John Pinette, 1990

John Pinette hello I miss I missed an aerobics class to be here this was real important to me oh it's wonderful to be here it's wonderful to have you John well thank you sir uh you know it's been tough traveling though I went on one of these commuter airplanes a few days ago these planes with propellers I don't like those I like to see jets cuz on these propellant flights they ask you how much you weigh and I'm like well if it's that close I ain't goin cuz we'll get up around 12,000 feet they'll decide they have to lighten the load a little bit you know what I'm saying everyone's looking at me passengers ja chanting throw out the fat guy throw throw out the fat guy with a man sitting in c5 a and B please report to the pilot with the man I said that's it I'm not going out I started jumping up and down gonna find go we all go made him very nervous well you a great crowd what do you say we go to an all-you-can-eat buffet after this oh I love going there but not for the food no that would be wrong I go to scare the managers it's a fun thing yeah cuz I grabbed a plate of food like everybody else but I walk in they look at me like I'm gonna a whole restaurant for $5.99 Jimmy get in here there's a fat guy go look just bring the prime rib back in the kitchen get me my rifle if that's the way they feel that's why I torture them I walk in I kicked down the door I'm starving can we help you sir yeah I get me and 10 of my friends from Weight Watchers we're going off the wagon tonight can you help us out the worst part about it is if we like it we're coming back we're starving well I think we should pause right now for a commercial message the rock and roll video of the 80s has arrived all the great bands of rock and roll's sung by Alvin Simon Theodore chipmunk rock video with Bon Jovi I'm a chipmunk rusty how hard cider I'd I'm haunted dad hahaha hi shot through the heart and you're to blame you give a healthy and a bad name and if you like know you get chipmunk reggae he was a Buffalo Chip ah here I gotta man you get chipmunk bunk with Miami Sound Machine must you buttered up into that car my name's dump enough thank you very much Oh

Channel: Hey Hey It's Saturday

Views: 912,345

Rating: 4.8547783 out of 5

Keywords: John Pinette (TV Writer), Hey Hey It's Saturday (Award-Winning Work), Daryl Somers (TV Producer)

Id: ILeLKbG0dbk

Length: 3min 40sec (220 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 10 2015