Pleasant Sears Customers

it's become a cherished human tradition to sit around a campfire telling scary stories while on a camping trip with your family and yeah maybe sometimes uncle sheldon will take it a bit too far with his graphic tale of some overloaded testosterone meat man named raw vander gore fileting a bear but for years these campfire horror stories have been dominated by retail workers they have the most terrifying stories to tell they'll put the fear of god in your whole family they'll send your [ __ ] family to bed sucking their thumbs sending shivers down their [ __ ] but i thought it'd be fun today to look at a positive customer interaction in a retail setting so i found this video here to demonstrate how lovely the experience can [Music] and here we're immediately introduced to our three protagonists of this short film now the one who's currently shouting is exactly what i picture in my head whenever i think of an evil librarian she looks exactly like a mean angry lunch lady from a pixar film directly it won't let us yeah and it's already out of my account and i can show you that you've already taken my money so you need to give me my cash and if i end up on youtube i will personally sue your ass i'm just talking money in the camera woman's defense i did not find this video on youtube so she should be spared from ace customer anchor arms legal wrath i however am posting this on youtube so i guess i'm gonna have to start sleeping with one eye open also just a side note i [ __ ] hate when people say they're personally gonna sue someone no you're not you're not gonna represent yourself you're not that [ __ ] dumb what are you gonna do you're gonna stand up in court and say oh excuse me your honor i just didn't like the cut of their jib can i have their car now what do you mean i lost no what you're going to do is you're going to go home you're going to argue with your husband and threaten divorce for the fifth time that week in front of your children then you're going to flip to the back of the phone book to try and track down some slimy grease beaver then you're gonna pay them a hundred dollars in an over the pants hand job to try and represent your ass for this stupid [ __ ] case you're gonna try and drum up you're not personally suing [ __ ] that mucus goblin lawyer that you're gonna track down and pester is going to be the one doing all the work so don't have the audacity to say that you're personally suing anyone i'm not laughing now yes you are you want me to show you on my phone that you are please i don't even understand your thought process on this one do you want me to show you that you're laughing by recording it what kind of [ __ ] plan is that that's not exactly bulletproof you see look at this you're laughing in this video oh well color me purple what do you know i am and i'm still laughing because you're a [ __ ] idiot and if the rationale was i'm gonna record her laughing at me and post it on my facebook then why no one's gonna understand the context it's just gonna be you making a ruckus and someone laughing at you makes you look bad that you are what laughing if we end up on youtube i will see you i'm not putting it on youtube if it ends up on youtube all right i mean yeah that makes sense that plot development was pretty easy to predict from a mile away just taking one look at her you could guess that she would be the kind of person to immediately threaten suing someone so now our brave camera woman is coming under fire again that's two potential lawsuits here i mean it's [ __ ] raining lawsuits up in this one they're just tossing lawsuits like their baseballs at a dunk tank at a carnival however once again the camerawoman is safe because i did not find this video on facebook either they're 0 for 2 right now if they were smart they would have made a blanket statement if this video ends up online i'm suing your ass then i'd be [ __ ] i'd be up shit's creek without my ass crack i wouldn't legally be allowed to watch this video it'd have to be ending up on the dark web for me to find it if they made that statement and it still ended up online and i saw it i'd have the [ __ ] special ops navy seals busting through my windows right now to arrest me obviously i'm kidding no matter what incoherent babble they could have mustered up to dribble out of their mouths here nothing they could have said would have given them any legal ground to stand on to sue anyone at all in this situation that is perfectly fine because you can't record if you don't want to be recorded and let me tell you my attorney i love you that's kind of a half-hearted attempt at threatening another lawsuit so i'm still just gonna count that one so she's at three potential lawsuits here which is a pretty impressive statistic given that it's only been like a minute also just to clear up a common misconception you are allowed to film in public contrary to what [ __ ] like these would tell you it's a hundred percent legal even on private property like a retail store unless it is openly and clearly defined and stated by the established retail place or whatever location you're at that you're not allowed to film you're allowed to film and this happened at a sears sears would have everything shy of [ __ ] cocaine and heroin on their shelves if it meant getting people in their store i'm pretty goddamn sure they don't have a sign saying you can't film don't laugh at me i'm not i hope everyone looks your [ __ ] job okay y'all need to okay and i'm calling sears too okay what's your point what's your point you need to shut your damn mouth and stay out of it yeah you do have kids and it seems that they're very well adjusted adults judging by this video here shout outs to the red haired girl that's now filming this from her perspective surely that's going to look good on her facebook hey hashtag super strong woman standing up for herself at a sears against the evil corporation what like what the [ __ ] are you thinking here no one on your facebook no matter how close they are to you is going to see this and take your side you got your [ __ ] pugilistic mother over there threatening to go over the counter and beat snot out of the employees here you have the woman next to you shouting up a storm too also you're shouting in front of your kid while carrying another kid you don't look good no one is going to take your side and i see this so much the person who's in the wrong starts filming because they're so delusional that they think that they're in the right it's [ __ ] it's disgusting it's [ __ ] sick she gets you another job a better job than being clark at 10 an hour you're screaming [Music] yikes what a scary hollow threat on the way out honestly though it's refreshing to see good parenting like this what an example is set for your children hey if you're unhappy with something get as loud as you possibly can and start threatening the [ __ ] out of people throw a [ __ ] embarrassing tantrum it'll work unless of course it doesn't but yeah the point of me showing you this video is to show you it's not all bad when you work in retail sometimes you'll get enjoyable experiences like this with a family as pleasant as them actually i don't even know if they're family i don't know if they're even related maybe there are just three strangers feeding off each other's energy i couldn't tell you but again the point is the customer is always right no i'm just [ __ ] yanking your nipples on that one the customers nine times out of ten are [ __ ] [ __ ] like this

Channel: penguinz0

Views: 6,137,358

Rating: 4.9375024 out of 5

Keywords: Pleasant Sears Customers Funny Cr1TiKaL

Id: rwDSa4ZgKmo

Length: 7min 12sec (432 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 15 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/rachitabonita]

Omg the commentary.

[u/[deleted]]

Jump to 1:05 to watch the video.

[u/papatayto]

Lady looks like a half stirred strawberry milkshake.

[u/xXJungleJimsXx]

Anyone with a link to this video without the commentary?

[u/Niggophobia]

Why is everyone hating on Charley? Dudes a great YouTuber with a good podcast I just don’t see the issue

[u/chmartin1234]

The guy doing the play by play is a gaping asshole. It would be entertaining without the commentary. His voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard

[u/NugVegas]

Over the pants handjob? What?

[u/chmartin1234]

The commentator is a douche bag also.