Kevin Malone's Pure Love for Food | The Office US

Kevin you're such a Gourmand I cooked my way through Julia Child's cookbook and now I'm halfway through the Twilight cookbook last night I had Edward's cornflake chicken pregnant Pam and I we get hungry at the same times so we've been eating together a lot not all meals just second breakfast lunch second lunch and first dinner I thought that maybe we should do something special for early dinner one last Ultra Beast hmm that sounds great what are you thinking oh yeah yeah I knew it I knew it Kevin as soon as I heard that rapper you really have to say oh yeah every time you get a candy bar I can't help it Oscar it's just really good oh yeah my hands are tight all right foreign what are you doing I wanted to eat a pig in a blanket what oh nothing it's just some of us are taking this really seriously eat it you don't have to do that Kevin I don't know I'm glad this is happening thank you Michael why are you eating stem first this is a new food for me how well should I eat it the other way Kevin you can do this you don't know that Kevin um let's think of something to distract us uh like the movie Skyfall you loved the movie Skyfall right can't find was a spy yes he was a good spy yeah he was the best James Bond would love this cupcake I insult you Oscar what I insult you to your face I don't know what you're talking about then why don't you do something about it Kevin you're trying to get me to hit you in the face with my pie you don't have the guts stupid dumb you do face that's well then why don't we just get some liquor and those mini cupcakes mini cupcakes as in the Mini version of regular cupcakes which is already a mini version of cake honestly where does it end with you people Kevin you've been quiet I'm curious to know what your game changer is well you know how in the vending machine they have the chocolate chip cookies in the A1 spot they do that because they think a1's the best spot for the best cookie but the real best spot is D4 right that's where the eyes go so cookies cookie placement yeah but not just the cookies though that was just a for instance who else agrees with Kevin that we're wasting facilities Manpower on our underselling products when we should be pushing our top performers [Music] [Applause] where'd you get that salad Staples guess who just ordered from your favorite pizza place alfredo wait the cafe or pizza by alfredo same thing all right I don't understand when you all talk at the same time Oscar talk to him Michael there's a very big difference between these two pizza places both in quality of ingredients and an overall taste which one did you order from Pizza by alfredo all right you know what okay okay what is better a medium amount of good pizza or all you can eat a pretty good pizza oh no it's bad it's real bad it's like eating a hot circle of garbage our Ultra Feast menu Steam Hollywood we have Ratatouille from Ratatouille and tandoori chicken from born into brothels tried to bake a cake like that District 9 prawn thing but I are you okay can I get some cheese whiz or hollandaise no no cheese whiz no hollandaise no chocolate sauce just eat it come on here comes the airplane there you go open open into the hanger there you go yep eat it put it in your mouth and just eat it I don't care whether you hate it you said you could do it all right Michael eat it eat it you're killing him Michael all right all right all right let me see if you swallowed it over your mouth under your tongue oh God pie shop is 13 miles away so at 55 miles an hour that just gives us five minutes to spare so wait when pies are involved you can suddenly do math in your head hold on Kevin how much is 19 154 pies divided by 61 pies 314 pies what if it were salads well it's the carried up for and it doesn't work I think it's interesting how Forster uses Italy to represent sexuality and passion and that also brought up themes of uh you know fate and coincidence and Lucy's torn between these two things she's torn between passion and Convention damn it [Music] to be making the case I thought was uh [Music] made him sort of ahead of his time as a writer very brave choice I thought awesome what do we got here good pizza yeah cheese or we have other flavors or different stuff which one's this perfect whoa is he jumping in foreign at least once a year I like to bring in some of my Kevin's famous chili the trick is to undercook the onions everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot that I'm serious about this stuff I'm up the night before pressing garlic and dicing whole tomatoes I toast my own ancho chilies it's a recipe passed down from Malone's for Generations probably the thing I do best [Music]

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Length: 8min 23sec (503 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 23 2022