Joe Rogan & Bill Burr - Society Doesn't Dictate Gender Differences

you walk offstage and get on that [ __ ] thing you feel like a king you got a driver what do you give a [ __ ] you don't give a [ __ ] about anything I could be on the road forever in that just making eggs on that little stovetop now you're in there drinking you're doing what you want you're watching Goodfellas a [ __ ] anchorman that is pretty beautiful it's so blessed experience - you're riding in that thing you're that's a retro experience it's not just a truck yeah that thing I you know my wife nixed it it's like wait are you gonna put the [ __ ] driver we'll keep it I don't need it she was right my wife's overjoyed not always but mostly women don't like when you collect [ __ ] like where you gonna put that they don't like that you get too many things you know I half the reason why I got this place collect [ __ ] here oh yeah nobody can see nothing the spot woman says nothing no but then it becomes you spend more time down there than you do up here I don't though I've got a I got it nailed I figured it out get up early you're being such a jerk that's why they don't have a point I don't actually I can actually refute your opinion your point or whatever it's so universal to all women have that response like the [ __ ] is wrong with you mmm yeah we had a highway yeah that's it well imagine being them watching you imagine being a woman have taken care of your children you know you give birth you have this little tiny infant and then financially you're relying on this [ __ ] maniac it's out there flying helicopters and fixing cars I know playing drums all day it's like what are you long as the money keeps coming in they can't say anything but they're like what the [ __ ] are you doing the end of the day you married an eight-year-old marry a comedian oh Jesus Christ yeah you're lucky we got drug addicts yeah yeah no I'm I'm uh I got a I got a work on myself man I got a [ __ ] you know I I just yeah I am a difficult person to live with evidently I didn't realize it but like I'm now looking at it honestly stepping back and look I got yeah I can see that Oh I can see that yeah I've thought about it I'm definitely difficult well if you don't think about it they'll remind you about it yeah but I mean I just imagine relying on me I mean I'm reliable like I'm not I want to be like you you could have married the me that worked in a [ __ ] warehouse and I would have been the same thing you know and we would be in a [ __ ] studio apartment here's the deal though they went to married yeah huh yeah yeah yeah if you were just [ __ ] off never got your [ __ ] together you notice about women too is their ability to move on yeah whoa that guy though I've always said like if I ever [ __ ] died how quickly all my clothes would be it down at the goodwill you know and she just be like you know sell the house let's just burn some sage yeah that was interesting all right well almost to the plate all my discussions with biologists and people who study like what's God's ads what is his discipline behavioral psychology but he studies you know his GAD sad is that last name as his fullness aad G ad that's his first name GAD s aad is his last name it doesn't rhyme because it also rhymes Canadian evolutionary behavioural scientist brilliant guy he was so in Lebanon does his name still rhyme that's a good question is there anywhere he can go nobody did my name is GAD said no he calls himself the Godfather he's like oh so he just steered into it he's a great guy I can't matter he's 13 but brilliant dad sad I don't think sad means the same thing over there you know differently but in a day it rhymes there's no country you can be on you could be on that [ __ ] little island where they shot that guy with the arrows and they're gonna make fun of you sir probably kick you off the island yeah you can't name you keep like some of these celebrities some of the [ __ ] names they name their kids it's just like don't you remember school if you don't remember how [ __ ] mean kids were why are you giving my a plate painting a [ __ ] bye get it you're creative yeah have a meditation room [ __ ] don't do that with the name well give him a nice bill name William this is folding chair Johnson people need to express themselves they do it through the naming of their children my other favorite thing that what they do is when they [ __ ] they put their political agenda on them like that kid doesn't even have a [ __ ] chance like this whole thing like gender roles babies by the way that my little experience being a dad going to kid birthday parties they those kids are not old enough for that behavior to be learned dude the kids come the boys show up it is [ __ ] Braveheart they come over the [ __ ] Hill they the girls are social they're sitting there that kind of the taking things in you know the kids boys coming they [ __ ] dude up we were at one on Saturday and there was this this kid who's hilarious he looked like a little Bobby Hurley he's a point guard right and he was playing this game he had like this ball and he was using his his like forums is a bat and he was hitting and then he would catch it then he would throw it between his legs he was doing all it's kids hand-eye coordination was great for his age so over in the corner where I was sitting with my daughter was these like little like sort of like cushions that someone had put together like three piece thing and made it into like a little chair for someone an old person like me could sit down so I stood up because I was worried the ball was gonna hit so it's kind of guarding that so he went over and got the ball at one point and just seeing the chair there you know all built like that he just saw it and just kicked it just destroyed it and then continued on I think like why did he do that this is a boy he's a boy yeah we like ruined [ __ ] well you got a lot of energy little kids like need something to do that's physical their little bodies have the little little batteries overflowing with energy just saying that their [ __ ] was all about like grabbing throwing breaking yeah breaking yeah do you remember being a kid yeah but he did that yeah so this one this whole thing of like like well women aren't aggressive like that because you know a standards yeah I think it's they're aggressive in like I think that they la Lily from like just survival [ __ ] they're looking and like alright that's what I have to compete with and there are you see them looking at the boys who appear to be dominating and what they are is they're actually showing all of their carts and the little girls are already taken and in breaking them down knowing well I can't get physical with this person I can't like dominate this person physically this is definitely and they just immediately stuck on like that's why they're [ __ ] smarter than we are I think no lose you're somewhere in there I don't necessarily think they're smarter I think what's going on is that men have we have different DNA and that the genes are aggressive and men never be doing on reckless [ __ ] right that's I'm just saying this society didn't sit down until they didn't watch three cereal commercials and then be like oh I need to be [ __ ] this I just think that's that's just some [ __ ] that adults comment came up with and it's not just adults it's almost always women it's women that think that there's something wrong with the way men are raising their sons they think there's something that like the this idea of these men raising these kids these kids being aggressive is because the way they've been coached that's not true it's just that's just a part of being a boy this is a but [ __ ] ton of studies if people wanted to actually look at the science if you leave boys alone with toys and girls alone with toys boys will gravitate towards trucks and [ __ ] you know things that they can hit and smash and grow sit down there with little teacups and they play with dolls it's natural it's just a hundred percent natural yeah there's a documentary on babies well you know what babies are gender neutral the raising their kids gender neutral so they don't call them a boy or a girl and my thing with that is there's no way you're not saying to your son you're sure you don't want to wear the dress and then the kid wants to [ __ ] and once the parents approval yeah I didn't want that football I guess I wanted the dress and it's just like like I said you know my kids barely - so what the [ __ ] they're I know I'm just saying my limited experience at kids birthday parties is it's not even how it was ever even questioned that like they're too [ __ ] too young they [ __ ] here and a half two years old like the you telling me that society has already yeah they have

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Published: Thu Dec 20 2018