Kids Say The Darndest Things [1 HOUR SPECIAL] 🦄 | Cute Funny Moments

who do you love more daddy or bacon bacon and mommy [Music] hello mommy somebody called what's mommy doing take a dump mommy is yeah what's mommy doing nice take a jump savannah how do you spell mommy's name s t a c y and what's that spell mommy oh hi hello i didn't see you there i have a joke have you ever heard of the movie constipation you probably didn't because it never came out what's mama doing at work [Music] knock knock who's there um banana banana here i love corn [Music] knock who's there poop poo poo that's it is this funny [Laughter] a b c d e f g says go to the first thing that mommy does in the morning what's the first thing mommy does in the morning no before that what do i have to drink okay look at your face and look at my face is it the same uh yeah oh it is now so you look like me no your face has a lot of pimples on it mommy's gonna have a baby no no more babies [Music] i don't know what did one eye say to the other eye don't look now but something between the smells oh that's funny happy birthday to you did you make a wish yes okay all right you gonna tell us what it is don't tell us here it won't come true i wish for a new body [Laughter] knock knock who's there i love you i love you who oh she got me see you later alligators see you later alligator no i'm not the owl guy i'm gonna marry you yeah i'm gonna marry i'm going to marry daddy who's marrying daddy me hungry why some same okay knock knock who's there can who i'm freezing in the light you know dude we are you want to go to the er [Music] spells do you know what it means it says that we can have these bars except for mommy these don't have vegetables and this is not three bars for mom they're only allowed for us because mommy mommy's allowed to dmd's uh get get these bars to uh so you're allowed to eat them mommy has a baby in her belly right now right now how did you ate it how do you know i know mommy has a baby in her belly i know because i took a test and it told me that i was pregnant that i have a baby in my belly do you really i really do but but did you ate it i didn't eat it no no yeah okay why are you getting across the country with hi i'm here to tell you why a fire truck is red okay so the russians are red and fire trucks are always rushing around that's why fire trucks red i just broke down a four minute story siri will tell you you're welcome knock knock who's there ninja ninja who um why is there a light on here don't say it out loud just think in your head and then blow out the candles do you like your breakfast no how does it taste not good not good what's it taste like [Music] [Laughter] [Music] i worked really hard on that last night you don't like it it smells like garbage can you just try a little bite [Music] try one more little bite and then garbage no try one more bite let me see okay okay slowly garbage okay do you have a joke yeah we have a joke okay go ahead what do you want your bag has a yacht what i is to say that okay say who's there who's there say it say no no you say who's there who's there okay ready knock knock knock knock wow no [Music] who's there electric i like a let's shake head okay all right why are you crying i'm afraid so god turn me into my [Music] mom you're afraid god will turn you into a mom you don't want to be a mommy no what's so wrong with being a mommy i don't want to be a mommy okay well guess what if you don't want to be a mommy you won't be a mommy okay that's up to capri well i've got turns me into a mommy well that's a decision you get to make okay you get to decide okay but what if god turned me into one he won't do it unless you wanted to do it okay okay capri's really upset that god will turn her into a mommy what do you think about that i don't know do you want to be a daddy when you grow up yeah you do want to be a daddy kid around oh yeah yeah this is how to get your friends wagon yes to your jerks first get official then tell an ally joke that your friends will be barking at so why did the dog cross the road that is a question to get to the parking lot your friends probably pooped their pants or should i say fur who's there banana banana who i forget what i'm saying okay try again okay [Music] okay if you like our video give it a thumbs up and make sure you subscribe below doctor i need a new book please and why it has a crack in it do you like it how come it's so good thank you i don't like i don't them them thank you be you pee you tell me what happened i just fell in here what's the problem right now i just don't know can you get up i can't why not i i just fell are you stuck i am my butt cheeks are dancing let's see [Music] joey what happened what did you do where'd you make meatball on my butt what's on your butt a meatball you go and go yeah because i have so much power why do you have one hand in the air because that's how you that's how you go yeah oh really that's the best what happens when someone asks you to marry i can't mail you why i am a heartbreaker what did you just ask for what did you say you need more of can you show me how you're asking for it come on the mosquito the mosquito bit you yep does it hurt yep it's here [Applause] why do you like bugs because they poop on my eyeballs and eat the the boobs from the um bugs their poop just tickles my eyeballs i i i i'm not in the movie mom i was just watching my mom i did not read i did not read a movie huh then how come movies showed up on my bill you bought movies no i didn't stand about is a animal toy she got red eyes and the mouth right open and she eats peanuts with her helping trump nancy got a tail on her back what is her name she's name is gerald gerald that's a good name for an elephant it's easy that big as an elephant and sees whey eggs elephants lay eggs yeah and they hatch and then there's some elephant babies elephant babies out of eggs [Music] tell me again what you want tell mommy what you want a what a job why do you want a job why do you want a job yes i do why i just want to you want to go to work every day like mom like that i do like dad yeah you don't think mommy has a job no no what do you think mommy does all day you just sit and wrestle and watch my show oh i watch your show all day yeah did you actually eat dirt yes how much dirt did you eat i'm like five six five five scoops of dirt did anybody ask you to eat dirt no i did myself you did it yourself and was it good yep delicious delicious really yup i've told you you're crazy right and what if a deer peed on it didn't how do you know it didn't because yeah because i'm awesome that's boring stuff i run real game trains [Music] um [Music] the chicken speak because it was sticking out but i tell him no because they'll be so sharp and they might well bite him oh that wouldn't be good would it yeah then he'll die or something oh we don't want that to happen [Music] um he's a dinosaur that's a carnival and his name means edge started it says turn and to turn into cyrena to change into jack sparrow oh that's what it says oh okay and then this says this says changing to wonderment to to um wrap up the bad guys so they'll tell the truth oh and this and the last one on the top says you did it no actually it says take care of the babies while they're crying and sing a special song of avengers okay are you going to get married when you grow up no why because i don't want to why not the guy does not want to why don't you want to get married we got the outside shots yeah we need some more because this thing is running out how do you know it's running out [Music] [Music] to unstink the bathroom who stung up the bathroom daddy don't get mad about what like this but why am i getting mad because you have to do it you have to be patient patient with what the people for what your family and your daughter jeffy josh and me and taylor it's cares about you i know and i care about you but you have to stop being patient after people i am patient but when you yell at people but you have to show back to them um okay but you have to share with the phone when you're talking to the other people but you don't get mad about that okay well full the cookies will wind it up joshie and he's he loves eating something but he don't care about the basket there's a dog do you even know what you're talking about you want to get in the back seat now come on it's time to walk what are you doing and mama crazy yeah that's very very true you're still driving mama crazy i love you bye w bye poop why because you are tired [Music] her hair is silly i knew that was gonna happen [Music] [Laughter] oh my gosh i'm becca you're fighting me in your clothes why i gotta be fat amy because you're fat do it marley do it this is a funny part have you been good yes how about you have you been good now oh oh oh oh [Music] well you better work on that okay more what more yeah more bacon you've had five pieces but you've had five pieces no more bacon how much more can you eat um how many one one more two more yeah two more bacon yeah you're gonna eat seven pieces of bacon today not wait [Music] uh and i love you how is that what is daddy getting me a baby for you oh yeah yeah for mother's day that's nice was that supposed to be a secret um um no no it's my birthday i got that on video are you gonna start going to the potty yeah cross your heart and hope to that no why not [Music] are you gonna start going to the party yeah cross your heart and hope to die why not you gotta promise me are you gonna start going to the potty yeah yes take your fingers out your mouth are you gonna start going to the potty yeah cross your heart and hope to die no give it to dad no not on the couch give me that pizza give me that pizza give me that pizza where are you going with that pizza come here here you go brady it's time to drink your bottle john drink it drink your bottle don't you do it you drink it what are you doing who you calling mommy are you uh you are being naughty oh you telling on me you better not call her mommy dexter i'm gonna get it on video and i want you to say who is the boss the real boss daddy no no i'm the boss daddy no you're right mom's the boss no yes he is you're right who decides what we're gonna eat for supper and when macy's gonna go to bed and who's gonna shower next and what nell's gonna eat for supper who decides men mom so who's the boss dad no god micromanages it the baby's name is hunter no his name is hunter no no his name is not joe his name is hunter no dominic that's broccoli i'm not a fan vegan you're like you're like a little tornado i'm not my teeth i'm not male yes you are you are a tomato hey hey hey you're like a tornado i need to keep your rain soften your mustache you gonna kick my mustache off we don't say you're stupid no right yeah because we don't stay stupid we say stupid we say stupid it's not nice to say no but if i say stupid i stay stupid but remember when we were eating thanksgiving dinner you said mommy you're stupid that hurt my feelings didn't it but you said it was an accident but if i tell you you're stupid you are stupid good morning hey [Music] now [Laughter] did you just touch this yes or no no watch out bethany stop take your foot off the gas i can't help it you're ugly what's your pretty face what [Laughter] how can i help you and i want to be a deer i don't want to be a dear that's okay i'll be a dear you're being such a deer you don't even have to you're going to be in trouble you're gonna be in trouble yes you will no i can't keep calm i'm going to disney world who gave us these oh my gosh we're going to disney world nina but he gave us things we're going to do anna you're going to disney world that's it oh my gosh [Music] how did she break your heart i'm spinning me around and slowing me in that cry oh really well how come i get on i i thought you said i did on accident accident so why do you have to hit me if it was on accident good point it wasn't on that thing it wasn't you sure i'm so you think she broke your heart on purpose happy birthday happy birthday to you stop happy birthday dear candle happy birthday to you have your balls gonna be gone [Laughter] oh [Music] oh [Music] what's wrong i don't like it what i don't like you know why because nobody likes black jelly beans oh jake are you trying to give her somebody [Music] [Music] will you be my valentine no please no free please will you be my valentine no you're hurting my feelings this just happened what have you guys done it's not funny at all lila i was inside for like five seconds going the bathroom really you're in big trouble really big trouble yes [Music] [Applause] michael you're not sleeping i know you're trying to fake it come here no [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Music] me [Music] [Applause] is [Music] [Music] hey [Music] you're about done come on [Music] [Applause] you don't want corn do you like corn or no no no no yeah i don't like i'm sorry you don't like corn bud is it rainy there no it's really nice the sky is blue and it's sunny very nice okay [Music] i sat on the patio for a while this morning very nice right now billy's laying in front of the open patio door watching for the for the mail truck okay bye yeah there we go he gets all excited and starts parking and then tells they both run outside to the fence to get their trees hmm are you a sassy redhead [Music] look at me are you a sassy redhead [Music] let's go no put your mouth on it okay mama mama she can't put your mouth on when you're singing you can't put a mouse put my [Music] you can put your lips on that you can sing benjamin can i return [Music] [Laughter] oh [Music] i don't even do this it's okay who's toy is it mine who played with it last i did who lost it i did it whose fault is it yes what planet you're from [Music] what are they it's what boobies two boobies [Laughter] why don't you read the label and read what it is buttermilk it's milk butter plain please talk to him [Laughter] okay they hanged up on me all right let's bow our head and listen to your new prayer roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you amen justin bieber went to jail because he was drinking water and he was thriving but now he's not because he came out how come they put him in jail because he was drinking water because he was driving and it's not safe and you might get in to an accident it's not the truth but the police just caught him i don't know why emma what are you doing i'm gonna marry jesus you can't marry your brother you can't you look beautiful though you can't marry your twin brother i can't you can't i can't does he know about this yes and what did he say [Laughter] what kind of gang you running with at that catholic preschool i'm not i'm a you so winner about yourself and why are you worried about me a loser [Laughter] um i'm falling in love with this guy at the park and i'm gonna marry him when i'm cloned up and i you did yeah you told me you live across the street why did you tell him that because i wanted him to have a play to hit on our house oh so that we get to know who he is so i can play with him what are we going to do again what is that evelyn where are you [Music] what are you eating a tomato soup tomato soup you're eating tomato soup what happened to your hash brown trinity [Music] [Music] it [Music] oh no look at it oh no and hot cocoa i'm thankful for my stuffies because they're so comforting i'm thankful for myself because i love myself jackson what are you eating right there what is that called white teeth boy cheese why what did what did daddy make for mommy here what did daddy make for mommy go tea grilled cheese also did you ask daddy for for what for boise oh he's so nice he said the queen was evil who's the queen you are who said that about me um my dad he said the queen yeah he said you were the queen what kind of queen they're not the evil redeem ourselves from who the patriots thank you they cheated on us [Music] and then they hurt us and it was a lion and then they got close and closer and then they saw yellow eyes and a pink nose and then it's not a monster it was just a poppy it's just a puppy it's just a puppy mommy so they thought it was a puppy yeah what is that soup soup that's not soup i don't know what that's thinking i wrote i wrote my name sideways but not to mention this is a koala climbing on a bridge but prepare to have your mind blown he's climbing on a tree the clueless growling on a tree julian how many pancakes are you gonna have um you're gonna have three yes oh my gosh don't you think that's a lot for a little boy yes you're to eat all of them yes and then what huh and then what are you going to do oh my goodness i wasn't expecting that what is it called trinity turtles teenage mutant ninja turtles yeah let me hear you say it tina and chuck turtles oh they're probably in such a hurry they just miss those they gotta eat and run they ate most of the carrots didn't they well very good i'm so glad you left them out did you grab the bowl for us thank you honey and that's regret because it has reindeer slobs actually that's a little bit we're not making about babies where my babies are that's it that's it um i'm that's it we're gonna sell this girl this girl's not being good do you want to sell your sister yeah all right so ready in this math problem we want you to rotate to where you're standing straight up all right ready how many degrees would you do to rotate and stand straight up how many degrees two degrees i don't think so three hi my name is and i'm going to tell you about wallace sizzlers no no no i like adding sound effects to my day so basically hello if you don't go to wawa and get some assembly from someplace else this is what sound i make and if heaven had a taste it would be a while sizzling because they're just about just like pretty cheap and the sizzling is so good i'm like head will blow up in one day that'll get there i have one for breakfast and i get bacon and cheese and also you can get it instead of and i get it on a bagel and instead of getting it on bagel sometimes you can get it on a croissant biscuit english muffins and and you can get bacon or sausage i before the bacon and my dad prefers the sausage and this is my dad they say hi dad hi dad don't say i'm like that just say hi hi great my dad needs to practice about that stuff because he's really local don't tell my dad i it smells like poo what did you say before it's too hot to go down my sarcophagus ooh jackson what are you eating a candidate a contito it's a fajita what does that say bro what's that saying he got it whoa wow how do you feel dude par 25 well you have anything to say you are done mom [Music] okay what are you gonna say when you meet somebody new i'm halloween i'm kind of a bigger deal what does your shirt say chickens dig me oh yeah i just playing with my hooker and everything and everything in everything what are you playing with my hooker what is that ben try it again ben feels me and my butt stinks who are you trying to find kooka kiko guy go guys kind of guy is that does it smell good what's it smell like like what dog son of gun there's a bug in here wait what's in here fun with a gun there's a bug in here oh there's a button here slugger you need a fly slider what are you gonna do with the fly slider i'm gonna kill it you're gonna kill it you're gonna fart i'm not gonna fart addie can you two [Laughter] like food like food what is it girls it smells like fish and poop you're a girl right and daddy's a boy right so the reality in your head goes into their head don't you know that's what reality means are you making a video yeah i'm about to get a loose tooth and i know you heard it because you're in the monitor smell my hand um charlie umbrella starts with the letter no the letter u [Music] so close this is she's going to a wedding you have to get dressed for the wedding yeah i'm gonna i went to the wedding sad i'm [Music] that's right you're beautiful [Music] what's that smell [Laughter] you're supposed to be counting why jacob plays uh well jacob goes to hide um two three four this is what's your problem i want a step dad please why because i want one stop screaming mommy and daddy are together you don't have a stepdad unless your parents are not together just come on just get me a stepdad please oh all right okay okay oh um [Music] b a m a and what does that say i was in the u.s.a i was born in the u.s i was born in the usa i was born in the university i was oh you're funny dude he did it five times five times that's pretty good huh give me thumbs up blake where were you born i don't know unfortunately daddy is sick isn't he guys what does he have the mona limona pneumonia no it's naomi nothing no [Applause] abc's oh just letters okay what can i hear that's right now when clear because cause it's a secret french letters are a secret yeah okay like i don't say that there's much what are you saying french letters can i hear one you like the bad boys no no no there's only one bad boy there's only one bad boy in your life there's a lot of bad boys i don't want any a lot of bad boys to come over to our house i just want one bad boy to come over me nicholas yeah nicholas is a bad boy yeah he kanto luigi is the famous pizza place and also the best pizza place in the world we draw pizza with chalk slime and chunk and we make the best pizza in the entire world it's better than any pizza so come on now what country are you from mexico wait you wanted me to what your hair i smell it why because i put my hair in the in the potty water what would you why would you put your hair in the potty water a guy like wanted to smell this thing comes out of my butt hey adam what does it extinct mean like dog poop like dog what are you doing this one is bad that's how you whistle in spanish [Music] how do you how do you whistle in english [Music] you

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Length: 60min 0sec (3600 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 02 2020