Jon Lovitz Appears as the Pathological Liar on Johnny Carson's Tonight Show

following is a public service announcement if you have a problem telling the truth this message is for you hello my name is Tommy Flanagan and I'm a member of pathological liars Anonymous in fact I might and the president of that organization that's who I am I didn't always lie no I used to tell the truth but then one day I I told a lie and I got away with it yeah told my parents had a brother that they'd never met I got mad at me for not telling him sooner and they kicked me out of the house yeah that's what happened so then I drifted for a while till I landed a job yeah as a stockbroker in India and I was about to make an investment in a cow when all of a sudden that I small Chinese man came up to me and before I knew it he is clipping my nails yeah that's what he was doing you know I was about to pay him for a job well done when out of the sky fella a herd of albino chickens and they swooped down on us and and gently sucked up all the air and I blacked out but when I came to I was I was in the middle of the ocean and a surfboard sir good - hi I was hanging a minimum of five at all times and then if you can believe how miniature tidal wave came along and I rode it all the way in the shore jumped off the board who do you think was there to greet me Chinaman's wife and she took my hand and together we joined pathological liars Anonymous so if you're out there listening and you want to stop your habit of lying just give us a call cuz we have meetings now every weekend at my house in Jamaica

Channel: Johnny Carson

Views: 774,924

Rating: 4.8156252 out of 5

Keywords: Jon Lovitz, Tommy Flanagan, Pathological Liar, That's the Ticket, The Groundlings, The Tonight Show, Johnny Carson

Id: pkYNBwCEeH4

Length: 2min 29sec (149 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 11 2011

Reddit Comments

[u/schwab002]

He's so slim!

[u/V4refugee]

He would make a good critic!

[u/[deleted]]

Not gonna lie, I didn’t Lovitz so much.

[u/TransposingJons]

I have the Best of Jon Lovitz on DVD....bought it for the People's Court skit. It kills me every viewing. (Jon plays the Devil being sued for breach of contract).

[u/RobertPaulsen39]

He has great timing. I’d never seen this before. Thanks for posting.

[u/Animal40160]

Yeah......That's what happened.

[u/australiano]

He use to be good and funny. But now that he owns that shit club, he's money pinching miser who rips off other artists. He's not funny anymore for me.

[u/jfk_did_it]

Any mommy would tell you he’s an ass who designed a shitty comedy venue

[u/jbcorny]

And my wife... Morgan Fairchild!...