Funniest Damon Salvatore Moments | Season 3

we are out of champagne no you are out of champagne I don't drink in the morning I meet you're dripping a little bit you don't want that you want the cheap young stuff over by the cheap young people I am every parent's worst nightmare I'm the chaperone teacher from hell I love high school buddies Jeremy's smoking again stabs me good you're an ass talk to him please he looks up to you you're screwed hold the fort down win you mean the fort full of my drunk history students drink more don't feel less weird party central where are you um by the possible don't do that Damon don't mind me I saw you closet oh I gotta go gotta go break up beer pong Taemin how are you even here thanks for the tip brother get out of water Elena if I get out of the water you're gonna make me go home yes because I'm not an idiot like you right now you're both acting like idiots get out of the water No what's your big plan Elena huh you gonna walk through a campsite for the werewolf broke the marshmallow wait step in the stop by okay but we were out of here before the moon is full and I'm worried unless you want to relive that whole deathbed I said I promise right here take these it's it Rick are you okay did you find bite free get back in the car please can you just give him a minute don't appreciate that you're not dead give you ten seconds nine eight hey Rick you have to see where I park my car Tina stop being such a caveman are you drunk no I was worried about you Thanks you're interrupting my drink I'm homesick what if I must well Stefan still Klaus his little prisoner and Elena still think she can save him and no one's thought about you since you loved [Music] who are you doing get out you know you're dreaming about me explains the drool oh so say I'm seriously do you really have nothing better to do at 6:00 a.m. but don't come with me to bring stuff at home see you wait what what are you what are you talking about where is he Windy City he's in Chicago how do you know came to me in the dream I was naked you would loved it start packing is he okay well let's just say he's not there to meet Oprah hmm but he's in the yes pile we find them suck at the last momento of stuff most I could wrap the old necklace soon antiques Damon thank you there's one March 12 1922 I've blacked out days I wake up with strangers blood places I don't recognize with women don't remember I'm shocked Stefan's not a virgin eyes on the road grandma fine back to my game tell me you see a Florida plate Stefan we could live anywhere in Chicago and you chose this there's been all girls high school around the corner but shut down for attendance issues weird what were you doing in the 1920s paving the way for women's liberation I was around Chicago's a big city Stefan was a cocky Ripper douche but I could avoid him and still indulge in a few Daisy Buchanan's of my own Gloria damned if I knew you have an age like this I would have stuck around I told you an hour ago make yourself presentable I know where Stefan's gonna be tonight I told you that I was practically discovered by Klaus and you're worried about what I wear I had an hour to realize what a bad idea it was leaving her alone process it and move on are you okay yeah okay good you trust your own road trip be in the Groves classroom so Elena today you have to get her out of Chicago she's not going anywhere until she's got you checked in the vampire rehab and I'm the men trust me I've tried [Music] I see they've opened the doors to the riffraff now oh honey I've been called worse I'm told you see I promised Stefan I wouldn't let you die but how many freebies did I really sign up for and clearly you want to die otherwise you wouldn't be so what can I say I'm not thrill-seeker right from the y-you wanted to kill you a potluck everybody brings chili hey Rick so show up there's gonna be nine other people that brought chili it's an old family recipe okay yeah I know I knew your old family they made some chili why are you here exactly she knows I'm just gonna keep making chili pretend like I didn't just spend the entire summer looking for someone who didn't want to be found she's so mayor Lockwood called your gay ex-husband to torture your vampire daughter yes we just kill him no Damon with Caroline's father something a douchebag me yo just cuz you and I are on okay terms doesn't mean I'm suddenly a big advocate for your lifestyle so what you told him you got divorced Oh houston we have a problem Ricky been managing Bill Forbes apparently is impervious to compulsion Wow I have no idea he threatened to out me don't get me started on the irony of that should have killed him this morning he's Caroline's dad Damon yeah when I kill him so one more parent than we do your temporary funeral bummer love a good girl fight [Music] well took a bit longer than usual huh I'm gonna get that ring checked oh it's not going bad kill me did you piss me off you killed me I'll accept written apologies only are you two lovebirds fighting already Catherine wonderful must have been shoot what are you doing let me give you a shot truth is you just don't do it for me anymore why are we stopping play my Oh stretch your legs take a break from the sexual tension what if I told you there was a way to kill Klaus and not dagger dead dead dead I'd say you were desperate and lying or drugged or a desperate lying drunk I think that your witchy girlfriend's worried that you've run away with your ghosty lover stop with the teeny bopper drama don't fall asleep Jeff I have a concussion thanks for the concern dick you're turning back Damon you're gonna get yourself killed the Dame and I remember wouldn't have been that stupid I wouldn't have done it for you [Music] [Applause] hey the two permits on the staircase of me a Persian rug hey are you checking up on me isn't fine yeah so come here for a while we have a new housemate Barbie Klaus she's living with you why apparently Klaus left her in the dust after I name-dropped Mikael stephanie was he up to journaling reading shaping his air come on Damon I can handle it is that the Bell we're gonna benchpress a vampire you guys know what's happening right now seven called me a human blood bag what are you doing helping you out Damon come on Buffy top it called I'm here what's your plan a warrior princess can't Bonnie just juju there's nothing I'm trying to keep Bonnie out of this I don't trust that stuff in one murder you forgetting a key player here Rebecca wherever Stefan goes a blonde ponytail tends to follow which is why it's your job to keep her away how she's an original last time I checked we're at a dagger so then reoccupy her with your charm might have better luck finding the dagger are you ever not gonna be mad at me Rick doubtful why are you acting like some freaky hybrid slave minion Oh what class made me who I am Caroline I owe them everything oh boy can we cool it on the commentary please it's really rare but maybe not so much in hybrids so how do I fix him get a new boyfriend if it's reai can do it no let me demon come on Elena you almost got barbecued least I can do is apply first date oh yeah not to worry just untangle myself greetings Galan D which II think you got your Buddha wires all crossed when you got rid of Vicki Donovan I mean why because I'm pretty sure I just got spit-roasted by Mason Lockwood's ghost what well why would you think that maybe because he chained me to a chair and shoved a hot poker in my chest she say I'm having deja vu I thought you said that goes couldn't physically interact with people they can't yeah well I don't want time for vengeful Lockwood when I kill someone they're supposed to stay dead see we're not a team you're trying to kill me right we're not friends I don't like you anymore ah but remember back when you liked me and we conspired to kill uncle werewolf Mason Lockwood yeah and I think he's still a little pissed you first what you think I'm leading you into a trap thought crossed my mind if Mason Lockwood can get over the fact that I killed him can't you cut me a little slack Rick I shouldn't have to get over it I was your friend Damon you should have done in the first place well sometimes I do things that don't have to do you can recycle that same crap ass apology gave Mason Lockwood yeah well I mean it with him [Music] before we shine that thing bats hate the light wait what damn it scaredy-cat a werewolf yeah good luck with Diaries pictionary stuff sloppy you're dead why are you here are you talking about family day vampire Rehab paying a visit to my baby brother Damon where are you no idea but I'm pretty sure I'm overdressed he's up she's giving us her employee discount all right time to fess up this point of the jailbreak hmm thought you could use a hug Stefan oh my brother is about to die and I just have to save his life for the bajillion time terrible Stefan yeah he's showing Oh that'll be careful brother yeah humanity's showing we're buying your back food Stefan you know what backfired he's an even bigger dick than ever just now he's a dick that's on our side we can't trust Rebecca not to turn on us oh really I need to borrow a tie you have your own ties hmm I know how to do it well our daughter Elena this thing blows up in her face just remember only one of us heals quickly didn't my daughter go to the dance yep you missed the photo op might offer you a drink Katherine tells me you're more of a vampire on the rocks kind of guy invite only vampire here's my RSVP hybrid I'm worried why he lost his job at the grill survived Elena he's spiraling married a drunk it's not exactly a most attractive look No what is my most attractive look I'm not saying you have any attractive look I'm just saying this is mommy's favorite one noted why you've been so busy what with all your plotting and scheming you know me never miss a chance to plan epic failure and you say you have no idea of her whereabouts it's the thing with younger siblings you just never know what they're gonna do you know we've actually got a lot in common you and I really well yeah maybe we can bond over our mutual loathing of my brother I dare to save you what no no way I don't need your help really last time I checked you're hiding out in a haunted house have a look what Klaus is allergic dust relax brother you know what your hair to fall out hybrids really bringing the neighborhood down well this is humanity gone wrong yeah I'm thinking there's another option here play a bit of a dimmer switch which is a huge problem Carol and don't take this the wrong way but do you realize that you've been kissing the ass of an immortal hybrid who ruin your son's life oh please don't tell me you're gonna drink the Klaus kool-aid I'm not gonna let him hold this town hostage but I'm also nothing about innocent people get caught in the crossfire of a pissing contest between a hybrid and a vampire Liz I'm impressed you're all strong and sheriffy please do it what are you doing no Deadwood the founders party road trip I call Shotgun you know you want me to hang on the back with you [Music] what's going on with you two we kissed Mount weird have a great trip my exes would call me nothing we're all dead all right what are you doing here strolling the halls you know I like to waive the importance to the window what are you doing here bunny you're good for now uh-uh ah do 10 more of those they're gonna wanna buff up you start dating this one what I mean whoo when did you even see her when I went to the hospital to accuse her of killing her ex-boyfriend which by the way very sensitive subject well why don't you just ask Rick it is dirty little doctor you're on speakerphone dick it's not Meredith okay refused to believe that your luck with women is that tragic uh makes me nostalgic for the time and Stefan was a bunny snacking pacifist you left something in my jacket pocket uh yeah dear Elijah let's get together about the destruction of your brother think so think so Damon I say go with the black makes you look all villainy I thought we agreed that we would leave the grumpy Stefan at home if you're referring to the fact that Rebecca knows I killed our mother I've already come clean to Elijah my stuff remember when you killed dad I'm gonna dial down the judgmental desert as in the original witch what was she even alive I thought her hybrid freak show of a son ripped her heart out a thousand years ago that coffin was the only thing stopping clouds from tearing us to shreds anyone else feeling a little used right now the original family so I'm bad enough they're moving into town now they want a housewarming gift can we go back in time to the old Stefan who cared if Elena lived or died besides I expect you'll come calling that's not hold our breath [Music] that's great Clouseau finally be done we win why do you look like someone just shot a panda bear are you doing this he's right you know cause us to die they'll now see it's democracy in action well I'm surprised you have time to call with all this original sex you've been having yeah she told you she told me are you with this sexy psycho doctor goodbye Damon you have until 6 minutes after 9:00 to find oh how super specific of you you know me brain summer planning you too busy fixing a snack your friends in jail for murder you have to do something well I guess I could rip out doctor false accusations throat maybe your tongue you know I could shoot up a little tiny pieces and feed it to the squirrels stop it Damon guess me staying out of a suddenly sounds like a good idea doesn't it my mom must be really hurting right now should I said was Anya being mean I mean you hate me the earth is back on the texes dear diary a chipmunk asked me my name today I told him it was Joe that lie will haunt me forever what do you want what's up when we can hang you know a little brother bonding I mean I know we don't actually hang out we team up we joined forces to activate our wonder twin powers you know you don't have to disguise your true motives bloody dice if you want more sex just ask for it not enough liquor in the wild oh come on it was too good for you to be this hostile [Music] you'll have to excuse my little brother he's jonesing for some o positives easy there lushy pants it's been a hoot and a half but it's boys night you weren't invited rile him up it's testing he's being self-righteous it doesn't really matter what Elena thinks uh-uh none of that no more no humanity Stefan there's a road called recovery and we are on it don't worry about him take him out the chicken soup get him a martini make sure he's in kill anybody what is wrong with you we need human blood to survive were predators not puppies tell me and why are we here Rick the world can't stop just because you're an accidental psycho killer do you have any tact whatsoever Damon Salvatore my favorite student sage my hottest teacher easy there Rebecca I know she's to beat men for sport did you say that later this morning uh you're stress-eating now unless you're interested in a sage Rebecca sex a majestic Jessie make yourself scarce what the hell are you doing here just making sure the witch didn't turn into a toad or block of salt morning sunshine Hey how's Alaric indecent but fine so then does that mean there was no issues last night nope sighs Becca baby woke up Alaric no headlines about that council members then why do I feel like you're hiding something from me well maybe because you're paying off paranoid and control freaky how'd you bring me they say his psycho killers heart is through his stomach why do I always have to be Klaus Bates cuz he's obsessed with you I mean did you learn nothing from the moonstone in the soap dish why don't you play yours gotta admit even for me it's a little bit we ever flown first class or did you have to compel for that please use miles next time we can tell him not me to make him better baseball so you traveled across the country to get me to talk to a dead vampire and dead vampires redundant yes can we do this later my friend just got here and yes Damon I actually have some other records she doesn't want to want to stop at the motel and I mean I can't believe Cole was a vampire well didn't you find it weird that you made a friend so fast have you met you that helping alright we'll be what do you need candles and since pottery wheel you got a picture of her picture what our trip to Disneyland come on Rose you're not gonna actually make us wait are you I know you're obsessed with me tell me something about her um it's all for mother come something that matters Damon wait here why so you guys can make out some more don't be a dick listen your sister thank you like vampire reporters who is this very person scary Mary it's really old super creepy and how do you know her you know quite what is it creepy someone secluded I keep blacking out which means I'm still a threat to everyone I don't know right now is the best time for you to be going on a spirit quest Rick don't do that it's not funny oh come on it's a little funny what do you want Damon any medical advice for a friend Alaric you remember him right about 6 foot 2 try tanking the pieces is this the part where you give me a dream reimu listen rolling green hills yeah and I told you I'd use it against you don't blame me blame Bonnie the blood bank she fed him if you are so upset with me why did you feed me your blood to save my life because I do stupid things Bonnie Caroline's in there don't you even think for her did she just reject you too many times wow this is promising relax have you'll be here I'm sorry I forgot about her stellar track record in the dependability Department they're in a larks classroom you should go in from the south entrance hmm just a locator spell well how do we need you then almost how many desiccated hybrids to take to screw in a light bulb we've watered steps to say say it we won once more feeling we won them thank you turns out we make a pretty good team huh no it took a century and a half what happens when uh Elena makes a decision you know these things pan out stuff and probably make a list of pros and cons and date that both of our asses you didn't what I took her to the hospital what do you find your sister unconscious you call 9-1-1 not when you have a parade of vampires at your disposal have I told you lately how much I appreciate you not being the dumbest brother on earth our life is one big proverbial coin toss so Elena I leave it to you to make the decision whether it's trust me or not not did that give you brain damages lunatic siblings will kill you the first chance they get do we have a deal no no no no no did I mention no Elena it's up to you oh come on no I'm not halfway out of Virginia and Elena sells our souls of the originals it's her call you know no circle everything bad ever I was gonna use unit 666 but here that would be a little obvious so 1020 mini fridge couple bird cages box bull playboys one beef jerkey fide original you know creepy I need a minute just jam the witch locator bat-signal whatever and get on with it body it's about time sexy Bex where is Klaus let me guess call him see if the Grim Reaper's paid a visit you

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Length: 26min 46sec (1606 seconds)

Published: Thu May 07 2020