Joe Rogan Experience #2127 - Eleanor Kerrigan

Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan podcast by night all day hello Ellen no a great deep breath you really took that in what's going on what's cracking kid nothing I'm excited to be here excited to have you woohoo how's La treating you LA's good uh I mean I'll be honest I haven't been there a lot after I filmed my special I just I mean I'm on the road so much right so which is good and then I get to go to Philly in between I hang out with my mom so I'll in between gigs I'll just hang out with my Mom's instead of going back to uh LA but I feel like I haven't been yeah I think I was there for five days last week yeah becomes when you do the road all the time your house sort of just becomes some stop yeah but I have no responsibility whatsoever like I don't have a I don't have a plant I have nothing like so nice what a free what a free existence you've carved out for yourself what an [ __ ] so selfish it's funny because people think about it that way like you have to have things you're responsible for otherwise you're a bad person yeah I I always tell my mom I'm living her what she would want wanted to do had she not had 10 children 10 children yeah good times isn't that crazy keep it up lady 10 kids is so Bonkers who does that how about on the ninth one you're like one more her worst pregnancy the ninth one the ninth one long longest uh delivery my little brother Bobby she said that's how lazy he was he wouldn't come out he's so lazy she said he was hanging on for dear life I'm like why and she's like cuz he's lazy it'd be an interesting study to have 10 kids and just to see like what makes them come out different cuz they're they are [ __ ] this is one thing like having children seeing them from babies you realize like oh they're different right out of the box yeah like it has zero to do with like what you tell them this is what you should do like a lot of them is just how they come from the factory exactly and you always think like I know this genetic stuff like there's you inherit stuff genetically whatever you know I'm pretending I know what I'm saying and uh epigenetics yeah but my oh that's good yeah I remember that anyway I asked my mom to write this thing for me like what she was going through with each kid just to see if I can get it cuz we are all different like in the craziest way oh like in her life yeah like what was going on and it is interesting cuz when it gets to my brother Charlie like she was going through stuff with my dad and physically her whole body she was pregnant she her kidneys were failing and they had to literally move him to the side ex you know operate on her kidneys take it out whatever before it like killed the baby oh my God and it was insane like she tells the story I'm like oh what how right why and then she said they put it back cleared her out she was good the kidneys didn't affect anything and then they assumed Charlie was going to be stillborn so she they the nurse came in and she was like real down and the nurse goes um are you nervous you're going to miss you're going to lose this child and she's like is this your first and my mom goes no this is my sixth and she goes you go right ahead and lose that baby oh my God the nurse said that a different time oh my God imagine if a nurse said that today she'd be executed on the spot were so different before social media yeah it was so cool what is what is that is it accountability is it that we're now influenced by so many different people is it like a lot of it is just more [ __ ] like people can't just say what they really think because they're just terrified they're going to get attacked by so many people so you [ __ ] more mhm and that lady was telling the truth yeah she was telling the truth that's all she did and she was in in a weird way she was trying to encourage your mother to feel better like hey you've got six kids you're going to be fine this you're good you you can lose this one right she was just being serious and by the way Charlie's in his 50s he's fine just amazing it's just they didn't know a lot back then you know I don't know which one of your brothers I've met you've met Jimmy uh I know that and he tortures me he's like I want that car I'm like car he's a car guy the Bronco oh obessed the Bronco like I'll come there I'll take it I'll just take it I'm like oh God I remember this one night at the comedy they're crazy this I don't know if you'll remember this because it was more like I was a nervous wreck Jimmy was visiting he worked so like he installed computers all over the country so he would come to La a lot and he'd just pop in to The Comedy Store and we'd be like oh [ __ ] my brother's here so we're hanging out you we were all hanging out like in the what is it called like the back where the parking lot is kind of but like in you know in the little so you're sitting on the the ledge and uh don Baris was saying crazy [ __ ] to me right and in a way Don does it we love it we love it but I'm dying and he's saying like horrible [ __ ] right but we're crying laughing and then and Jimmy was like just taking it in like the [ __ ] is this and you looked at you looked at Don and you go uh don look at his calves rethink what you're saying cuz Jimmy has these ridiculous calves and he's he's like popey he was wearing shorts yeah of course jean shorts I'm positive he's an idiot but I was like Don you're about to get smashed he's like dude calm down and you're like Don and it just made me laugh so hard like every time I think of that Jimmy was in a lot men who don't know or understand dangerous men are hilarious and Jimmy walks on his knuckles he's got giant hands like yeah everybody always sees his hands and they're like oh god well it's also from a different part of the world right it's basically like P picking a fight with a Russian like Philadelphia dudes they're [ __ ] different animals they not they fight way more often it's like Philly Boston there's like there's like a few cities like that parts of New York where you better shut the [ __ ] up man yeah just take it in they'll they'll [ __ ] hit you quick a lot quicker than you think like you're not going to have any room for talking your way out of this you're going to get hit it's not going to help Don I remember Don's face like what I remember thinking like oh my God what happens here your brother's your brother's GNA beat the [ __ ] out of poor Don Baris and Don's just saying you know well that was a thing though Don would do that to everybody he would go on stage in the later spot the last spot in the O and that show was done it was done two hours ago and somehow or another still people in the audience so those people in the audience they're the strangest of people like some of them are just n dwells nothing's ever worked out for them but then finally at 1:30 a.m. in Hollywood on the sunset STP on Tuesday they found their tribe yeah they found their tribe and it's just them and a few other [ __ ] stragglers and Don Baris and Don Baris is telling you how big his dick is and he's like and he's put his his foot on the table and staring people the eye he's just doing he's developed a style to do like kind of anything to get laughter out of people that have seen everything everything you have to understand for people that are listening how The Comedy Store works you get there the show starts on a regular night starts at 8 o' what is it what is it potluck what night does it start on potluck pot potluck is Monday now it was Sunday and Monday right for a while it was Sunday Monday Tuesday for a while we were ding Tuesday too what what time when does potluck start I think it starts at 7:00 okay so for that might be Don bars might go on at the end of all the comics who go on after the end of all the open micers so there's there's there might be people that are on [ __ ] all kinds of [ __ ] oh yeah methodone [ __ ] hatol how many drinks they had their whole life's a mess they've been texting their acts through the entire show and she's not texting back he [ __ ] lost lost people the drgs of society and Don Baris would have them left over yeah and I've seen people like women walk out on their guys cuz they're just Don's like let me spit in your mouth you know it's what I'm like you want another rum and coke like I'm trying to sell drinks it's so crazy was just he was just trying to I mean he he essentially developed a style to just the king of late night yeah well he put on a show right it wasn't just his standup like he had a show yeah like he really need he'll play music sometimes yeah there was a lot going on he was entertaining you which is interesting it's like he's he's an Entertainer he's truly the freest of entertainers like when I go up I'm I still get nervous I don't know if you get nervous at all sure you do because sometimes I feel like an idiot if you care about something you're going to get nervous there you go yeah so I panic a little but Don bars just just doesn't just walks up like hey it's me like he just maybe it's from years of doing the warm-up as well I think that too I think it's a reps thing it's reps how many reps do you put in on stage like some of those guys in New York that were hosts they would get better really quick especially at they delivery because if you're hosting these nights in New York where people are doing seven minutes you're going on stage you're interacting with the crowd over and over and over again yeah and you find a way to be yourself mhm it's it's like the inauthentic thing that a person does on stage you feel it while you're doing it the audience feels it and they might laugh still but you know that you're not really but then when someone figures out how to be just them for whatever reason like Sebastian he had to figure that out sure sure it took him a minute but he did and when he figured it out it was like in instantaneous murdering it went from a guy trying to figure it out to oh I got it Joey do you remember the early days of Joey Joey Diaz yes interesting well do you remember I do Joey used to bomb Joey used to bomb it was crazy it didn't make any sense he was the funniest guy in the parking lot and then he would get tents when he would go on stage and he wouldn't have a good set it just wasn't him interesting yeah it was like more jokey joke like he was trying to be comedian he was trying to be some guy that's on late night television or something maybe because I I saw him in this that light the parking lot light or he would [ __ ] with me if I was waiting tables so I it would make me laugh I so I didn't I didn't judge what he did on stage the funniest guy of all time talking to people just if if we were if there's a few of us hanging around and Joey came over all of a sudden the life of the party was there and everybody had a big smile on their face oh Joey's here you know would be fun but he it took him a while and what it was was like getting his heartbroken by deals that didn't happen agents that didn't follow through managers that [ __ ] him up or [ __ ] him over Y and and then he eventually is like [ __ ] these people [ __ ] these people and he just brought that energy on stage like he thought it was over he thought I don't have a career I'm probably going back to prison I just got out of prison like when I met Joey he was not out of prison very long no I mean yeah 90 when did he come to La 96 7 somewhere around that yeah I I I I know I was on news radio because Joey would come visit me on the set and they would like who's this [ __ ] criminal that's eating all the shrimp like listen leave him alone he would go in the VIP cuz the VIPs had their own separate like green room yeah and uh they they actually could watch the performance from The Green Room I think at one of the sets and so anyway they had like really good food cuz it was like Network Executives and so they had shrimp cocktail and so Hollywood was alive you got Joey Diaz this [ __ ] Savage and he was Joey was like built like a football player back then too like but Joey wasn't like big belly Joey Joey was like 235 240 lbs jacked big Cuban dude who was kind of Street kind of sketchy little scary you know like high energy 35-year-old Joey you know and so they were like who the [ __ ] is this guy that's so funny that's a great image though it just took something happened to Joey and it was right around the time where he got big too where his belly got big it's just like he just gave a didn't give a [ __ ] about anything anymore and he figured out a way to just beat that guy who he was in the parking lot on stage and he did it like that he did it like that Theo Von did it like that Theo Von I remember that did now I remember his remember his break for sure in the beginning it was like God this guy's funny but it's so weird the ACT is weird he seems awkward but but interesting he was trying to please too many people or something or trying to be something you wasn't and then once he started being himself yeah unbelievable it was just finding that authenticity you know and that's like exactly what we're talking about with with like these hosts in New York when they do all these sets if you can get a job hosting I know it doesn't pay anything and you're committed to it all night long like if you're a comic you could definitely make more money on the road sure but that is there's something to that in terms of like training sessions yeah first of all you have to start the show which is wor death I always tell those guys at the mothership like you for the first five minutes you're doing a job yep a real job a real job like for the first five minutes you're massaging people's feet you know you're like [ __ ] washing you're washing hair that way forever [ __ ] polishing people's Nails you're doing a job you feel good it's not as simple as like you just doing your act you got to get the audience hypnotized yeah you got to get them hypnotized to laugh when I open for dice there's that's how it is it's a cold you just go out there and sometimes people are like are you going to introduce yourself I'm like what kind of [ __ ] Callen was at the Irvine Improv once and I opened for him just for fun just just cold open just went out there for him it was fun it was a good time it was fun but it was like whoa you we're jumping right into this yeah it's a little easier cuz they were happy to see me but but if but if it was not that sort of situation you know and you're know unknown right and you're not the person that people came to see they're like all right what do we got here and if you're a chick oh forget it that is I've always said this and I think this needs to be recognized like women are limited in the way the audience is willing to perceive them right off the bat just willing willing to you have to break through boundaries in order for them to take you even remotely serious like you start off if a man starts off at zero a woman goes on stage she starts off atg -3 minimum immediate immediately if a guy sees a girl go on stage how many guys like your brother if he sees always yeah sees a girl walk on stage they're like oh for with dice what they look at me when I come out they're like is this a sacrifice what is this what's this who's this but but now they know me but once but once you're proven they're like oh okay but it's a harder gig absolutely it's a harder gig for a woman and then women have these two other boundaries if you talk about sex then then people like think you're a [ __ ] and you're they disrespect you right or like you can talk about how men suck you can talk you can talk about a few things you can't talk about politics you start talking about politics to a bunch of men like shut the [ __ ] up I got opinions too they just start they start yelling at you [ __ ] that [ __ ] Russia collusion in the steel dossier they'll start yelling at you like facts and things you can't talk politics it goes back to the 50s like you're who are you why are you speaking what is wrong with you if you're a guy you can do political humor there's not a lot of female political satirists like think of all the SS and the Lenny brues he goes back to the 60s how many women would you put in the political satius category right I mean now Rosanne Rosanne Rosanne was kind of like forced into that they forced her into that true yeah yes I mean I'm they it's not well it's political in that we talk about like abortion and stuff like that I shouldn't say she was forced in that because that was one of the issues that they had with her when she was on that show is that she loved Trump well wait right she got fired for it she got fired for her she got fired because she was ambient up in the middle of the night she made some tweets about the lady from uh the government that looks like the lady from the Planet of the Apes yeah yeah and she didn't know that that lady was black she thought that lady was Jewish and she talks about it on stage she like I thought that [ __ ] was Jewish and if you look at her you get it like she's very light-skinned and she has straight hair and you know unfortunately the joke that she was making the only reason why she could make that joke cuz it kind of works right like you know it's pretty accurate right but it's not she was just an old lady who has a mental health issues who's on ambient and a host of other drugs and people wanted to ruin her life for something she didn't even [ __ ] remember doing that's the crazy part bro they do they dope people up with all kinds of wild [ __ ] and then they make you responsible for what you did when you were on that wild [ __ ] that seems so crazy Ambien is the [ __ ] scariest to me Kevin James made a turkey I think it was a turkey he made a meal and then woke up in the morning saw the plate of food he like what the [ __ ] he thought someone broke into his house and cooked he didn't remember anything it's I was living with dice when he was on ambient it was brutal he would move the car in the middle of the night the middle of night it got we thought it got stolen one time and here he parked it in front of somebody's driveway so they towed it but he like moved the [ __ ] car like dude he would he would wake me up as these characters he was he would listen I it's enough to live with dice I don't need extra characters he wake you up his characters he would he he would do this black guy I I forgot his name he would do this military guy it was always hey wake up and I'm like ah like like my father's back what you know like crazy so funny oh yeah he so funny he would do some crazy [ __ ] so I believe Kevin doing that but Andrew would eat wild stuff like oh yeah people do that that there's people that have been in like shootouts with the cops off thank God did Kevin is Kevin off it I hope uh I do not know um what this wasn't there someone who like drove to his his in-law's house and killed them with a crowbar oh Jesus like something crazy that's some guy did something crazy on ambient that's ambient and anger mixed together thing is it's like you could take a person who's not that smart and maybe has a real problem with their in-laws you know like maybe the maybe the father and him have even gone to blows you know who know that [ __ ] happens get a picnic too many Bud Lights next thing you know dudes are doing it out here Sleepwalker acquitted of murdering mother-in-law after 15m Drive wow what what the [ __ ] dude I look how we're so ghetto we have to we can't even look through the LA Times well just they there just they're nickel and diming everybody you have to pay for everything it's like um a Toronto a man was acquitted of murdering oh it's Canada it's Canada it's toron they living in Narnia up there a man was acquitted of murdering his mother-in-law after saying he was sleepwalking when he drove 15 miles to her house and hit her with an iron bar and repeatedly stabbed her onaro Supreme Court deliberated N9 hours before finding Kenneth Park's nearby Pickering not guilty on Thursday what about the ambient though more they try to hit you again is that what he was drinking Joko whatever that is does it say ambient or does it say just sleepwalking it's just said sleepwalking right because he's in a sleep State there is a my nephew's a Sleep Walker but was this guy on ambient does this have anything to do with ambient or is it a different story that's what I typed in and that's what popped up let me see if another story yeah there was something about a guy that's so crazy who drove maybe I [ __ ] the story up seems like that's pretty similar that's so similar seems like I might have [ __ ] the story up this happened in 1987 so I don't was amban even around oh wow no this is not that story then it's definitely a more recent story8 yeah cuz no this is a story while I was uh a grod ass man okay living in Los Angeles it happened remember I don't remember what what I thought it happened in America that's no it might have been Canada can is silly they are silly it's like if you let your cousin who's like 17 run the house while you go out of town for a week and then you come back home be like what the [ __ ] are you doing what that's Canada oh [ __ ] local cases involving man who shot at five people test ambient defense in court that's a recent one huh that's 2023 oh [ __ ] is it h so what is this guy trying to say I I just he said he shot at five people while he was on ENT no memory wow he said no memory the shooting two random cars in the middle of the night four years ago but he's probably telling the truth and I know Roseanne is telling the truth I know she's telling the truth yeah she was on ambient and she was smoking weed and I think I don't know if she's drinking alcohol but listen Roseanne likes to party but also you get like she likes to party she's drinking and doing it that's a that's a real dangerous combo and look everybody shouldn't understand this because you kind of know but you really need to know and I talked to there was one of the reasons why I had Roseanne on my podcast right after she got in trouble I wanted everybody to know what I know Roseanne got hit by a car yes when she was 15 years old and she spent nine months in a mental health Institute when she was a child she couldn't count after that she had Straight A's in math after that she couldn't do math wow she she was [ __ ] up and that wild impulsiveness led to an amazing career as a standup comedian that probably came at least somewhat some part of it came obviously came out of her creativity and her performing and her work ethic and all the good things that are she's funny she's awesome but that wildness is part of that injury and that that wildness exists in football players it exists in former Fighters it exists and there's a lot of people that are running around out there that have brain injuries and if you get someone a brain injury and then you dope them up with Ambien and then marijuana and then who knows what the [ __ ] out you're taking ketamine and working Fox News she just Mainline in Fox News she's just [ __ ] Tower seven Tower 7 she's just taking it you have a device that you can tell everybody what you're feeling in that moment that's crazy and you're you know it's like you're trying to get responses out of people see what the people think it's almost like testing an audience for some people and if they don't understand how to manage it like psychologically right how many Comics have we seen just get addicted to like being on Twitter all day like get out of there man you're you're losing your life in that box it's insane it's insane I don't know how people do it it's so bad for you I'm a little addicted to Tik Tock yeah Tik Tok is this ation no it's not but I think I wonder if Tik Tok is what I wonder if it's better for you to just scroll at videos of things happening that are nonsense sometimes there's news but but maybe that's better cuz that doesn't like I don't have Tik Tok but I have Instagram and Instagram does not make me feel the way that Twitter makes me feel Twitter makes me feel like I'm watching a fight between cats like it's a cat fight in a house just I just want to get the [ __ ] out of I don't want to be a part of this yeah and it's also like a very poor it's it's a very clearly poor management of time and resources if you're using your time and resources to argue constantly on Twitter but your your life has to be a mess has to it has to be a mess it's impossible for you to only be disciplined in like in this area where you like contain yourself in this are the rest of your life though everything locked down you don't have any problems but when you go after Twitter it it doesn't affect you and it doesn't affect the rest of your life [ __ ] [ __ ] you're fighting with the Invisible Man but that stuff is out there forever it's yeah it's out there forever and it's also just a it's 100% proof that you are engaging in a foolish waste of your resources exact 100% undeniable proof dice would have been in as much trouble as Roseanne if Twitter was I it might have been a thing but he probably didn't know how to use it but no cuz we it's been 20 years so many he'd been so many controversies but I'm saying expect it from Dice though maybe they didn't Roseanne was like America Blue Collar sweetheart for the longest time when she was on TV yeah right she was beloved and then she grabbed her [ __ ] I was the national anthem national an who knows what she was on back then you know listen this lady they've been medicating this lady left and right her whole life and she's always she's always like I don't know if they got the formula right this time let's let's move it around she's still working it so good she got a lot of money and I'm sure those doctors God bless her sure those doctors are helping out but you know like they were telling her at one point in time that they were threatening her royalties that if she kept talking about things how is that possible it's her show yeah but they can do things they can they can pull deals see like if you're not making any money anymore but you own a piece of a television show and and also we're dealing with it's 2024 I'm not in the TV business anymore but I kind of know how it works and in 2024 I don't know how many people are buying old sitcoms I'm sure like Netflix and streaming sites maybe they could use but if they just decide you know hey we don't want Roseanne on the platform like there's shows you can't get yeah like 90 sitcoms you can't find Grace Under Fire try finding that show no and I loved that I I loved her I should say she used to work at the store but she was wild but she was funny I think towards the end of her tenure there she might have [ __ ] lost the plot she she got I remember her showing up she was crazy she I heard she's got a little little nuts and she had she had substance problem fny she's a very funny comic too back in the day she would call and ask me to do her like Bizarro favors at the store and um favors yeah like just to see if certain Comics were there she she would have like crushes on certain Comics so she's like hey so call me if they come in I'm like God I was like are you coming in cuz you're like hilarious you're one of the ones I laugh at so are you coming in that's hilarious um but she then she just stopped coming but I think she did have some but there's a thing called um TV Land which goes way back I believe cuz I have like nieces and nephews that are like jery I Love Lucy I'm like yeah reruns they're like it's my favorite show but they watch now on like TV Land is TV Land um is I think it's a Channel or could be on an app I don't know I can't keep upid both I think most I still have cable it's why I don't own house expensive most things have to be both now like you can't just be a channel anymore you kind of have to be a channel and an app I think you're right yeah if you're just a channel they've merged with the apps yeah so yeah my nieces watch the oldest shows and you know I don't I don't see like nobody comes up says like the bunker or what's that called Arie All in the Family All in the Family that's my favorite but people don't say that one to me so I wonder if that's available but it's definitely available because people send me little videos like Instagram videos AR bunker yeah you see them on Tik Tok I don't use that Chinese spyware I preer my spyware to be American oh yeah good for you people in this country this country sneaking around in my data and finding out what I'm researching I'm so lonely I want them all to to know where I'm at every have an app let's go bring it on [ __ ] yeah it's just weird it's Tik Tok uh but I my nieces were like you have to get on Tik Tok so I did but I stink at it I don't I don't know how to excel at it I do watch the video so well you got to be trans first of all hey can you can you at least fake it no it's not fair I transition when I was a kid and my mom wouldn't let me I begged I begged I think I was like seven or eight I wanted to be a male body Builder really and my mom was like imagine if that was around today and you lived in Santa Monica oh I would be halfway somewhere at least if I was a kid now yeah I'd have one nut maybe half a tit we'll see but I'm saying like I would I begged I told my mom I wanted I took a picture out of a male bodybuilder magazine I ripped it out and I was like this is what I want and my mom was like the guy like I like no I want to trans I want to be a male bodybuilder and I want to I didn't know transition I just said I want to be a boy and she was so mad cuz she had four boys in a row and she begged for a little girl and then I came out and I'm like What's Up [ __ ] you know like how much that you what's up [ __ ] was affected by the fact that you have all those Brothers sure just surrounded I didn't know it any difference yeah of course cuz my little sister Edie is she's she's not girly by any means but she's not as Butchy as I was if you but she still played the sports and stuff and fought whatever but she didn't she wasn't at we were just surrounded you know the two of us if we had dolls they'd rip their heads off you know so I'd be like oh cool it looks better and then we color it in and just do dumb [ __ ] so I don't remember girly stuff I know my mom would beg me to do it or wear a dress and then I I played Rumble fumble in my communion dress she was pissed well just the amount of boy behavior and you're trying to fit in and you're the youngest yeah well not the youngest but at the time yeah and then I remember this boy saying to me cuz I liked boys but I was very boy how many older brothers do you have I have five older brothers okay so when you were born you're born into a home with five boys surrounded yeah crazy that's the early developmental time where you're kind of like forming your view of the world yeah and you you have no evidence the girls are even real for years for years like talk to me why am I not like these I did I had to share a room with my sisters and they my mom put this big like canopy bed in there and it's a little tiny row home in the middle room is like a glorified closet and so she put this canopy bed in there you could barely open the door and then when I slept in I wet the bed for a long time so they kicked me out so I had to sleep in my brother's room so there was seven of us in the front room I I don't know why I'm pointing like it's over there but you know what I'm saying like just so I was now I'm in the room with that and that's all I know that's it so I'm doing everything they do I'm playing football I'm outside with a helmet what is she slow no she's got a game and you know what I mean like I was I was joking on the um I did the ru garbage podcast with those guys they're so funny and I I remembered a story cuz they were asking questions and I remembered when I would play like handball or stick ball I take my shirt off and tuck it in the back of my pants and spit and everything like no shirt like and my mother saw me Jesus Christ you know but I was eight or something I don't know but I didn't care I was like that's what they do isn't it funny that a woman's nipples mean something why yeah it's cuz there's it's funny I mean it's so it's so odd because even a woman that has the smallest of breasts yeah her nipples like you can see them like it literally is the same form as a young boy like if you have a 13-year-old boy and a very thin woman who has no breasts yeah they're very similar yeah but one of them when you realize it's a woman you're like ain't that crazy you're essentially literally looking at the same organ the same part of the body same exact it's not like you're looking at a vagina or a dick yeah those are significantly different you're just looking at nipples female nipples make you go oh oh cuz there's a slight drop behind it I don't know have you seen the hack These Hoes found how how to do on Instagram what they breastfeed face fake babies you can breastfeed so they got they got a rubber baby and these hotties these hotties are pulling out giant melons and they like shake them in front of the audience and squeeze them and then they stuff them in the fake face of a fake baby and this one girl she's got her other tit out too like [ __ ] it what if he gets hungry on the other side so she's got both tits out a fake baby fake tits too big giant ass fake tits and fake baby and it's you're allowed to do it because you're allowed to show breastfeeding for educational purposes oh so this is how I'm going to get more followers you just gave me the Insight These Hoes are scandalous check out my new Tik Tok they know wow I don't know if it's a Tik Tok thing I bet it'll probably get you kicked off Tik Tok there here they oh look at the B oh Jesus Mary and Joseph that fake baby and big ass f things on there what a filter by the way not a lot of attention but that's the one I'd watch with the football play like an idiot quite a few of these going around wow glad you knew about it that the most obvious that's a shitty fake baby it is it is that's a that's a dead baby people are ring your baby's dead no but your milk is poisonous lady there's some people that get really good fake babies you have to look at the baby real I think that's a rubber so they're just getting away with showing their tips got okay okay think essentially it's an ad for only fans I was going to say yeah Oh that's oh God so that's somebody's fetish yeah it's well it's just the fact that they get to show their tit I don't even think it's someone's fetish it's probably definitely someone's fetish I mean let's be clear yeah someone there's out of all the freaks in the world some guys out there jerking off to women breastfeeding for sure but it's not that it's uh it's just an opportunity to show your tits oh absolutely but now my my boobs are starting toow I don't know why how late in life I don't know I don't know if it's hormonal I don't know like but for years like nothing and now all the sudden I'm like this doesn't fit What's happen so I'm going to start these guys just came in I didn't even know I was a girl so let let him let him go free the nipple that wasn't that a thing in New York City where they were like legally arguing that I've seen the I've seen the protest should be able to walk around topless because men can walk around topless yeah I saw a protest in Asheville one time and I was having lunch with Carl leol we were doing a festival down there and it was packed like and it was we were both like I'm not gay but watching them flap while you're W it's just I was like oh wow that's what they're supposed to look like I mean Carl's just on the floor like holy [ __ ] I'm going to move here isn't it interesting that that's controversial that like there's laws that will tell you so look if if if there's laws about a man exposing himself in public that makes sense cuz that's like a public health danger and it's danger because the vast majority of like sexual predators especially for like younger people are men right right yeah so a guy with his dick out in public is like a public safety hazard yeah a woman with her tits out is really no one's scared but it's because of the Predators probably they're trying to keep them off that's my point that's my point it's like it's the only time where a law is in that where you don't have any fear whatsoever about that person harming someone with their body but yet you make their body a crime right you showing parts of their body of crime like you get a ticket or you can get I think they could probably even arrest you for publicity exposure but meanwhile I could walk right next to that lady with my shirt off and there's no problems at all but didn't before uh I think the men got the right to take their shirt off wasn't until like the 50s or 40 for a long time they weren't allowed to either Is that real I believe so that's hilarious so what they do on construction sites would they just arrest everybody I what do you mean they can't be shirtless at a construction that's a job you can't wear you can't be shirtless they only were shirtless when they were having lunch maybe but have you ever worked a construction side are you out of your [ __ ] mind wait a minute are you talking crazy I'm seeing them in the vest in the shirt like maybe today because I'd sit there and watch for a long time if that was yeah if we were working outside like I did mostly constru ruction jobs when I was in high school okay my stepfather Was An Architect so I got a lot of jobs on building sites and so I just get jobs as a laborer it was a good job to get because you could always get them and it's hard work you would be outside topless constantly 91 Court lets stand law bearing topless men Supreme Court Monday let stand a local ordinance prohibiting this is in Washington prohibiting males from jogging topless or otherwise appearing in public without wearing shirts the court refused to review the constitutionality of a statute from the village of Southampton New York making it illegal for anyone to appear on a public Street shirtless that's a very specific area so that's like this is Southampton New York it's what they're talking about um I know when I lived in Boston we when we were working in the summer we always had shirts off I can see it as a roofer of course like things like that but like I don't know I'm just picturing maybe people it's [ __ ] hot of course it's crazy hot hot you're carrying Lumber and that you're building has no ventil has nothing it's just frames you're basically helping Carpenters frame things sure I'm in my head I'm seeing them like right now with the vest on but maybe that's just my fantasy the word that's the the summertime no shirt is easy oh yeah the hard one is wintertime no heat yeah cuz I had wintertime no heat gigs wo those are rough tough especially in Boston yeah I had some of those uh right after I graduated from high school and they were awake up call cuz like hey [ __ ] face you better figure out what you want to do with your life or this is going to be you forever being in the winter with numb feet moving [ __ ] around on a on a construction site fingers being frozen I hate that they would have like a little public a little uh public uh portable heater that we would all gather around to eat lunch so you'd all stand around this blowtorch while you're eating lunch oh my God so dangerous but amazing yeah this wasn't really a blowtorch it's like um you ever seen one of those like they have them on set sometimes when Chappelle and I um did uh Fear Factor we did I did Fear Factor on the Chappelle show so I came in Tyrone bams was on Fear Factor Hey Jo they filmed that in the dead of winter in New York in this this Warehouse like this space where the whatever they were filming at and they had one of them heaters so they would have them on set sometimes got it it's like this big tube and it gets hot as you basically you can cook grilled cheese sandwich in front of oh yeah yeah they're you can light on fire dangerous yeah so we would gather around in front of one of those [ __ ] things and just be like just freezing our dicks off and then go right back out there you got to carrying the cement carrying the lumber do that was your motivation well it was just a wakeup call that like you don't want to be doing no hard labor son yeah but the point is like we could have no shirts on and walk around no one care but if we were a bunch of gals framing rooftops with with our tits out the all the local wear the bra that's why girls now they they just wear a bra they didn't want to wear a bra they just wanted to let their tits out like a guy does all the local hens put your tits on you dirty [ __ ] you [ __ ] dirty [ __ ] my husband's looking at your dirty tits sometimes like I'll see like on Melrose and stuff you see them walk around and they have like these short shorts one time me and Andrew were like just at Starbucks hanging out Mar Melrose in LA and he these kids were walking by I mean they were kids and he just like turned away and I go what happened and it was a girl like her entire ass was out it was the shorts were all the way out and he just turned away like that's a baby I'm not looking at that classic yeah I know I know but that's what they do I don't know if that yeah well I mean I think that's again there's always been girls that dress like that or or close to that right go you can go way back to the 80s I tried I Tred I wore cute little hot pants in the 80s yeah I wore used to wear a Boer because I started clubbing like when I was 14 oh my God Elanor what a [ __ ] background you have perfect background to be a comic true well once that this is what happened with the boy like me wanting to be a boy I liked boys and this one really good-looking kid that played football uh he was like and I'm like standing there I remember like I'm wearing pad shoulder pads idiot and he goes are you ever gonna be a girl and I was like oh and then I asked another guy friend I go how come so and so doesn't like me and they're like cuz he thinks you could beat him up like nobody's attracted to the girl who may or may not be able to knock them out right so I stopped and I was like oh and then boys started to like me and I was like oh you had you had to learn a new pattern of behavior yes right but I still am like watch it like when guys start wearing cologne right like oh okay I'm clean up I stink yeah I still I still am like not H not so grateful to be a woman like I it bothers me a lot does it cuz I still have that in me like it would be so much easier to just be a dude do you think they could have talked you into being trans if you were like 12 absolutely 100% isn't that crazy and I'm good friends with Dylan Mulaney we did a pilot together that's hilarious Dylan was um not trans when I met them how do you say it I don't know be careful you're going to get in trouble knows I love her so I can't say anything wrong but i l so you knew her when she was a heat right and we had the best time but meeting her when I did I was like oh she's more woman than I ever was ever will be like I know I have the parts even with a dick I felt I'm telling you more girly than I mean girly girly and my best friend growing up was like that you're a very kind person you're you're a very kind person and I just want to introduce this thought into your mind uh oh people are performative occasionally absolutely and sometimes when people want you to think of them in one way or another they will behave that way and people can keep that up for I didn't know them from anybody we just met right so you're saying she she was performing well I think be deciding that you're a woman and then performing like a woman oh I see it is a thing that can all do if you met me Elanor if you met me and you're like oh my God Joe Rogan is a woman like thinks like a woman behaves like a woman has off this he's all feminine woman energy like so sweet so amazing it's performative I see like you're a biological man well you don't think you could be and there's a lot of social value in being trans today there's a lot of you get attention for having nothing interesting about you other than the fact that you're a boy who wants to be a girl right that's it and that is like a crazy low barrier to entry to be a part of a protected class and to be celebrated for people that will never be celebrated but you don't believe people can be born and have like mixed up things I do I do I believe both things I believe both things I believe yes this is what we have to be wary about because when you see these cluster cases like particularly like young girls we get like 10 girls that are on the Spectrum and they all go Trans in the school together that's crazy and you you have to realize that people are motivated just like you were when you were a young girl and you were dressing like a boy and acting like a boy and then you go oh I got to not do that anymore and then now boys like me people are motivated by behaviors that get them positive reinforcement and there's this in this time in this day and age immense amount of positive reinforcement of being a part of the lbgt pride whatever it is movement and I that makes sense because it's a natural reaction to the the times when we were kids where gay people were shunned and [ __ ] on and it was up until 2013 Hillary Clinton didn't was saying that she didn't think that marriage should be between gay men it should be between a man and a woman used to say that they all used to say it so imagine being a gay person back and so there's like this natural overcorrection so we're in this overcorrection right now but this overcorrection gets co-opted by opportunists who are just narcissists just people with mental illness and people who realize that they can get a tremendous amount of attention by just fitting into this new and it's also a great way for perverts and sex Ian thing it says the actors claimed he was sexually abused by dialogue and acting coach Brian peek who pleaded no contest to performing a LW act with a 14 or 15-year-old and to oral copulation with a minor under 16 in 2004 ultimately sentenced to 16 months in prison and ordered to register as a sex offender in October 2004 in its first interview since the release of the doc Bell has shared his thoughts on Nickelodeon's response to the allegations yeah I mean how do you know when someone I mean if you hire you're hoping you're hiring people that just like like making kids shows maybe they have kids you but why can't the parent be present like this this kind of [ __ ] but like they say kids that get molested and stuff like that a lot of times it's parents just being like giving them off you know like and not being present um there was I mean I feel I think about it I'm like why didn't we get molested we were on our own for a long time I dodged a couple bullets when I was a kid did you really yeah but it's you're you're trusting people and most people you can trust and you hope you can trust these people yeah do you know about UFC uh heavyweight champion former heavyweight champion Cain Velasquez what happened his son was uh apparently by Yeah by daycare and he went after the guy and shot at him from his car and got arrested and was in jail for like I think he's still awaiting trial but it was literally one of those things where everybody that hears that that's a father if you you ask them what would you do if that happened like they everyone says the same thing if you can get away with sleepwalking and killing your mother-in-law you should be away with [ __ ] blind rage that makes you shoot at some guy who molested your kid listen I don't have children and if that happened to one of my nieces and nephews I'd be the one who SN God it's just I'd lose it it's it's the most evil of things it's disgusting but it's also it's one of the weird ones that today they're trying to normalize they're trying to call it minor attracted persons when I when I say they I want to be really clear yeah it's just a few Fringe psychos but the problem is that those pedophiles that Fringe psycho dialogue winds up on social media and then gets Amplified by places like Tik Tock right that want us to be upset at these kind of things whether it's to program us or whether it's just to keep us like fighting and then engaging in the algorithm which is ultimately beneficial for them because that's really what they want is more views and more interaction you wacking speeches with they're talking we this an identity and this is it should be a protected identity a minor attracted person like this is not one person saying this multiple people saying this but it falls into that same thing like some people are [ __ ] insane I agree I agree I just I like my best friend growing up he was flamboyant from the git and I mean we were friends when we were six seven so he and he would always be like and he made me get into cheerleading CU he lik cheerleading yeah I didn't like cheerleading and then I was like can we just do something can we play football you know and then he started like we would fight and then we always used to say that we wished we had a button or we wanted to uh there was a cartoon where you can run into each other um Wonder powers activate or something like that you run into each other and you become something different we were going to run into each other and become you be a boy nice and it never worked but so he waited till both his parents passed and then he transitioned oh wow but he wanted that his whole life he just didn't want to disrespect his parents it's it's 100% a real thing it it is the problem is there's but I agree that there's always people that jump in and act there is that and then there's this other thing the other thing is money so you have to realize how many gender affirming clinics have opened up just since 2007 if you look at the map of 2007 versus 2023 it's crazy the difference yeah I mean it's probably now we're in 2024 it's probably even more but the the number of those things that they by the way they're just like a body shop you bring a car into a body shop they're going to want to fix the car okay you you bring a kid into a gming care they're not going to go Billy you know just need to find yourself man maybe you're just a gay man they're not going to just tell them like just like there's a lot of social pressure on this and you're very uncomfortable in your own skin and your own life and you're thinking that this is going to be the solution to make you whole right and also if you're a woman if they give you testosterone you are going to feel better so the thing about testosterone it makes them alleviates anxiety it does all sorts of different it creates a sense of euphoria when girls take it in high doses and my friend his someone in his immediate vicinity is transitioning to from a girl to a boy and he so jealous found out like what the dose was the dose of testosterone he goes this is like a hardcore bodybuilder steroid dose of testosterone he's like this person was banging banging like a lot of test every week holy [ __ ] and it was just changing everything changing their voice yeah changing the facial structure growing a mustache like weird [ __ ] like knowing someone their whole life as a girl then all a sudden they have a [ __ ] beard like what is what is happening here yeah it's so of course it's going to make you feel different but is that who you really were does that who you really are that's the hard part I think of that a lot because I I think if I did it if I you know what how would I feel cuz there are people that do it and then say I want to go back but yeah D transition and they get sh shamed by the way that's what's really scary those people get attacked but because they're they're [ __ ] it up because here's the thing and you just have to look at it like look at it like a system MH groups of people always want more people in their group always like people that use Windows PCS will try to convince you that apple sucks like they will you I know I have heard it I've heard the argument I'm like now trans people unless they're actively trying to reproduce by going to a clinic MH so if unless you're a trans woman who has a fully functional dick and you're having sex with a trans man who has a fully functional vagina and hasn't taken so much testosterone that they're no longer fertile and then even so like what's going on there yeah but but that's like it's not the regular way that people have kids so you and there's no guarantee that you're going to have a trans kid no so there's only one way to get more trans people you got to recruit exactly you got to recruit everybody needs a recruit if you can't draft you must recruit that's what they would say about gay people they're recruiting some of them do some do but that's what I'm saying there's always a percentage I had this friend who was gay and he would always talk about how we Canin straight guys and letting him suck their dick oh my God I have so many friends he he loved it he thought it was so funny he's like the all these straight guys yeah just get them a little drunk and tell them you suck the it's amazing how many of them let you it's unbelievable and then there's I know women that are gay and so forceful one is like was so she would turn women if you will for a period of time date them drop them like a bad habit now they're all [ __ ] confused they don't know who they are you am I gay am I straight who am I what and then go through all these crazy mental breakdowns I have two really good friends that like went crazy over this [ __ ] and I'm like they got turned out by a lesbian turned out and turned down bye [ __ ] like later sometimes lesbians comes as hard as God you know what I mean like treat of behavior yeah drop you just cut you off like you're also you're you're you're recognizing if you're in that dating game right there's like two players in that dating game is the strong like successful like Dominator which could be a woman yeah and then there's a person's like well sure I'd love to come to work with you you know like more more New York just it doesn't even have to be male or female it just has to be like there's guys like that that wind up with these boss ladies like how many boss ladies do you know that have like these really like bag of milk husbands like these guys have zero will such a great line they just have no will there's no drive if someone breaks in their house they're going to faint like a awesome like they they just there's no there's no animal in there you know it's just it's all gone he's under the covers you get him honey if it wasn't gone because of environmental conditions or biology it's gone by the circumstances they find themselves in they have a dominant woman and she she yells at them and they get no sex I try to not be that way but I have done that I have I have done that like if I remember Andrew get dice getting angry with I always call him Andrew whatever when he got angry at me cuz there was like a fight he got an argument with this guy at 7-Eleven and I got in between and I and he was just like what are you doing and I was like I'll kill somebody what you know you don't want me to help like I thought we were on the same team you know but he got mad and I was like okay you got to calm down with your bruteness okay and not you know throw a man through something cuz I'm an idiot like that I just again like it come to Growing Up with the wrestling and like even like you and I when I physically start really literally started wrestling my mom was like furious at that like what are you doing weed to love going to watch you but she was we saw you at the Forum it was awesome you're you're a [ __ ] pro wrestler it was incredible it it was amazing I loved it I was like this is so good good at it too it was fun it was fun myom started giving me notes Ah that's hilarious but it was entertaining sure very ENT what it's supposed to be you know and so yeah I would have like fun but you know now I'm physically in the ring fighting with people like she was so embarrassed but there was a point I was going to make and I lost it cuz my brain worries but yeah it's just I'm saying like that whole trajectory of like I'm still doing boylik things in a girl's body right and and I do believe where you're saying like it's it's like my brother Charlie joking I'm talking about like it's hitting everywhere he went to the doctors and they were asking him questions and she said what do you identify as now ch's in his 50s and he goes the [ __ ] are you talking about you know what I mean I know it's funny when they bring it up out of nowhere what are your pronouns what your me [ __ ] like how do you identify but they your mustache and your gray chest ha yeah he's sitting there you know he's rubbing one out like what are you saying you know like but he looked at her because it's so foreign to him and and the lady apologized she goes I'm sorry I have to ask like because they it's like part of the regulations yeah well it's probably a Dei thing that they have that's attached to their business it's so crazy yeah it's it's well it's you know uh vake ramaswami that guy was running for president he's brilliant guy and he said some very interesting things one he said he called it the tyranny of the oppressed he goes yeah it's not good to oppress people sure you should everyone should be free but it's also not good to give the oppressed so much power that they can just run rampant over everyone else and everybody has to like adhere to their rules because they were at one point dime a part of an oppressed class and I think that's the overcorrection that we're talking about with like the trans stuff the problem is today it can be pushed in a way that's so different than when we were kids when we were kids if you were a gay guy you became a priest did you have a gay guy in high school that became a priest yeah yeah we did and he's not a pedophile we used to no our guy wasn't a pedophile unless he turned into one but when I knew him he was a regular kid he was just he was uh my friend's sister or my friend's brother whoops Freudian my my friend's brother uh she like you know they would always talk about he's going to be a priest so we were in high school riding the bus together and we oh I think people even back then were calling him father he was [ __ ] 15 that's amazing just had it on him everyone knew he was going to be a priest yeah my friend that did it he's now out of it um of the priesthood or the gay the priesthood he's still gay still Queer as they come uh but he left the priesthood which was weird cuz we were like whoa is he coming out is he this and he left and now um uh he just said they were changing too many things like the literal religion messed him up to get him out interesting they changing the Catholic church I and my mom please she she doesn't know how to listen to podcast anyway the Catholic Church uh changes on a dime like even something lent right now we're in Lent right right there was so many rules that my mom had that we don't have like my generation didn't have and now it's a whole another like lent is not now I'm looking at kids like what you could do that it's lent you're not allowed to you have to do this this and this but they've changed they just changed so that they can recruit that's why the Muslims going to win they don't give a [ __ ] who joins that's Ramadan is you got a month and nobody's eating all day long no water no food we were uh in downtown the other day driving downtown LA and there's an Alleyway and this dude was in the alleyway in La no in Austin did I say la did I I'm sorry in Austin downtown Austin and uh there was this dude that was in an Alleyway and he was uh it was the sun was going down so he was praying I saw that wherever the [ __ ] you are you got to pray I saw it in New York City and he he was like and it's so hard to find a space in New York city so I I was like wow that is impressive exactly he was behind like a pillar that like went into there was a little bit of room to go into these offices and he was literally just behind the pillar just doing that and I was like wow that is right in Time Square have you ever seen the one from Toronto uh-uh you remember tell about how wacky Canada is oh yeah Toronto it was Toronto right call to prayer in the street it's bananas really the street is filled they just do the call to prayer and people just come out of their houses I don't know where this is I don't know why they were there I just saw the video and I'm like whoa this is Canada it just it just seems Canada is a mess I don't know if you've been there in a while I'm sorry I know they have Healthcare but it's not working it's a mess they their their president sucks they they need some sort of noons president to straighten everything out or prime minister or whatever you want to call them yeah the nerve of them get a better King what you're doing is nuts like the way you there every week there's some new strike on rights and laws and freedom of speech and they they just keep cracking they stop people from able to get guns you can't have a handgun anymore they're they're cracking down on all sorts of different things in regards to what what can constitutes hate speech online whether or not they can um filter your internet access and just it's not good they're homeless I was in Vancouver did you find that video oh I'm it's it's really crazy they're in the street to see there's thousands of people in the street this is all I can find is this part of a news oh oh there it is give me this look at this at protest look at this this is in Toronto this is in Toronto so this is a protest for something oh there it is yeah Toronto but it's still it's still it's a protest okay I even if it's a protest you get that many people that are doing that there's not another religion that would do that that would do that they are so much more devout in their belief CU they're praying like the Catholics would just wave a cross in your face they do like a half a lot of people would come the Muslims are out there in the street on their [ __ ] knees [ __ ] your traffic we're we're praying which is this is that's a different thing Toronto it's busy yeah and Toronto and Canada like their approach to immigrants was not assimilate and assimilate and become a part of America right like that's what we do we're like become one of us become a part of it their their thing was like no keep your culture keep your culture and keep it here okay what if your culture is Sharia law like what are you guys saying like you know there's parts of the world that are living like the 1200s yeah yeah yeah yeah and but that doesn't look like that like it it's hard to figure out like you look at a priest you go pedophile right and then you look at a Muslim you go terrorist like that's so bad like it's not it's it's again it's a small portion see the thing about the and it's also like our version of it is like oh you see them they're terrorist well why yeah what did we do this is the thing what was your part in it lady we do what's how many bombs have gone off in Yemen like what what have we done what did we do in Iraq what do we do in Afghanistan what did we do yeah what did we do to deserve do nobody accountability is lost and everywhere in the world yeah we are like the like what we're doing is like so Bonkers all over the world with so many different bases we're the only country that has bases ever how many how many countries does the United States have military bases in let's just take a guess how many have they had abandon let's take a guess let's take a guess oh a guess gu how many active military bases in how many countries you're trying to see if I'm smart multiple multiple military bases probably exist in some countries of strategic importance sure but if we had to guess how many countries have US military bases let's guess I'm gonna guess countries I know there's like so many I'm not smart I'm going to say 15 15 okay I'm going to go a little higher I'm going to say 30 oh [ __ ] really yeah probably higher than that how many countries have military US military bases in them uh according to Al jazer the number is not published by the Pentagon but it is known to be around 750 bases in at least 80 countries 80 80 I was be because I was thinking of the main military B I hear yeah in imagine if there's 750 Apple stores wow I think there is I got to be honest in countries that we like invade and put an Apple store in wow we like what is Apple trying to do apple and Starbucks side by side they're everywhere McDonald's just made the Congo yeah but what that's nuts 80 countries 8 80 countries 700 plus military bases holy [ __ ] so you know when you see terrorists and you go why are they mad at us oh yeah I never there's 520 Apple stores oh there you go so there's there's more there's more military bases in other countries than there are Apple Stores Apple you're slacking get it isn't that wild wow that's crazy wild we're a bigger business people are still talking about Microsoft yeah US military is a bigger business than mic that's why they had to recruit the trans they're like we need just need bodies get that Admiral that that [ __ ] dude put him in a dress put him in a [ __ ] make him an admiral yeah get everybody excited you can become an admiral if you're a girl you can win Woman of the Year give them woman of the year get woman of the air you going to look I know you're a loser as a guy but listen as a woman nobody want [ __ ] you anyway why don't you just pretend you're a woman for a little bit and move up that goddamn ladder Leah Thomas that's all you have to do swim it out [ __ ] yeah swim it out that's but that's the world we're living in so so there's and then also you have China which is so much more clever than the United States yeah they're they've been around and they've thrived economically for 4,000 years so China has been infiltrating all our education systems easily infiltrating buying up stock and businesses buying up land they they have their [ __ ] tentacles in the entire system in this country and they run the most addictive social media app like they we always and you know Adam Curry said this best like he you know he's the original podfather he's the the first podcaster the guy from MTV remember that name yeah No Agenda podcast he's the best I love him um but Adam pointed it out he's like this is the only time where there's been a thing that the United States makes where China dominates in what is ordinarily thought of as like a creative thing like Tech things like for like a social media app that Tik tok's the most addictive and he thinks that all of this attacks on Tik Tok he's like they're not doing anything different than we're doing he goes all the attacks is all just really designed to shut out the comptition or break it up yeah and then make other countries um like China if they have a an app like Tik Tok you have to sell to America and they going to keep doing the same thing but now we'll have the data we don't want the data in those other people that are Shifty we want our Shifty people that's right we're going to keep an eye on you use your microphone and look at all your [ __ ] text messages that you send to your friends yeah we want to see check your memes folder for [ __ ] dangerous things see how much makeup you really have we do this guy in Belgium who they sentenced him to a year in jail because he's been sharing racist memes with his friends in a private chat and then we went and saw the memes oh my God they're like nothing oh yeah mine got out they're but I mean they're nothing in that like they were talking about like Nazi ones but the did we ever find that the na we did we we we showed it on the show see if you can find his memes I tried to find the page we found again but remember the one had guns in it we were like maybe it was something to do with the guns yeah there definitely was a gun thing but the guns one was like they were in another country taking photos with guns and saying something like we're going to take back our country or some crazy [ __ ] like that well anyway they arrested this dude and but they're allowed to look in your private chats and then sentence you for memes you send your friends but that's how slippery this [ __ ] can get yeah when you give people control over what you can and can't say and then you acknowledge that you're getting influenced constantly by Foreign governments and foreign agents that are trying to sew the seeds of chaos yeah Accord this what there's no gun charges so maybe not is that's the charges just straight racism racism Holocaust Denial in relation to material shared amongst private group chats although van levero denies sending the material himself so he was on the chat he was on the chat that got all these things shared W let's see what the actual means I'm trying to find them I've been trying to find them every time we talk about I can't find that's insane can you I bet Reddit has it or forchan I bet 4chan's got it I don't even know how to looks that website you don't know how to look up on forchan you a fake Internet guy you know what I do I call Duncan by the way dun's on foran all day long no hey man I'll use my burner account I'll ask the guys I'm obsessed with t he's the best the greatest human being ever we forced him into being the toal coordinator at The Comedy Store yeah well that's how you know that's how Duncan and I became friends tal coordinator yeah I used to call up and leave my avils and we'd have these crazy conversations about like Allan watts and like some speech that he gave literally the smartest person in the world well he's a fascinating guy cuz he's so uniquely him like Duncan he's not he doesn't change who he is to be around like other people he's just he's always been this really odd kind of hippie guy but also like very objective about things and he'll see like people getting sucked into a certain pattern of thinking and be like hey what hold on like he'll be one of the first to and he's really great great at satire too he's really great atending he's really into something like he uses his Twitter for that all the time like if you look at some of his tweets and you didn't know you think he's serious he I read my go this is the greatest what he did one recently something about the CIA he just [ __ ] hilarious I don't understand how people can't read the sarcasm and cuz they're dumb but I guess you're right but what he's saying I'm not smart but what you had to survive though you had to develop some kind of smarts you had all these brothers but laughing at what he's saying like it's so bizarre that you know it's [ __ ] crazy no not if you're one of them illuminati people like believe everybody's eating babies and getting adrenochrome yeah yeah well I'm looking for those babies well there's a thing if you if you're on this podcast there there's a certain group of people that will think you're in with the Illuminati they would think that I'm in I'm in with the illum I'm here to tell you folks me the guy who has the number one podcast in the world this [ __ ] thing is like it's all in my head it's all me getting text messages from it's all me like emailing guys to get them to come on it's all in my head there's no CIA there's but that's what that's what I would say though if I was a guy who was like influenced by the NSA and I was like an undercover spy sort of like there's people that that strip search was normal that I did when I came you I don't know what you got in your posting you got a good cavity search the um that was the thing about the uh rock and roll movement in Laurel Canyon in the 1970s Eddie Bravo made me read a book on it yeah with the the the I watched the documentary I think yeah yeah there's there's like a crazy [ __ ] conspiracy that the CIA created like Jim Morrison the doors and The Rock and Roll movement of the 60s all the decadent rock and roll yeah and it's there's weird connections it's like you got to go like whoa this there are some connections there here's the thing I don't think you can create a Jim Morrison you need to have a guy who's that guy but Jim Morrison's dad was like a federal agent Jim morr 's dad was what was Jim morson's dad General a general General but you got to have wasn't he in the CIA as well I I don't think so no just in general he was like the one that gave the orders that started the golf of tonan or something like oh Jesus Christ okay so imagine that so his dad deep state right military connection okay re Admiral yeah look at that rear Admiral that's not what I expected his D to look like so he's not a general that so he's duty military man and then his son goes on and becomes one of the biggest rock and roll stars of all time and like a complete counterculture figure drugs and chaos and pulling his dick out in front of people Madness driving 67 GT500 Mustang in the desert and [ __ ] hair and sunglasses and and there's people that think that that sort of image this the rock and roll star the decadent depra red rock and roll star image was calculated by the CIA and that this was all part of the same uh anti-war movement like what they were trying to do is stop the anti-war movement they were trying to stop the hippie movement and they think that what they did was encourage a chaos that came out of worshiping these degenerate rock and roll stars that were all drug addicts and saying crazy [ __ ] right but as it like you're taking away his talent and no but you're not though you're not you're essentially saying that they promoted that like the talent already existed but they realized if you can get this crazy chaotic guy sign him to a major record label and then push him everywhere and have these young kids see this guyship this guy with the sayings worship this weird the Lizard King this [ __ ] wild dude that Val Kilmer played in that movie if you watch that yeah Val Kilmer like excellent thought he was morr he lost his [ __ ] marbles great movie he seemed like Jim Morrison in that movie but that like that this this documentary this book is all about that the CIA had a hand in this this uh a different I think a different I don't know exactly what they said he did in it but this is an explanation of what happened the details of the incident were distorted perhaps intentionally between Morrison and the other commanders on the scene the Pentagon and the white house that night President Johnson interrupted prime time TV a very big deal in those days days and told the American public that two US Navy warships had been attacked on the high seas and he was asking Congress for support to counter the North Vietnamese aggression at the same time Morrison and his staff told Navy headquarters in Hawaii that the radar Returns the destroy the Destroyers had targeted were probably false returns generated by the rough Seas headquarters relayed the information of the Secretary of Defense Robert mcnamer but he failed to give those details to President Johnson so he held the details back wow so based on Johnson's testimony that the Destroyers had suffered an unprovoked attack in international waters Congress approved of the Gul Gulf of tonen resolution giving the president the authority to conduct military operations in Southeast Asia without a declaration of war so that was Morrison's dad was a part of that wow so the thing is it sounds super far-fetched but when you look at what they defitely did with the Manson family what they definitely did with operation MK Ultra and operation midnight Climax and all these different crazy mind control experiments that they did and what they did with the Harvard LSD studies and what they did with the they were dosing people with acid and trying to make them do things and trying to turn them into Psychopaths and they did it with the Manson family they they got Manson when he was in prison and dosed him up with acid and T allegedly taught taught him how to be a cult leader allegedly and then provided him with acid and then repeatedly let him out of jail every time he got arrested for things yeah cuz he was arested a lot yeah and someone would step in and say this is above your pay grade and he would be out yeah and they know that he worked with jolly West who was the guy who was running MK Ultra for the CIA so if they were doing that you think they're going to leave rock and roll alone no right right right no they probably would do it and then there's also some people now that are saying they were a part of funding the gangster rap mo movie of the ' 80s and the 90s yeah that that was another way to sew Discord in society and when Society is unstable you can like control people more when Society is stable then they want to go hey let's [ __ ] get rid of some of these bureaucrats that are useless let's [ __ ] clean up the streets that's a stable Society with a great economy no you want things in chaos and so the that's the way you stay in power and stay in control yeah what was that it was a movie or something silly where they would play in the it was the music they were musicians whatever they had an album out and in the album they were putting something to like get people to buy certain things or do certain subliminal messages they us do that in movies I forget what it was but they would show like one frame they said hungry eat popcorn yeah they would show like a photo was it a silly will Ferell movie I can't it's like driving me crazy Bill like Ben Stiller and so they but it was getting people to do things it was crazy and I was like that probably [ __ ] happens definitely happens movies The [ __ ] Cats I know stupid find themselves in the middle of a conspiracy to deliver subliminal messages through the popular music group find themselves in the middle of a conspir oh through so this that was the TV show oh no this is later this is way later yeah Josie and the Pussycats was an actual animated show that was on when I was a kid that's why I was thinking that's the movie from 2001 yeah is that will frell I don't know if he's in it just remember it being quirky oh I never saw this I love she's my favorite look excellent yeah I think I watched it cuz Parker POS shits Creek yeah shits Creek is hilarious you ever watch that show H my mom loves that such a good show she's like put that [ __ ] on again I'm like [ __ ] creep a good show that I used to [ __ ] on for no reason at all cuz I just never watched it the Big Bang Theory oh Big Bang Theory is a [ __ ] funny show is funny it's a funny show it has yeah it's people say it's canned laughter but I think I think they did do it in front of the studio audience they did well some of it is canned laughter but that that's the case in every single sitcom so what happens is in any single sitcom you'll have takes that someone flubs a line or something [ __ ] up and you have to redo it sometimes you redo it without the audience so you have pickups so after the the the sitcom's filmed the audience leaves and they say oh Joe you have two pickup Dave you have two pickups and so you'll just wear whatever you wore in that scene again and redo the scene so you you'll do it with no audience yeah I didn't think of that I thought they redo it on with the audience no sometimes they do that too we did that too but you don't want to beat the audience up right sometimes if it's just a real quick second take they'll do a second take we're do one more time folks but if if there's like a real pickup or maybe they need a writing fix like maybe someone comes along and you sometimes they'll be watching it live and they'll go you know we need a better line here and so okay let's get it in post so then they wait until after the show and then they do it so if you watch like an episode of The Big Bang Theory and no one's laughing and the reason why is because they probably film that without an audience sure it's part of the process of making a sitcom also but it's a funny [ __ ] show it's funny and what they're talking about is Bizarro like that we call my nephew Brandon Sheldon because he's like Sheldon you know everything's ritual like you have to do it a certain way it's just Inc the way he shits on people and the way he does like saying things and then like they'll have to remind him hey that's sarcasm and he's like oh that like you people like you're you're so minimal well he's also not that competent you know so it's like's bizar smart bizarrely overestimates his his work so even amongst other physicists he falls short it's complicated character it's very funny I think it's great I think he did a great job with it too no it's a great show but I was watching the other day you know the reason why I found that show actually is a show that I think is even better than that which is Young Sheldon which is a Netflix show which is no audience new right yeah and young Sheldon is about him when he was a little boy and it's hilarious oh that's it's not new I think there's like several seasons I think six yeah new er yeah but I think there's like six seasons I think they started making it after Big Bang Theory was done so then they did Young Sheldon right but it's it's a really funny show and I was like God damn this is about the Big Bang Theory and then we started watching the big Bank Theory and I'm like it's a good sitcom and it made me think like man other than Miss Pat Miss Pat who has a regular sitcom she has an actual legit film hilarious it's hilarious film but you have to have the BET app to get it maybe it's on something else too now is what what else is Miss I see it on BET so other than that like dude they don't exist anymore the audience sitcoms there used to be a hundred of them not good they used to be on the WB and the UPN and [ __ ] ABC and NBC and CBS and fox and there was so many [ __ ] sitcoms yeah I think now everything's about Hospital okay you can get it on everything now oh yeah so you can get it on uh Roku Amazon Prime uh YouTube Google play Apple TV and bet plus well Apple TV is real good about that they they most [ __ ] you can get even stuff that's like you know um I'm watching shuns Shoguns on FX somebody just told me about that I got to get into it they said it's really good it's very good but you can watch that on Apple yeah you just get on Apple TV Apple TV is the [ __ ] I love Apple TV I have that they just turn you into a [ __ ] Apple robot you buy everything get sucked into the ecosystem and they make it easy like you you resist but you're like why am I resisting it's so much better like my phone is a remote control you use your phone as a [ __ ] and it's a better remote control than the one that's on your absolutely stupid thing that the guy wait a minute this could be a remote I'm kidding your phone is a remote for Apple TV it's incredible yeah it's the best the Apple TV um I mean go back to the Tik Tok thing I would see a lot of clips from Miss Pat people love it it's so it's great to see cuz then this is another thing they'll play clips from TV shows so you're like oh what is that show you know and then you kind of get into that or I never watched that whatever show was out a long time ago and then I'm like oh I should check that out and you'll find it on the apps and so now I'm like watching it so they are Tik Tok is telling me what to do yeah they're telling they're definitely moving you in a direction yeah I mean it's not a good it's not bad but the thing is the question is should we protect people from the kind of influence that can scramble their brains sure because you can't like remember when a few years not not a few years few months back uh all the ticktockers ticktockers had got a hold of uh um what the [ __ ] his name the Osama Bin Laden Osama bin lad's letter to America and they were like oh my God Bin Laden he was the good guy like America's the bad guy and it was like all these [ __ ] [ __ ] Cobra Kai what is this no I'm telling you this is foreign influence I guarantee you there's some of that that's a part of like the accentuating that and then there's also like the radical left today that wants to you know attack everything that's America and thinks that American flags are racist you know people are out of their [ __ ] minds well anybody that wears an American flag they're considered like this you know Trum whatever hilarious it's the left right is it the left I don't I don't I'm not good look at that right there I don't know that's a goddamn American flag right next to Missy Shore fu yeah it is I was literally looking at myself like hi and then I'm I'm looking at mit's nipples and uh yeah that flag is gorgeous see my I grew up my mom worked for the Philadelphia Navy shipyard so she had rules you weren't like when I see people with flags like bikinis we weren't allowed to wear that like my mom was like that's disgraceful that's not how you wear the FL I'm like oh okay like you couldn't have shorts with it on it you had to fold it a certain way we drive down the street and she'd see tethered flags and she those people are unamerican like she had to fold it a certain way you had to take it in when there was a storm like she is a little crazy about the FL so when I see it I'm like oh like I stand up straight cuz I'm going to you know get yelled at by my mom so I get nervous but yeah I do I don't look at a flag and think oh that's have you watched It's bizarre to say I watched it for a little while I gave you see what I'm saying they made Johnny yeah he's a bad guy now no but they made him like he was no he's the good guy and Ralph Macho is the bad guy it was hilarious I was like this is and then I'm like is that really what happened like now I'm starting to think it so that Osama Bin Laden people are probably like [ __ ] this we've all been lied to cuz we do get lied to a lot so the second you see one thing you could be like see we're right also Osama Bin Laden was a CIA asset Osama Bin Laden trained the mujahadin to fight the Soviets he was a part of that yeah so when he turned on America it's not like we didn't do anything again we're like a crazy girlfriend like I didn't [ __ ] do anything [ __ ] I didn't do anything it's no big deal that window why why' you guys get kicked out we were just laughing oh yeah we weren't doing anything we're just laughing and they kicked this out like how many times I've heard that I was helping this show how many times have you heard that a billion I was so disappointed in Don Nell yesterday Donell was telling me he he started his career as a Heckler shut the [ __ ] up Donell Rollings started his career heckling he's like son I was moving tickets as a Heckler he was saying that people would come to see him Heckle that he would Heckle the comedians that's how he got it started I don't know how to feel about that that's how he got it started he got his career started as a Heckler our enemies I go don't you feel bad about that now do you feel terrible about that now yeah I mean that's awful so how would he move tickets like he would go to shows and like prove he was better than the comics it's Dell it's all like so funny Gonzo journalism you're not sure what's real what's not I do love him he's the best I love him too he was looking sharp yesterday he got a three he does dress so nice yeah sometimes he does he's like changed his look he had a three-piece with a tie and a like a a pocket square okay yeah Netflix special and a pocket square SL slim cut he looked good he looked like he's in good shape look he's lost weight I like it my special's on YouTube so I'm wearing a sweatshirt yeah but specials on YouTube are great because they're accessible to everybody no I love it it's a good move I I I was a little bit like disappo like oh I should try to shop it and I sent it to a few PE you know did a little bit of the shopping but then I was like no I I think the YouTube's the better the better option it's a great way because you're going to ensure that people will find it easy and be able to get a hold of it instantaneously everybody has a YouTube account or if you don't have a YouTube account you just use YouTube with no account exactly YouTube is like the only thing that'll let you watch stuff with no account well I knew that when I saw my brother charie watching it I was like wow like he can't work Netflix but he's got YouTube things like Instagram or Tik Tok like people send me Tik Tok links all the time I don't have Tik Tok so I'm not going to click on it so then I would have to sign up or i' have to watch it on the website it's it's annoying I don't want to do that and I don't want to sign up for Tik Tok so I don't have it and so I don't click those links but if someone sends you a YouTube link it just starts working yeah instantly you just you don't have to have a YouTube app on your phone it just shows you the thing you can go to YouTube from other websites and like it'll be like a embedded link and you can watch YouTube ever opening up a YouTube app I don't think I knew that about the Tik Tok thing because I do send them to my brother Jimmy a lot and he doesn't open he doesn't have Tik Tok faceb nothing you can kind of watch them but you got to go to the website and ask you to download the app you're like no thanks China [ __ ] off [ __ ] up China I'm buying all the American propaganda I'm not going to your Chinese website to watch an open letter to America from Osama Bin Laden by the way I'm going to Google that later and try find it want to hear the matter to America cuz they they translate it see this the thing is uh through AI one of the really wild things about AI is it can seemlessly translate your voice and even your lip movements to other languages so they're going to do that with this podcast where they're going to translate this podcast to Spanish German and uh what was the other one Jamie was it India was it Hindu no that's great French I think it's Spanish German and French I think that's it is that right I think those are the three at first that's awesome right so what they can do now though is they can translate like Hitler's speech so they've got Hitler's speeches that Hitler gave in German and you get to see it in English and you go like oh well he wasn't he sounds like Trump like he doesn't sound nearly as radical as he thought he did and um I'm just kidding he doesn't sound like Trump but he doesn't sound he doesn't brag about himself but he's it's not no he's not funny like Trump is Trump is fun Trump is definitely funny he says funny things no one's like him but what he what he's doing is not like we got to kill the Jews Like that's what I thought it was all I thought it was all like we got to exterminate the Jews and kill when you see those things those speeches that's not what he's saying you can't convince somebody just to say it outright you have to manipulate them first so he brought him in he really brainwashed them for sure and also he's methed out of his mind like oh yeah Hitler was Hitler was on all kinds of amphetamines literally the only you didn't know that I I heard it but I didn't believe like I'm proof of it there's a video of him in the I think it was the 1936 Olympic Games and he's in Moscow and he's just rocking just sitting there rock look at this look at him oh yeah but I see I I'll look at that and I'll think it's the film for back then footage of Adolf Hitler 1936 some people did say this is sped up a bit but he still whatever dude whatever look I'm doing that now and I'm not on meth look at all the other people in the audience they're not moving like that yeah that's weird bro that guy's methed out even if it's sped up but it doesn't look sped up the guy next to him does not look like he's moving faster than normal at all maybe that one is maybe he does that's creepy look look at the way that guy lifted up his um binoculars it looks a little bit sped up like maybe one and a half speed something's off you know sometimes people watch podast at one and a half speed yeah SE watching this pod I was watching this YouTube video where these guys were watching another YouTube video but they were watching at one and a half speed and I was like wow that sounds weird and then I realized what they were doing I'm like oh they just speeded up to get to the point quicker yeah when uh I was in high school I got a little bit obsessed with Hitler it was literally I was a bad student terrible student the only thing that piqued my interest is this creepy guy was able to run five countries get five countries to believe what he was saying and do what he was saying he was conquering these people and I'm like this is this is a real person like I was oblivious to everything so I started getting like good grades because I was paying attention and my mom was like just like during the pandemic she's like remember when you loved Hitler no no one loved Hitler I was just well listen also back then when you were a kid that was 50 years after the war which is like it just happened yeah so you're looking at like your grandpa's age your grandpa was alive when this happened like what yeah he was in the war yeah so it's like wait what this is a real person like I just didn't cuz it would seems so far away and then you're like this just happened yeah it seems completely insane yeah it seems completely insane that that just happened yeah but so the point is like so now they can take those Osama Bin Laden speeches and they translate that into English wow okay do you use AI for anything else like I don't use it my friend is trying to get me to download this app and chat GPT is that what it is yeah yes she says it every day I know a lot of Duncan uses it constantly Duncan fixes her letters it Fix You Hate someone say if you hate someone Duncan will make an audio recording of you praising that person and and talking about how you want to go down on her and I'm not even gay but there's something about the sweet smell of her Fones that excites me on a cellular level like he'll he anytime anybody is mad at somebody he will make some ridiculous audio recording some satirical audio recording of of Duncan isms cuz it's it's almost as smart as Duncan almost to me I just put him on a pedestal I just even like he would torture me when we were working together cuz he's the town coordinator we called him Chic because he came in after princess Corey he hated the nickname he hated the whole job he everything well he's just a comic and wanted a job exactly and he he says that you know when I was waiting tables at the store I would be very harsh to Comics right and um especially if I like them I would [ __ ] with them a lot and he said that he got off stage and I said to him I don't know what that was but it wasn't comedy I'm like you I did not cuz I is one of my favorites but I fun for fun for fun we all did that to each other it was a good time it was part of the fun of Performing together yeah yeah but it's it's like what Duncan was was like this like just complete unique person like why what are you doing here yeah yeah you know you should be in an ashram somewhere what's in the box little hobo oh [ __ ] doll everywhere someone stole little hobo and he replaced it with a better L little hobo I know I was very upset when I heard little hobo was stolen because that was like one of my favorite things to watch in the original room cuz it would do the music you know the whole thing was so good and dice would sit in the back and just be scream it's his favorite thing ever cuz I was like you have to see this and then he came in to see it and he's like like this to dunk it worships him no it's incredible it's but Duncan is just a unique guy there's no other Duncan I don't know anybody like him I know people that like try to pretend that guy but that's really him he did call me an old mayor for a while so mayor [ __ ] [ __ ] kill you Duncan but you were always really good to go to like if I I could always ask you if someone was coming in from out of town if they were any good you you were the one who would give because a lot of people would [ __ ] CU they were thinking maybe this guy's going to get a sitcom and maybe I'll be on a sitcom I'll probably say oh he was great it's good set solid material and I go to you you're like [ __ ] hack he's a hack I go really yeah I suck wow really like yeah yeah terrible as a comic I feel like uh when people ask me like hey so and so's coming in from New York are they and I'm like oh wow like I just cuz I don't want to lie right but I'm also when I was waiting tables I had no stake right like I wasn't a comic exactly so it's like okay I could say whatever I want cuz I'm in a different field that don't you know but now I'm in the same field so what if I'm coming to New York right somebody's like she kind of sucks you know whatever but then be undeniable I'm yeah the simp so I I get nervous that it's going to backfire but so it will that's how it works it will if you talk [ __ ] people will look at you you know like if you if you watch uh groups of people that have developed like a hater community that hater Community will always Target them they they'll eventually turn on them cuz you you've developed like a bunch of attack dogs yeah but now now people like in a text thread they'll ask about people and you know we always [ __ ] with each other and the text threads and you could be very vicious and you know send horrible [ __ ] to each other and so I you know somebody brought up some a comic from New York and I go oh they're really good oh that's the new Eleanor oh they're really good and I'm like you go [ __ ] yourself cuz now I'm watching people in a different light yeah you a little more yeah but there are there are people that are objectively hacks like you see them oh and you still see them clear as a [ __ ] I mean anything they're just like Plug and Play yeah they like find a topic that everyone's talking about and talk about that topic no unique take uh no zero unique take but also like sometimes it's internet jokes and I'm like dude oh yeah you're getting away with this like uh Rick Ingram said something um about a comic that getting a lot of press right now whatever you want to say um for their special and he was like this is vaud villian oh my God does go that far back cuz it's I'm like yes that is act that is accurate but I didn't I don't try to [ __ ] on as many people but I do see it still yeah just it's sometimes better to keep moving but sometimes you have to be honest like sure there's a problem when you're running a club you know God my situation thank God I have by the way that club is so [ __ ] amazing it's pretty fun I can't last week I mean two weeks whenever I was here I'm still not off that high still not off that high high and getting to do with d Mya even [ __ ] better yeah it's a fun place yeah so I give up all the power to Adam I basically say look you know what you're doing you're really good at it you decide who's booked here or not and we talk about it we talk about certain things but you know when then when someone hits me up and they you know like this is not the level that we're looking for it's hard to say like what do you say to that person like you're you you've lost the way like I don't know what you got but it's not good whatever you just did it wasn't comedy I don't know what that was but the thing is it's like if you especially if you're in a scene that sucks like if you're out there that's one of the things that's the most beneficial thing about the club is that you're involved with a bunch of other Comics now sure you know it's a scene of like-minded people yeah and everyone's kind of doing the same kind of thing you know and you get to like you get to feed off of each other's success and energy and there's a lot of comics out there that do not have access to that and they they get stagnant mm get stuck in this little like I thought about this job I didn't get a long time ago and then I saw a person who got the job and I was like oh I'm glad I didn't get that job it was a writing thing but now they're stuck in that little that's the Velvet prison right and they can't get out yeah that's the Velvet prison it's a bad person to get in because you get a good living and then all of a sudden during the pandemic all that [ __ ] got shut down and all those guys were like oh no and I can't go on the road anymore cuz nobody knows who I am cuz I've been working in a writer room for 20 years and now I'm watching that person like try to bring themselves back and you're like the paddles aren't working and you also have a family now and you have a mortgage you you're not a 21-year-old guy on the road where you could just kind of like sleep with two other dudes in a hotel room and crash on the floor sleep in the tub cuz everybody snores you know it's like we we did wild things back then I in a storage room once I did a a gig on an island and they had cots in a storage room this like canned tomatoes and [ __ ] where we had a bathroom that we could [ __ ] in and then there was like there was nothing there there's no Hotel it didn't exist yeah there's so many gigs like that but those they build character those are important you can't do those you're build character no but I will say this I I do kick myself in the ass a lot cuz I didn't start when I first moved to LA you I waited tables 12 years then left came back a year and a half later as a comic that's mental illness I know get it it's not you just didn't jump but that's weird like all those years no interest in it no nothing that's the weird part cuz you didn't have an interest well no and I think it was Freddy when Freddy SoDo passed that's that was the jarring moment that was like what are you doing you know and he would say it constantly you should be doing standup come on the road you know that kind of [ __ ] and so and a lot of comics said it but it was you know cuz we would [ __ ] around in the kitchen I mean I'm doing bits in the kitchen with you with the uh looking for a stamp used still always do this thing where I would say hey I got to send um a letter do you have a stamp and she had an apron she would put her hand in her apron and just start fingering herself and I'm like are are you finding the stamp childish people around us would be like what the [ __ ] are you guys doing I'm like are you okay what is that it just like this running gag that we did for like five years so stupid so stupid but like we get bored you're doing comedy in the kitchen but we're just trying to find things that would entertain our brains right but you were always doing it with us so like then you did the pro wrestling and then you did stand up after the pro wrestling which is like oh okay makes sense but it but it worked like you're now you're a headliner like it worked and that's what I'm saying I'm loving it I mean probably the I got lucky with like going on the road with dice we only had a few uncomfortable encounters where I had to share a room with him and his ex-wife those I'll be on the couch I'm not listening I swear I've never heard any of this before that's crazy dice made you share a room with them well just it was though I'll tell you what happened he already dice he already sold out Mass Square Garden he was doing great it was my fault it was I I was supposed to leave at a certain time and the plane got delay not my fault but whatever like so it was like oh [ __ ] or immediate like that that was the only uncomfortable other than that we're in five star hotel so I'm spoiled right you know I get that little one thing and it was you know oh God what is this you know then I go on the road as a headliner by myself and I'm like oh this is different you know not as bougie but we're getting there are you bring in people with you not yet that's why I want to make this like my special I needed to go up because I think that's a great asset to be like me and Andrew have so much fun on the road because we're such good friends and and we [ __ ] to those videos all day and so we we make the most of it but when you on the road and you have to use people you don't know and and they're fine but having your friends is really a it's a great way to travel it's the only way it's really is but you got to get to a certain level to be able to pay them to do that yeah I started doing it before I really could afford it because I I realized at a certain point in time it's better to have people on the road with you than to make why could afford it I should let me correct myself I could afford it but it was cost me money yeah that's what you're losing money on your gig and because it wasn't I wasn't getting a lot of money back then either so it's like if I knew that the club wasn't willing to pay airfare and hotel and pay an opening act like a good amount of money like more than they're getting normally when they would be working at their Club so then I started bringing guys on the road with me and I was like oh this is so much better because then we're going out to dinner together we're laughing we're in the green room together we're laughing we do shows we're laughing we go to the airport we're laughing it's a lot less lonely it's fun it changes the entire gig and it makes the gig a great time and you know I'm out there with Duncan and Joey and Ari and so their family yeah so like we having we were having a great time it was a great time yeah it was just fun it was just fun and it just makes the whole thing more of an experience and then you're getting to watch them grow as well and now they're headline they're doing you know what I mean like everybody is moving up and that's a positive exactly everybody's learning from the road and but it's also it's like the just the experience of the job is we're all like oh we're so lucky we get to do this yeah we do that all the time at the club here it's every like godamn unb so lucky we're so lucky last night me and Steve small were like we are so lucky to be here like we're just in the Green Room loving it because it's just so great to see it's it's family it is it's family and when you meet somebody on the road like you go to another city and you see somebody that you kind of came up with or whatever like hey you're like a dog like let me hang out let's go hang out no there's something extra special about being on the road with some friends from a different city and like like one guy's working in a local Club when when's your show over 10:00 all right let's meet up oh you have two shows what a [ __ ] you know like I'm sorry I'm still yeah but those those days are you know like it's hard to appreciate it while it's happening but that's the rarest of rare in in in the world of occupations because you do a thing that is really fun to do you love doing it and other people get a great joy out of it yeah like the people go and they feel better and you're doing it with other friends who are also doing it and also enjoying it and everybody's just having a party and you're just making the the whole journey just more fun this just a better experience like it just what I'm lucky for another fortunate thing is Dice loves doing clubs right and I mean he do theaters whatever but he loves doing these little clubs so what he'll do is he does the early shows he doesn't like to do two shows so I headline the late shows nice so it's like we're still getting to hang out and then I'm meeting a lot of cool like locals from different areas so it's that's a little easier in that like I'm still hanging out with my buddy and then I'm meeting new people that is nice yeah so I got I am very very fortunate knockwood to work with him and where do you go up in La nowadays I'm always at the store of course but I do the LA Factory improv um and uh sometimes I I'll even go like do the haha I haven't done it in a while feel B but I love the haha too it's it's good I never [ __ ] with Flappers I think I only went up on Flappers once I haven't went once there I think the ice house they say is like all revamped I haven't done it to be honest since you were there yeah that was a great spot well that's where I used to go when I get kicked out of the store spent a lot of my time with house [ __ ] nerves with that story but yeah it was a fun time fun piece of History it was fun but yeah we were doing the uh what was it the you were doing the Friday night Chronicles or the Chronicles I'm sorry yeah we did the Ice House and uh I did The Improv quite a bit too improv in town but yeah I always missed the the hang of the store the hang of the store was always the different thing we had that quite a bit at the ice house we had a good hang at the Ice House well say you built that with your club for sure the Hang is phenomenal the the shows itself great as well but it's like that hang is so cool too it's important but you you brought that importance because I do feel like even if I work the other clubs I do wind up back at the store because they have more of the space to hang but you know um some nights you go and you go oh it's not tonight and then some nights you're like oh okay this is like an old you know yeah well that was always how it was even back in the day you'd go down there and no one would be there and be like e a few haters like yeah wait and as a waitress I'd be waiting for eight people so we could start the show so it was [ __ ] rough times but that those nights sometimes were like the best because everybody would show up and they're you know we just hang in the kitchen well that's where K Holzman developed you know oh God those crazy late night sets he's another one I remember him um showcasing oh he it's do I did his show when I was here I came in a little bit early and I did his show on a Thursday night and it was the crowd was phenomenal they love him and I realized I said something a little like you know out of control and then it got a big I go oh this is a Holzman show okay because for a second I was like yo you're not opening for to chill out this isn't a crowd that expect and then I realized oh it's Holtzman yeah and I remember him showcasing for mity and uh you know she was passing on him like not passing him if you will and he'd come in the back and he Crush like murder and he come right in her face and he'd be like was that good enough was that good enough I'm like why are you yelling at viny Shore and and she passed him in the belly room that's where she passed him oh cuz she it was like a whole thing she put him through she really put him through the ringer but it was great and he just it would come in and come in we had so much fun with him remember after September 11th she wouldn't let him go up for two weeks cuz he would bring it up bring it up he was going to open with it of course he did it with the Oklahoma City bombers bombings and he did it withan the wom woman who drowned her kids Susan Smith we talked about um the night after like all the Harvey Weinstein [ __ ] came out he I don't know if I should say what I whatever's in the news I'm going don't say what he said but me and Adam were in the back like they're going to lock the doors we're done we're done I didn't see what he said about Israel after October 7th I was not there but I could only imagine he did not leave that alone no he didn't he's a wild [ __ ] and he's he's putting these Road gigs up he's going doing Road gigs and then puts videos up of people leaving the show it's people getting upset it's Hyster it's my new favorite thing watch because you know I had to deal with it and a lot of and back in the day like they would walk out can I see the manager like it became a thing I used to [ __ ] with Holzman and he'd say he was like you'd see he's saying stuff people aren't like loving it and I'd be in the back i' be like can I see a manager please and you shut up [ __ ] and he go crazy but it was like a I feel like Donell I used to have but it was a bit but it was a bit it was it was a running gag we did at the store a lot we used to do a running gag with Brian o so tell us about your gay son of course my favorite thing to say but people would say it too early like not yet no you got to wait on that one and he would go I'm proud of my boy just That's my boy he would just go into this bit and you're just like what the [ __ ] are you D sometimes he would add crazy [ __ ] to it like we were at dinner we we were at MIT Shaw's house art link letter was there who elanar carrian and like he'd put random people in there with Bizarro historians and then uh I remember mity used to [ __ ] with him and make him follow certain people so he would follow uh Tanya Lee Davis I don't know if you remember her very funny uh I don't know little person thank you I couldn't remember the proper term and she'd Crush right and then she' get off and she had a chair on stage and everything and mity wouldd be sitting in the back Holzman go up throw the chair down what what kind of [ __ ] is it what is this a circus who's up next the bearded woman like he just didn't he couldn't handle that like Tanya Lee was in front of him and Tanya knew he was doing it so she'd laugh too she didn't care but he'd throw the chair down and just yell at mity for booking little people and M loved it she thought it was the greatest thing ever and Tanya would laugh too so she didn't care loved chaos she really did but it was fun to even make it more fun like like a drama like T's walking away like the [ __ ] but she knew it was a gay so she didn't care and she's killing it she's still Tores but it's just so funny like I would love to put them back together just like a a bunch of years later cuz it's it's got to be like 20 some years I've been doing this 16 years that's crazy I know that's that's legit every when you get over 10 it's like getting your PhD yeah 10 years is like you're a real comic I cannot it seems like I mean people have done it quicker but you got to be really obsessed and maybe you have a special talent and maybe pretty lucky too could be lucky but it also could be you are used to talking in front of people like maybe you were in AA like a lot of guys from AA became really good Comics yeah especially in Boston because they'd go up in front of people and tell stories about being hammered and all the [ __ ] they did so now I got to find my car and everybody's laughing it's funny but but it's hilarious at the same time a lot of really good Comics started out in AA yeah and so that was like a thing and also they had a lot of experiences to draw from because they had this crazy life but now they're sober so they they they had sort of a theme when they would go on stage that that was like a cheat code and I saw some guys get good really quick that way but it seems like 10 years is the the number that's the spot a lot and even then in 10 years you're still like are you any good but you're trying to like sort it out you're trying to figure out what it is that you do exactly and I feel like that at 16 years yeah it takes a while I still feel like that sometimes I'm like what I still sometimes I just re-evaluate my stuff and really I I love to be inspired you know and when I'm inspired the the key is like acting on that like if I get inspired if someone really funny is at at the club and I see him like that was great now I want to go write right but you got to really like go act on that like right while the inspiration is still why you got that ember keep it keep it lit and then and then go with it but you know it's like it you you always should be [ __ ] with it you're always like looking at it and tweaking it that's like like me and uh Norman were talking about that the other day he's like does it ever get to Groundhog Day and I was like not if you're writing new [ __ ] it doesn't because you always get things constantly so there's always like some new thing you're [ __ ] with you know we do a lot of show in New York together and I see him at every every show like if I'm at New York comedy club if I'm at the seller wherever I'm at marks on the show I'm like this is great like no matter what he's still out that like I think the night before he did he just did a big one in New York um not the Carnegie that's where I did but I was with Ty he was doing a big one and he was like you know how do I do I take the subway like a normal and I'm like take the car get a a nice car or something and take it there I forget venue he was doing but it was Giant and it was a big deal for him and he he's still at the stand the night before like doing shows and he's like well I'll see you guys after the Big Show you know he's so yeah he's so down to earth which I love because you're still out there grinding and I remember one night I was at the seller and I wasn't I was mad at myself CU I didn't do a newer bit and he goes [ __ ] like he didn't even play it I was like you [ __ ] but okay but he's right like do the bit take the chance he's just always on too he's he's a and when we do protect our Parks he's just like he's like just a pun machine half of them like you can't even address him cuz it would just like throw everything off you'd never get a sentence out just like he just he just he thinks in such a different way his notes are a clear sign of mental illness unbelievable those things are insane right it's like that the stack you can see in his back pocket I thought I thought he had a booty from one side what the [ __ ] are you doing just all flat on the other side they're all curved and sweated on and [ __ ] he's been sitting on him for years I believe it very strange guy we we were going from the stand to uh the comedy Celler and so we all piled in our Budd this guy Greg Stone also hilarious comic and we jump in his car he's got kids so me and Mark were like wedged in baby seats kind of things like we moved them but we were like wedg and he's like is this good for you always on and we're just literally on each other's laps like squished in poor Greg Stone's car that's hilarious uh yeah then we all did the sets at the seller after but I was like I hope he doesn't watch cuz you know I don't want him to judge he call me a [ __ ] for not doing my new [ __ ] but I worry about because I talk so much [ __ ] about Comics that's right yeah yeah yeah well that's why you got to really make sure you dot your eyes and cross your teeth yep so you can watch my special and you can see that I work really hard and where where's the special tell people how to get it it's on YouTube uh it's called No Country For Old women that's a great name I know and it came out March 1st so it was like women's month and I was like if you don't watch it you hate women no I'm just kidding is that March women's month is longer than Black History Month well we're women that's oh look how they spelled my name No Country For Old women this midd letters missing do you [ __ ] believe that that's how my name looked was that how on purpose or is it a joke no they didn't know uh we had a windstorm the night before and it blew those letters off oh no how [ __ ] crazy is that that's hilarious yeah and I did it in o we kept the lights on we did good it looks beautiful wow the lights look incredible my friend Lexi Shoemaker was a director and she really see the light on the bottom of the stage it kind of brightens it up a little bit there she is popping the co huh the nerve of her to do this uh somebody amazing it's really good that's I'm I'm very very proud of it and I love the name of course cuz I love being silly the name's awesome but it's you know what it is because we were talking about women you know people if you talk about sex if you talk about thiss whatever it um they do T to oh she always talks about her you know sex she always talks about this she alwayss about that fine so and they always say you're old yeah I know and I'm [ __ ] fine with it like I'm happy to almost be dead like I don't know what else you want me to do well just people are just always trying to find some way to [ __ ] on you cuz you're the person on stage getting attention I'm old in my title yeah deal with it [ __ ] yeah deal with it [ __ ] all right Elanor am I going to see you tonight yes I'm excited all right uh thank you my friend uh you got more things to tell people no uh I oh The Comedy Store podcast still we're still doing that comedy store podcast and hopefully what's up doc with Jeff Danish will be back where we watch documentaries and reveiew them we have so much fun doing it oh beautiful cool all right um give everybody your Instagram Instagram EJ carrian and I think it's just EJ caran across the board somebody else yeah Twitter Tik Tok Tik Tok go ahead China get in there CH get information okay I love you than you very much all right bye [Music] [Applause] bye

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