Jester is "The Cleric" - Critical Role (Campaign 2)

Video Statistics and Information

Video
Captions Word Cloud
Reddit Comments
Captions
and quiet falls over the encampment nice jester it's your turn oh i come running out of the tent okay say oh molly molly oh [ __ ] oh no this is oh okay and i kneel down next to him and um i'll just spare the dying can trip it's a can shrimp it hasn't took somebody going so you're not you're not conscious yet oh but you're stable can i try to do some like medicine on him to like you know does that heal him do you have a healer's kit i have a i don't think so she has desserts i have some doughnuts and then i have some paint supplies as you're standing here you watch uh molly is no longer bleeding out um and it's just breathing and kind of coughing in the unconsciousness uh from the pain um you watch the gestures fiddling through her bag pulling things out you have a six pack of donuts but you don't have a healer's kit there and you're the cleric i'm confused what is this i've never like traveled with a bunch of people that i thought would die in front of me okay i never needed the healer's kit before well congratulations you're the cleric [Music] do you have like a bandage do you have like a thing oh yes of course i do i have a lot of bandages because i am the cleric let me know you guys because i've got lots of healing cause i'm the does anybody need any healing i'm really shabby at the moment oh that's too bad because i don't have any spells left what have i done what have i done here laura you are a perfect creature who creates magical life with the power of womanhood uh towson's new character is a cleric so you don't have to heal anyone i see that this is going down and all right i'm just going to cast a quick healing word a cleric who likes to heal uh um deuces have any healing left not a drop you've i have healing though don't worry i have healing who are you i have healing you carry very interesting companions i know they've saved my life you know and i've saved theirs because i'm a really good cleric did you know that i do that now i did not i can heal people mom that is incredible she can i'm a really good one what's that new magic you used amazing i see jester over there and i know that she does have the ability to heal so i will wow i don't know if i trust her i heal people no i can't trust you i will just burn all my actions agency breakout keep your boy safe that's okay thank you he will definitely need lots of healing on this island and between you and me gesture's a really bad clearing so feeling word is just such dog [ __ ] as far as like the what it can do healing word no it's not shh i'm i'm doing uh that was i've been doing a prayer feeling make it rain we could both do prayers of healing yeah all right so i'm doing everybody except not and i'm adding to this okay i'm going to say i'm doing it too but i'm not really going to count three one two um that's uh 14 points 14 points everybody please heal everyone do you guys feel better i do thank you thanks mr clay and jester you're welcome all right as as the the wave of healing divine energy he's so bad he's not dead oh i feel him i'm out of spells kind of like looks over his shoulder you see like the blood streaks down the side of his face and he can like crawl quicker away from you you know i hold on to his ankles can't you do any healing i mean i can cast barely dying but he's kind of already scared yeah dying that's when he passes out okay i have to think can you heal some of this grass it's dead well no i mean can't you you're like a clara can't you like make it grow again grass right now oh heel grass you can do it that was good well she wished that would have been nice for you guys to decide to do it last night so we're not entering into this [ __ ] day without down the street well we could message uh mauro and ask if anyone else showed up yesterday yeah i'll be sure to do that at the end of the day today if i don't use obama's spells she wins you guys what if we need me for revivify or something eyes partially open the breath the final breath escaped the body turn onto the stone you rush forward pull up the diamond traveling tell the wild mother that that caduceus needs help and they place the diamond on his chest and i catherine you're so healy yeah okay i have three healing potions i could muster we'll take them all right yeah sure i'll buy one thank you anybody else um jumping in i'll chip in for this yeah i don't need them i can heal people on my head did i see the child go down you would have yes okay then i'm going to run over to the kid you don't have to they're going to stop you just kill the kids no all these other people are helping this kid so i guess i will too somebody better kill that big people though i don't care but now i feel guilty i'm gonna heal this kid cure once what are you doing should i use my last spell on this camera okay i'm going to use a healer's kit oh i could have gotten that last toilet that he would have heard a really good balance that i'm doing this [Laughter] just to pull this out do you want me to try to heal you no i don't again i don't want to impose how did i do oh i mean if it's your offering i'll take it but i am definitely leaving for my eyes i'm going to pass at the second level here wins because not seems like she's dying don't strain a hammy do you want your wounds on you because i can cast spells i'm a cleric she kind of just holds the hand out in your direction your woe she's our healer so oh [ __ ] can someone she's dying right now i can't run up to it or else i will die if i try to do that so i'm gonna guiding bold it sure yeah from far away i'm gonna i know uh i'm gonna try to take it out i'm gonna guiding bold it at level uh 20 at level four guiding bolded at level four okay go to roll and attack on it flow's unconscious beau is unconscious on the ground yes two death saves you you do you no what are you doing jester level four getting bolt or something well if it dies then ball will be saved see that's a balanced valid point if it bleeds though then bo will be in a lot of trouble here but i hurry up here decisions you got six seconds moving past if you don't make a choice no okay okay okay okay okay okay okay look i'm going to run up and i'm going to cure wounds on both all right forehead and i guess kira wounds at level four has a bonus action i'm going to just be like man i think i could have killed it do i come back to consciousness seeing jester's face of regret and disdain i'm glad you're back and stuff why aren't you like a wizard or a sorcerer i don't know i don't have any healing spells other than killer ones though i i actually i i cast mascara wound so that was a lot faster anyway uh yeah you do know that cure wounds is like the healing spell more or less i brought her back she died i brought her back i don't know if you noticed but i am a bit of a healer i promise i'll heal you if you start to hurt okay thank you i've been healing you that's all i've been doing i'll cast third level away no i won't heal you because i don't have i'm not a healing word you no cause you didn't because i had that don't worry in the morning i can take a spell that will heal you i didn't prepare scrying today what you use it literally every day well not on days i don't prepare it what did you prepare today are you preparing all healing spells what can can you do you have find the path can you find this a path i but you know i kind of prepared some spells at the beginning of the day and i didn't prepare that one because i thought you'd be fighting and so i made a i prepared like a heel spell instead because you know 22. um dang it i had wanted to heal um for the first time ever and then for my bonus action i'm going to cast healing word at a lame-o first level on not oh okay i finished the jester well you guys are both arcane users so that would make sense that you know the two of you would be the ones i was kind of being a little sarcastic oh i got that i'm getting my power comes from a different place it's better for the healer to go live yes i can i can undo anything terrible where's our last the healer trying to be a good i cleric want to be a good cleric i want to hit him but also like i'm like like a badass healer you know so i can like hit things and heal at the same time how much damage did you take to deuces i am 12 points of damage down i don't know if i have any healing spells prepared casting commune okay most inconvenienced clerics sometimes i forget to remember that i'm supposed to kill people right i think we should get the armor you're our only healer oh the salt it's true it's true this is i'm gonna that's cool is this how hard it is for you to heal someone yeah level spell are we that low on health no no okay then i'm not gonna do it what am i supposed to do what am i supposed to do not only a save all my stupid spell slots for stupid healing because people are dumb and get hurt and then b save all my money so i can buy diamonds just to save people let them know like what if i want to buy other things sounds like cleric was a really good choice for you this time around [Music] you
Info
Channel: GammaAlanna
Views: 1,111,117
Rating: undefined out of 5
Keywords: Critical Role, Mighty Nein, Matthew Mercer, Matt, Mercer, Laura, Bailey, Jester, Travis Willingham, Fjord, Ashley, Johnson, Yasha, Marisha Ray, Beau, Liam O'Brien, Caleb, Widogast, Sam Riegel, Nott, Taliesin Jaffe, Caduceus, Clay, Molly, Mollymauk, Tealeaf, Frumpkin, Vox Machina, Vax, Vax’ildan, Vex, Vex’ahlia, Scanlan, Percy, Grog, Keyleth, Pike, Gilmore, Taryon, Darrington, Trinket, Dungeons and Dragons, DnD, Critrole, CR, cleric, healing, revivify
Id: GT49tFrlwvA
Channel Id: undefined
Length: 13min 52sec (832 seconds)
Published: Sat Oct 24 2020
Related Videos
Note
Please note that this website is currently a work in progress! Lots of interesting data and statistics to come.