Jordan Peterson caught thirsting over E-girl

i have this funny clip about jordan peterson do you want to watch we can light the mood after if you want or we can watch it now it's upside down once we go down this road it's gonna we're it's we're not gonna get off it you know what i mean let's throw a laughing at the beginning before we get too deep into it you know jordan peterson i don't know if you guys remember nicole arbour she was famous for making videos like fat people what was it called that people are gross or something yeah and uh her music video that we made fun of is is in the dock right under that link if you want to use that as a refresher we watched the one that says uh jordan was horny replying to her oh yes sir oh [ __ ] dude that's right yes she put out this video average wednesday that's gonna yeah she's just a horrible person she got cancelled on youtube a while ago for just being a total creep weirdo and jordan went out of his way to kind of flirt with her right a dangerous yeah she she's the she's the one who said uh uh dear yeah dear fat people right they're fat people yeah yeah yeah no it's cool like the one thing that like fat people don't know is that they're fat so it's always great to remind them of that like they don't they don't think about that like literally all the time it doesn't like weigh on their consciousness from the moment that they wake up so i mean that's always cool that was that was mean like super mean spirit and but it wasn't the only reason that that she's horrible but anyway here he went on her show which i can't imagine as a popular show to to flirt with her and you know i'm wishing the best i mean she does look like michaela peterson i i mean i'm sorry are we are we just gonna not are we gonna avoid that yeah she literally is straight up not to get like super freudian or i mean i guess like in this circumstance is more uh would it be like reverse oedipus not really i don't even know what this would be you [ __ ] your daughter he wants to [ __ ] his daughter he's got the trumpian thing yeah yeah to be fair though it's a trump it's the trump thing to be fair though ivanka you know hit my line is fine we can we can salvage things you're into that i just i i just you know that uh what's her husband you know her husband will like [ __ ] like con he'll eat the hearts of your family what's he gonna do he's like a he's like a twig no no he he's the kind of guy who will send people to literally feed you your own heart i mean that's yeah he drinks the blood of contacts in the saudi government that man is [ __ ] disturbed and weird oh there's a name for reverse oedipus it's called the electra complex i'm just kidding but um but yeah no he he's just like pulling that back you're walking that back yeah now that you said he's going to eat my heart yeah you better make it i don't want that smoke i don't want that anyway let's watch this it's just a little goof at the top right here yes okay we don't have to say it out loud so then you know yes a dilf yeah i i think i can guess you know people say that you're kind of in like that silver [ __ ] nobody do you know what a silver fox is it's preferable to dead fox or senile fox yeah well it's more of like the george clooney like hot older yeah jordan peterson is such a hot older man but how does it feel to be put as like an intellectual like sexual superhero in there dude nobody nobody mate says that bro he looks like he looks like a like a like a wet dish rag that is covered in hair follicles like it's not he he now he's like doing the i guess the liver king oh come on bro they're friends there's two of the same girls what do you do nicole arbour ex michaela peterson adils wait what the title is would we do only fans what yo peterson's got his dick in hand let's [ __ ] go right now so wait i'm just curious how much my daughter and look alike doing only fans oh my oh my herself if nicole arbour's involved it's all right for me to beat my meat if i can't tell who's who the jazz region was exposed dimly no you guys took you you did the sound bite let's go okay jordan now is not the time we're talking about your daughter white hats of a thick mat of hair yeah i had these fantasies about my my grandmother and now my daughters as well my daughter's both nicole and and michaela i fantasize about my daughter's pubes brushing against me like a paintbrush i let her have her way that's just all appropriate oh come on jordan's stopping about your daughter yes stop yes oh god he's coming how many views does this have by the way they're they're associating with her i don't think she's like a big deal she has uh 89k views on that i'm not gonna lie i straight up think this is just like horny posting like they just or well i mean i guess like they're desperate okay jordan i i they're desperate for talent and the conservative side because like they have nothing like their top names they're top billable people are like stephen crowder dave rubin yeah that's what i'm saying like they're they can only cut so many like steve crowder dave rubin uh videos so they have to like bring other people in and this is you know nicole arbour is the the advice would we do only fans that's a really good question i mean they're probably gonna say no and then [ __ ] on sex workers i suspect for the entirety of that but you who would do that only [ __ ] and weirdos would do yeah basically oh i gotta really start over dude he said he said yes so yeah i said yes with much conviction yes as you know yeah dear wife a man can cheat on a woman because he doesn't get emotionally cha attached so i'm gonna [ __ ] this this girl here are you this is literally fresh and fit jordan peter yeah yeah yeah and you you better not say [ __ ] [Music] fellas if your girl be posting on ig she a thought she's for the streets she's not your girl no more don't let them post on instagram nice name what's jordan's wife's name does anyone know now listen here wifo he never mentions her listen here wifo i'm gonna [ __ ] i'm gonna titty [ __ ] this [ __ ] and i'm gonna put it on only fans too but it's okay you'll only see my car no it's all right it's all right to fantasize about a girl as long as as long as we're keeping it in the family she does look a lot like my daughter michaela peterson who definitely is not trying to kill me actively i'd really like to see you hassan uh give a whack at michaela i'd very much enjoyed it yeah i would i would hate that we could have a limp biscuit party a soggy waffle it's a good time it's true my daughter wants to kill me but i'll be honest it kind of turns me on because i'm trying to kill me too you know how much benzos i took buckle enough to kill a whole circus yes yes he's coming to terms with that he's just i mean the the conviction in that yes straight up implies that like this is what he's he's cranking hot loads he's he's [ __ ] he's spraying and praying i'm gonna continue this clip jordan and i want you to just take it easy all right yes okay thank you no grandma comments right yes okay thank you dilf yeah i i think i can guess you know people say that you're kind of in like that silver no one says or senile fox yeah well it's more of like the george clooney like hot older man when i think about george clooney immediately jordan peterson comes to mind how does it feel to be put as like an intellectual like sexual superhero in that way like you get like that category well i can't say that i've dwelled on that ah lola intellectually accepted jordan you are a sexism peterson don't fight it occurred to you bro conservatives are so twisted dude look at how flattered consciously let's say do you know what a milf is okay like like he's blushing you know what's funny about this is like it's so that's a real moment like that everybody wants to be like considered sexy or whatever like no matter how how uh prudish they might come across or uh and and obviously peterson was into it so so much that he posted it right holy [ __ ] i didn't realize he posted it it's like this kind of this kind of behavior and this kind of like admission of like knowing what milfs are and like probably watching porn all this other stuff like or uh you know having someone call you sexy like admitting that is is frowned upon a conservative circus unless the person that is like saying that looks like uh the the mom leading the the ty thing on [ __ ] sunday church like she just looks like i don't know she just has that fat cross you know she she hits the she hits the appropriateness markers so it's okay when she says stuff like that dude the fact that he is porn that is nuts dude that's nuts he's trying to make that a thing he wants to be that sex icon he wants he's like keep this going guys by the way she's been on her podcast twice someone has to pull up jordan peterson with the [ __ ] fedora that's when he was a sex icon you know what i'm talking about i got it i i think i can guess well my favorite response when he was calling the uh that girl fat nugget i got it already if you want me to pull it on here oh you got it yep my favorite response to him calling women ugly and fat is this man has a fedora kind of looks like joe rogan though you think so a little bit yeah tip tip tip milady i've been nice to you why will you not offer me your coochie ma'am i bought that horror dinner yeah she wouldn't need them put out it's outrageous these women today i'm about to be much much i'm about to be much less nice to you ma'am i would treat you like a queen why won't you respond to my text i'll tell you what bucko i just bought myself an ar-15 and you best not be at school tomorrow he just looks like a reddit atheist bro that's the this is the fit i mean he looks like a magician too i don't know what's going on i mean that's just a wild fit he really went out there he really put it all out there respect the fedora with the feather yeah [ __ ] thinks he's robin hood no he was doing like pua he's like yes this is called peacocking when you put an actual peacock feather in your fedora my favorite movie is uh dick tracy that's right he does he does my favorite movie is taxi look up to him he is a he's a really interesting character about male toxicity which i think is just a horrible word okay i mean that's like have you seen okay this is the last thing we should do when they get into the series though but like that that reminded me the way you said taxi it reminded me of him saying because i watch free guy on the plane is that good it's literally the worst movie of all time like it's probably one of the worst it was so bad that it was good kind of almost oh really yeah interesting at least it wasn't like one of those movies where it's like it's so bad but also not even in a good way the worst can i just want to give a quick plug to the i watched this movie the tourist like 10 times once when i was on vacation it's the worst movie i've ever seen and it's so fun to watch it was angelina jolie wait was it johnny depp johnny oh my god you guys the tourists wow anyway go ahead i just want to give that now we know why you where you stand johnny yeah or do you i don't know i have no idea uh yeah unconditionally yeah yeah um but yeah uh free guy jordan peterson review was excellent uh if you wanna he ref he reviews i'm gonna read it to you right now actually as a matter of fact yes please he said i went to a movie tonight at a theater what a miracle it's been maybe two years free guy fun smart creative and a perfect archetypal structure persona shadow anima self in that order perfect and i assume you started crying the perfect movie yeah he said it's a perfect movie a movie that's like basically just like juggling ip just deflects like how much ip they own uh you know it was just so awful it really reminds me of geppetto he worked to make the boy real and he was swallowed by a whale i'm tearing i tear up thinking of free guy [Music] you

Channel: H3 Podcast Highlights

Views: 74,177

Keywords: h3 podcast, podcast, h3h3, h3h3productions, ethan klein, ethan and hila, hasan, twitch, news, streamer, stream, Nicole Arbour, comedian, cringe, funny, weird

Id: kbz3qKMYU_g

Length: 13min 3sec (783 seconds)

Published: Sat May 28 2022