- The two of you together-- first of all,
the movie is hilarious. I was laughing so hard. And that whole gag reflex
thing-- I don't know how you both
didn't just lose it every single time. - I--I did. I basically ruined the-- I mean, I ruined,
like, 15 takes. - We did a lot of takes.
- Yeah. Had you met before? - Met, yeah. We'd met.
- Yeah. - But we didn't really know
each other. - I remember meeting Johnny--
I was invited to, like, some type of aftershow thing
in London. - Yes. - And it was the first time
we really hung out, and-- - How long ago was this? - Maybe four or five years ago.
- Yeah, four or five years. - And I went in,
and, you know, I thought I was, like,
sort of cool until I met him. - [chuckles] - And then he was,
like, so cool and rolling cigarettes
and stuff and-- and I was like, "Wow,
I'm a total nerdy mom, and I'm like"-- [laughter] And then he was like-- oh, I was like, "Wow, you can
roll a cigarette like that?" And he's like-- - It may not have been
a cigarette, Gwyneth, but-- [laughter]
- Got a good point. - So you didn't
really know each other, and then you worked together. Were there surprises? Were there--
he's hilarious, isn't he? That, to me, I think...
- No. - Is a surprise to
a lot of people, is how exactly funny he is. - He's the funniest person
I've ever worked with. I wet myself and, like,
pitted out laughing. [laughter] Was that--
was that in the bathtub? [both laughing]
- No, it wasn't. - 'Cause--because I did wonder. [laughter] - Why the water was staying
so pleasantly warm? - It was so warm. [laughter] - So what drove you crazy
about Johnny? Tell us the worst thing
about him. - [clicks tongue]
- [laughing] - He's sort of perfect.
- Yeah. - I mean, he's pretty amazing.
- Aw. - Something must have--
no, something must have driven you crazy
working with him. - You know how, like,
your alarm clock might go off, and it might say, like,
"Oh, it's 8:00. I need to get up
and go to work." - Right. - I think when
Johnny's goes off, he's like, "Oh, I need
to sleep for six more hours." [laughter] - Because I have to work today. - Right.
- [chuckles] - He just has a different--
he's too cool to follow a regular
24-hour schedule like we do. - I see. - I mean, my on time
is just slightly late. That's all.
[laughter] - Right. - Well, then why don't people
tell you, like, an hour or two earlier
so that then you would be. - I've begged them to. I've begged them to. - And they don't do it?
- They won't. They won't fool me. - [laughing] - What did--what just-- they don't fool you? - They can't fool me that way.
- I see. And what does Gwyneth do
that is--drives you crazy? - She's just Gwyneth. [laughter] She's just--
look at her. - Yeah.
- Yeah. - She's fantastic.
- She's a wonderful thing. - She is a wonderful thing. - All the way. Yeah. - You each have two children. How old are your kids now,
Gwyneth? - My daughter's 11,
and my son is 8. - That's crazy.
- I know. It's going fast.
- And your kids, Johnny? - My boy's 12,
and my daughter's 15. - And have they met? Have your kids met each other? - Our kids met Jack on set.
- That's right, yeah. - Mm-hmm.
- Yeah. - And what's the easiest? The girl or the boy? [laughter] Yeah, I'll start with Johnny. - Ha! Um... Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. - Are they both hard? - They're both wonderful. [laughter] - But, you know, as a--
as a grown man and a father and, you know, a man,
uh... there's--you-- there's nothing you can
understand about a teenage girl. Nothing.
- Yeah? - [laughing]
- Yeah. - Really? - Yep.
[laughter] No, she's amazing.
- But you're so cool. - The problem is, she's more-- infinitely more sophisticated
than I am, and she can run circles
around me, and she knows that
she's got me wrapped... - Oh, I see.
- Around her pinky. - But she has to know
how cool you are, right? - I don't think
she would ever think that. - Really?
[laughter] - Most likely not. - That's just insane
that your daughter wouldn't understand how cool-- Does--do your kids know
how cool you are? - Well, I thought
they thought I was cool until-- we were just on holiday, and my son asked me not to walk
near him on the sidewalk. audience: Aw. - Yep.
- Which felt great. And my daughter was like, "Mom, we're going to brunch
without you, bye." And I was like,
"You realize I'm here alone. Like, if you guys go..."
[laughs] They're like, "We're fine.
We're going by ourselves." So, yeah, Moses didn't want
to walk next to me after she didn't want
to have brunch with me, and I was like,
"You know, like, I'm, like, in movies and stuff,"
you know? And he's like, "Exactly." [laughter]
