Nabil Abdulrashid has the Judges ROARING with LAUGHTER! | Semi-Finals | BGT 2020

[Applause] what's going on hey how's everyone doing all right good quality start alicia thank you all right you gave me the golden buzzer you changed my life i'm famous now hey but i'm still broke i still live in the hood i'm getting recognized in places i don't want to get recognized like lidl in croydon i'm pushing my 20 kilos of onions i bought for 50p and i'm here oh my god it's here yeah sure sure let's have a picture take a picture oh my god i'm a big fan not as big as either oh my god i can't wait to go home and show my kids right i can't wait to show them that i met big nasty i said that's cool um can i go now am i still being detained officer some people watch you think oh it's another one of those black lives matter guys doing jokes about stopping searching no it's a joke about being fat big nasty and i are both fat we just happen to be black too don't throw in the race card guys when do black people ever get mistaken for each other especially not by police listen i didn't even want to come out here and talk about race but seniors were on the topic now every time a black community was on tv you see like angry far right guys come out because obviously there's so many other types of far right guys you see angry for that guys come on yeah yeah look at that look at that look at that it's it's it's terrible right look at him doing jokes about being black and muslim right if a white non-muslim did that it would be racist well done that's why we say oh look at that guy kissing his wife it's romantic but if i kiss her you know it's just i don't get these dudies i don't get these stories i think it's i try to explain someone you know what we just tell jokes about our lives because they matter right and in the face of things i was recently talking to my white liberal left-wing friend because we all have to have one uh you know because if i get killed someone has to start to go fund me and come on the news like he was such a filler to his community and it's official because he said it he tells me he's like nabil nabil rudeboy feminam big man ting i just want you to know that i am not racist okay my best friend is black i said brother i'm your best friend i know why are you like yeah but nabil i just want you know i don't even see color i said that's why you always lose that snooker right you should get you should get medications but i was like no nobody i want you to know that i've been studying and i found out that if you just adjust your chakras the energy you put out to the universe is what comes back to you i said okay tarquin and he said well i want you to know that if you just forget that you're black nobody will be racist to you okay why didn't i think of that so i listened to you and i forgot i was black one hour later somebody reminded me right i was out shopping walking through the fruit aisle and i found that acquired a bodyguard that i didn't even pay for just followed me through the house he must have been a cheap bodyguard as well because he wasn't even discreet he was walking i thought i was like look boss man i know you're trying to protect your shop but you're wasting your time i'm not a shoplifter okay shoplifting is a crime that generally requires lots of running i know the stereotype is that we're fast but it's it's relative you know what i think racism is a sad thing like you know recently with kovaid and with you know we've had people at home we've had lots of alcohol we've had wi-fi that's a bad combination because you go online and you see people talking things they should not be talking like one of my friends when one of my friends came out he he proved himself to be the worst type of racist right and these guys they're so empowered by the internet because the internet is the only place you can say whether you like and not suffer any consequences unless your name is wiley and uh you should have known better um oh wily man i'm so disappointed nobody my friend came out and he said i'm not trying why do they always qualify right i'm not trying to be racist but right why do racists think that their racism is less racist when they say they're not trying that's like me saying hey guys i'm not trying to be muslim but allahu akbar right it doesn't matter i'm not trying to be racist well i'm not trying to be racist right but these somalians these indians these bangladeshis and nigerians need to go back to pakistan i said bro why he said listen i'm not trying to be right i said that's what's scary you're not even trying i think really we were creating different tribes and nations so we we may get to know one another right the only way we can eliminate racism is if we walk a mile in each other's shoes and i think sometimes bad things bring us together england is better now because of what's happened because look at england is one of the best in fact the best country to live in bar none but look what happened rich country but we were fighting for food in supermarkets we were losing our jobs our hospitals were crowded we were trying to get into other countries and they weren't letting us in but the weather was fantastic for one summer england felt what it was like to be african you know the most amazing thing is this right we had no toilet roll that's right absolutely no toilet roll so people in england had to learn the proper way to use tabloid newspapers yes i just i'm joking don't use them for that they're full of anyway what i'm saying is if the newspapers came out i don't think i don't think that they spread knowledge i think they teach us to hate and teach us to fear right newspapers came out online and tried to scapegoat muslims they came out and said yes yes kovit is a threat to great britain but not as great a threat as islam i'm like bro how are you just going to throw us under the bridge like that we took a holiday from being public enemy number one it really upset me so i went out for one of my government mandated half an hour walks that normally took about five hours and they never called me because i wrapped my phone in foil but i went out they constantly make muslims out to be this force that's trying to take over great britain they they try and make us as if we're trying to change the culture here and it was so upsetting right we think we're at war with england we're not but what i was out i noticed that people weren't shaking hands they were walking far apart from each other the pubs were closed and people were covering their faces i was like oh we won we won alhamdulillah [Laughter] now before i go people i just want to say i understand that comedy is subjective so if i've offended anyone watching our home tonight on the cinema sorry it just looks like one but anyone [Laughter] anybody offended to our homeboy in the studio i just wanted to know if you're upset by anything i've said it wasn't me it was big nasty [Applause] you

Channel: Britain's Got Talent

Views: 1,425,032

Rating: 4.8148913 out of 5

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Id: 4nhvNg_Ofx8

Length: 7min 32sec (452 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 03 2020