Vampire Diaries - The Best Of Kai

now that is gonna have to stop oh you think this is annoying mmm try listening to you and Bonnie bicker every five minutes so you've been following us of course I have you were the closest thing I have to a TV I mean you're no Baywatch but no I do not oh oh man you gotta watch it you like lifeguards like hot ones it's been a monumentally bad day in a sea of bad day so I'm gonna need to know who you are what you're doing here and how it relates to me or I'm gonna rip your throat out tempers gonna get you in trouble Damon sort of driven Bonnie away how many times oh oh oh wait I know thirteen I know I'm chatty sorry my name's a kid Malachi they expected me to be evil well these kids were murdered hello not everyone died I had a soft spot for one of my sisters otherwise I would have cut her lungs out I'm not just your spleen what you can survive without a spleen because I will kill Kai and anyone who comes in the way of me going home I heard my name well good I hope you know you could have just shown us the ascendant to begin with yeah but I wanted to feel your hand on my chest okay okay sorry seriously I'm just kind of rusty on the face-to-face type human interactions there weren't skinny jeans ah it seems wrong all bunched up also why are jeans so tight when the phones are so big I know what to tell you pal Oh God I'm that guy right that guy that won't shut up I hate that guy Oh massive this house was young cupcakes you on Twitter haha I just signed up you should follow me I mean for still fine better hiding spot why would we help you Kai well in case you haven't figured it out by now I'm a sociopath I know shocker I like being a sociopath you know I'm not burned by things like guilt or love so then this merge happened with my brother Luke and I won which is great because I absorbed his ability to do magic but now I can't stop thinking about how Luke died now lives life is ruined some horrible reason I can't shake you feel bad yeah so when I absorbed Luke's magic I must have gotten some of these qualities or something like empathy so I googled how to process emotional pain and they said if you if you write everything down in a letter and burn it you'll be healed so I started writing and this water literally started pooling in my eyes has that ever happen to you like like water just just oozing out of my eyeballs like I'm some alien creature excreting fluids you mean you cried yes you flown recently list of the whole whole liquid situation that the stripping before you go through security thing here why am I here uh well I spent 18 years in abandoned restaurants and now I'm showing off the fruits of my labor I don't mean the mystic grill oh you mean like like here here Mystic Falls sorry I'm nervous and he was really pretty why am I here Kai well I took the spell that was keeping supernaturals out of Mystic Falls and I am I like absorbed it like I hate it I guess it's cool huh first I eat magic and then eventually I lose it but yes you spell like that I mean come on magics losing out of me it's all over the place you know I didn't quite realize it was so out of control until I met the manager of the grill a few hours ago and he was all like yeah you can't come in here we're closed and you have an unconscious girl all over your shoulder and I was like don't judge me so then I gave him a heart attack tried kill it all I did was make him vomit uncontrollably which was like all right let's stop that it's been tried again and I think I broke his spine I'm not I'm not really sure because the first time I tried to spell he kind of exploded in blood look what the hell is wrong with you I just told you I have too much magic you know I wasn't until after my test front with the manager but I realized if I start to merge with Jo and my gushing fountains of magic turn her into that guy then I'm not gonna have a twin for the merge so Elena that is why you are here because I need to get my magic under control by practicing with you whether they're practicing on you Oh ApS silver lining after the manager finally stopped thrashing around I finally managed a cloaking spell thank you it's easy to do and undo phesmatos oculus table for three no idea you

Channel: Zoë .V

Views: 315,395

Rating: 4.9764137 out of 5

Keywords: Vampire Diaries, The Vampire Diaries, The Vampire Diaries Kai, Vampire Diaries the best of kai, bonkai, vampire diaries season 6, chris wood (actor), best of kai vampire diaries, Vampire (Character Species), Television Program (Media Genre)

Id: y2GJUH6hWRw

Length: 5min 44sec (344 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 28 2015