Joke-Off with Michael Che and Colin Jost: Man Arrested at Bass Pro Shop

-Police in Louisiana arrested a man after he went swimming in the aquarium at a Bass Pro Shops. Employees said they would have gotten him out if there were only some fishing gear nearby. [ Laughter ] -Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, come on, James, Jimmy. -Whoa! [ Cheers and applause ] Michael Che! -Jimmy. -Michael Che is here! [ Cheers and applause ] What?! -Jimmy, Jim, Jamantha. [ Laughter ] A guy swimming in a Bass Pro Shops aquarium, and that's the best you can do? -What, you think you can do better? -You're damn right we can. -Oh, oh, my gosh! Colin Jost! [ Cheers and applause ] Colin Jost? You too? Well, you know what this means. It's time for a good old-fashioned "Tonight Show" jokeoff! [ Cheers and applause ] Alright, I think we all know the rules, but I'll repeat the setup. Police in Louisiana arrested a man after he went swimming in the aquarium at a Bass Pro Shops. And go! -Beep-beep-beep. [ Laughter ] Weirdly, he was charged with being too sober for a guy at a Bass Pro Shops. [ Laughter ] -[ Trills tongue ] Even worse, he wore his face mask as a banana hammock. [ Laughter ] -[ Mimics buzzer ] The guy wasn't in jail very long. It was more of a catch and release. [ Laughter ] -Boop, beep, boop. [ Laughter ] So, move over, "Up." "Bass Pro Shops Aquarium" is now the saddest Pixar film. [ Laughter ] -[ Trills tongue ] Meanwhile Sea World was like, "For 50 bucks, you can do whatever." [ Laughter ] -Bahm! They were able to catch him by baiting the hook with a little bit more crack. [ Laughter ] ♪♪ -Alright, it is time for round two. Here's the next story. A 94-year-old Virginia man received permission from Wrigley's to be buried in a casket shaped like a giant pack of Juicy Fruit. Go! -Beep. The man plans to be buried on the underside of a middle school desk. [ Laughter ] -Bahm! Permission? What are they gonna do, kill him? [ Laughter ] -[ Trills tongue ] At first the man's family loved the idea, but then quickly realized it was tasteless. [ Laughter ] -Beep and beep. Right now there's a carpenter taking measurements with a roll of Bubble Tape. [ Laughter ] -Beep! So in 1,000 years, archaeologists will still wonder what the hell is the fruit flavor is supposed to be? [ Laughter ] -Beep! And here to read the eulogy off a giant wrapper is Bazooka Joe. [ Dinging ] ♪♪ Alright, final round. Here's the last story. After 43 years, Chuck E. Cheese announced they've filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. Go! -Beep! So -- [ Laughs ] I started with way too much beep. [ Laughter ] -You came in hot, man. -Alright, I'll back it off. -Came in hot with the beeps. -So. -No, it doesn't say "so." [ Laughter ] -Sorry. Beep! -Yes. [ Laughter ] -Wow, so there might be some flaws in the business model of a rat who sells pizza to children. [ Laughter and applause ] -So. [ Laughter ] Okay, but before you close, I think my kid is still in your ball pit somewhere. [ Laughter ] Sorry. -Whahm! Which I think means that in 2024, Chuck E. Cheese will be President of the United States. [ Dinging ] -Ah, there you go right there! That was "Jokeoff!" [ Cheers and applause ] Give it up for Colin Jost, Michael Che, everybody!

Channel: The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Views: 495,111

Keywords: The Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon, Joke-Off, Michael Che, Colin Jost, Man Arrested at Bass Pro Shop, NBC, Television, Funny, Talk Show, snl, tonight, show, funny video, interview, comedy sketches, talent, celebrities, video, clip, highlight, Michael Che interview, Colin Jost interview, Saturday Night Live, Michael Che SNL, Michael Che Saturday Night Live, Cecily Strong, Michael Che Colin Jost, Colin Jost SNL, Tina Fey, Dennis Miller, Colin Jost Saturday Night Live, improv, improvisation, jokes

Id: M3VRiYHJxl8

Length: 3min 53sec (233 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 01 2020

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[u/tamaletorment]

This was hilarious, thanks! I’m so ready to see them on Saturday! :)