Jim Carrey TOP 7 AWARD SHOW MOMENTS - 2016

thank you I am two-time Golden Globe winner Jim Carrey you know when I go to sleep at night I'm not just a guy going to sleep I'm two-time Golden Globe winner Jim Carrey going to get some well-needed shut-eye and when I dream I don't just dream any old dream no sir I dream about being three-time Golden Globe winning actor Jim Carrey because then I would be enough it would finally be true and I could stop this is terrible search for what I know ultimately won't fulfill me but these are important these awards I don't want you to think that just because if you blew up our solar system alone you wouldn't be able to find us or any of human history with the naked eye but from our perspective this is huge one more time here are the nominees for Best Motion Picture Best Male performance goes to Jim Carrey Ace Ventura the nature pole and sorry I could not be there with you tonight but I am in Alaska trying to reclaim my soul I am running naked with the caribou I am wrestling with the grizzly bears and swimming playfully with the oil-soaked otters I'm sure I join the rest of the nominees when I say that this award to me is not only an ancient symbol of your appreciation but it is also a grim reminder of the deterioration of your society the dumbing of America as some of you have so kindly put it oh that reminds me of a story an ancient tale about the Raven that spoke to the movie critic it goes like this take that with you pass it down you do not have to understand it early that's a parable thank you ladies and I ain't even got to open this Jim Carrey I'd like to I'd like to thank of Jamie Foxx and stuff and for introducing me and I'd like to give a big shout-out to Britney Spears who's here okay but like you know leave me alone Britney cuz like I'm too old for you man I'm 17 and Wow let me see I want to I want to just want to say that I'm really thankful for this and it's a great honor because because I believe that young people rule the world and stuff and and and I've always felt a really special connection with with teenagers and everyday and and I'm kind of like you know kind of like a teenager you know in certain ways like when I got my braces and stuff you know I was really embarrassed and then like all my friends you know got braces too and then it was like cool and and then you know like when I you know whenever there's something like you know really really important happening I get really nervous and like I I totally break out and stuff you know you should see my back I shouldn't have touched it you know but like you know but that's okay because I saw in the snake backstage and they totally broke out too you know in fact they have a new breakout album and stuff but but like you know I'm really happy to be here and it's it's really great and oh ouch well that one hurts well that's ready to go no I'm sensing some seismic activity on this one yeah I better get out of here before I go totally a Mount st. Helens man okay thank you very much good evening ladies and gentlemen I'm here tonight to present the Academy Award for outstanding achievement in film editing that's all I'm here to do I have nothing else to worry about I could just show up and enjoy the parties I'm sorry I didn't expect that to happen winning the Oscar is not the most important thing in the world it's an honor just to be now oh gosh uh-oh it's my own fault I screwed it out about a month ago I would have thought that voting for myself was gonna make the difference you know but you really got to get out there and talk to people anyway who cares I have been bitten by a river dominated jump into the ocean a good film editor is vital to the art of filmmaking they are unsung heroes in our business rearranging and matching the images we see on screen agonizing over the infinite possibilities without their talents and tenacity the story could never be told and they deserve our recognition our respect and our true gratitude this is where fashion began we regularly modeled by Adam in the garden his fig leaf and forbidden fruit ensemble dares to say banish me for I have eaten from the tree of knowledge the group I'm here to introduce weren't there in the Garden of Eden but they wrote a cool song about somebody who loves they should be ashamed of themselves especially Keith but they're not and that is why we envy them so ladies and gentlemen Rolling Stone and the winner is Jim Carrey whoa thank you will one word two syllables breath assure okay I had a lot of time to think of that it's not fair first of all I would like to thank Will and the rest of the nominees in this category they are unbelievable talents and want what I've got so bad they can taste it I like to thank my management team who are wonderful the best at what they do in every category and should thank their lucky stars they ever met me it's not what I meant to say it's the truth I would like to thank the fans who have always supported my comedies but don't quite know what to think of me and drama and lastly I would like to thank MTV especially the producer of this show who obviously had a real brainchild you know sat and thought wow I can get a lot of commercial coverage sell a lot of time if I could get a bunch of celebrities together in a room I know I'll give them an award and if they don't show up people will think they're ungrateful I really am grateful for this it's a tremendous honor and business it's really no it's mostly an honor business it's a business in an honor but I'm grateful I am grateful thank you very much and the winner is Jim Carrey in The Truman Show let it brew let it blow you know after this year's so-called Oscar race I realize that dancer for the man just ain't where it's at and I decided right then and there that no matter what they tried to take away from me I was gonna be who I really am so I want to thank a couple of people like to accept this award on behalf of my new biker friends I'd like to thank MTV for throwing this little shindig giving us an excuse to party one more time I got a little bone to pick with the programming Department you know I like rap music as much as the nice frightened Caucasian but you know what it'd kill you every once in a while to play a little Foghat last but definitely most important to me I'd like to thank all the ladies we're dressing up so pretty for some fine-looking seeing this room tonight you're all going in my fantasy file I'll tell you that I don't care who your daddies are hey is that chick from the Ricky Martin video gonna be at the party I don't know who she is man but I mean to find out in sunday rain the snow let it flow baby up next Jennifer Lopez Keanu Reeves and the award for best movie I'm telling you with a y2k thing hits whole place is gonna go smash

Channel: Top Se7en

Views: 3,670,985

Rating: 4.8244739 out of 5

Keywords: Jim Carrey, Jim Carrey award show, Funny award show speeches, MTV Movie Awards, Funny Oscar Speech, Funny Golden Globes, The Cable Guy, Ace Ventura, Jim Carrey Acceptance Speech

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Length: 19min 25sec (1165 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 14 2016