoot food and they'd give me and I'm like I bought it I'll [ __ ] [ __ ] on it if I want to 25 litres of Shasta creating job yes because it'd be fruit you know like I go to Walmart I'd buy like a whole bunch of cantaloupes and I and all these watermelons and I just never go I went to the checkout aisle and like the lady who's checking me out this this elderly black lady she was like oh she like thumps the cantaloupe in a knowing way that's a good cantaloupe that's a delicious sugar what you doing with all this fruit church picnic and I'm like I'm shooting this targets with my rifle she's like aah aah she like pulls it back to her chest like clutching it like like trying to save it from you can't do that you'll stop me I just mentioned the gun conversation with the black female cashier they will go on and on at Kohl's recognizes me now and she keeps trying to get me keeps trying to give me a sign with a [ __ ] Kohl's card I wouldn't I bought some [ __ ] yesterday or two days ago realize I meant to buy a new like athletic compression like workout stuff and I was like all right hop back in there I'm walking in like Theresa please don't be here today please like fifty two-year-old you know black woman who's always like I recognize you've come in here all the time and I always asking it what do I always ask you and I'm like do you want to sign up for the Kohl's car she's like yes I do and what do you always say like no no I always say no cuz I get I don't like giving you dar you get away from coming back but it's like that kind of pushy sales attitude where like I can't get pissed at her because she's doing her job and she's being somehow friendly about it the Kohl's cash she lost though I would go to call of duty they say he calls Modern Warfare six please no up-sales and they'd be like I would you like to join our club uh-uh we covered this no up-sales all right would you like this just this that's how it should be we establish the rulz going into this I have I've been researching buying a car on YouTube and apparently that's super [ __ ] complicated now because used to the last couple cars I bought you just walk in on the lot you know like hey I'm paying cash and they're super excited that you're paying cash used to be cash is king and then you get your car right away and they're super happy and now I'm learning that if you walk in and say you're paying for cash they're gonna rip you off her that's Jim because they want that financing right they want all the extra added bonuses in the financing all money okay yeah what is that but it because this cord thing that you don't hit your sensitivity very rarely is green discord but for some reason like a flash green for a second okay what's happened to Kyle before as well yeah so what do I do I'll fix it if you tell me how to UM I chose a different USB port from my camera that fixed the green but to fix the sensitivity you click the gear down by user settings bottom left of the disc or tab mm-hmm then you go to voice and video it's under app settings it's the third column down you got input volume I can lower that that's not what you want to do actually there's a there's a green bar under automatically determine input sensitivity and you know that all the way to the left and then save your settings and you're done actually maybe you don't have to save settings so I turned off automatically determine input says incorrect yes like deciding yeah then you're always talking okay done no I don't I don't think they've they've ever cared honestly about the cash thing because like arts first of all like people would come in and say that a lot hey I'm paying cash like hey I just couldn't give a [ __ ] less light like actually I would prefer that you finance obviously because like if you're paying cash then you have a limited amount of it at some point but if you're financing the amount that you technically have or the amount that your bank will give you if you've got good credit is virtually unlimited when it comes to this car like they're gonna finance it as much as we want it to cost really most of the time unless you've got bad credit so a used car so yeah a cash customers always been less attractive than a finance customer of course as well because we can't make money on the back end we you know financing through Ford Motor Credit or or any of our banks where we might get a point or a quarter point or whatever I just want a cheap easy car to buy that I don't have to pay a bunch of stupid fee for supplying Honda or Toyota something's gonna last forever and drive the [ __ ] out of it yeah I keep looking at Toyota Corollas on the road one Road drove on the other day and it wasn't that comfortable in it but that's real little too you don't want like the Honda CRV or a Toyota Highlander I don't remember the other ones that make v6 your full-sized American buggy but you might want a trucker stuff my friend my way to put that my friend passed away had a 2014 Dodge Charger and I never even drove it but I tried to get that and I was unable to get it but I was like man that'd be a really nice way to remember my friend who passed away give his car and we drive I think his family decided to keep it because technically was owned by the company or something like that so I remember exactly I don't work out but I that seemed like a really cool car I don't know anything about cars is a charger or a cool car stole I think it is I think they look cool but I don't know what that new ones look like I remember in like 2006 I was like that's the coolest thing I've ever seen but I was also 15 I liked that whole movement they made that that around oath I'm I think the Mustang got redone it looked amazing still does and the charger did the retro thing and the Camaro maybe did too but yeah looking welcome era previous to this most recent like last 15 years redesign like 90s Mustangs look awful that weird sloped down front I talked about the bubble one or the square fox-body one I think it's the the bubble one not yeah I didn't like either of those and they outright stopped making the Camaro in 1999 99 with the Camaro is the one that looks horrific I liked it honestly I was an ugly Camaro to my since I'm sorry I liked the 99 actually is the the one year I think where they gave it bubble headlights instead of like the little slits like an Asian is peering at you from from under the shrubbery but it's a very nice car oh so nice it's so really really nice yes see look at this this one this is a 97 Camaro that looks terrible you're gonna tell me that looks like an okay car yeah I was fine with that although I did prefer the the Trans Am obviously which is basically the same car but everything's nicer same car no I'm not it's not exact same cars but this looks like some of the cars yeah I was gonna say this looks like some of the cars to the nineties but no they I like that car that's kind of cool yeah I like the newer ones more but that doesn't catch my attention as a bad car like the Fox Body Mustang does dude there is up up in Branson Missouri I traveled up there going back up there in March there is a celebrity car museum and he's got like the 1960s Batmobile he's got the car that might get shot in and Breaking Bad spoilers for a ten year old television show and like it's some of the like [ __ ] most incredible [ __ ] he's got one of the vans from men and black he's got the men and black vehicle isn't it like one of the just the insane [ __ ] that that dude has and I guess I'm I went to it and put it on my Travel Channel and I go back we're doing an a clap but there of my friend Jacob the carpetbagger and he says he's gonna let us drive some car but well the reason I bring this up is not just to get you to watch my content of my Travel Channel boogie travels but also because he also had some just nice cars the guy who owns that collection all the celebrity cars also just likes to buy nice cars and so helping the one section he had like a Porsche I think in like some other like he does this in Branson yeah he's got a museum in Branson he also like will take those cars on the road I think he wasn't there I didn't meet the owner because he was in the Middle East somewhere like to buy or something like showing off Barb's collection he did not have one of the cars I wanted to see there in the Midwest I wanted to see of course DeLorean want to send a DeLorean which is the whole reason I wanted the Tesla Model X to begin with the wing doors to trick it out to look like a DeLorean right and now if I get the cyber truck I'm gonna make it look like a warthog you know but anyway everybody's doing that so that's not gonna be that special but damn it I saw these like special cars that I'm likes what movies this one from and he's like it's not from a movie it's just a Porsche I'm like oh who cares and also I get that as a super-sized American I will not fit in that car none of you guys will either who the [ __ ] fits in these cars like if did you holler hey Verne Troyer and put him in this Porsche like who drove this [ __ ] thing alright P I've driven a lot of Boxster's the legroom is a problem though those are the tiniest ones right yeah boxers real small but you know it's I feel like like froggy fresh she was like notoriously 5 foot 3 he'd be like I don't know that Porsche is kind of tight for me yeah I don't want to know why you'd buy a luxury car and then feel cramped in it a luxury car to me is a Lincoln that's like my if I were like super mr. rich guy I wouldn't buy a car to drive I would get a Rolls or something and I would be the guy to have a TV in the back I'd have like sodas and snacks drinks and like and whiskey and those like glass bottles Cantor's people have two Cantor's wouldn't even drink it back there just to have it just so people know this guy this guy's got [ __ ] money and that's what you do you just ride around if I don't but you don't have to drive when you're rich why would you want if I've been if I'm being bougie AF you guys know we talked about this before my roommate my best friend he's been working for me the last two years now and since I wrecked him a car he just does all the driving and so like I played my switch and like the passenger seat and like [ __ ] around when I have to go to do stuff and it's actually really nice being driven around I kind of like it I mean Jesus did you talk to him turn to the Frank Reynolds immediate yeah after this we should go get dinner

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Length: 10min 59sec (659 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 07 2020