Kids Say The Darndest Things 3

[Music] [Applause] [Music] okay so you're Batman yeah and I pity the fool he peed in the pool no I didn't say I pity the fool that's why you're ruining my Christmas I'm not ruining your Christmas it's not even Christmas yet Touche and I am beautiful I am [Music] [Laughter] dipping the eggs okay i'm gonna dissolve them in the vinegar and now we get the water in and then we can die okay okay can you place it on the alanine what I'm not funny you're funny you think you funny yes I love you or not if you were gonna write a note to a 10 year old you and your five now turning six what advice would you give your 10 year old you one for your life what are you doing you're simply on sauce [Music] no if you want to go in the restaurant you need to be nice and you need to be patient and that means waiting quietly without yelling and being mean you like cups yeah okay do you love mommy you don't think so okay come on it's time to get in the back seat you want to get in the back seat now come on it's time locked what are you doing yeah that's very very true you're still driving mama crazy hey why'd she do that what are you doing man put the egg down put down Hey okay that's enough back up back up what are you doing man why'd you do that you don't well [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] your eye on the ball yeah put your eye on the ball you gotta keep your eye on the ball stop blocking it but isn't that what I'm supposed to do as a goalie I'm supposed to block it right no be nice goalie and let it go okay is that my popcorn what mommy's not even in it why is it wet why is your shirt wet what happened what happens if you give a mouse a cookie what happens next your Chokey die okay good job all right stop what do you think you're doing huh what are you doing well excuse me [Music] [Music] rider versus wreath here we go crash alright alright he wants a rematch no I'm dad dad Alexa Simon Says Alexa Alexa who did me I didn't do it no I did it it was you you made the mess take a drink get it use the brakes or your feet you

Channel: Kyoot

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Id: _gZWc_CRQVQ

Length: 10min 22sec (622 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 16 2018