Kevin Hart Is Angry About Australia's Wildlife | CONAN on TBS

you were in australia recently how was that what was that experience like uh i love australia i love the people in australia man i don't like the wildlife uh i don't like i don't want to sound sound angry about it but i am a little bit um angry about the australian wildlife yes i am because everything there can kill you that's why uh we go to this little petting zoo first of all i didn't have to go to the petting zoo like we're out and it's like oh my god kevin hart i work at the zoo right across the street you gotta come we'll take you on a private tour so my girl's like oh we gotta go i was like well just slow down what what is the what is the private tour so she's like well we'll take you in the back so you can meet all the animals i was like i don't want to meet them i don't i don't i like the glass i like the glass too yeah yeah so my girl's like babe stop it'll be fun we go on the back there's koala bears right true story i'm not making this up uh first of all they're like oh they're so lethargic they're asleep all the time we get in there they're all up and they're they're just looking right they're all looking so instantly instantly i go straight to racism these are racist koala bears cause they're asleep all the time they're nudging each other i'm like babe and i'm trying to grab my girl like baby look let's just let's just stay back we'll need to go all the way in she's like stop come on she's like look you can hold them and i'm like i'm not gonna hold him i said baby you want to hold it that's on you my girl goes and she's like standing and there's a koala bear back here she doesn't see i'm such a wimp i'm about to take a picture of her like like standing next to the koala be here but it's one in the tree i see the koala bear he's about to swipe down at her hair i was so scared that i didn't tell her i wanted i wanted to record it first i'm not playing i'm not playing i wanted it i wanted it for instagram so i'm looking at her and the koala bear did this she's like whoa like he grabbed her hair and the lady's like oh they just like the smell of it and she went to like turn and talk to me i was gone i left i had what i want i didn't want to be in anymore no that's ridiculous i didn't want to be in anymore but every animal we saw was a violent animal like the kangaroos like i don't like it when you show me an animal to tell me what that animal can do if it gets mad like oh these kangaroos are so happy but if they get angry they can kick your chest off what what what do you mean they can they can kill you for the kids with their kids yeah the last trick is to take off your genitals with their foot because i worked with a kangaroo once and what do you mean you worked with a kangaroo what what kid i i was just had chuck e cheese at quiznos where were you working i know you don't like to talk me to talk about this but i've been on other tv shows but no i had to box a kangaroo we had and they had a real kangaroo and the trainer said what in nature what they their main thing that they try to do to each other when the males fight is that big nasty foot is like trying to it's going for the crotch it's going for you yeah to try and just like snip take them right off did this did kangaroo try to attack you well first of all i don't need to know that information because i'm not getting that close to a kangaroo right second of all all that they told me they said the kangaroo used his tail to lean back and do this and that's all i need to know like a rocking chair yeah you lost me at this yeah that's enough for me oh okay he's dangerous i don't need to know about the ball part i'm not gonna move that i don't even know that's all you needed so you it's almost like every creature in australia can kill you everything like their butterflies will have acid i guarantee i guarantee in australia there's something else about that butterfly yeah guaranteed it's like oh it's really pretty but unlike other butterflies this one shoots acid into your eyeball y'all can think i'm playing y'all can think i'm playing all you want everything is dangerous to spiders there's not regular spiders oh yeah you guys got to watch out for the for the uh i think it's the red back or whatever it is yeah they say it's small you don't really know it's there but if it bites you it's over wait what what that's how fast they talk that's been warning you like that's how they warn you we were in some place and it was a lot of it was like a lot of dirt and uh hay in the backyard so i'm out there i'm just walking and they're like no no don't go over there we got the brown snakes they get back there that's the most poisonous snake in the universe hold on what what where is this snake at oh they're probably back there why are we here

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Length: 4min 21sec (261 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 31 2022