Knock Knock....Who's There?... IT'S KARMA B#%CH! (r/AskReddit)

today a racist man who used to torment me as a kid came into my business to ask for a job what was the longest you've waited for karma to kick in my brother used to always beat on me and harass me as a child he was six years older than me this is a family feud more or less my brother would always pick on me as a kid and would never let me do many things around the house he had control of the computer he had control of the xbox he was my mom's favorite and could get away from everything he used to bring his friends over and tease me and ask me questions that i had no idea the answers to because i was a little kid questions such as when was the last time you masturbated and other embarrassing questions like that in front of all of his friends guys and girls he would steal things from me like my christmas presents and say they were his he would then sell them for drug money mainly weed and i'd never see them again he used to blow up my beanie babies don't ask and then leave their child and ripped remains in my room for me to pick up recently i'm 16. he's 22 and he still lives with me my stepdad and my mom he harassed me to the point where i got up and told him to meet me outside in the front of our house to fight he followed me out the door we started fighting i'm bigger than him now we have different fathers i'm six feet zero while he's somewhere between five feet seven or five feet eight and he was landing more punches on me because he was far more experienced at fighting than i after getting bashed in the face for the fourth consecutive time he laughed and said that i can't fight for [ __ ] he let his guard down and i took the opportunity to punch him as hard as i could in the stomach he [ __ ] his pants tl dr my brother who's six years older than me harassed me as a child i finally fought him when i got older and punched him so hard that he [ __ ] his pants this girl in elementary school used to bully me then later i found out my best friend that i had just met had been bullied by her too fast forward four years when i'm a freshman in college i suddenly get a link to a porn site by some classmates of mine turns out her and her [ __ ] buddy took a video of themselves bumping uglies and someone found the tape and posted it online it was blurry so i couldn't be too sure it was her by the face but she had a few tattoos that i recognized from her facebook page i immediately sent the link off to my best friend of it was so satisfying back in third grade being the clueless type i was i had zero dress since i always saw my dad wear his spandex bike shorts out on rides and thought that they were pretty fly so one day i put them on for school and my dear mother bless her heart thought it was so cute and let me do it i remember this one kid no name no face just that kid who made fun of me for them that did not sit well but i wasn't thinking of revenge i honestly wasn't thinking of much further than footy soccer back then the next saturday when all the young kids had a football game with the dads i saw this kid next time he had the ball and i was near him i committed the most obvious and egregious foul i've committed i put my leg through his two legs ignoring the ball and shoved him down he started to cry and i had to apologize serves him right those shorts were fly my [ __ ] of an english teacher in my 11th grade high school english class [ __ ] my entire life over in some strange way she basically accused me of plagiarizing a paper in class honest to god i did not do it she called me a liar to my face and ruined a lot of my life for a few good years she reported the incident to the administration and she tried to make them take legal action but all i ended up getting was expulsion my school took this stuff really seriously in the long run it basically caused me to lose five or six scholarships that i really needed for college i ended up having to go to community college nothing wrong with it but she basically killed any chances i had had become a doctor childhood dream spent all of high school prepping for it coma i got most of my general stuff out of the way and i have a great job now giving out loans at a bank it pays well enough but i don't live any grand life and i am not a doctor on top of that most of my friends made fun of me fears about it one year after she accused me her husband cheated on her the year after i graduated she got fired for being drunk on the job about a month ago the best thing ever happened guess who walked into the bank and asked for an extension on the loan she just recently took out to pay for her house and guess who got the extension tonight needless to say karma related or not it was one of the highlights of my life tl dr [ __ ] of a teacher messed up my chances at med school she got cheated on fired and now begged me to give her a loan for her house at the bank i work at i played football my freshman year of high school i went to a 90 black school that was a lot like high school high with john lovitz i was in the baccalaureate program with all the other ap kids nerds como i am a nerd myself but seeing as i played sports my whole life i wasn't as awkward as the many super nerds around me this actually got me picked on and outcast by the nerds i was trying so hard to be friends with meanwhile out on the football field i'd taken my lumps as the only white guy and white boy turned from a disrespectful name to my own nickname one day after school my nerd friends lied to me about a ride home missed my bus and filled the car up before i could get in then they all laughed at me as i walked away feeling horrible if the nerds were mean to me i was screwed right about that time one of the guys on my team that also lived on my street called me over and asked if i needed a ride home i said [ __ ] yeah i hopped in his candy orange box chevy on 22s with the system bumping they even had a blunt going and as a white boy i might as well be hanging out with some real gangsters we slow rolled out of the parking lot smoking a blunt and watched as the super nerds tried to get their car started they never did and apparently was stranded at school for over an hour one of the sweetest moments of my life when i was in high school there was this girl i was friends with but she was a huge [ __ ] to me behind my back for no reason whatsoever one time she even had the audacity to tell my boyfriend of three years that i was lucky to have him because i couldn't get anyone else whereas she could have any boy she wanted including him now mind you that this all was said while she was going through this on again off again thing with one of my guy friends fast forward a few months and they seem to be broken up for good he and i start hanging out again she wouldn't let him hang out with me when they were dating for who knows what reason and that boy is like begging to get with me which i found hilarious since she was sitting and crying over him and so damn mad that she couldn't get him back guess i can get boys her [ __ ] being a decent person and not wanting to stoop to her level coupled with the fact i wasn't into the guy like that i rejected him he got mad and slept with her and bragged to me about it i obviously didn't care now they are married and of course he's now allowed to talk to me again you're welcome you pricks tl dr friend said i couldn't get guys tried to come on to my boyfriend the guy who dumped her tried to get with me i rejected him now they are married sorry i'm late guys a couple of years ago i ended a horrible relationship with an emotionally abusive serial cheater for two years i helped support him put up with his inability to get keep an erection and a whole mess of other [ __ ] three days later his best friend and girlfriend break up i move home he moves into his ex best friend's girlfriend's bed about a year later i learned that he knocked her up on its own this was sweet he was so terrified of having a baby he refused to have sex several times after i missed a period i have cystic ovaries this happened frequently and broke up with her when he found out but he didn't move out she was going to school and holding two jobs he quit his single job after we broke up after she miscarried he moved back in with his mother edited to add that he also has gotten really fat two quick stories guy one thought he was a real big swinging dick my daddy is rich read as upper middle class and that qualifies me to act like a complete d-bag to whomever i feel like particularly my group of friends my friends and i were not terribly well off growing up and he let us know it publicly and often fast forward from hs to the past few years he couldn't find a job out of ugrad enrolled in a shitty law school graduated and still can't find a job in addition he went from being athletic looking with a full head of hair to looking rather george costanza risk it's a bit of a guilty pleasure whenever i run into him at birthday parties and i get to hear him repeat how crappy his life is over and over to our mutual friends tl dr kid who called me poor all the time is now fat ugly and unemployed guy two this kid grew up in my neighborhood and used to constantly ostracize me from my group of friends by telling them lies about me or simply not inviting me over to his house when he had all of my friends over even though i would include him when i had people over by high school he started doing hard drugs and by 20 he was sleeping at the local motel with six addicts in one room in and out of rehab for a few years on sober periods he would pump gas in nj at one of the local stations if i saw him working i would be sure to pull my car in to fill up and watch him pump my gas he's clean now but an alcoholic living at home with no job and no car at 25 years old when i was 12 my dad left my mom and three kids left the country no word and no dime my mom raised us on just over minimum wage but nope not about him dad's outcome story is even better close bracket wearing the same clothes from age 12-15 i quick went from being a regular kid to the poor kid add on fact that i communicated with my dad via email at school in swedish and addressing him at papa led to four years of horrible treatment in middle school some days at lunch i only had some carrots some douche name sean called me carrot kid and for the next three years it became my name i was also skinny as all hell and easily picked on fast forward to sophomore year of college i got a full ride academic scholarship and while in school i worked full time as a software developer making bank in three years in the gym had put on 50 pounds of muscle i bought a new eclipse 2005 and installed lambo doors myself d i was picking up my girlfriend for our one-year anniversary wearing my nice suit i stopped by the grocery store to pick up some flowers as i walk up to my car and swing open the door i hear the word alex behind me i turn around and there is sean pushing cards i look him up and down slowly snicker and say hi sean he stared jaw dropped and dropped the little remote for the cart pusher i turn around and drive off some people might feel bad about some horrible thing that happened to their abuser harasser karma is a [ __ ] there was this guy back in elementary school i don't remember much of what he did except he used to bully me and my best friend back in elementary school we were small and well nerdy he left just before we started high school fast forward to university note in a different continent let alone country or city a friend asked me to meet up for coffee at this place downtown where the barrister is amazing dart so we went to the place and just before we ordered a coffee my friend mentioned actually the barrister used to live in your country dart sure enough one look was all it took to recognize that this barrister my friend was talking about was the guy who used to bully back over 10 years ago i could have given him a hard time by being very specific with my orders and screaming about how bad the coffee was it wasn't but the sight of him serving me coffee was good enough for me when i was about six or seven this guy used to make my life hell clearest memory i have of it was him sitting on my back and smashing my head into the concrete i was quiet and bookish and this was enough to make him hate me it went on for a long time about 10 years later his mother we'll call her jenny committed suicide and he really went off the rails a while after that i was visiting my sick grandmother in hospital when i met him again he was standing outside dressed in a hospital gown and smoking a cigarette he asked why i was there and i told him i asked what he was in for and with a small smile he told me he was in the psychiatric ward we made small talk for another little while and then as i was walking away he called out to me pointing up at the sky he said ask jenny for help she'll take care of your gran she'll help you i didn't really know what to say i don't see him too often in real life that we're friends on facebook now and we sometimes swap music links he seems to be doing okay for himself and is enrolled in a college course he enjoys paynba gets pain sometimes not always but sometimes these bullies are pretty tormented themselves i think that the day-to-day reminders that i got out of my small ass southern town and moved on to bigger and better things is enough karma in itself i was the chubby shy mixed half indian half white kid in my small town and never really shined in high school after i graduated high school i grew 5 inches dropped 70 pounds got my bachelor's in engineering and moved to a city facebook is a constant reminder of the fact that i conquered the small town mentality i was forced to live in for so many years i don't talk to anyone from high school anymore but i do have some on facebook seeing them get fat bald have kids [ __ ] jobs and all over horrible lives makes me happy that i have the gusto to fight it out i'm 23 now and have a beautiful apartment smoking hot and smart comma girlfriend and an amazing job aerospace engineer for an international engineering firm life's good i moved out of state when i was about 17. i still go back to visit my few close friends from elementary school on my most recent visit we went to a bar where some of the cool kids were hanging out to my surprise the cool guys were all fat and partially balding i walked by looking sexy as [ __ ] with all the smugness i could muster as they watched so many of those kids used to torment me all day at school and surround me at my locker at the end of the day telling me how short and ugly i was well ugly ducklings grow into sexy [ __ ] swans [ __ ] i had a good friend in high school with an older brother the older brother was your run-of-the-mill douchebag older bro he'd [ __ ] with meowth constantly one day we were playing tackle football and i was getting the best of his older brother a few plays i blew him away with dukes and whatnot well one play where i wasn't even really involved he just runs full speed and blindsides me i saw blue and heard ringing for several minutes i was [ __ ] pissed when i got my wits about me and then all he had was more threats rather than apologies he got into a diving accident trying to show off to his friends they were seeing who could dive the furthest out from the diving board he went the furthest or right right into the shallow end and broke his neck now he's in a wheelchair i don't feel bad about it won't apologize because how he hit me that day it could be me when i was little i was bullied a lot because you see i was a normal height slightly overweight arab kid with a prosthetic leg now i was called sandengar ugly pimple-faced [ __ ] all of these horrible things some kids i wanted to fight but i could not bring myself to do it because i was taught to not fight unless you are defending yourself once on the bus a kid spat on me and i was so angry i smacked him on the head and he beamed to ball his eyes out so i said three and apologized over and over till he punched me in the head and unfortunately i did nothing then one of my best friends found some better friends and proceeded to call me fat when they were around then one day in the locker room one kid called me a legless freak which caused me to go and cry like i never had before i always used to hear girls say how ugly i was too now fast forward to high school i am 16 6 foot one and will be running a half marathon next year i am still a little heavier than i would like but i look rather muscular i still have acne but not as bad as before i have wonderful friends and just two days ago i had a really pretty girl that worked at a clothing store hit one me i am also very much into sports now like wrestling and i hope to become a police officer in the future now i am sorry if i rambled on this is my first post on reddit but the thing is i believe that i am now succeeding because i never did wrong to others oh and my childhood bullies two are obese another is a [ __ ] and another is a criminal druggie anyways god it feels good to get that off my chest it still amazes me even though i've seen it happen a million times what goes around truly comes around my short story my bully was one of those mind [ __ ] guys who picks on you one minute when there's an audience then pretends to be your best friend when you're alone with him he'd do stuff like throw my book bag or hat out the bus window blindside pushed me into mud threatened to beat me up unless i apologized for something i didn't even do he pretty much made each day hell when he was sick and not in school it felt like such a relief after i got out of high school i lost contact with him and put him out of my mind about 20 years later i came back to my old stomping grounds to visit my mom i don't read the newspaper but by chance i picked it up and flipped through the local section the paper was three days old but i was bored my mouth suddenly dropped then grew to a soft grin there he was in the crime section mugshot and all busted again for dwi i can put the feeling into words let's just say it felt fragging fantastic [Music] you

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Published: Fri Sep 04 2020