Kenshi - Everybody Dies Horribly

oh [ __ ] here we go again I'm gonna bring you to some sand skimmers just because you're being a dick fight each other don't unify and attack me together hey so you get OH skittles no making our way through the desert skittles on my back this guy's got a throne must be the Big Cheese mo himself so I just wander into this guy's throne room and he straight-up asked me to go find a tower with a skeleton wizard in it to get an elixir of godly powers he asked me like this is nothing I'm just a random stranger what what is happening one that why are you guys bullying Terran it's like a high school bully just following me can you stop no he's actually attacking him now not cool what's what this guy just near door running around someone need to carry skittles oh I hit my own guy I did I hit him in the ass starting to think this tower doesn't exist that guy was just screwing with me I have to fight that one okay turn around you saw my big balls and said no I don't want any that the three of us will check the upstairs Wow very interesting stuff glad I came here oh my lord something is [ __ ] crabs No why are you like this can she and there is no tower ear who is this well I can't talk to him so there's only purpose in life is to be beaten to death for about him don't worry about me I'm just casually surrounding you nothing to be alarmed about gut that sounds like a fun place say guts he's a fun guy no I'm just trying to cook my [ __ ] he's gonna do the old back and forth he's got a long reach oh my god we got him skittles took him out like a boss [Applause] grass pirate yeah you stay in your lane vegans who wants to join my group I have very low standards and will take pretty much anyone that has most of their limbs 3,000 you're in any powers want to tell us about you know I don't have I just saw the ad you're in you look like a man in your thing I thought you were a guy with long hair you got a manly face we're gonna ran off I want to get down here to this place it looks like you know dragons live or something this guy's got a lot of health look at this beast what kind of drops is this thing have eight skin that's it's Oh Mike that was not worth it at all I didn't even have meat he lose an arm another gorilla I'm gonna need you to stay far away from my personal space half our team is still grievously injured from the last encounter sushi in hammerhead go check this out thankfully this thing's very slow it's like the one animal I can outrun in this game wait what this is an acid pool god damn it I gotta go have someone go get him out of there don't put her down back in there now oh [ __ ] why is everything bad happening sushi is gonna be out for a long time that acid messed him up big-time he is burn ward levels of injured really hope I don't get jumped because most of my group is being carried or is missing limbs these gorillas are relentless what did I do to deserve this we are all going to run for the acid pits and hopefully it doesn't swim after us it is swimming after us and you got knocked out in the acid pit that's great that is perfect are you kidding me King gorilla yeah everyone run so both of my pack mules have all my [ __ ] on them and skittles of course the most important one of all are all unconscious right next to this King gorilla I need to come up with this rescue strategy here in not to mention I had to swim across acid to get to this in the first place so it's a swim across acid grab them run without getting beaten to death and then get back across the acid easy-peasy I don't think you can get out the store way well if that's the case that makes it significantly easier because I can just pick them up oh we can't get out the doorway oh [ __ ] oh no oh my god there's a lot of them where's the gorilla why is he wherever there the one time I need him in the middle he's way over there what the [ __ ] this is spiraling out of control at an astonishing rate most of my group isn't God just some of them are even in the acid where's Jimbo you give me my Savior Jimbo did you just drop her in the acid this is how Pat's is gonna go out huh in an acid pool because Jimbo toss her over the [ __ ] side so literally all that's left out of the entire group skittles the dog he is the sole survivor he's the dog meat of this game skills made it to the Ashlyn's all by himself as a robot dog guarding it he looks slightly bigger than skittles over here we're just gonna slip between these patrols unfortunately I spoiled skittles by carrying him most of the time so now he's out of shape and fat little dog what is in here skittles are sorry nope he's faster the skittles no not like this [Music] finally taking the time to make my own base and then I can train with training dummies just imagine that there's I of the tiger flame once you actually start making a base game turns into farmville or maybe like a Harvest Moon with murderers stardew valley of slaves Animal Crossing with torture what the [ __ ] is this my first bandit attack and they're just gonna Desa maybe this is a lot of bandits this is not worth having at all like you guys leave so I can stop playing dead there's just perpetually gonna stay here forever huh running back and forth between my two buildings is this the first bandit attack wasn't enough another gang of bandits comes in so this is how this group ends by bandits just being stuck in my base some told me that there's going to be monsters in here and it's got the twangy banjo music Nixon was gonna tell me squeal like a pig one swamp ninja versus the lot of you I was just gonna play out booth where are you lost Flik oh but fat Jim got him Skeletor attack this fat Jim gonna be my best character here it's looking that way look at him go Fat Jim it's just an animal in the middle of that fight part of my group just got kidnapped by what appears to be robots wearing human flesh so that's not a good sign Oh okay so we've been captured by robots now they're using machines to remove our skin so that's unfortunate I wrote a blog post so I'll go about why I hate video games because this is what it does it appeals like the male fantasy Oh limbs are starting to come off this is a very slow process being skinned alive there goes our all-over skin now they're taking her in the torso just to hang out at the campfire as one does of course hmm gotta say things could be going better why are you skinning sir Harrington maxvill two for Thiessen he doesn't even have human skin he's got sheykh skin it's all hard and scaly what are you gonna do with that you're gonna make a nice handbag out of it skin bandits that that name while apt kind of doesn't really convey the level of Ed Gein horror show that's going on down here Sonya and Spike snuck away but the acid rain knocked it back out again and of course the skin bandits found them so that's great two more gone all we got left is oh no not Marv our jinx ah all that's left is blunder and they're not gonna take him cos he's a skeleton no all the machines are taken so they can't figure out what to do with barb are jinx everyone's just taking turns picking her up and throwing the dirt Li this is the best torture they can come up with and in the mean time again they feel the need to chill with my oh my god the head of torment notice another party down the drain probably the most brutal way I've lost the party all of them skinned alive

Channel: Pongsifu

Views: 379,359

Keywords: Kenshi, Kenshi game, Kenshi gameplay, Kenshi funny, Kenshi let's play, Kenshi lets play, king gorillo, skin bandits, base building, moments, memes, ashlands, RPG, sandbox, lofi games

Id: oonbqa_tbiU

Length: 11min 32sec (692 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 29 2019