Kids Say the Darndest Things 50 | Special Best Of Episode Part 2

[Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] okay it's Merry Christmas say Chris mas okay now say SquarePants say Merry Christmas pumpkin muffin can you say pumpkin muffin two ton and three times LPP we break it and the life of a Tucker's birthday yesterday you are so sweet gee shut up freeway your booboo was what he's doing he was young he's sleeping that's for a new baby Nina who's gonna have a new baby we're giving Silas a seventh birthday present and it is his very own basketball hoop [Applause] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] don't tell me I'm gonna get the last word messy I'm gonna get the last word and that's it don't put your hands in my face I know all right that's it we're done we'll talk about it tomorrow we'll talk about it tomorrow okay I know I just said that that's it that's fine don't put a is my face don't put your face mom what are you doing here's the Apple ma butter apple now hey MA when is Park umming home why is he walking into the butter churn what'd you do what why'd you do that hey why'd you do that what are you doing man put the egg down put down hey okay that's enough back up back up what are you doing man why'd you do that yeah Joey did you color on your face [Music] did you draw on your face so you didn't take the marker and color on your face oh I just got too distracted by doing this but that's coloring on your face distracted by one by bling your brain was distracting you and you didn't know you were coloring on your face Beauty don't eat tail on her back what is her name Gerald gerald that's a good name for an elephant elephant lay eggs babies now listen babies out of eggs [Music] a giant circle but you they or the drum circle is that's a second in the air they draw the circle because it's because it looks like a circle and it's a circle but they're the circle circle because circle is circle because you're circle [Music] [Music] what are you doing again what's that for oh yeah what are you gonna do to the duck okay you're gonna cook it that duck [Music] what's it going to taste like [Music] [Applause] Victor what happened why Chris Squire button and what happened what Sam did it make meat me I'm gonna marry you I'm gonna marry daddy who's marrying Maddie okay knock knock who's there can't can hear I'm freezing them that night you know dude hello for this very fancy interview I must ask you what is your name what is your mom's name Lord - what is your tax name Lord three what is your sister's name her for very very unique names what is your favorite thing to eat fact I just a dictionary today put a little Parmesan cheese tastes so good yes so please an interview style do a paragraph about your life go grab my I should thank my teacher my fellow students my parents my guardian the ones who have passed away my cousins my sister my dog but they didn't help me though so only my friend made this video so I thank you William you you you want my dear friends least of all for in my days from the start I was born to the end of my life which is right now this typical moment where I see you staring at me right there with those yes very interesting can you now do a karate you're famous karate move it's a Merry Christmas say happy 4th of July I put poop in my eyes my thumb I loved egg i think i'd drop down on the ground when I pick up playing the toy that's why okay how did you get it in your hand I picked it out I did out of what and then what I dropped it dr. where did you drop it on the floor right my mom's car picks and then I picked it up putting the toilet but didn't eat it what do you think it is nope no nope yep you have another brother but we can't determine what we have Hey but Jesus wanted you to have another brother because he thinks you're such a good big brother [Music] [Music] every boss has a boss you know that even the president is States as a boss really you know that you know who's the boss of the president knighted States the American people are the boss so the president station the president is States works for us isn't that cool yes people answer ants but ants aren't people grocer answer ants and people are people is our Birds people yeah are zebras people but they're really people wearing costumes how could a big person be the size of an ant so all the ants in the whole world are just people in costumes that turned into ants like ant-man did yeah [Music] say boy let's go let's go [Music] [Music] you're what I'm like this you're my pretty girl you're gorgeous Quinn are you sure yeah that don't care I don't care I do love you don't love you Matt don't mummy dad dog here you see daddy but no say daddy say daddy you say daddy to work every day I have to go on a private plane as you should see ya your egg I'll be a pilot [Music] you're welcome about you today me going [Music] right away to where you don't know yet you don't know where you're gonna go [Music] you're not even gonna give me a kiss love you have a good time be safe we're gonna run away together what am i running away from [Music] [Music] what do you want and what do you want mommy to do y-z would you think your first roller coaster did you have fun [Music] [Music] Tommy told me what was yummy thank God did you eat the middle out of our pizza what is wrong with you what kind of kid are you who's this [Music] [Music] so you want me to give your head back what did you do breathe in so they don't not to wash my hair anymore get out of here why I'll shoot you Oh No what about the count I can't what were you seeing but allowing your arrivin yeah what are you you're arriving you're arriving you're arriving you're arriving [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Kyoot

Views: 12,080,751

Rating: 4.7621112 out of 5

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Id: _ol2jZ4YuGs

Length: 22min 53sec (1373 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 08 2019

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