Jimmy Carr "Best Swearing I've Ever Heard" - Aisling Bea LOSES IT? | Aisling Best | 8 Out of 10 Cats

what would you do to yourself up Ashley swimming with dolphins is always a good one but I will say ring a head to the leisure center to make sure I bring them I do to cheer myself up hang around with friends oh thank you lovely we've never met before in the news at the moment like I finally understand watching football coz night after night I feel like I'm watching like this go come on I'm sorry of the first time well what I thought was the first time I met Liam from base oh my gosh it was not the first time I met Liam from bake-off so I am asked extra slice Liam comes up to me and this is just after the hashtag me two campaigns haha where's this story goes you showed me your broad words when I was a kid everyone around me like oh no I don't what did I however what about what I do and then you were yeah yeah you lifted up your top and showed me your boobs yeah and still nothing is coming back which is not always a good sign I did he goes yeah we were in a TV show together and I played someone you should have opened with that it was my pal that asked to see your tits for a fiver yes in this usually I am for them getting rid of the advertising for children well I actually put myself through University doing a McDonald's advert and I was in this McDonald's advert where I had to basically horse my tongue into this young fella was kissing in Ireland and then find a urine his backpack and go mhmmm and I'd spend that euro on burgers I don't see this advert is gonna be grand there is one bus stop in the town that I'm from and I ended up on the bus stop corn mm-hmm and obviously someone rose or Ashlyn's a slot on it which was a fair enough review at the time my mother did my mother went in in the middle of the night with a bottle a jiff and a Jay cloth and right she should have written in the first place [Applause] people won't have kids tonight what do you think I mean your your knocked-up full-blown pregnant first a second second I've rode my life you know like they come out you're funny guys haven't they invented yet remember those like face cloths and you add water to them and they expand and this is genuinely for the science community who I know watch etho like the small bit to the baby and he go oh there it goes and then you push it in a bowl for nine months and you can get on with your slowly expanding you cannot give your time in a marathon and not sound a bit smug yeah triathlon one did you what are the tree or this garland the tree tries all oh one you don't know cuz that would be impossible you can't run in the wall jesus said do you like is a teenager a bit wild you will what was the wildest thing you ever did I'll just just partying you know where we had catering College we are boarding school and we used to sneak into the school and go and steal food inside the kitchen and have party come back we starts us camembert and lots of stuff this is equivalent to me gone I love potatoes potatoes potatoes potatoes we still come on bear and we went crazy and the amount of effort we put in you'll never actually know you're curling your eyelashes you're dyeing your skin you're plumping up your boobs you're pulling on this Bank yes we are the hair you downstairs away trying to get rid of it so someone get their head in there well how do I look and he's like well you always look beautiful to me your eggs you you have a line to save someone's feelings I mean I would lie to hurt feelings that it's a little bit too much honestly by earlier on I was like I'm going through a difficult stage growing at my fringe but you said it looked fine but I do feel like I might look like a Victorian boy is there or Jimmy you've got literally the same Jimmy not a female one know your task is simple use the ingredients in front of you to create a cake that's a self-portrait Rob you can death so clear self-portrait the shape and colors exactly the same here's what you're aiming for this is self-portrait I iced earlier interesting I will be electrocuting you as you Isaac oh okay so Liam and I will be judging the other this as fairly as we can you're up against the clock on this so start decorating now [Applause] this is oh my bloody horrible until my eyes from empty my bowels I thought that might help I'm gonna write cliff down my leg in a minute [Applause] Irish I've ever okay train tickets to go ten seconds can I take some you orbit we need more marshmallows for up still why are you looking let's take a look at Ike's therapeutic you're right I don't know I'm saying actually that was maybe the best swearing I've ever heard so Rob take us through your cake just turn it around there please ashlee clueless were you in the mighty boosh at some snow did you hold that up against a shins face so we can see I mean it's pretty much identical okay so our limb uses the best name yeah okay so whose cake is the best [Applause] you

Channel: E4

Views: 2,174,427

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Id: Duv8IhC8lYk

Length: 8min 26sec (506 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 18 2020