KILLER TATTOO BRO | Hitman 2 #3

mornin ladies my name is jacksepticeye and welcome back tank captain dad kills the world I look so damn old in these pants these pants are so high am i wearing pants or ab shirt white wear his shirt we passed that high that's the joke I was trying to make all right what do we got to kill everybody because if I'm pretty good at that so far captain screwdriver is back in business everybody [ __ ] dick it take a ding all right what weapons do I have a gun perfect I need more though I need the screwdrivers sniffin him out sniffing out the screwdrivers who's got him why don't we targets is over there a tiny little red dot in the distance I don't know where the others are oh there's one right there oh I see you where is in your trace all right they just keep reusing this character model the lady with the sick abs in the crop top and the Hat you're so [ __ ] hot how does a man supposed to kill anybody would a pod like that walking around wait if you just left me alone oh [Laughter] that's great that's that's half of the internet it would just be really great if you left me alone you know go away please all right I need an outfit to blend in with right now nothing is going my way everything is just normal all right that age of 47 does not I mean captain screwdriver does not handle normal well um this guy was dead when I got here um he's just a regular old Jew he needed to sleep you need to be a garbage boy stink man in there okay see you later but I did get the drummer's house key I don't know that means but can I go all right where we got in here we got any screwdrivers sniff em out boys oh we have a knife that's not the same also drummers house not a single drum to be found in here so far but somebody is sleepy on the Betty disguise yourself as it is he dead you want a dead body in your house you know what maybe you weren't so innocent turn off stove yeah I'm glad I turned it off because they were just cooking a pot noodle in a pot with a fork in it you know I'm not gonna pretend to know what the hell you're doing wait you're suspicious of me already what ah lady why I didn't do anything to you what if I born I'm a normal boy look I just got my little outfit on 47 captain screwdriver you've looked better but she's a bitch's okay where's the where's the other person I have to kill or anybody down here you know when I was young I always thought to myself I want to live down by the river just get in my boat and go fishing with my papa but alas I cannot do that now for I have taken on a new life of captain screwdriver one day me and Papa we will get our boat I go out onto the riverbed but it will not be this day look at the kitty getting high you didn't see anything okay I'm gonna disguise myself as him and then you're gonna think oh you were dragging yourself around how does that make any sense and I'll say it doesn't bucko and I'm a damn you in a face don'tjust hi I see it don't you throw it at me Oh God uh no one's in here ocupado well I'm just amassing a whole [ __ ] grave here um this looks pretty bad I know what you're thinking boy it was like that when I got here don't come in lady don't come in if you want to survive if you want to live to see tomorrow or five minutes from now Joe come in I'm busy Oh God the nuns and the baby Jesus and the Holy Mary Mother of God and Jesus and all his bless the Saints are looking at me well go to hell anyway another time me and my Papa said that we wanted to be bandits just playing like cowboys and Indians but then my Papa said we cannot do that anymore for playtime violently - real violence something about that stuck with me and then I became a violent man because my Papa would not play with me I carry it with me ever since Flicka digga digga ting if there is not a single screwdriver in this level I'm gonna be pissed okay I need it I need it in my life I need it in my hand I need it in my enemy's heads I I don't know where to focus our Buddhism bad guy that's the lady it's gonna be lady could you die oh you're back yeah you do you [ __ ] me up last night I should have every right to murder you but you know what I'm a merciful man just like my papa this new Biloxi reminds me of was it Blood Money or hitman two no it's blood money hey my two starts off in Russia blood money I think or contracts had a level at the start where you're in a villa and a wine cellar was in it this level reminds me a lot of that and it's awesome because a lot of the other levels are like really dense with people or big buildings and stuff like that but this one is kind of more spread out so start to kind of figure out what I'm supposed to do but that's the challenge rat poison hmm if I climb through there can I kill anybody I don't know lots of people I want to kill what are you yelling about this man's very angry about something what are you disguise yourself as the tattooist real name Paul powers celebrity tattoo artist and reality TV star Wow sounds like a great guy sounds like someone I really want to kill and take his disguise my poison the drink it's nothing okay he gonna drink a beer it's full of rat poison and then he's gonna get very sick he's probably gonna go into the bathroom in here and then put mr. screwdriver without his screwdriver it's gonna kill him yes drink the beer my buddy boy glub glub drink it all down it'll taste great on the way to hell he comes ha ha predicted like [ __ ] clockwork okay stop getting sick here we go seems like you should have tattooed someone else I probably have a better line than that can't think of anyone right now though but just give me back my knife I need it hey Kerry you were at the window I can huh what's the daisies all right let me just follow you out real quick wait did I get his tattoos as well where his tattoo is just like flesh-colored sleeves that he put on there you go a little sleepy baby Oh looking good 47 thank you did you see all the work I did with the screwdriver is that what this is about oh you think I'm the tattoo guy yeah I talk to people with screwdrivers as well okay I need to find a screwdriver I feel completely naked without one where could one be it's just a break but it doesn't matter I'm remind me of that one time with my Papa when we wanted to build houses together out in the east but my papa he told me you know what signore screwdriver my knees don't my throat ride up doing that voice that is what my Papa said and I keep it with me every day all right so we got statue this guy so um oh it's me tattoo man stupid Oh a mite oh [ __ ] it's a to you real quick they'll know that that's not a real British accent Oh gazer [ __ ] do one that's better that's good dingdong that's not a knock no [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] there we go hold the guard but he didn't open the [ __ ] door give me it's me again I'm back without my weapons I mean like I got my tools there's no problem hello okay okay doubt it for a second captain screwdriver keeps his cool this [ __ ] boyband in the making when you guys rapping your mixtape hello there it's me tattoo man shut up I'm good at my job like st. Paul bad guy you sure everywhere crazy take me to the pie guy she's me in the flesh no it's a lot of makeup is because I look younger and handsomer and I got those baby blues okay how do I kill him with a tattoo star tattoo is the tattoo artist not yet anything else I can kill you with around here I need those documents sir okay maybe I can just like get the tattoo going ink needle and just like jam it in his face okay I'm ready let's get this thing fixed okay oh this is gonna be bad how the hell am I gonna tattoo starts tattoo okay can you guys leave I want to hit the kill button you need to keep still mr. Delgado I need to kill him not leave us now damn just like you cuz I'm gonna kill you as well [ __ ] outta here there we go he's about to leave get the [ __ ] out can I finish my work you got it do what you do best man you got it oh holy [ __ ] Rico Delgado has been eliminated stuck it in his ear [Music] all right is there anywhere to hide your body oh [ __ ] everyone suspicious when they see the big bad man is dead the other guy is gonna come back and then he be looking for the tattoo artists in this tattoo air this is not gonna be there okay hold on I need to get this [ __ ] first a submarine blueprint these combination I don't have the combination do I know I don't when you add more rat poison cover me please in that glass and kill that lady anywhere to hide a body I mean the bathroom is as good places anywhere it's where we put all our excrement anyway ha ha do you know I'm sane buddy I find he's ready for it can I just there's drop I don't want to be out here why did I decide to climb out here this is stupid ah that's why Hey dead dead dead didn't but rampant burp oh [ __ ] it's the lady um I'm just getting some art supplies I'm just trying to do my job better tattoos all done gents it went off smashingly it went off amazingly wait is the other [ __ ] person in here as well is that the other person down there Drive to still stay in this compound I wouldn't leave I want to go home wait I'm in combat why what did I do have a nice boy Oh [Music] could you [ __ ] saw me doing something [ __ ] I could've subdued him and killed him Mac I need your outfit need something to sort of hipster tattoo artists face oh man no [ __ ] Senor poncho was on my case oh my god this is actually working they'll never find me are you Georgie what a nice boat do you want it back the stealthy hunter cervezas land the ultimate killing machine hey guys find the missing circuit board don't mind if I do you wish I wasn't wearing this giant blue poncho that makes me stand out like a [ __ ] traffic cone you know what you just gonna go away the hand that you're dealt no I'm saying is that the missing circuit board well how the [ __ ] am I supposed to get that picked up an apricot what yes apricot powers the real powers of captain screwdriver whose yet to actually find the [ __ ] screwdriver in this level it's very disappointing I'm very upset about it it's just looking for the bathroom I didn't mean to find it cold yes spiritual release is one way of putting it I just need to take a [ __ ] okay I'm open-minded whoa this place is nuts this is all drugs you guys doing illegal things hmm I'm have to talk to the police about this pick up driftwood log you know I don't want you diddly he's Nikki man never gonna see me not with this blue hood on they'll never find me scoping out the area everything's good I got a disguise myself as one of these bad boys how hmm you guys got any screwdrivers right hey there's the dude ain't got a pants on wait why am i hiding no one knows who I am that is Jorge Franco the Delgado cocktails chief chemist cool is he supposed to be like Eisenhower hisin power Heisenberg Stanley oh he kind of does look a little like Stanley that's sad now you know what [ __ ] thanks I do things my way Oh where's the bad guy shouldn't just know God hurts this time we do it stealthily man as we subdue there we go so do him honey till he can't do nothing no more oh my god he's not dead everything's fine I was gonna feel the breeze in my legs and away you go hidden in the bushes perfect see this is what happens when I don't have my screwdriver okay everything just goes off the rails at that point I need my screwdriver to get through the level stealthily as possible just give me one and then they'll be happy hey I'm going back in hello fellow worker remember me what am I supposed to do put the thing in here blending in blending in I am just a drug worker [ __ ] thing I need is even there so here here we go circuit board in time to bring Franco down aside uh how exactly pick up cocaine break do you think if it killed somebody with that then they won't really feel it just throw it at their head and then they blank Wow and then they're like wait what did I do Oh throw some pitches cocaine brick I died I think I'm a sneaky I think I'm the best sneaky stealthy man I think I did it I pick up these two coins as my victory prize pocket security cameras let's find out does the guys are in the beam and no one will know haha okay now to kick things off I don't know what I'm supposed to do with this no sighs it's time to bring Franco down to say so I have to turn him into cocaine oh [ __ ] now it's Kevin through this trespassing what though well it [ __ ] blows okay I'm gone I'm gone stop searching for me please wait wait wait wait I've made you a lady watch this back to normality play oh they're gonna be snorting him for a while confirmed down yeah you know it captain the screwdrivers strikes e hey without his screwdriver of course he's still missing one he's very sad about it did it he did it he did it it did he sneaking did it it it did it a sneaking sneaking okay can't go that way down oh there there daddy they're sneaking sneaking Batman Batman sneaking sneaking Batman sneaking sneaking Batman Batman that's my sneaking zone now I just have one left the lady who's inside this building but I don't know how I get in there wait am i stopped if I go up you know what that is okay it is just like my pop I used to say you cannot go or you do not belong can I keep it with me every day like a ticketing there's just a guy here hi swats me I didn't bust that gate okay it was like that when I busted it hey it's Marty not fixable you probably just walk away go home you just gonna focus stay here look at me I would really like it if you didn't cuz I need to take out a knife and kill you sir turn around turn around turn turn around every now and then I get a little bit lonely thought you're never turning around should we you you want to dance you you want you want to dance instead I didn't know what this man wants for me maybe a ah no oh I gotta bring the mouse no no you don't see anything you don't see anything [ __ ] and he's got my knife back look god he's not even a party anymore not even a bad boy he's away with the fishing's that's enough oh god he actually is the he's been eaten by piranhas oh this guy will know it's me [ __ ] can i blend in nope I might just run this way dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee did the [ __ ] animation is so ridiculous climb down trying to pipe hang sexiest of sneaky sexy sneaky man's that's my full official title um okay take out the knife wait who am i killing what are we dropping let's kill you but you're down there and that's a problem for me oh she's coming up what's going on that is Andrea Martinez the Delgado that help is a dead lady public face all targets neutralized I don't know what happened she tied slope that her as she fell over 40 set him now head for an exit did nobody see her body is that it wait where are my exits a hundred three meters hundred thirty four meters ah they're also far away de boom ba-ba-boom maybe she just climbed through the window don't move past the windows of life move through them that's what I always say howdy fellas that's some crazy [ __ ] happened up there some lady just like fell over her head sort of spurt and ketchup everyone whose [ __ ] nuts captain screwdriver strikes again there's gonna be captain knife today though it's [ __ ] boring blend in or exit mission I can take the bus home adios muchachos [ __ ] yeah that was awesome looks like toss boy and captain screwdriver had their day in the Sun once more this game is so much fun when you just like things can go a certain specific way like there's there's ways that the developers have set it up so it's like oh this will actually go this way like putting poison in the dudes drink and then him going to the bathroom and the way I got the tattoo dude's outfit like that was all flawless but other times like that lady coming upstairs it's like well this probably way I can do this but you're at the window and we're not so it's like okay well we'll see if that works and if not I can load it again so thinking this stuff is just fun just [ __ ] around and messing around and figuring out what works and what doesn't work and it also it's like a speedrunners wet dream to just get into a level like this and be like okay how does things work and then just going to certain areas and throwing knives at people and running back and going in another direction like so much fun I'm having a blast of this but for now thank you guys so much for watching this episode if you liked it punch their like putting in the face boy you pause and [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] remember the name it's tossed boy

Channel: jacksepticeye

Views: 1,814,377

Rating: 4.8829508 out of 5

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Id: idm1TZ0cL1I

Length: 28min 33sec (1713 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 19 2018