KIDS

uh hi who are all you people type in the morning to you laddies my name is jacksepticeye and welcome to again called kids this is my pet the same people you guys remember that really weird game I played God it's like four years ago now I played a game called plug and play which was the exact same type of art style as this but you had like look people into walls and plug them into each other and then Human Centipede them it was the most bizarre thing I had played in a really long time so they made another game and it's called kids and these are all the people Sofer are you all my kids can i push you in oh [ __ ] okay off to a great start I just pushed a bunch of kids into a hole and they all died welcome to YouTube I can grab one of you oh oh this is weird this is so bizarre this is weirdly like beautiful to watch should I do anything with you spin you around I'm saving the kids Oh some of you are actually slowing down now up nevermind you're all dying [Music] tonight today do it did I save them all okay you can just just fall just go up he's dead Jim all right get up on your feet soldier hi hello hello hello [Laughter] that's how kids say hi to each other all right hello we're best friends tonight hey do something else with you okay I'm gonna make the beat the [ __ ] out of each other okay he didn't he didn't follow you know that way I have no idea what's going on okay everybody in the whole secret a swimmer style beautiful ten oh I am wildly uncomfortable yoo-hoo I don't know what this is but I hate it mom I swallowed one of my action figures again call the doctor okay is there a better way of doing this or they just have to just so much insights do not feel good right now Oh gross I feel like you have to pucker up my ass please I know what I'm doing kids kids they're all dead all right everybody on your feet it's time to go play it's like the start of mr. bean but if you actually ever watched mr. bean the intro to that the interim to mr. bean is really like haunting nope oh Jesus okay top of the mornin to ya everybody on your feet soldiers okay there we go every Oh God oh there's too many of you oh there's a lot of you i'ma just let you fill the screen okay do I have to push everybody in oh that's weirdly satisfying Oh killing everybody you're satisfying this way not that way this way no that way no this way no should I get everybody's point one direction oh yes this way yes oh I got the ball to go one way pray everybody in everybody entered the pile I need to make a child pile at the bottom of this hole okay oh Jesus Christ this is like when your mother says if your friends jumped off a cliff would you follow them yes apparently they would they're coming right this way Galla Gallimimus and moving just like a flock of birds they're flocking this way okay everybody into the same line everybody together nice okay a few stragglers everybody go where are we running - is there a famous person over there now everybody into the hole this way death is this way jeez oh jeez is this what it feels like to die this was an existential crisis feels like I am almost 30 I am due for a midlife crisis at some point feel like I've had a lot of life crisis is already Oh Lord oh Lord okay everybody go down the tubes I get sick looking at this the sounds are what's making it worse the sounds coupled with the imagery all right now we had a big dinner I eat a lot of children I eat a lot of my toys again okay know everybody don't everybody down it's okay swallow harder I'm saying a lot of things in this game that I'm not sure about oh god oh god I'm bleeding children I'm sweating kids all right I'm not sure about that when I click on this guy everybody else is gonna fall into place okay okay god I'm going cross-eyed looking at this Where's Waldo that is so satisfying to look at let them all fill in yes I think I should just make that the thumbnail I've ever be like what the [ __ ] is happening oh it's short and plain again today what's he doing Wow thanks guys I tried really hard you do it oh no you do it no you no you no you yes you oh you do it all right there you go it's easy to chorus kids and to do whatever the [ __ ] he wants him to do just keep pointing at them to be like okay I don't expect to figure out anything of what this game is about by the end of it when I finished poke and play I was like normally I can get it to do so the game is about these ones I'm like no I I don't know Oh Lord where do I swim to there's no exit life is endless mystery life is endless swimming through blackest black void a blacklist a lot of black in this void they swim up oh hi babies so begins the tide is this what it's like to implant an ovum okay out of my way I'm a very important person I got places to be okay should I swim with the tide of kids oh that's weird cuz we're all swimming together it looks like we're not moving at all but the backgrounds moving okay I'm gonna carriage my name in children wow I'm just I'm saying a lot of things hey I made it out I made it harder to see the people I'm unique and quirky and different I go against the grain I don't conform like the rest of you normies [Music] [Applause] [Music] this is beautiful well yes music will bring us together [Music] [Applause] okay who are the new people and 1 & 2 & 1 2 3 4 god it's miss you in my eyes ok everybody get ready it's so satisfying to look at though thank you thank you alright and a-one and a-two and a-one two three four okay alright do you ever just wake up some days and you're like what did G Funk is going on everybody in the hall everybody in Shawn's hole now there you go I'm by one single file no this is my least favorite one this is a hard one to bring people through they don't want to go okay whoa hey this is happening to your guts you'd be feeling some pain away everybody down everybody find your way everyone find a sphincter and go out through it yes the body has many sphincters just pick one oh that sound sounds like him giving birth but don't know how whoo everybody back up he's a special one okay are you guys done are you done okay they're done all right they're not done okay so low-cut are you done are we done okay that did [ __ ] Oh God oh this is so weird I kind of like it I don't know what it is or what it's about but I kind of like it okay everybody away from me I smell and I'm not the same as all the rest of you you know what this is racism all of this game is just where do I go what do I do okay everybody follow me everybody everybody in Jack's back let's head this way okay well bye best friends are you going in the hole oh you just gonna sit down are you dead are you dying next to my hole I wanted to just fall in on top of everybody okay is it time to clap again everybody I know I do I'd do it thanks guys [Applause] okay you guys are like brass when the wind blows through it Wow see this is messing with my eyes but I look away from the from the game I can see people I see white people listen in the game and you see a lot of white people around but so what I mean where are we looking at no that's way that works that yes agree agreed no this way no all right that way oh is easy to convince them oh is this just telling me that when kids get together they all just flock in piles Oh Oh God no I'm left behind okay everybody get your buddy does everybody have their buddy I hope so just just go just go none of us know what we're doing here anyway no that way like sheep can't you all think for yourselves [Music] okay this is so weird the whole demands bodies the whole demands kids the whole demands that you listen everybody in the whole everybody in the whole sooner or later everybody falls I seriously I'm going cross-eyed looking at this can let the screen fill with people okay it's very beautiful the music everybody in the whole everybody in the whole everybody get coaches of the whole they're all killing themselves or maybe not maybe this is just like the world's biggest slide if that's the case then you're all gonna be dead at the bottom of it anyway cuz you're all just gonna crash into one another oh there is an end there's an end to the people pile okay make it even well you can't be even cuz it's a 16 to 9 ratio so there's more people on the sides and there are people at the top you know what I mean because there's more pixels horizontally that there are vertically learn your aspect ratios go to school cuz that stirs they teach about that that some schools probably do how do I know I'm just ranting when I put all my kids in a hole that took a long time I was like herding sheep herding cats [Music] the [ __ ] happened why was it called kids they just kill kids I minded genocide of maniac probably this is a fun game oh I could just hold I don't need to actually keep clicking all of them I could just hold and go across the top of the screen is that the end is it is there actually no more to this is it is it over you okay a little concerned but not that much it's kinda to be expected considering the game that came before it so that was kids I'll have nightmares this was weird goodbye maybe it's a lesson to never have kids because they're freaky and weird and they'll jump in holes together

Channel: jacksepticeye

Views: 3,459,147

Rating: 4.9614725 out of 5

Keywords: jacksepticeye, kids, kids game, kids gameplay, kids walkthrough, kids playthrough, steam, steam game, plug and play, kids plug and play, weird, weird game, weird kids game, kids jacksepticeye

Id: xM9bTmCAUr0

Length: 18min 25sec (1105 seconds)

Published: Fri May 31 2019