Johnny Depp Funny Moments (Uncensored) #1

[Applause] so I was just a bit of love I got to work there was a line of women and I said what are these people all doing here they certainly weren't here for me but they were there waiting for you to come tonight relatives I have a lot of brothers you know yeah stretch you have this very handsome this let's just be honest and say beautiful face [Applause] I've lost my train of thought [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] they look more kissing than I did in all of high school me too I don't believe that is that true true really yeah you are not popular in high school with the girls or talk show hosts you know I I do have a thing for talk shows well sure no no in high school I was not no I was kind of a long-haired okay so they were maybe intimidated or just like you were a scumbag or a loser or something like that that's pretty oh wow wow that's a hell of a that's really hooking it up I mean yeah so then One Direction went with your daughter back to your house you seemed somewhat jealous [Applause] you seem freaked out it does seem I mean it's not even just one person you got a whole group of guys to come to your of of handsome young men to come to your house is there something wrong with it no there's nothing wrong with it it's just it's I'll just say it doesn't happen for me it's great to see ya thank you for all the sweet kisses on the face [Applause] I hate to start things off negatively or awkwardly but last time you were here we kissed a few times I felt like we really hit it off we had a few laps together really seemed like we had some chemistry and then the next thing I know I hear you're engaged and I get no caller not even a text it's just it was rude is what a way to come in to do that and then to just disappear and I think you want to say yeah I know I know I feel I feel bad about it you do feel bad but I also feel like between you and I yeah it's kind of an anything-goes okay so I'm not out then I'm still potentially in oh your machines added to them rather than a person being added to the machine but what's going on [Laughter] [Applause] why do I feel like I just I just checked into prison and you're actually afraid of that little no no no I'm not afraid of that holding up put that right on my lips right now I don't care it's bubblegum flavor [Applause] on my face better I didn't realize you were an artist so what are we are we gonna do this or we I mean is this gonna happen it's been happening since I walked out here [Applause]

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Id: CKS97r-A-Fo

Length: 5min 52sec (352 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 02 2019