Kevin Hart Left Speechless Over Nudist Colony Story

bro it's funny it's i love it that you line it up even with this joke i i i mess off a lot and i bs [ __ ] and i got to do actually delivery is kind of like yours because i love your [ __ ] so me and my wife go to a nudist colony like once a once a year we go to a new this college what's going on yeah that's what we go to yeah we go to a place where like you walk in and everybody just gets naked and whatever you're saying i didn't know if you knew this i'm just asking you what's going on okay yeah so we go to the nudist colony and you know we just kind of go around you got to shave everything and show out and especially when you shave your [ __ ] it looks bigger because you gain inches from no hair back up for a second i just want to get clarity or something y'all just y'all he's hanging out are y'all [ __ ] these people no no there are swingers there but you have you you set the president i don't know why you're not listening to me i want to know what are you y'all so y'all y'all get down that's what you say we it's kind of the question but we we don't get down but we just like to be around naked people together you see what i'm doing bro hey that's your two conversations we just like to be around naked people the one thing that gets me you you hear what you're saying out loud brother i hear what i'm saying out loud it's just it's just eating like breakfast what you're eating chad i don't want you know they at the buffet your dick's about my eggs i don't want you [ __ ] by my eggs i eat coochie i don't want coochie by my eggs even though i eat coochie and and eggs this is my kevin hart delivery yeah i'm still at the point you're just saying we just like to be around naked people you don't like to be my negative to be honest with you i have no desire to be around a bunch of people i don't know just sitting there naked that's what i said but some people but the women you like you you better strip clutch i'm willing to bet women as a matter of fact i'm willing to bet a good a good number it ain't a lot of put together people going to be doing the same no no no no no no i'm willing to bet you no hippies i'm willing to bet a real strong number that you're looking at some bad bodies out there and that's that's that's a fact disgusting steal nipples titties and cookies so you just so you just this is free you're free got it she likes the tan and it's not like i'm i'm six three but i just got a six three dick i don't have a six seven dick but it's not impressive i have no i don't know what that means and i don't wanna i don't want you to keep going it's like no no you don't know what [ __ ] you want like a baby all right yeah yeah i don't have nothing to my knee i've never yeah i've never seen my knees hey we can stop right here yeah we can stop i don't think you have to get i'm gonna tell you something about stories and what you should process i have a friend i have a friend named big j uh jay if you watching this this i'm gonna tell this story you're probably gonna you're probably gonna figure out a way i haven't talked to you in a long time but i have to tell this story so big j olkerson it's a comedian friend of mine from philadelphia that i started out with and big j went through this period where he was interested in swinging it's a true story handling the bible and he convinced his girl to swing right he said we should do it and he wanted to do it because the other couple that he wanted to do it the guy's like woman was is that like she was she was great looking like i i want to do it because i can get to her like we can it can be great i was like dude i said you're taking a gamble i said that's a lot it's aggressive right it's not really my cup of tea but i don't know how people live and i don't knock what people do with their lives because that's your life big j said they swung and he watched this guy [ __ ] the dog [ __ ] out of his mouth he said i have nev he never bounced back from it he never bounced back he saw i'm telling you man uh-huh i don't know what you're thinking here if you get in there somebody got them go double overtime on your lady you may not bounce back from it all right so you need to think of it all [ __ ] think about the first step you better think about three four and five you see my sweat dripping from your head on your lady yeah yeah that's a lot i don't want to say that's aggressive ain't no going back so you need to ask yourself that nah but on some real [ __ ] though like there's some advantages to height right shaq was on the show and chan asked him a question about if you tell me he asked shaq about his dick i'm walking no no no no no no okay he's about 69. like can your big ass 69 because he can't so like but i think on the opposite side of the spectrum i like asking good questions like you know we get through the good stuff that's that's chan yeah what's happening no but this this is the culture before because i'm already five minutes and now as i'm here shaq can probably struggle but i'm thinking about you right now bro well first of all why are you thinking about it i ain't thinking about you there's two things not like that listen i'm gonna tell you all this and i mean it's from the bottom of my heart you're too nasty no no no no no no no no you need to you need to figure it out okay i got three kids i've been married for 14 years all right i don't know where the math or geography is off for you guys but it's common sense what do you think if you are partaking in the 69 position that your height comes into play you're dealing with a half space of your body your legs have nothing to do with the 69 you [ __ ] jackass no but listen okay so you got some head my friend you are talking about the bandwidth of torso are you know i got a shot torso to a five-foot woman's torso and shaq's torso it's not gonna matter do you think shaq got a tall torso does he have long legs he has a he has a longer torso than a woman your torso and my torso aren't that far off our legs are different because that's what people [ __ ] are you serious i gotta explain i just i know so so so kev put your leg out right now stick your leg you stick your leg up you see your leg you see my leg it's a spice bigger exactly right but our torso is the same thing i was sitting here but look at my head my [ __ ] my head is over my torsos are not far off your body and your torso you don't see my [ __ ] long torso yes michael phelps michael phelps has a long torso michael phelps arms get past his knees he's a different he says [ __ ] show he's different he's [ __ ] different okay so but second one of one what what about picking the girl up you seen baby boy ben reigns with the with the with the [ __ ] squat yeah cause he was waiting on this all day yeah could you squat because i don't know if you could pick a girl up and do that and jump around the house i don't know what you're asking questions and you make the choices yeah at that point you're no longer having sex you're bored you you you have nothing to do with your time you never just but you said i'm going to hop around the vlog and by the way probably one of the stupidest things i've ever seen in my life okay i don't know how your knees are i'm 43. i have a hard time i have a hard time yeah he had 17 knee surgeries what the world jesus thought are you squatting after the age 40. who ain't nobody doing that and if you do i want to see what i want to know what needs you guys hey maybe he had to do it at the nudist colony because somebody else would show it out i put a knee brace on steve i just don't have a copper toe though all i had on was a sleeve how are you i'll be 39 here in a couple months 39 yeah 39. he just looked way older he just looked over [ __ ] definitely got a 46 year old

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Length: 8min 10sec (490 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 29 2022