Keep Talking and We'll Probably Explode Regardless

oh heavens no not the green one pull anyone but the green one [Music] so i've got for you here my my battle station i printed this [ __ ] out i'm ready to go i'm not messing around i've got my guide as you see bomb defusal manual it's i've just got to lean over a little i am ready i told you i was taking this [ __ ] dead serious dead serious today oh this thing this is this camera this is this camera and i i have like a i have like a like a periscope this is one of those scenarios where like i'm i'm gonna fall down on this stream and this is gonna go through my [ __ ] eye it's like i'm ready to get [ __ ] registered are you [ __ ] ready for the stream of 2020 to define the 20s the roaring 20s all right if you don't know how this game works we have five minutes to defuse a bomb where i can't see what he's doing i have to give him instructions on what he has to do and he can't see anything he just open the [ __ ] game i think i can i can hear all right hold on should i mute this no does that matter no no no no no no no no no right right i just i was taking control of the game all right listen listen i i i'm on jeremy's computer i get to see all the desktop porn all right listen feel sorry for me i didn't give you access to the [ __ ] keyboard so uh you sure about that oh no listen do not look at the screen i got like my last like six years of tax returns on my desktop don't [ __ ] show it all right here we go let's kick some ass all right germa you ready to read yes all right okay what do you got okay so we got a yellow wire a white wire a red wire and a blue wire wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait modules okay on the subject of wires how many how many wires are there there are four wires four wires okay uh is there are there any red wires there's one red wire okay is it are there more than is there two red wires is the last wire yellow no wait i need to talk to you all right hold on is there there's no red wires there's one red i [ __ ] said that there's only there's only one red wire there's one red wire okay all right is the last wire yellow no it's blue okay is there is it one blue wire there's jeremy is it one i'm gonna come over to boston all right i don't even live here anymore man all right is there one yes or no is it is there one blue wire third [ __ ] blue one say is it one block then cut this one cut the first wire cut the first wire did you cut it yeah yeah i don't know how to okay what's next what up what else okay so then we have a a a second uh module it's a keypad looking thing right keypad look at thing with the symbols the first one is like an x with a little skadoodle underneath it okay x with a little just go okay or it's like it looks like it's like it's like a really badly looking k or the x okay it's bad with a schedule underneath it there's a bad k with a skadoodle underneath yes i got this it's like a like cursive kind of looking k it's not an x is it is it like an h is it an h does it look like an h yeah you could say that yeah sure okay so so it's okay what else uh then you have uh upside down question mark yeah upside down question mark okay is that like ruling oh wait wait wait wait wait is could that also be an upside down nine two uh no i don't know i don't see any upside down question marks here actually yes i do okay all right what else what else bro what does rifle alright rifle right ruling oh on oh that's drooling okay yep what else okay and then you have an uh a backwards e with two dots it's like a it's like a swede rodente okay all right press the backwards e first okay then the the drooling o and then the h with the squiggly and then the upside down question mark we're it is that it what else uh that's pretty much it what do you mean that's it why is it still ticking there you go you got the big big old button big old button how much time i [ __ ] bought in there it's bright [ __ ] las vegas letters okay okay hold the button down okay and then holding if you start holding the button down a colored strip will light up on the right side of the module based on its color you must release the button at a specific point in time what color release when the countdown timer has any four in any position any four yeah four in any position let it go when it's when it's at four in any position okay okay [Music] you didn't think we were gonna get one you didn't think we were gonna get one you didn't think we were gonna get one i saw um ink on my hands this is fresh print you have ink on your hands yeah i just i printed this like 40 minutes ago and like the ink is coming off my hands taste it what no what why don't i give that one second of thought all right first module is uh well we actually have two wires now why am i doing this so slow two wires would have been two one okay yeah we're gonna look at the first one it's gonna be two yellow wires there's three wires in total there's one red two yellow two yellow okay uh as you said there's a red wire i'm going okay is is the last wire white no red last wire is what otherwise is there is there is there's no more than one blue wire there's no there's three wires two yellow one red cut the last wire all right okay what's good second one you got one blue one black one red what do you mean what do you mean there's another there's two wire modules there's two there's we just saw one modular wires now that's a whole new salad of wires [ __ ] all right and then we have a whole new problem all right a whole new what listen listen we have a new problem now we have a new model i've never seen before it's a giant two and it says one three two four in in four different keep buttons wait okay what wait what does it look like what okay all right okay it's a memory problem it's memory problem all right uh is stage one if the display what's what number is on the top what number is it two two two okay if the if the display is a two but what are these different stages mean german what are you doing all right there's five stages read better stop stressing out just read and tell me all right the stage germa what are you doing i don't understand yeah you don't understand the number is to press the button in the second position oh oh right right right we go go go go all right so uh i press the third one it's showing a green one now now press press the button in the same position as you pressed yeah you just did do it again okay is it it's still two right yeah and then okay okay now that's saying three it's single three now okay three uh press the button in the third position got it okay what about left now uh what about what's my number what's the number uh three three press the button in the same position that you just pressed in stage two wait don't press anything what did you press two times ago uh that'll be the first one uh okay okay last one last one okay what's the number uh two two press a button with the same label you pressed in stage two that'll be the same oh no no no no it isn't oh jesus i'm sorry d did you [ __ ] me no you [ __ ] me no i didn't [ __ ] me you said two right with no what you say the number was no no no no no no no no wait wait wait do this all over again all right come on come on what's up okay uh uh the numbers one number's one one press the button in the second position okay got it what's the next number what's the next number okay press the button in the same position you press stage one so press press the same one okay okay i got it okay remember what you just did yeah yeah okay go on uh the same one what's the number two okay two press the button with the set ow press the button with the same level you press the stage one press the same one you just pressed [Music] okay you dead joel joel joel [Music] he's dead uh all right where is he he didn't like turn his stream off did he using the correct table below press the button with the corresponding color the original button will flash followed by another repeat this sequence in order using the color mapping okay so blue is blue at top up top yes blue is still on top okay so it flashed blue button to press the red button the red one press red got it okay now what then i went blue yellow red um green no blue yellow what no no no no no but you need to press wait does a serial number have a vowel in it check the serial number does the serum have a vowel in it just spin the thing around serial number the serial numbers okay do you have look for the serial number because if you have a vowel uh hang on hang on it's gonna it's on the bottom [Music] right so we got so it's blue it's a blue yellow right yeah press red green red green red green okay then i went blue yellow green blue yellow okay i want you to press red green what was the third color germa what was the third color just say it again uh uh it was green okay so you need to do red green yellow okay oh no that was wrong no it's not you said blue jeremiah wait do it again blue and yellow okay green press green red okay uh red green red okay good [Music] you gotta tell me the colors oh blue yellow green ah okay press press green red blue okay got it blue yellow green blue blue yellow green blue blue yellow green blue okay no no no no okay red green oh my god oh no no no no [ __ ] up dude no what are they they're new what are they blue yellow green press red blue yellow red blue red blue yellow red blue yellow blue yellow the colors [ __ ] change and it's like reading the color and seeing the [ __ ] thing unfortunately we have another simon says immediately so let's let's do that last let's do it first [ __ ] [ __ ] it someone says first where do you have a uh do you have a b anywhere where's a b no this is [ __ ] making a table god damn it i must have got stapled in here all right red yellow blue yellow blue it one more time red yellow blue yellow blue red yep don't do these i'm just saying them over red yellow blue yellow blue red yellow blue yellow blue red yellow blue yellow blue okay okay i'm going to say these out loud and you press them as i do it ready okay yeah blue green hurry red no no reset you gotta do it faster man oh god okay red yellow blue yellow blue red red you hold on red yellow blue yellow blue okay okay yellow red red green green red red green green okay what's next okay now we just need to press the uh we got a big red button figured button okay are there how many batteries on the bump uh none i can't see any spin around just look okay uh there are two there are two batteries four in total but but two batteries one two three four actually all right wait there's four batteries yeah four batteries if there are more than two batteries on the bomb and there is a lit indicator with the label frk press and immediately release the button uh uh uh what i'm just gonna hold it i'm gonna hold it no no it's not blue it's blue what do you mean it's blue it's just blue oh frk [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] it don't do that okay press uh press and hold it what happened what happened grandma i i gotta ask you something um oh i already saw it yeah somebody linked it yeah somebody liked it last night i didn't see it i did the image of i don't know i'm just saying it's the same face yeah listen saw it listen uh do you have any do you have any uh you know anything to say about it what what am i supposed to say i look like i mean i mean apologize why do i have to apologize for looking like somebody well you know apologize for looking like somebody jesus you haven't said the word yeah out loud listen we don't have time for your [ __ ] no i'm serious like have just said yeah we don't have we can't do germa talk right all right all right right right uh we got this big a three with four key pads underneath it okay uh what's what's he say three yeah yeah press the button in the third position all right okay we don't have four okay number four uh press the button in the same position you just pressed in stage one so press the the third position again got it okay last one we got one press the button with the same label you pressed in stage one the first thing uh that was two again right no that that was a response that was start three three three first button no it's gonna match up the number it's gonna match the number the label the number not the position the number all right where are we oh [ __ ] okay we're back to one back to one we're back to one yeah we're back to one oh my god all right what's the number uh one okay press the button in the second position got it then we got one i guess the next number okay uh press number labels four we got number one again okay i'll press the button with the same label you pressed in stage two which was labeled for got it okay keep going number three press the button in the same position that you pressed in stage two which was it was whatever was it was whatever it was like guys what the [ __ ] was that people saying three i'm gonna go go with your your choice yep all right and now we have number two press the button in the first position um and that was in the first press the button just in the first piston the first number germa we're [ __ ] one second position three what's the next number three press the button in the first position and remember what these are yes okay four press the button labeled four okay three press a button in the same positions you pressed in stage two uh guys this was first position i got you covered all right okay i got you covered and finally three press the button with the same label you pressed in stage four ah i can't help [Music] check [Music] thanks guys all right we got we got a buyer module at the first one all right we got a blue one we've got three black another blue and a white how many how many words just slow down how many wires they are uh currently uh five wires five bars okay what's the serial number that's just getting a six what do you got for alien cereal what's the serial number okay sorry uh is it and is it by the way is the last wire black uh let's see here uh no it's white okay let's forget that uh if there is exact is there one red wire and and no more is there one no no [ __ ] that forget all that all right is there one red wire and one yellow wire no there's nothing like that how many what okay so is it more than one yellow wire uh no there is two blue three black and one white are there any black wires at all did you not hear me i said i did but are there any black wires at all there's three there's three black wires cut the first bar okay you [ __ ] up no okay and then we got i i like the letter i hey i know what you mean by that and like i could use a little clear instructions all right now we got back to the the [ __ ] again all right so uh we really gotta remember this time we cannot [ __ ] up this time okay we got a two i don't the [ __ ] four press the button with the same label you pressed in stage three uh yeah i think it was whatever was in the third position i think yes i did i did it i did it i did it yes yes yes yes i think so would be level two [Music] it's not going though it's still [ __ ] going so what is there anything else spinning about flipping around uh [ __ ] we got we got a serial port at the side are the wires the wires the wires blue black black blue white blue black blue six wires yeah do we have an odd serial number but here's the thing i thought if you fail a module that's it right so we were just sitting there and you're just spinning the thing around like all right we win we did it why i mean i don't know next month we got a whole new problem we got a whole new model i'm not familiar i'm familiar with we have essentially pac-man it looks like pac-man looks like pac-man looks like pac-man looks like pac-man okay all right all right all right it's like a maze okay yeah yeah okay this is uh find the maze with the matching circular markings the diffuser bust hold on the different circles the diffuser must navigate the white light to the red triangle using the arrow buttons warning oh [ __ ] i have you i have your keyboard disabled [Music] derma uh hold on hold on a second hold on just all right i'll press the buttons you just tell me what they are okay do not cross the lines do not cross the lines uh in the maze okay so i have no [ __ ] idea what this wants us to do navigate the white light to the red triangle don't cross the lines these lines are invisible on the bomb we're [ __ ] we're [ __ ] you want to restart this one wait don't move don't move and so anakin i have to ground i [ __ ] it up i [ __ ] it up you need to have uh you need to be able to uh press the keys just press a bunch of buttons and explode and i'll give it to you okay you don't need a keys you can use the mouse you can use the mouse what you can use the mouse to like navigate through the keys you don't need the [ __ ] num um it says well you have to use the the keys okay but the keys are on screen it's not keys on the keyboard it says the arrow buttons that the arrow keeps giving the screen [ __ ] okay you uh you have to that one's the right one hey don't give me that tone find the phase you must navigate the white light to the red triangle using the arrow buttons you have to navigate to the you have to navigate the white light to the red triangle don't cross the lines shown in the maze these are invisible to the bomb okay are you ready yep you want to go up up ops not an option what do you mean no it might be not an option aren't you starting right here did you spend that run at me you must navigate the white light to the red triangle tell him where the white dot is it gets at the bottom at uh bottom at the dude this is [ __ ] it's like the sixth spot the sixth spot no fifth small sorry i'm stressed out okay so all right we're down all the way at the bottom you're in the last one okay go you can't go up no i can't go up are we do we are we correct you all the way at the bottom in the sixth spot like a second last one oh the second the left okay one two three four five six so your second or less your second to last spot are you okay go left can't go left where the [ __ ] are you i'm gonna go right that worked hey we're dead by the way i'm cheating i'm gonna i don't even know where he is all right i get this now i understand this okay okay we got simon says simon says okay simon says and it's going to be uh blue okay press red [Music] you [ __ ] [ __ ] serial number didn't check this here all right okay okay serial number is is that the serial number [ __ ] that's not about if it it definitely had it definitely doesn't have a vowel okay so let's go let's go what was it you said it was blue how do you know president how do you know press yellow i just i know what you said [ __ ] yellow what you said it flashed blue oh we had a strike oopsie now we have two strikes oh boy press green yeah we gotta be good i've got a keypad keypad backwards c with two dots yep uh we got an omega symbol i don't know if that is i don't know what that is seriously i'm not kidding i don't i don't [ __ ] know what that is no omega symbol for real i don't know that i have no idea what that is i have no idea no no you know you know what the [ __ ] omega let's do the other symbols do the other side no idea no no it's like an i think ultramarine's warhammer i don't i don't i didn't play i didn't play that game but i just did no no no you did you did what's the next time what's the what's the third symbol what's the third symbol it's like uh it's the the the u with the i in it then go to war symbol you [ __ ] i didn't i played like the first four hours okay listen backwards ease first okay omega semester big o with two like spine is underneath it that goes uh like a toilet seat toilet seat did you leave so here what's the third okay you you the third third one is it's like it's it's like a trident all right try okay and then an a okay backwards e i e trident omega okay good we got we got our key red key say this hold red key on hold what do you mean like the butt it's a button okay yeah it's a red button okay yeah it says hold on it yeah how many batteries on the ball there is three zero okay is there a lit indicator with the label frk um it's not late it's not lit press and hold press and hold the button hold down and then release the button drama if the button is red and the bar it didn't sail i'm gonna eat this [ __ ] paper first module is simon says okay okay hang on okay i'm looking at serial number and what is is there a vowel serial number serial number says uh you want the serial number i'm going to just is there a vowel in is there a vowel in the serial number is w a vowel no go no press and immediately release the button [Music] you see germa if you listen to me that was quick if you listen to me everything will be fine an hour and ten minutes if you start screaming at me and you screamed at me first you screamed at me first you guys yelled at me did i yell at germa you've been yelling at me the whole time i haven't yelled at you no i i have not yelled once i have not yelled at you one time look at chad look at what chad's saying i haven't yelled you once i have not yelled they're saying to say no joel you did not scream at jeremiah no i didn't yell once jeremiah you don't know what an omega symbol is you're you're invalid to say anything anything you say is a null and void how can you look what listen i might be a dumb [ __ ] listen i might be drinking like toilet water but at least i know what a [ __ ] omega symbol is you're american like don't you read it's greek uh it's greek and i'm american no boston pizza is ranked number seven in the world by the way in the world for pizza wait do you guys have your own pizza boston pizza is ranked number seven in the world what the [ __ ] delicious pizza it's what it's it's a it's like thin crispy you get [ __ ] pepperoni on it you can get i'm i don't know i don't know it's just that's how your brain looks huh i can't talk about i can't talk about pizza i'll have to stop this recently all right i can't talk about that it's crispy and thinners get pepperoni i can't talk move on let's press the next button i'll leave i will even get a pepperoni pizza right now i swear to god this happens every [ __ ] stream what do you mean you got to stop the stream because you talk about pizza stop saying that word why stop saying that word because it's i if i if i hear it enough times i'll start thinking about a [ __ ] thin crispy crust how about with tomato crusty slice nah that's not doing it for me yeah you're hungry yeah [Applause] i'll tell you what i i have a big peepee problem right if people say waterfall for me i get really like in the mood for peeing so if i say like the word gizza you get really horny for pizza you're on thin ice young man this level is the equivalent of like licking your elbow are your face camera right now yeah can you can you lick your elbow probably do it now prove it did it it did it i don't understand why is that hard he did it okay well if he can do that then then uh then i'm sure we can do this okay so you have to take the white light yes and you have to get to the red triangle right okay do not cross these lines i'm about okay where is the red triangle the red triangle is at the second row at the first position second row first okay are you ready that top position the top one you go left and then down that's it that is not working what do you mean okay people are saying where is the light do you need a light yeah you need the light yeah it must navigate the white light are we talking about the same thing yeah okay listen listen listen listen down down down up left left left left oh i [ __ ] up i [ __ ] you up hey go ahead just run run to the wall all right i [ __ ] you up no no no no i'm gonna do this no no we can't we can't trust me we can't get you into the wall what's the point of the two circles i don't understand all right now just run into a wall run underwater seriously uh where is the red triangle again i already sold it i sold it anyway [ __ ] it whatever [ __ ] it whatever let's do the keypad keep it we got we got a bright we got to drive ass giant ass i don't see an s giant giant badonkadonk okay okay okay i gotta see the giant ass release when the countdown timer has a four in any position okay we got it we're going we think we're getting better at this we got it better we got it we're getting better at this [ __ ] jim let's do a high five okay you ready yeah yeah it's it's guess we're from acro across the world so the latency okay we have a whole new module right now we have a whole new motor right now what's it look like it's saying six things saying no middle uh nothing blank ready first first word is no okay using the label from step one push the first button that appears in its course okay you see the first word was no yes okay um what hit blank i don't know no that didn't work here using the label from step one push the first button that appears in its corresponding list sherman what are you doing i don't know oh oh oh oh okay okay so wait there there's like okay read the display speak english i'm trying it's the new module do you speak english and i can't understand you right all right he said no right okay can you click like in the bottom right corner yes greg you're [ __ ] you [ __ ] me you [ __ ] said then you said it was no right no you said bottom right no no but but the word was no right the word is no uh germa i don't understand the witness i don't understand how gamers do it i don't know what wants us to do i'm trying i'm trying to figure out what it wants us to do what did you just did you just throw the bomb on the ground and step on it okay um tell you what this [ __ ] is this first time we've seen in this module it's a new module all right what do you want what's that what's up yeah what's you said tell you what this guy he said he's talking about you said tell you're gonna fight you wanna kiss kissing my gut why is it so impossible to do anything with you why do you have to be so difficult always why do you have to do this every time i want you to look at my screen i open up my stream and look look look at this this is what i had to work with sure you got really tiny hands my hands are [ __ ] actually huge like i'm sorry you have the tiniest hands i've ever seen i've got like monster hands you're looking right now these things are [ __ ] monstrous look at this [ __ ] yeah but maybe there's kind of like normal sized and you know the rest of you kind of you know that was uh that was joel that was playing uh keep talking and nobody explodes with joel and apparently he's gotta go he's got something else going on today so he's got something else to do and then of course this

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Published: Thu Oct 07 2021