Kojo's hilarious childhood tales has the Judges in stitches | Semi-Finals | BGT 2019

[Applause] make some noise great to be back great to be back ladies and gentlemen it's been a while it's been a while I've been enjoying fatherhood like any new parent I think the first thing we want to do is give our child something that we missed out on in our own child right yeah for that for me that one thing is the opportunity to pay compare it's playing is not allowed ladies and gentlemen all my friends were allowed to play every Saturday morning at 8 a.m. that will come outside my house and I'd be like mr. Hannon mr. Hannon can coach a common player I'll be standing next to my dad inside the house and he will say go downstairs and tell them you are not here when Roland is old enough to go to school I hope he has fun games like I did my favorite game in school was kiss chase right right but kiss chase had very simple rules right the boys will get chase the girls and they'll give them a kiss on the cheek okay but you can never catch the pretty girls could you they were fast you could catch them for nothing but ladies and gentlemen then then there were girls that look like David and Simon you chase those girls for two seconds right and they'd always fall over by accident what kind of job is Roman gonna have when he's older because ladies and gentlemen every job I had before I did stand-up I absolutely hated hated it right guys there's anybody in here hated their job so bad but you write that you practice your sick voice reason the bathroom is always the best place to practice it sounds amazing in the bathroom right and whether you're male or female we all had the same sick voice yes okay I'll come in today I twisted my ankle [Applause] in the first edition ladies gentlemen you may have heard me talk about my father right and I gave him a little bear stick however however I've got to tell you a good moment when my dad delivered he delivered the age of 16 my dad allowed me to go to my first ever house party ladies and gentlemen it's emotional dad Mike was having a party can I go for what because it's gonna be fun you can have fun here over there have fun okay I will let you go but tonight you will be Cinderella in this house at 12:00 midnight 1:00 not 11:59 12:00 midnight I'm 60 years old I get to go to my favorite thing which is the pie right it was so good I came home at 3:00 a.m. in the morning I was so scared because at night everything sounds loud 3 a.m. in the morning I got to my front door I opened it I creeped up stairs towards my bedroom this was crossing on me I went under the covers and as soon as I turned off my bed was I've got the loop all by the nice time ladies and gentlemen I used to be mixed race this is a bruise [Applause] you

Channel: Britain's Got Talent

Views: 6,618,562

Rating: 4.9409828 out of 5

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Id: SEScoHsJqkU

Length: 5min 54sec (354 seconds)

Published: Wed May 29 2019