Preacher Lawson's OUTRAGEOUS comedy routine | BGT: The Champions

[Applause] thank you yeah yeah good to see you all right man let's get this out the way obviously I'm from Brixton now Joker now from America yeah what's up yeah parently Englanders think we're dumb are you right we don't but we got digits okay you can't have everything feeling good man I'm feeling good from this jet lag I drink some coffee I normally don't drink coffee so when I did I was surprised and I feel so energetic I was like Matt feels so energetic I feel so energized and alert why don't I drink more coffee and then my booty was like this is why it snuck up on me neither edit you perhaps thinly start the salsa to the bathroom we like well and I learned this see what's back you ever go to the bathroom thinking you only gotta pee and then when you get there your body's like nah son we got work to do I destroyed that bathroom I couldn't breathe for 11 seconds I lost brain cells I was like why is my arm in the toilet it was so big so me I had the experience all right yet miles on the show called America's Got Talent so I know you Simon yeah our America's Got Talent and who's seen that who's seen America's Got to who send me on America that you see me see me okay move voted for me the hoover course who didn't like them I lost to its win over you old ventriloquist see an opener mouth the whole time you never know what it feels like losing a million dollars to somebody that still has chores you'll never know keep a smile time it like you still talk to Darcy I'm like she's 14 no I'm a grown man what am I gonna do hey Darcy how was school like no man well she beat me so I hate her why would I talk to someone I hate don't hate Darcy's she's an angel so is the devil okay now I love her and her family the greats I don't feel like I lost on this show for a couple of reasons first reason I don't feel like I lost on the show is because I was homeless three and a half years ago I'm far from there now all right I'll never be homeless again in my life right I got money now I got way more friends their family members than I remember on the show I don't know if y'all know who Tyra Banks is but she's pretty much got no tire maintenance if you don't know welcome to earth and she's pretty much the American version of Ant & Dec you know they're both like hosts on major shows and they're both supermodels so they're the same people on the show she licked my face okay I could die tonight you understand I [Applause] [Laughter] licked her hand first though I licked her hand first all right what happened was she was interviewing me and I was like I can't believe I'm talking to you Tyra Banks and she would lie against me and she put her hand out and she was like you can piss my hand and see if I'm real matter of fact you can kiss it and I was like kiss it know when I'm gonna get this opportunity so she started laughing I was like thank you Jesus I'm not going to shave I went on stage right she was uh she was interviewing me right she's like you ready to do this I was like I'm ready she let go get him tiger laughs I was like look right like the sea ryoga's in America door back anyway so I went onstage hey you know how the judges on these shows they always ask you all these random questions like hey pre she was so favorite cut you got little Club huh you got a girl and at the time I had a girlfriend so I was like yeah I got a girl she dope I do my performance I get offstage Tyra Banks is waiting for me everybody happy but Tyra all right I walk off and she's mad she like why would you let me lick your face on national television preacher you got a girlfriend and I replied I'll let you lick my face Tyra cuz you're Tyra Banks okay why would I not let Tyra Banks lick my face if my girl had a chance to ant deck to lick her face and she turned it down I'm dumping her cuz I don't want to date anybody that stupid the shares are heading back to lick my face I am dressing up like an ice plant oh you'll miss bad they bout to get all of this my name is Bridget thank you so much [Applause] [Music] let's get this out the way come in [Applause] you

Channel: Britain's Got Talent

Views: 2,841,594

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Id: FGqOFhsTS9M

Length: 6min 2sec (362 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 21 2019