In 1951, in San Diego, California, (slow music) Robert O. Peterson opened
the first, Jack in the box. And despite controversies
like, mislabeled horsemeat, in 1980 and E. coli in 1993, this fast-food chain has made it. It has survived. It has stood the test of time. You can stack Jack back in that box, but he's gonna pop back baby. Today, I eating everything from Jack in the box. As always, Eat The Menu is sponsored by Keith's Chicken Sauce. And introducing, Keith's Burger Sauce, a not too hot sauce for
burgers and other stuff. I'm Keith Habersberger, I'm
in a big paper mache head. Let's eat the menu. (upbeat music) (slow music)
- Now, normally I start these videos with
all the food on the table. Today the food's coming in
shifts, so I don't have it all at once, but hopefully
that'll make it taste better. You get it. All right, let's eat the menus. Starting with, The Breakfast. We've got a lot of
breakfast sandwiches here. We've got some coffees. I'm really drawn to the Extreme Sausage. This is a double.
(laughing) It's a double breakfast burger. It's a sausage party. (humming) (slow music) Sausage has a good classic
breakfast sausage spice. Everything is sticking to my teeth. And it's like the plasticky cheese and egg is sticking to my teeth. It's really good. I would eat this. I would recommend this. This looks like it's gonna
be a pancake sandwich. Huh? There's the Grilled
Sourdough Swiss sandwich. It's got a lot
(beep) of fucking shit on it. Well, it's got two eggs. Does it need two eggs? Nope. But let's try the ultimate breakfast. (rustling) It looks like it's on
the same kind of bread. (humming) - So much egg. And why does this look like a plastic bun? It looks like a plastic bun. It's so shiny. It's a rubber bun. Rubber above baby bunker. Are there any briskets coming up? Have a good brisket. How to fuck up the brisket.
(beep) This looks fucking delicious,
(beep) doesn't it? Look at the darkness on that size. Look at that bright-yellow egg. Well, Nick, I'm sorry to tell ya. Ain't no cheese on this motherfucker. (beep) This is just a sausage,
egg, brisket, no cheese. Could use some cheese.
(humming) This is the bacon, egg and cheese brisket. Here's the cheese. Great, it has a good crunch. The rest of it tests like nothing. I like this, I guess
better than the other one. The Sausage Breakfast Jack. (humming) Their burger bun is
better than their brisket and their weird other bread. Put a little burger sauce on it. Just because it's presenting
itself as a burger. Well, we globed, when we
globed on up, but that's okay. (humming) Wow. That turned this Regular
Jack into an Ultimate Jack. Which you can also purchase. Loaded Breakfast. (cheering) We're feeling good. I'm getting heartburn. We had the same thing. Why? There's so many layers. Does it look like I'm
holding like a deck of cards? It's just all the animals. You got pigs, you got chickens and eggs. You got some grains. I don't actually, weirdly,
found this one balanced. This is pretty good. The Bacon Breakfast Jack. There's a little bit of an onion on it. That shouldn't be there,
but I liked onions. It's good. This is good in the morning,
on the way to your soccer game. It just feels like good soccer-food. Soccer fuel right here. This one is the hum. (screaming) Well, this is the Original Breakfast Jack. This is like the base. This is their first breakfast sandwich. This is all built on this. Look the bun's having a hard time. But bun is just.
(humming) Holly, the broken bun bart. (rustling) No. Ham has never been my
favorite breakfast food, unless you're in the South
and they have Country ham then I'm totally having ham. Very different ham. What is this?
(rustling) What could this possibly be? Oh, it's a croissant. I like when people do the croissant but this doesn't seem
that croissant to me. Let's see if there's layers. I would say no.
(humming) Pretty good. Though, look at this bun. Just grabbed onto that box. It's like, "I will live another life." This is the bacon croissant. This is what looks like a commercial. Does this look good? Went pretty perfect. (humming) Again, I don't taste the ham, at all. Just trying to get you to eat the ham. Eat the ham. You're gonna love it. Okay, look, I got a new
idea for a sandwich. First of all, there's ham
and put another ham, three X, two more sizes of ham. It's called the best one. Mostly ham. Those are the breakfast sandwiches and now let's try some iced coffees. The Mocha. (slow music) I can't see why people drink this. It's not for me. If this was ice cream, I would love it. Not bad though. I like it better than the Dunkin
donuts equivalent coffees. And I'm sure that's going
to piss some people off, but kinda part of the show. Come and get me. The ice coffee. Yeah, boring. It does need the flavor. Having had the mocha one, I get why they're selling
flavored versions. This is just boring. The Caramel Iced thing. Wow, had a whole range
of emotions in there. At first I thought,
"This was pretty good." And then I was like, "Whoa!" Reminds me of gas station
flavored, pump coffee. Like at the, what is
that one that I think of? Pilot. Pilot gas stations actually have pretty decent gas station coffee. So if you've driven
through Nebraska recently and you wanna get a glimpse
of that again, this is that. All right. Those are some of the breakfast items. Let's move on to the breakfast burritos? Hold on, timeout. They have nine or ten breakfast sandwiches and they have breakfast burritos? Why? Jack, get back in the box. (slow music) Lemme tell you, Jack, I'm
rarely full this early. Well, let's go on. We've got some platters, which I like. I think only McDonald's has the platters. Otherwise I'm interested to
try someone else's platter. But let's start with
the Meat Lovers Burrito. Not beautiful wrapping. Kinda looks like a person in a hood. (humming) Again, as I always state, I
eat burritos from the middle. Not because I'm a monster but because the are only
going to be tortilla and I only get one bite. I wanna know what it tastes like. Holy cow! How many sausage paddings are in there? How is this a burrito? Does this look like any
thought went into it? That said, I enjoyed the flavor. I can kinda feel this
food in my temples today. I haven't felt that before. This is the Grande Sausage.
(rustling) This is the first time I've
encountered Spanish on the menu. Hopefully not the last. It's really thin, like
you can see the cheese. (slow music) Can you see like the color through it? Now, I actually think that's
a good quality in a tortilla. I think a tortilla should be really thin. Now, you're not gonna believe this. I didn't get a single bite of sausage. Wow. It's like nacho cheese. It's actually really good. Like flavor-wise, the cheese is kinda like nacho cheese poured on eggs, which I've never done before. And I'm pretty into it. When do you think that is? - [Becky] A hash brown. - A hash brown? Not anymore.
(giggling) It spreads like butter. Oh my God. A fully saturated in
cheese and oil hash brown, not delicious. Look at the egg. (cheering) Yeah, I'm out. I'm free bitch. I'm free. That's the Jack in the box. There is one item that
comes in the platter that I'm just gonna go ahead
and eat out of the box. I think the box is adorable. These are these little
silver dollar pancakes. They look great. They look exactly like those
little gun that shot discs, little phone discs around your room. And you would lose those in a heartbeat. Oh, fuck.
(beep) It tastes like frosting. It tastes like cake. They expect you to dip this in sugar. (humming)
It's so sweet. And the syrup reminds
me of coffee somehow. But, can do this. Welcome to Jack in the box. Oh, fuck.
(beep) (laughing) This is the Jumbo Breakfast
bang and powder, jozo jozo. Oh my gosh. The hash brown should not
be put in a steam box. Look at that, so flexible. It could be in the wap video. ♪ Hit top and then drop that's a wap ♪ Oh, wow. The flavor's really good. Texture's horrible. It's all wet. We've already had this shit. The sausage by itself and somebody else has
already helped themself. It looks like, doesn't it? I know they didn't but
it's really fun to imagine. I like "The Sausage Party",
it's hard to fuck 'em up. (beep) The scrambled eggs. Yum, sure. This other box is the exact same thing. So I'm not gonna eat it. Next up, Tacos and Sides. (upbeat music) There are a lot of sides. So we're just gonna work our way through this little pile here. Let's start with the Bacon
and cheese Potato Wedges. They feel hot. A lot of cheese on there. I like the flavor a lot. There's onions in there too. Mozzarella Sticks. Mozzarella with the marinara sauce. I hate to see that. We wanna see that stretch. Almost.
(humming) Oh, no flavor. No at all. Nothing. And look, you can see little herbs right? That should have a flavor? None. But the marinara, however. Very weird. Lots of flavor. Can't say I like the flavor. Can I crush it with my finger and thumb? Oh, what the hell? Am I milking it? Oh my God. I did not expect that. I love curly fries. (crunching) Not Arby's. The springs. I think they're just
a little under salted. However, I do think there is sodium. It has the effect of salt on my mouth without it tasting salty. Like I'm thirsty. Very thirsty. Here is the funniest thing I
think at any fast food place, the Jack in the box Taco. I'm pretty assured, and I'm not super sure that this is just ground
beef, American cheese and lettuce put in a tortilla, folded and dropped into the deep fryer
with no regard for its life. Am I right? Employees, please comment
below, anonymously. Don't get people fired. (humming) The flavor is not that different from a crunchy Taco Bell
taco, but it sure is uglier. As ugly as it is, I think I like it. I mean, let's try Potato
Wedges by themselves real quick before we move into more boxes. 'Cause potato wedges. (humming) This one is under cooked. What is this? (shouting) Stuffed Jalapeños. Little deep fried jalapeño
with cheese inside. They're delicious. You love 'em, I love 'em, let's go. (humming) Oh, yeah. These are pure fat. And this is like a hint of sweetness. The natural sweetness of the jalapeño. The jalapeño flavor shines through like a beacon of light
through the darkness. A beautiful young voice. (humming) That's the experience in my mouth. The Onion Rings. See ya. Not like amazing, but pretty good. I'm gonna dip in some ranch. (munching) (humming) Not a bad ranch. (laughing) Not a bad ranch at all. Oh, hey. Egg Rolls. Huh? (crunching) That is pretty good. They're crushing the multicultural menu. This is good. That is great. Little Taco babies, their
daddy was here earlier. Now the kids are here back. What are these actually called? - [Man] Tiny tacos. - Tiny tacos? Guys. Call them taco babies. Think about what you get
to say on a commercial. It's spring and you know what that means. We got the taco babies back. Remember who we were babies?
(burping) (laughing) (crunching) Yeah. I could eat a bag of burritos. I recommend them. The Loaded Tiny Tacos. I guess they decided how could we make the taco babies
eat more like a cereal? And this is their solution. It's not bad but it's
not better than normal, plain taco babies. (humming) We're not even halfway through. Can you believe it? All right, this is the jumbo box. Get all of them. This is a dream of mine, has
always been a dream of mine. I've been thinking about this all my life. (humming) Well, we like to call in
business, the Beige Trio. And we pour Rachel on. Kind of like a little Midwest lollipop. (crunching) Jackie mama are you doing it again? Robbie, perfectly honest, I liked that more than each
the things by themselves. But not better jalapeno pepper. How were they not invited
to Jack's ultimate party? And what about the baby tacos? This is where it should be. (humming)
is Jack stream. Well, that was fun. Huh? Those those are somehow
just some sides and tacos. This is crazy.
(giggling) So what better time to
invite my sweet friend to Eat The Menu's table stage. He's in a box. Who is it? (humming) (rustling) Eugene.
- Cheers. - The guest. - I was like an Allen scare prank. - Yeah.
- Except I don't foster a hostile work environment. - No, we don't. Do we, Sam?
(chuckling) Eugene specifically to be
here for something healthy. We laughed.
- Yeah. - I just had a little bowl of cereal made of tacos in the last round. - Oh, you're here for tacos? - Little taco babies. - That's what I know Jack in the box for. - Yeah.
- The taco. It's the junk food you get
if Taco Bell isn't open. That's what I did, in college. Michigan's. Hey, this was really good. Why is the inside of the breading gray? - How are you already crazy? I thought you discard it. - There's a lot of food here. The Homestyle Ranch Chicken Club. - You mean there's bacon on it? - Yep.
- Nope, little bacon bits. Okay.
- Bacon Ranch. All right, let's go for it. (humming) As I was biting into it, I got the distinct smell of peanut butter. - It's the bun.
(humming) The bun smells like peanut butter. That's strange. - It's odd. - But the taste isn't bad. - The taste isn't bad. - It's very male for it, but it does taste like club sandwich. - The lettuce looks good. I'ma eat the lettuce by itself. (crunching) (humming) Totally love that. - You're very particular
about your fast food lettuce. - I hate bad, fast food lettuce. In most places I buy fast food lettuce, has got fast food lettuce. Well, let's try the spicy cheese squirt. We open it this way. (giggling) This is the. (indistinct)
- It's misty cheese. This is misty. - Oh, this is a different bun. - It's a different bun. - Just smell it, does it
smell like peanut butter? - No, the smells better. - Jacks Spicy Chicken with Cheese. - So is the chicken spicy? - I think so. This is not very spicy.
(humming) This is the meat. Little baby space boy. Do all the boxes have this hat on? I guess they did. These are Grilled Chicken on
a toast, looking sandwich. How much bread in breakfast sandwiches? Not as toasted as you want them. (chuckling) - But not in unseating. - This is good. - This also has bacon on it. Is this a club? Have you ever seen chicken that looks straight up like fake chicken. It's a little smooth.
- Waxy. - It's so smooth. - Yeah. Do you like it better than
the peanut butter roll? (mumbling) - I like the bacon. - Yeah, I think the toast is good. - Giant sandwich with my burger sauce. I think you'll like it. What do you think?
- The photo's funny. - Yeah. - It looks like someone. No, I won't say it. - Why? - Because I want people to buy it. - They'll buy it. - What is this? - Really?
- Yeah. - You think it's like poop? - But I think it's like. (indistinct) - Well, one good thing is it doesn't taste like
poop, that's for sure. - No, it tastes really good. (humming) - Unlike poop. You can trust me. (laughing) I've had it. - Keith should know. - I was a child and I did eat a little bit of dog poop
as a child and guess what? I cried. - Why did you eat dog poop? - I just thought it was candy? - Was it fresh or was it dry? - No, it was dry. - It was on the ground? - Yeah. - What was your first problem? - I was very young. We're talking three. Anyhow. - You know what's fucking crazy? (beep) (humming) Cicadas. - Oh, I love cicadas. - They were in season in
Seoul when I was there and I believe the next cicadas eruption in the Northeast and the Midwest is 2022? They fuck hard.
(beep) And they're just sitting
there on trees screaming, "Somebody fuck me!"
(beep) - Here's the last sandwich
and it's got a shitty bun. (humming) - That one's sad. No, it looks like a potato. Can we talk about the luttace? Luttace is good. - I wonder if they have
to have better luttace because they're putting. Nice rip.
- Thanks man. - I wonder if they have nicer
lettuce because they put it on like the tacos and
a lot of other things. - Yeah, maybe. (crunching) (humming) - I am impressed how much
luttace they put on this. - The luttace is what is in the chicken. Luttace was a star.
- Well, I'm started. - Well, it is good to see
you anything new to share? Am I getting smaller? - I think you're shrinking
from the weight of the grease. (humming) - Go back into your box. All right Eugene.
- Okay. - We're out with Eugene
and with the next box boy. Where are the burgers? Where's the burger part. We got six burgers to start and then we're gonna be joined by another guest in the box. The name of this is contradictory,
is the Jr Jumbo Jack. How is it Jumbo and Junior. Wouldn't that just make it regular? (humming) Now there's too much lush. Nothing about it says jumbo to me. Jr and Bacon Cheeseburger. Hey, I love JBC. Not as good as my leash. Beautiful bun. Not enough flavor. The bread is bad, bread's everywhere. Jr Jumbo jaggy burger, ♪ Jr jumper Jack ginger jumble that bowl ♪ It's a good test like a whopper. That tastes like a McDonald's Whopper. Wanna McDonald's mega whopper. And it looks like a whopper too. Man, this bun is also bad. This one's like hard. Well, I don't know what's
going on with the buns. I don't know if they've figured that the guy ordering all
the menu should just clean out all the old buns. 'Cause he probably doesn't
care, but I do care. I care the most. I'm the most (beep) fucking viewed fast-food
reviewer on the planet. Don't you forget? This is the Jumbo. (chuckling) It's cold. It's ice cold. And we had it under a
heat lamp and everything. (humming) It's dry. If I'm being totally honest, it tastes like this was made yesterday. And it was probably pretty good yesterday. Oh my God. But look at this. What the hell is happening? Does it looked quite like a bug. Does it look like the face of giant ant? This is the classic Buttery Jack. That's a Whopper. I'm being told there's shit on my face. Did I get it? (humming) That's good. This last one here, ♪ is the bag and bag of burger
boy from Bombay honeybee ♪ The Bacon Swiss Buttery Jack. So, here they've decided
in middle of vegetables they'll only put bacon. One or the other. Normal toppings are only bacon. (humming) Too savery. On the salty to sweet scale, salty, sweet. I'd put it here. (humming) Wow. That's so much work. Take you from me. The King. I'm kind of like the
burger King, aren't I? I've eaten a lot of burgers. That's round one of the
burgers, joining me now for some more specialty
burgers is our next guest. Let's find out who he is. (humming) (rustling)
(laughing) Ned. - What' up, YouTube? (laughing) Let's eat some burgers baby. How has it been going so far? Rough Ned. - Oh, yeah?|
- Yeah. - There is like later on in the video. - There were like 20 breakfast items. - Oh no. But here we are for the
main event, the burgers. - The burgers, yeah. And also here's a fun
thing, they didn't give me a good hash brown for
breakfast so you get to have some of the the hash brown. Here you go.
- Oh, thank you. - The hash brown, not over
steamed in a box this time. - Yeah, that's delicious. - Yeah. - I don't know what you're
talking about, this is great. This is gonna be a great day. We're having a great time, look at us. We're wearing cute hats. (chuckling) Eugene wouldn't wear it. (humming) If I didn't look perfect
though, maybe I care more. - Yeah. (laughing)
- Yeah. Hey, let's try a burger Ned. Sourdough Patty Melt
for me and my boy, Ned. - Yeah. (rustling) - Alright. (mumbling) - Could use some lettuce, to be honest. I'm fresh, got a fresh stomach, fresh leg. I'm into it. I'm gonna have another bite. - Whoa, Ned. Okay, here's something fun for you Ned. You don't know this is the, until now we have not had shredded
lettuce except on the tacos. We had full leaf lettuce and all of a sudden the
lettuce has been shredded. Now, that's new, isn't it audience? - That's different, that's new. Now it's like leftover Taco Bell. - It smells bad. - Now where you wanna be. - It does smell like what
I'm wanna talk about. That's a shredded luttace. It doesn't have a shred of dignity left. (humming) Let's try it. Well, not good. - Why? Why is the, "Ohw?" - More like not a taste for spice. Not a gentle spice. - They're French fries. (humming) - Cheers. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Ned. Oh, yeah. - They're cold but I can
tell if they were hot, they'd be hot. - Yeah. Did you watch Matt Pat's food theory video about fries in bags. And this is the best bag that they have. This kind of packaging for fries, you're gonna get the most fries. Shout out to Matt Pat. This one looks good. The tomato looks good. - I don't think this looks good, Keith no. - The onion, tomato. - You have got Stockholm syndrome. You're trapped here. In no world do look at this thing, say, "This is what I want."
- Where does this go? - This is a tomato and
mayonnaise sandwich. - I think they should just
stop with the sourdough. - I like sourdough. (slow music) I like this one a little better. But it's because I like tomatoes. Their tomato for rich. (humming) - Are we getting too critical? (rustling)
I feel like we're being very critical. But it deserves our critique. - Yeah. Look, I'm honest but Jack in
the box could have sponsored me before this thus preventing me from making this video
and they chose not to. - That's true. - This is a Sourdough Patty Melt Double. - Wow. With Keith's burger sauce. - Whoa, burger sauce is like the one kind of left-turn flavor
otherwise it would be all just. Oh my God, so thick. - I have never vomited
from eating in the menu, but guess what today might be the day. Let's move on to a juicy one. This-
- This looks great. This looks good. This is what I'm talking about. More of this. - This is the Ultimate Double
Cheeseburger with toppings. This is Double Jack actually. (laughing) Oops. - [Becky] Are you only fucked up (beep) on Jack in the box? (humming) - Everything's actually working
together to tell a story. Don't give me this like it's just beef and cheese and mayonnaise. Don't give me that's just beef and tomato. If that's your thing. - Grow up.
- Grow up. - Grow the fuck up.
(beep) Why? Why not toppings? - Actually-
- We just went through this. - I will say that was my
favorite type of burger as a kid. (humming) What is the difference? Just the bread? - A lot of the differences
in the sandwiches today, Ned, are the bread. (laughing) But this is the Ultimate
Cheeseburger from Jack in the box. Okay. That's what that should taste like. This burger is the Jack. - This is the buck bee. - The Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger, again. Don't all the middle. Hey editor, show us all the middles of the sandwich in a row. They're all the same. (humming) - The bun is bad but the bacon's good. That was the driest of the bunch. - I still don't mind the bacon. The bacon's all good. I can't eat any more of these burgers. I sure am glad it's over, but Ned, you were the light that I
needed in this darkness. - I'm glad that I can be here for you. - Yeah. - Bring some light to what
otherwise has been a trying time. - It's been a trying time and you know what else can be a trying time? Parenthood. But that's why I should to check out the new Ned & the baby steps podcast. As Ned and Ariel's new baby
starts podcast about babies. We make it look cute on Instagram, but parenting is super messy and dirty. So we get into all that. - All right, We'll see you next time Ned. - Yeah, bye. - Now I can get in your box. (humming) (slow music) All right, it's time for a salad and a few more chicky dickies. And joining me on the Eat
The Menu tables stage now is. (humming) (rustling) (humming) - Is myself in a box. - It's Zack in a box. Zack's here, everybody. Watch out for that garbage. Where have you been? Oh, no. This is my first time ever,
having Jack in the box. - A lot of it is not good. (giggling)
- I believe it. - Let's try a chicken nugget. Ding it donk. (humming) Not bad. - That's good chicken. Oh. (humming) Yo, Jack? You listening? Mr. Box?
- Yeah, Mr. Box. - Buy this shit. - Here's the deal. - Jack. - Jack in the box. - Jack. - If you hire me as your spokesperson. - Mr. Box. - I will take this video off the internet. - Dear Mr. Box. If you wanna see this video taken down you have 24 hours to respond. - Wow, holy shit. Look at the chicken
strips or chicken tenders or chicken jacks. Are you joking my buthole? Are you kidding me? This place has nuggies and strippies? - And spicy strippies? Thank you. (giggling) - This smell. Dare I say the nuggies are
better than this strippies. - I kind of, I think you're right but I do take the taste of
black pepper in this now. - Now I'm very excited for this. The measure of a qual. (rewinds) - Go ahead Zack, don't worry. It only takes a few bites of this food to fully break your brain. (laughing) - The measure on the chain is the quality of their spicy check nug. - These look way better
than the other ones, right? They like just look better. These are not the same. These are in no way the same food. - This is chicken, this
might be a jackalope. We don't know.
- We don't know. It kinda looks like a fish stick. - It might be fish. - All right, let's try it. (munching) - Oh, it's much spicier than I expected. Like in a great way. (humming) Wow. - It makes your.
(humming) - It's spicy. But this is not a building heat. This is one bite and hit me all over. - It's the same spice seasoning as the Wendy's spicy nugs. - Oh, you are in too deep. Okay, moving in. (mumbling)
(beep) - Great. This is Southwest Crisp Chicken Salad. - What am I supposed to do with this? - What if you smelled it? - Smell the menu. - Smell the menu. I think that would be way healthier and it doesn't smell good. - No. Also, are we supposed to
just put ranch all over this? (laughing) All right. Well I'm not gonna do that. So let's put some Keith's Chicken Sauce. (mumbling) - What's this salad called? This is plain chicken without beans. Oh, it's getting Zack. (laughing) (mumbling) - I'm not swallowing this. - Here, wait. No one's been in Jack's
head you new crazy boy. - Okay, I'm gonna swallow it. - Close your eyes them swallow. The Chicken Club Salad. You know what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna build a salad
on top of my nugget. - I feel defeated from that bite. (giggling) - All the vegetables
individually are pretty good. In this salad, I'm tasting
cucumber, tastes fresh, carrots tastes good, cheese tastes nice, my favorite vegetable. - How's the tomato? - Tomato's also good. The tomatoes here have been pretty good. Which has been very surprising. I would not recommend it though. Dry crouton. - Okay. - I really like croutons. Whoa! - Oh, wow. - It's like eating a pizza. It tastes like a whole pizza. - It's like taking a garlic stick and just piling it up and
shoving it in your mouth. - Holy cow! - Wow. - That's like a ramen packet seasoning. - I understand though 'cause this salad got nothing going on. Add a little bit of that (humming) call up (indistinct) you got yourself some power flavor. Grilled chicken salad. I'm gonna just try this chicky. - All right, I'm gonna
try the chicky. (mumbling) - Corn, get the fuck out of here corn. (beep) No, it's falling me up. I feel like we're being
punished for choosing a salad. (humming) We're being punished. And there's a lot of places in this country that
they're in food deserts. You're trying to be healthy, you're trying to do the right thing and these are the only
options and honestly, I would take heart disease over this. - I was thinking just now, what if you served these a smoothie? (giggling) The Southwest chicken smoothie. Well, Zach, I'm glad you could join me. - Goodbye. Bye Zach. Get back in your box. Make sure you follow Zach @Korndiddy. - I sell tea. Okay, bye. - Bye, Zach. We'll be right back. Now it's time for kids
meals and Chinese food. Yep. That's what's there. Let's just save the Chinese food for last. The Cheeseburger for babies. Yep, that's the same. Always even dryer. I bet they cook even more. 'Cause of the E. Coli. I guess I'll wash it down
with the Apple juice. It's good. The chicken nuggets are bad for babies. (humming) Chicken nuggets are still good
even when they're the same. This is the curly fries. I don't wanna eat the same food again. We're already gonna do that in a minute. (rustling) Oh my God. What is this? They have one item at Jack
in the box the men health says is one of the healthiest items at fast food restaurant,
grilled Chicken Pita. the chicken fajita Behita chicken fajita. Chicken Fajita Pita. I'm gonna eat a chicken Fajita Pita. (humming) It smells so bad. The Chicken Fajita Pita
it may be the healthiest, but it's not the most delicious. It's heavy though, check this out. (bang) Men's health. Hamburger for babies. (rustling) This is like the 40-cent burger that McDonald's started
their entire dreams with. But this is Jack in The Box. I mean, this tastes
exactly are you want it to. When did 1% happen? I grew up all my life. You got whole milk, skim milk. Are you a 2%? And then Napoleon dynamite came out and they were drinking 1%. And I'm like, "What? That must be a funny movie thing." Movie, get it?
(clicking) I haven't had real mogul in a long time. It's good. It tastes like 2%. And milk is my favorite
part of a kids' meal. But these nachos are part
of the kids' meals here. No, Jack on the box is known for its multi cultural expressions. This is the Chicken Teriyaki Bowl. And this is Side of White Rice. Jack's Teriyaki Bowl comes with white rice but this is also on the menu. So, it's something you can get. (slow music) (humming) (laughing) I have a strong rule that I
don't spit out food in life. Wow! It never got better
through the whole chewing. Let's try the rice. White rice. (chuckling) It smells like it's made with the water that they used to wash dishes. After the dishes have
been washed it's putrid. But we finally made it to the video part that I'm excited for,
the Munchies section. So, for the first time ever
in Eat The Menu history, I'm gonna get high before we continue because this menu is for high people and they need to know what it's like for a high person to review it. So I will go now smoke a joint. (upbeat music) This is raw all around. - [Man] Pausing The
Munchies section, take one. (clicking) - I am dying. You can't eat this much Jack in the box. It's not meant to be eaten. What could possibly be left? - [Becky] You're really crazy looking. - Becky, come here.
(laughing) Yeah, Beck get here. Beck come in here. (slow music) And next step to help me take
down Jack's munchie meal. My wife. (mumbling) Becky.
(clapping) Becky is here to save today. Okay. So, in preparation for the
Jack's munchie meal we got high and then I just realized
how upsettingly full I was. From the amount of food
I've eaten already. And then luckily Becky showed
up right in the nick of time. So Becky has volunteered to come in and eat these items
for me while I sit here and enjoy her amazing company. Spicy Nacho Chicken sandwich. (laughing) - I've never had Jack in the box. Oh, that looks good.
- That looks terrible. - It looks like a grilled cheese with onion rings and chicken. - Oh my God. I would eat this late
night, I would order this. - I've eaten all those individual items. (rustling) - I know you got to take a
really big bite to get everything but the flavor's good. It's spicy. - It looks wild. - Are you okay? - I'm not okay.
(laughing) I feel sick. - You're so hot. - I feel sick, it's killing me. - Chick-N-Tater Melt. I'm sorry, I assume it's
(rustling) a chicken sandwich with tater top. (mumbling) - The croissant is dry again. Oh my God.
- Who wants a croissant at night time? This looks more like a
junior high chicken Patty. (humming) And then on top the
chicken Patty is hash brown and then there's some yellow cheese and white cheese and poshuto? - It's just ham. - They found a place to put the ham. - It's so stretchy. (laughing) - Oh my God.
It feels like it won't rip. It feels like I'm touching an inner D. - Oh my God, Becky. Becky please. - That's disgusting. The hash brown tastes kinda good but the cheese is really
indistinguishable. I don't know what kind it is. Only what color - [Man] The menu calls
it an ooey gooey blend of three cheeses and ranch. - Oh my God. - Three cheese, what's the third cheese? - Oh my God. (rustling) - [Man] Can you take another bite? - No, I'm out. It's so gross. - This one also comes with a taco. - I can't handle it. No. - What the kinda taco is this? (mumbling) I'm not eating that. This one is a meal. They don't come with tacos. - I can't eat anything else. - You gotta eat it. - You gotta put it aside. (laughing) - You gotta eat it. - I promise you whatever
it is, I've eaten it. - It's a burger with curly fries. - Oh, why? - And cheese and I believe, saracho? - [Man] Yeah. - And look at this nasty little burger, which Keith will enjoy later. - I can't, I refuse. I know what it tastes like. - I married a quitter. (Mumbling) - I'm dying. I'll breathe deep heavily
and describe, hold on. It is exactly as I described,
the meat's definitely dry, but there's no bacon. Ah, they should put bacon on this. So if you're gonna do
this, put bacon on it. What is left? - There's a cheeseburger. - Jesus Christ. (laughing) - This is the Stacked
Grilled Cheese Burger. Oh, we got-
- Oh. - Three different kinds
of cheese operating here. I believe we have a slice
of cheese, a light drizzle of the yellow cheese and
then perhaps a liquid cheese. I can eat this. - Yeah, okay. (mumbling) - You know I'm into the grilled cheese. This is not a bad grilled cheese. They just needed, they
forgot grilled cheese, usually both size. You gotta eat the menu. - I'm trying, I'm dying. (mumbling) - [Man] I feel like smoking has had the opposite
effect on the munchie box. (laughing)
It's turned you off. - It's made me realize how sick I was. There's so much. And everything's the same
sandwich with new bread. - Yeah.
- Not Jack in the box. Oh God. How much is left? - [Man] Desserts. - Desserts? Okay, I can do a few
little sips of ice cream. That'll feel good. There's only so much of stuff I can take before some part of your
brain just turns everything into a revolting in a panic safety method. (upbeat music) We're back baby. - Oh, boy. How do I look? Do I look normal again? (laughing) - Uh uh! - All right, we're back. Little Churros. - Oh, there's something in the churro. - Wow, it's come out both sides. I like the flavor though. But the goop was a little bit
too much and granulated sugar. - Yeah. - Almost burns my tongue. Shame on you. - Shame on you Jack, for many reasons. - Shame on you. The chocolate Overload cake. This is probably okay. Chocolate cake in plastic box. It's good, rich, heavy, not bad. - Not bad. - Did it open? - [Man] Nope. - Oh, thank God. I felt so bad, but it
turned out no harm was done. The NY Style Cheesecake. Yeah. - It's not really how you
want to see a cheesecake. But maybe I don't know Jack. - What are your thoughts? - Doesn't really taste like anything. - Sure, it tastes like it looks. Oh, that was fun. It was good. You stick around for a
milkshake, what do yo think? - I don't drink milkshakes. What was your favorite moment here? - I mean, there were a lot
happened when I walked in. There were a lot of stages of things. - All right. Thanks Becky. We'll see you next time. - See ya. Bye everyone. - Bye Becky (upbeat music)
(mumbling) We're doing it guys. (humming) Oh, yeah. Becky was a treat. She really brightened my day. We thought the getting
high for the munchies would make me wanna eat with my new spoon, but it really didn't. It really turned me off a bit. It was a struggle. So we just gotta get
four more sips of sugar. That's pretty doable, right? Four teaspoons of food. I think we can do it. This is a Strawberry Milkshake
from Jack in the box. (chuckling) Sure. The chocolate one. Also good. Tastes like a good
chunk of ice cream shake The vanilla shake. Yeah, that's pretty good. (laughing) The Sonic shakes were better,
but these are not bad. This is the Cookies and cream shake. Cookies and cream. And they delivered on it. It tastes like Oreos. It's fine. Everyone has the same food. Everybody has the same thing. What am I learning? Jack? Well, I guess it's time for
us to decide now the best and the least best. Let's start with the least best. Obviously the worst thing today was the Teriyaki chicken bowl. It was horrible, it was, I don't know. I just really didn't enjoy it. And it tasted really bad as well. I don't know why it was there. Why was it there? There were some other not so great things. I hated the fact that
the burgers sandwiches, breakfast sandwiches. Everything was just the same
sandwich with different bread. Simplify. This one was forever. We've been here for hours and hours. So much food. It's all the same. What was the best Alexandria? The Loaded Mini tacos were not the best. I liked the mini tacos. I like the taco. Okay. Jalapeno poppers' a star everywhere I go. I guess it's kinda like. I think Jack in the box
is the second best option for wherever you are. All right, Jack in the box, you really are a Jack in the box where
sometimes it's a happy clown, sometimes it's a scary clown. And I felt like the menu was always that bouncing around between
things that I really liked and things that I really hated. (sighing) It was a tough day but thanks so much to Ned for dropping by,
for Zach to coming through, Eugene was here and of course
my wonderful wife, Becky. Follow them all. Goodbye. This is Eat The Menu, we got through it. It was a real roller coaster this time. It was crazy. But we got through it. See you next time. I'm Keith Habersberger. All right. (cheering) (upbeat music) - Becky, get in the box. - You go all the way in and pop out? - Yes. (mumbling) - [Becky] Oh my God. (rustling) - I'm back. (laughing)
