Johnny Depp is weird and humorous (funny compilation)

most definitely I think what I miss most about you know of Hunter is the is the are those 3 a.m. phone calls where he would say it could used to call me Colonel Colonel DEP we had that set of connection and but the 3 a.m. phone calls where he would say Colonel wake up man what do you know of the hairy black tongue disease do you like your ass like it mm-hmm I accept it ok all right what is your favorite what is your favorite swear word ass tell us about the first time you ever miss him and suddenly the front door opened of the bar I was way in the back he basically in his left hand he had a three foot cattle prod and in his right hand he had a taser gun the next thing I heard was oh no way you bastards and the sea parted and he arrived and then we shook hands and then we went back to his house and built a bomb well Johnny Johnny Johnny how are you I'm all right good to see it my friend itsumo thank you how was your how was your summer what'd you do were you working I was working yeah quaking movies I made a film oh yeah you don't [Applause] what he died the ashes think was that your idea with those who his wish excited his will that was his last wish what he what hunter wanted was to be blown out of a hundred and fifty foot cannon I think he knew that I was the only one stupid enough to make that happen and I did you're not being honest what is the strangest place you've hooked up with someone what strangest place you've hooked up with someone well um yeah she's in junior high yes she's verging on the teenager term which is frightening really frightened well there's helping things yeah well make up but believe me if that's all you got to worry about you're home free yeah yeah yeah I know she's yes she's she's quite astonishing I'm in big trouble now listen one night there was I guess Don Johnson was was one of hunter's neighbors up near where he lived and this is gonna be great wherever this goes I have a feeling oh it's good it was about 3:00 in the morning a hundred said Johnson's just called he's coming over we must ambush him Java's Cochran leaves and we're gonna actually bring out some other of your cast from the movie but what's really so rarely we didn't get along very well there's Oh No so this might be a knock-down drag-out listen I mean what happens when she comes home and says you know dad I've spent 14 years admiring your body art [Laughter] what do we do then Johnny my fear is that you'll she'll bring someone home that she's been admiring his body or her you're here so rarely I thought I would just get some questions out of the way that that I had on true or false you enjoy playing with Barbie dolls well not as much as I used to like you're the best character actor in the world well you are also appearing you've turned being a character actor into a global superstar no I think it's more like a some some form of schizophrenia this is just work for me and do they know I mean you're in show business he's in show business have you all gotten together there is that weird connection yeah Tommy once dreamed of being the first white Harlem Globetrotter that's true that is true yeah that was a great passion of mine a little kid No hence the dream that's yeah you love to paint pictures of elephants I do are you a good painter no out of nowhere one of the journalists in the audience asked me if I was a believer and I thought maybe he'd had some sort of and and how many elephants would you say you painted but 1111 just driving it out of a hat yeah I would like one of your paintings of an elephant I've got one I'd like one and then I have ten it's coming you're not going to answer me honestly Oh No Hey out of all your co-stars who's the best kisser Javier Bardem we would grab some weapons we loaded them up so that when Johnson came pulling in we started firing up into the air pulling the triggers quickly as we possibly could he didn't come in your action you go into you a bit and then suddenly you yeah cut like a new pleasure when the studio executives are kind of like oh so do they usually have a conversation with you are you doing that for the whole what is wrong with you my daughter lily-rose was desperate to go to the show and so we we got tickets and passes and things like that and and brought her to the show and introduced him and it was it was quite you know astonishing to see your child in this kind of lit frozen really really at all oh yeah did now do you remember when you were her age having somebody with that effect on yourself no so I said yes of course I'm a huge believer right and then about three and a half seconds later to the right of the room Justin Bieber enters how do they do that what is what exactly yeah a week if we've you know we summoned him up it went very well I know you are uncomfortable watching yourself work on the screen how do what did you do I didn't watch it yeah I think it's it's sort of I think it's about 10% atheist I think here's about 45% atheist but yeah they were offended by it I thought it was that's only because God lives in the Midwest doesn't he he's got a place there yeah [Music]

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Id: 6BBKUWred98

Length: 8min 18sec (498 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 19 2017