Joe Rogan & Bill Burr on Unattainable Beauty Standard Outrage

you know the best ones like most of my friends we all got busted for drinking or driving the best one was a buddy of mine they read his it was like you know practically 4:00 in the morning we noticed a maroon VW Fox blowing its horn trying to pass on the right we pulled the defendant over after repeatedly asking the defendant to stay in the car he got out of the car threw his keys at my feet and repeatedly stated locked me up I'm [ __ ] up and this is funny was my buddy was a good-looking guy and the the judge was a was a woman and when the guy read that you know locked me up I'm [ __ ] up and he wasn't the brightest guy and he just kind of he went like he put his head down like that he was you know a little pound puppy [ __ ] looking dude and she she gave him like a lighter sentence and cuz he was good-looking I think so yeah I mean it all plays in sy ugly people are complaining so much they won't take the time to develop a [ __ ] personality right some jobs do what the rest of us have to do like I don't get mad at Brad Pitt you know how that mean [ __ ] cuz he's [ __ ] beautiful I'm a [ __ ] bald redheaded male I know where I am in the pecking order and some of these [ __ ] people who are complaining right now who are mad that beautiful people get treated differently I understand racially speaking but you're not gonna do the beautiful thing and then then there's another thing that I said well society tries to you know they're the ones that [ __ ] didn't like you know like I love them like there's a supermodel like this is like an impossible standard of beauty to try and live up to yeah yeah yeah that's why she's on the cover of a magazine she's that level beautiful and you're gonna try and sit there and tell me that that was learned well here's the thing that's only women because when you see Jason Momoa playing Aquaman you don't hear men say that's an impossible standard of beauty that we have to know I just make fun of that [ __ ] stupid - hang on sir how much you can kick my ass that is the dumbest you should be on a [ __ ] cereal box it's a trident for years they had a problem like with Aquaman it's like he's in the ocean human beings are on earth like what do we like I have to see that [ __ ] movie what are they gonna be is it gonna be like Japanese people like finning he's be the same sharp he goes in the water is that his skin like well the bumps what is that is that a suit doesn't water get in the gloves I think that have to be all one piece right yeah you'd be annoying is any worse than water in your gloves well look it looks like he catches him like a water catcher not just like water gets in the gloves is like a funnel he looks like a stripper at a bachelorette party he paid money he got a good one god dieted down for that yes he did he got all the abs so he's bees better than I am his but this this is the fall different one yeah this is when he's in the Black Sea he wants to [ __ ] gets cold yeah did you see what's going on in the UK the UK is banned advertisements that feature unobtainable bodies there's a the way II read it recently the way they eat fish and chips over there that's gonna be most of advertising well they had these ads for summer bodies you know you see a girl in a bikini and they're now making it illegal why can't you aspire to that like I look at that Aquaman guy that makes me want to go to the gym I don't be like you know you could have full inner hair look like you got to make me feel better it's because the people that complain who are the people that complain the people that complain to the people that don't want to work to be that lady they don't want to work to get that kind of a body and they want to they just want to not see it they don't want any didn't want to go to the subway and see a body that they're never gonna have yeah I saw I saw an actress complaining one time because the studio total that she needed to lose 15 pounds and like you can't drop 15 to star in a movie I mean what what carrot can they specifically carrots some veggies in your diet what are they active dangled in front of you to go to the [ __ ] gym like the rest of us like I literally like cuz I would say I'll guys not to deal with that like yeah we do of course yes we do if I had to deal with that No gained 20 pounds dude forget about him it's just having five lines in a [ __ ] movie if I am north of 170 172 pounds the [ __ ] tweets I get hey Billy booze bag hey Billy [ __ ] tits hey freckles all of this [ __ ] that I get like I know like they sit there and they liked it they're like they're acting like like [ __ ] preteens where everything is just everything's about them and the whole [ __ ] world gives us [ __ ] celebrities but they're [ __ ] political views is the funniest thing ever it's like all you're you're not you're not making anybody change their mind politically I think I need a [ __ ] speak up it's like no you can't have the spotlight on you enough that's all you're doing cuz all you're doing with that [ __ ] is your first of all you're alienating half the [ __ ] people that are gonna go see whatever the [ __ ] you're in and then secondly you're just getting on the radar of lunatics in white vans with two seats that are looking up how to [ __ ] build pipe bombs like that that's that's the fallout it's like the jerk when he goes average run-of-the-mill son of a [ __ ] you nobody picks Steve Martin the idea that a girl shouldn't be asked to lose weight to look hot for a movie is [ __ ] crazy because that's what you're playing you're playing a hot woman and there's and there's millions - everybody's in shape I remember [ __ ] see and I still a bit about this I saw Ben Stiller in in Meet the Fockers or something there was a scene where he had to have his shirt off in the pool he had [ __ ] ABS you're in a comedy yeah cuz that's because you were seeing the influence of for the [ __ ] Internet you know I mean was just like you know it gets in your head people just [ __ ] trash and you like I already knew I was unsightly but I didn't realize how many things that people didn't enjoy about till I got on the internet I was like wow I never noticed that about myself so yeah I don't have look if some of you really has like a [ __ ] eating disorder you know I feel like [ __ ] nobodies I have sympathy for those people but you're 15 pounds 20 pounds I mean [ __ ] you know eat drink some [ __ ] smoothies these women that are playing these roles have to understand first of all that part of the reason why you got that role is not just because of your acting ability but also because you're pretty you have a beautiful face you're born with it you didn't even work at it and then on top of that you're supposed to a beautiful person in the movie they would like you to not be fat well there's also there's also there's millions of dollars at stake that could be lost so I always feel like your job is even if you look like me is to show up on time knowing your lines in the best possible shape you could get yourself in that's that's the wrong that's the proven if I'm just [ __ ] playing without your Artie Lange what if you're Artie Lange and you're supposed to play the guy that smoking cigarettes and you're the brother-in-law that's drunk all the time then your job to look that without you jobs look that way yeah her job is look at the hot woman that everybody wants to [ __ ] if they're telling you you have to lose weight and you're a beautiful woman it's because they want to make you more attractive it's does not like discrimination there's a reason they want a better product I don't want to make money yeah they want to try to another product and I'll tell you nothing to like really but those both male and female like those beautiful people at that level it's like they're [ __ ] aliens like I've done a couple of movies I did a movie one time and I remember it was a scene we were in a car and the star of the movie was holding on to the steering wheel and I was like like I never thought this ever about a woman I was like her forearms are gorgeous I was looking at Mike I was like those forearms are perfect but I didn't make me when I went to Stockholm Sweden how beautiful the people were that I was writing on the street pointed guys with my wife go Neil look at that guy look at that that [ __ ] guy like he's like an accountant walking down the street I doesn't know if you [ __ ] came over here he'd be starring in movies and that's not all the Sweden by the way that's like just when you're in Stockholm that's like their Manhattan so all the beautiful [ __ ] people but I mean I went into a couple I went to this maggot plate one and bought like a magazine and something like that when I was over there and the woman behind the counter was like a [ __ ] 11 here but she was working at a magazine stand so that was her energy okay how you do I'm working in a magazine and my dream hasn't come true yet you just look at him like you you could sign with who is that big modeling agents yeah like that all like Cindy Crawford now them are worth back in the day the Vikings its Viking blood they the best-looking people they went over there and raped and pillaged and all that good DNA is left they caught the best women they kept them alive kill everybody else I always had what happened oh yeah I don't know what happened I Kings like that's why they're so big beautiful oh yeah no this super trophy that's one of the funniest things ever when you go over to like the what do they call this the Nordic you see and then Scandinavia swith in the Nordic countries always just to remind myself at that like you go over there was the funniest [ __ ] [ __ ] cuz they're so goddamn tall there would be kids almost my height whose voices hadn't changed yet and they had the mentality of like an 11 year old man like except they were speaking that I said hi - agent how did what is the talking boy said and change it and I was just sitting there laughing my ass off go this is like [ __ ] yeah they like everybody was like like six-three six-four six-five like rail-thin with their [ __ ] european pants

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Length: 9min 48sec (588 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 20 2018