Hilarious comedian has the BGT Judges in stitches | Unforgettable auditions on Britain’s Got Talent

[Applause] hello hello hi you look happy I'm quite delighted at what's your name it's my name is de Lisa Denis search upon that that's amazing Malawi your name Malawi yes so I'm from alive but I live in Manchester why have you come on Britain Scott I've come to make the people laugh I am a comedian I would love the winner of Britain's Got Talent this year to be a comedian oh no pressure no pressure who are you here with so I'm here just alone I my brother no no he wanted to come he's a doctor and he was like either I should save lives or come with you well your parents disappointed that one of you is a comedian one of you was a doctor they were absolutely horrified because I was studying computer programming so I had a future okay excellent [Applause] well I'm at that age now all my friends are getting married and married people forget how horrible it is being single they love to call me and complain about their company problems always get you're so lucky being single I get home my wife just starts nagging nag nag nag up like I have to nag myself I get home like what time do I call this why don't I ever do the dishes sometimes I think I don't appreciate myself I haven't always been a comedian I did some weird jobs I used to clean houses and I'll admit I was tempted to steal I didn't steal cuz the Bible says thou shalt not steal but nowhere does it say thou shalt not swap I took a stereo left a Walkman took a plasma screen left an etch-a-sketch as I mentioned I am from Africa I moved here ten years ago and immediately I moved here I heard a lot of British people talking about the financial crisis the recession I'm from Africa what are you maniacs talking about you call that a crisis if that's a crisis where is unison where is born oh I've not seen one save the UK concert you can tell me it's a financial crisis when their planes flying over Birmingham tossing fish and chips out the window [Laughter] it will be in a financial crisis when their ads on television saying this chap has to walk five miles are there to get a bottle of wkd blue and 100% you have got a financial crisis when India starts opening call centers here can you imagine some poor guy Mumbai calls his back ends up talking to a Brummie thank you so much brother [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Britain's Got Talent

Views: 4,975,711

Keywords: britain's got talent, britains got talent, britain's, got, talent, britains, bgt, 2017, ant and dec, ant, dec, simon cowell, david walliams, alesha dixon, amanda holden, Daliso Chaponda, Funny, stand-up, comedy, stand-up comedy, hilarious

Id: 3G-UMzERy2s

Length: 4min 34sec (274 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 06 2018