Kevin Hart - Savage Moments In Talk Shows

yuh-huhhh James Harden once during a game tough you yeah he kicked you yeah they got me good too right in the shin right in the shin now did anyone intervene did officials that you don't like to kick no the ref saw it and let it happen the ref actually was on James inside see it here's what happened they were in Philadelphia but the Houston Rockets are playing a six I'm a Sixers fan okay so I'm giving it to James I'm talking the best trash that I've ever talked in my life I told him that people live in his beard really really giving it to him they said Kevin shut up he said I'm gonna turn it up and I'm gonna really give you a city to business and I was like what you say and what you do is two different things brother you need to look at the scoreboard and at the point like he had like ten points at the time James Harden went on a score of 52 points oh my god and at the end of it when the game was over he came over he's like see what you did to your city and he said kick him right in the shin it was one of those moments where you immediately look for help and no ransom nothing the rebels like the ref gave me a look the said you got what you deserve yeah yeah it was one of those moments pretty serious incident flying into Boston oh that's an accident yep I got into an accident on the plane it was the delayed a delayed scare cuz we didn't realize that we were in an accident until until we said it out loud like we knew something happened like we we we knew we were coming in weird cuz the plane caught a tailwind so a piece of the plane shifted down so you know naturally we're on a plane we know what's normal what's not Bish's dishes started firing I was like that's not that don't normally happen but you know we still cool we're having a good conversation we land the front hits the back hits are you here boom boom and we all look to each other and there was a shock and I yelled out [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] we are not in the air on the tarmac like you can hear like the train track we turned in the door had a dinner with heavy weights dinner with just some of the biggest stars a lot of comedy stars music stars yeah Chappelle was there Eddie Murphy was there Chris Rock yeah was there Chris Tucker uh sure I mean Dwyane Wade was there Gabrielle Union Gabrielle Union you get a bunch of people like that together who picks up the check well I'll tell you what it for damn sure wasn't me I'll tell you that you know you got to go under those things always acting like you want to pay and I think that's how you get out of it you have to be the the one that's most vocal about a real quick guys I don't I don't mind taking a bill let me breath you're on sir just just screaming out yeah hey MA you give me the bill and they always go oh such and such took care of it and then you gotta have the biggest like are you kidding me man what hey like Chris Chris Rock pain let's rock papers rock paid it but I have to a fit like you gotta be kidding me man I want to pay it I'm the youngest I look up to you guys to not let me pay to bet you even have any money on you had nothing yeah yeah that's a picture of you guys if you look closely about back pockets they're empty there was no wallet there was nothing I'll be honest with you you can tell that Chris was unhappy with the bill but he got the most money probably Eddie Murphy in the background so happy he didn't have to pass yeah yeah and and there was a Dave actually ordered the most unnecessary stuff like Dave kept he kept ordering it like caviar he was like I don't even eat this stuff man I just know I'm not paying what level did you get - as far as basketball goes did you play high school basketball uh okay we'd be an annus like cuz yeah cuz you can find footage so I don't know how far I can live okay all right let's I played I played high school basketball I played four years of varsity but it wasn't it wasn't easy okay I wanted to play real bad this is all I wanted to do it my mom she didn't want me to try out because my school was like two hours from our house and we had to catch public transportation in the tryouts for the basketball team was at 6:00 a.m. this is a true story and my mom was like you're not leaving our house at 4:00 a.m. to go try out for a basketball team there's all types of crazy people out here I'm not sending my son or public transportation at that time I said mama this is the tryouts like I want to be on the team is there where I can get feeling teen should no not gonna happen so because I'm such a genius I decided to take all the clocks in the house and set all the pots for so hello I said it forward when it was really 4:00 a.m. I set the clocks to say 6:00 a.m. that's what time I was leaving so like I woke my mom up and everything like it was time for work I got to get up she's like it's still dark out what's going on a day I don't know VCRs clocks her watches everyday every clock in the house and I made it the tryouts I tried out and I was happy my plan worked and midway through the day I remember being in class you know classrooms got those skinny windows right and I might do my work and I remember I hate popping in the window seems like mr. Hart your mother was to see you and I was like don't don't let me go out there for miss Hart your Excuse I think no no please you gotta come up and I remember walking out that hall and all I heard us say was you have me get to work two hours but nobody else then I was like me she beat me all the way home every bus we got old she hit me hit me on the bus with nobody else on the bus the Train I've never I think I got whooped I may have got whooped for three and a half hours straight and there was nothing I could say and I was happy because I made the team and she was like we made the team made the team right I'm the only dumb ass that spends all his money on clothes I'm gonna be broken alright knowing y'all gonna look up I can't no money where is it right here why do you always look good you always look good you always put together I love clothes I love clothes you know it's bad though there's nothing worse than then putting on an expensive outfit and nobody notices that hurts your feelings cuz for some reason when you put on something expensive you step outside you expect people to go that's expensive they don't they don't know they don't know never gotten one of them got one nobody has ever done it you're wearing a leather jacket with like a tiger on the back and no one says anything I tell you the funny one I was on tour I brought this leather jacket and it had a peace sign on the back of it it was like a rhinestone peace sign I said you know what I'm doing the end of my show I'm gonna turn around show the back of my jacket and put up a peace sign the crowd gonna go off I did it nobody said nothing likes war was like what's that on his back other didn't I try to show y'all I think about fuel crossing yeah sometimes getting no laughs is much funnier than getting the last o for you cuz you understand but you know what do you mean for me no no no for you you know that's that's all you got I know what you're saying you know how you say it I was a genuine laugh because I've never liked that you are

Channel: BDZ

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Keywords: kevin hart, jimmy, kevin, hart, comedian, comedy, jimmy kimmel, kimmel, talk show, compilation, savage, moments, funny

Id: mpo5bIcZFDc

Length: 9min 11sec (551 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 17 2018