Keemstar Admits to Liking High School Girls

okay now here we go obviously this is the Great Clip that we've been talking about where he says he just saw hot ass high school girls no this is basically the crown jewel in the evening here so let's enjoy okay welcome yo this is right when he calls huh on Thanksgiving right it's the biggest trick in the year how the [ __ ] are you not drunk yeah I love you too Ally I guarantee you got some prime puss all right I want to ask you uh the ladies in the room this Prime puss he seems to think that's a high compliment you guys like Prime puss do you like that if a man said that to you it'll be good w ow that'd be a good pickup line I say red flags oh you don't like the prime plus what's up girl I bet you got some crime the first thing nah nah a sub Prime I take like a hey is good I take those like hi yeah hi hello what's your name like stuff like that okay well you're not at home so I'm not sure I could trust you you're right does that come after the hay or yeah where do we fit well if that's later in the relationship if you've had relations and it goes you've got some so like 10 minutes we're talking five ten minutes but he's saying that about a girl he seems to be acquainted with there's not you know what I mean they're disabled foreign oh that's it I thought there'd be more so dry yo bro I'm at this high school girl that I was hot as [ __ ] tonight what what shut the [ __ ] up hey guys can I you wanna you wanna hear the everybody's trying to save his ass it's almost like he said bomb that's like you know there's a parallel there I think because he's making fun of me he goes look how all the crews disappointed you just said a bomb joke my friend except about you know [ __ ] kids I need a jewel pod [Laughter] is it a freshman you know what I mean the story or not like I don't give a [ __ ] I won't tell you the story so at this point he pivots and says you guys I'll play it and then you guys tell me what you think okay if you're not worthy of it stream right we're good tell the story okay 2007. I'm downtown I'm in the clubs this girl cook right I'm not gonna say any more than cook is the only name I'm gonna give you there's a full name but I'm just gonna give a cook cook is working the clothes one of those girls with a full name and cl cook is the like you know when you go to the nightclub and there's hot ass [ __ ] and like leather and [ __ ] you know what I mean like they're the dancers the the whatever right like cook is not only hot it's not only a [ __ ] tent but she went to school with me like I know that [ __ ] right type of [ __ ] I see her tonight she's still looking good [ __ ] she's making move on brantley's brantley's making moves on her she's making move on me bro I'm telling you this girl's still [ __ ] got it bro okay to clarify this is a girl you knew from high school from high school okay yeah she probably okay I'm gonna say she probably like 36. she's still got it okay now let's go back to the beginning of this before Brantley was like punching him in the arm and telling him what the [ __ ] did you say yeah now keemstar has never complemented anyone over the age of like 25 in fact he was even on Twitter saying if you remember 911 I don't yeah posting like random pictures of like 33 year old women or something did he really be yeah no he posted straight up pictures of people and said like ew number the 911 thing yeah he said if you remember 911 yeah I think you remember yeah I'm not interested I have it yeah so um let's go back to the beginning here and then see if this is plausible the way he tried to recover you try to say that just to have pride plus [ __ ] you actually cancel I would right now for that [ __ ] that's some [ __ ] up [ __ ] how dare you say it doesn't happen okay before we Ellie you have prime plus geez let me just calm down Elias Prime pose calm down dude here's his tweet by the way before he talks about how hot this 36 year old was you guys keep telling me to date some of my own age I Googled a 39 year old woman I will not be listening to any guys if you remember where you were on 9 11 I'm not interested and then he put these random women on blast by the way was it one of them like a missing person I think several of them like there was like because he just pulled it from Google Images they were all from like articles of like missing persons one of them may have been slain too yeah and like murder victims and stuff isn't that awesome to like pull up a picture of a woman who's like absolutely tragically her life was cut short by some piece of [ __ ] X and he's like this woman is not only dead but she's literally good I'm over the [ __ ] Hill yeah if she was alive she'd be like I'd rather get killed again from my ex-boyfriend than [ __ ] spend a minute with that guy foreign office still searching for 39 year old missing Alton woman so oops got him I guess got him yes so before we get too deep okay can we get a Joe pod and then we'll continue yes so now that we know his thoughts on the women in their 30s all right pause I didn't know you knew you were so drunk yo bro I'm at this high school girl that I was hot as [ __ ] tonight what what okay dude he met a high school girl that is hot as [ __ ] tonight is there really any way to spin that also the story itself as he describes it's not that interesting goes oh I saw a girl from high school was hot like what kind of story is it still hot she's still hot she's a 10. maybe it is a big story for him because and giving Kim sort of benefited out he hasn't been attracted to someone that old before right yeah it is like a revelatory moment so it's like a first for him so maybe that is possible the thing is he remembers what she looks like in high school so he can kind of is that fantasy a 10 year old fan right away 10 year old fan that's no come on um so they yelled at him right now he's trying to think what the [ __ ] am I gonna say because when has keemstar ever been like I need do you guys want to hear me talk or not I mean he just talks he spits he spews non-stop but right now he's pausing for time he's trying to think what the [ __ ] to say about it keemstar shut up if you're not worth like nobody's even saying anything weird like they want it you know what I mean he's just talking they say no they say I don't want to hear the story all right well tell the story okay 2007. I'm downtown I'm in the club yeah the story doesn't make sense he says in 2007 seven yeah he saw a girl at the club who was hot he's downtown he's at the club downtown Buffalo Leonardo DiCaprio's there we're stuck we're talking about a buffalo 10 right now two changes he comes out Kanye West is in the back this is a better setup than Lord of the Rings Gimli from Lord of the Rings he's there he hands me his ax everyone starts clapping I'm the ring bearer now Brantley is Sam we venture to Mount Doom somebody says if she's 36 and he's 40 that's a freshman plus senior that's a good point so she was a freshman when he was in high I mean if he's really talking about adults like who cares but well he he says in high school she was hot as [ __ ] oh but he um oh wait we're splitting I mean yeah I get what you're saying it was a chat I thought it was interesting acoustic version for Mystic goats there makes sense yeah so anyway that's a good one and yeah so let's see whoops this girl cook right I'm not gonna say any more than cook cook is the only name I'm gonna give you there's a full name but I'm just gonna give a cook yeah so let's do a poll do you and again I just want to do the benefit of the doubt here I'm trying to present all sides to be fair this is fair and accurate reporting [Music] I am uh yeah do you guys believe keemstar was talking about a high school girl that he thought was cute or two high school or or a 36 year old that 36 year old that he knew in high school he saw in 2017. yeah way too long for the poll do you guys believe keemstar was talking about a high school girl he thought was cute or a 36 year old yeah that's fine yeah is that a bad poll though that was hot as [ __ ] tonight is that a bad pull maybe it's fine wait exactly you play it one more time yo bro I'm at this high school girl then I met I met yeah I met tonight I met tonight I met tonight this girl I've known for 20 years you wouldn't say if you're like yo I met this girl I know why would you say High School if you live in the same a girl I met if you're talking about an old friend you say I met a girl I used to I ran into somebody yeah I knew in high school tonight yeah so I voted high school girl personally after considering all the evidence and just what I understand and considering both perspectives clearly keemstar had uh a follow-up story but I personally believe and it's my opinion that keemstar was talking about a high school girl who's currently in high school who was hot then he got embarrassed and changed the story to try to cover up that's my faith and belief based on my opinion of the circumstances there and it seems ninety percent of you uh agree foreign there you go see I mean clearly we've we've put for people saying it's a good pull now great pull the pull is the bomb people are saying yes so clearly we've put together a fair and balanced pull if ten percent are saying they believe him I mean they're out there right yeah and I was seeing him in the chat I mean I think I I saw somebody say they thought maybe these were two different stories so I mean he's very drunk it's kind of hard to follow what he's talking about right maybe he stands some skepticism here yeah he cut the Buffalo and I'll hook you up he may not even know what he was saying he mixed up stories because and the truth of the matter is even if he's 100 telling the truth and it wasn't a high school girl still a great sound bite We're Not Gonna not play it so yeah this high school girl that was hot as [ __ ] tonight I mean that's just funny the gift is still here we're a comedy show and that's just funny you know what I mean so there's that somebody said 2007 was the year she was born well let me do the math it's a little tight but yes you could be in high school that's 50 that'd be 15 right yeah yeah that might actually add up [Music] thank you

Channel: H3 Podcast Highlights

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Length: 12min 35sec (755 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 29 2022