The Very Best of Jester's Sendings

hey mr gentlemen we found your safe house we cleared it out of a bunch of fish people don't worry everything's fine now okay we also found the troll in the swamp we killed that too and we also have some crocodiles please respond to this if you need anything let us know and his agent is dead his person out here is dead and your agent out here the guy with the no teeth is dead okay well seeing how the spell's limit is 25 words and i want to keep standing on my mama and i'm just going to say hi mom i got the new spell i want to say thank you for the package you sent me i know that it was really hard for you to do that and i love you so much and i hope everything's okay with you and i got your letter and the ink and i think it's hello gentlemen this is jester please respond just yes if you've please was that 20 oh [Laughter] twice for now are they moving you how are you safe oh two questions oh no no no like if he comes twice is that two yeses like three times hi kickoff um [Laughter] please say so next [Music] are there any prominent markings around you do you think you'll be alone anytime do you know what they have planned for you [Laughter] guess what we're here but not needs to let you know she looks a little different [Music] she still loves you okay we're on our way we're hey luke it's the blue lady you met that one time i'm with your mom and your dad they love you they're cool and okay are you are you okay two though is that one word that's called two heyo um so we're all saved don't worry about us we fought these guys with like five arms wolf we almost died but no we're good we're good no i can just be simple this time yeah what if i just go like don't start with that caleb is legitimately laughing i'll end with that what do you mean though what are you doing okay oh man so you cast the spell oh man reaching out into the ether sending your thoughts and words forward you say the orphan maker has arrived where can we find you caleb thinks that because of his history he may be able to learn something about himself that would help you guys if it's alive you pooping okay further developments on our mission we need your help again to travel a great distance it's of dire importance what do you think can you found out nugget really likes ground nuts like in a meal form because i don't think we've been feeding in the right thing also how's my family also how's the fail hey oh is everything okay we're back at the house just wondering where you are let me know we're oh curious donuts you have too much power with the smell it's the last six words that are always the thing just omit all the verbs talk like a caveman [Music] hey we're saved tripod who made where from what's for [Music] fire bad [Laughter] how's luke how's luke don't wait be brief in your responses you can tell him that too right you got 25 words to respond to this message so we beat the dragon up this is possibly my father you guys i have to sound cool yeah you do okay i'm going to send the message to the gentleman he's always really happy to hear from me right hi dad oh my god right out the [ __ ] gate wow oh [ __ ] oh looks like we may be coming back to the area you're in do you know anything about this like beacon thing also we'd love to see you [Music] what are you doing right now [Laughter] hello it is i archived zenoth letting you know beauregard is an expositor now top of her class oh no how are things there anything weird happened anything weird [Laughter] we really need to talk to you if you have the time because it's super important also you're super cool we miss you and you float really good as a reminder you don't have to say all the words but i appreciate the effort immediately step down into a darkened stone interior space one you recall previously as the reception chamber for teleportation within tide peak tower hi this was up top right oh [ __ ] it was part way up the tunnel yes we did it again we said we would tell them wait last time we did this we called him from this room oh hey guess what we're gonna come here in a little bit we're going to be here in this tower a little bit here at the store um you mean there just let us know when it's going to come in hey this is the mighty nine i don't like what what i don't think you like us but are we allowed to come there yet because we haven't you know there's only your messages what do you send to the plane king pipelining it's just or do you remember me how are things going there we miss you are you guys causing crimes and stuff how's your hair you put me that's actually i think that on i'm going to send a message to bose the top council to beau's dad what wait what okay this checklist is i'm so happy sending is dangerous how are things going there did you hear my warnings before we are keeping eyes on you send a message to the inevitable end what and just say so you kind of disappeared but i just want to say thank you so much for helping out back there uh if you want a friend because it's probably send another one pretty lonely there with whatever you're doing if you want a friend you know just let us know thank you again also like your hair [Laughter] guess who's back um we're back at the drawer house we miss you so much we need to talk to the bright queen are you around oh my gosh you have to hear about everything that's one word that's this oh my gosh we just talked to the right queen things are looking good maintain the ceasefire super important we'll be arriving tomorrow to talk that's impressed we all [Music] we don't know anything about you we just realized we should really hang out more are you single do you have kids swipe right swipe right also mom's [Laughter] name you still are you in the tree no i'm not in the tree you can't respond i'm still talking wait till i finish talking with you and then you can respond just let me know where it's way over the word and what do you say remember hey you remember us it's 99 we're coming to see you along with some other folks they're all big [Music] telegram is really great actually that lifted my experience maybe they have pink hair maybe they don't hey i'm going to send four day message four we just go huh wait what's taking you guys so long we're going to the volleyball sheesh [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] it is so much weirder when you're in receipt of one of those messages i honestly thought she was going to ask if i was pooping did she hear all that oh i'm not forgetting that they can hear us oh dragon turtle i'm so very sorry we attacked you i didn't realize you were just searching for your mate and now i feel really guilty if you need help how many words is this anybody that's yeah you're done i forgot it's been three months i was enjoying still gotta keep up with this travis i'm gonna send a message to early before i forget that i said [Music] [Laughter] a village the people here could be crazy maybe you guys should hide also they might try to destroy the ship you played so good we're all heading back to the tree house um come back you pooping she'll come back i'm already uh here in the treehouse well i didn't either way see you guys in just a moment you heard that just as you open the door she's like right there talking to you is that weird moment where you're both in the phone but you both went to the same room there's lots of ships unguarded on the east side [Music] behind the upside down waterfall [Music] but move fast cause these things are flying off the shelves tomorrow [Applause] oh archivist cathode we are on our way to the teleportation circle within your library library yeah okay see you soon can't wait for the 99 it's where the mighty nine coming with bo okay dearest trent hey got your message to caleb we will death be there can't wait to see what your house looks like any dress code i'm getting good at this growth hi if we need to leave super fast how quick could you get caduceus's armor done like a day how much would it be and my flask and flask hi i'm here with ford hired you wondering if you found sabian what's going on there um is he dead he's alive just let hi we are headed to ayore the nonagon is here can you help us we are looking for threshold crests do you have any knowledge huh that's the worst message i've ever said no it's not no it's nice do you want to meet us things are dangerous it's important tell them where we are i don't know how to tell them where we are tell them where we just left we just left south of the we just left a5 whatever that means meet you by the flow change moving north moving north that one did not go as well i don't think hey it's chester with caduceus how are things at home mom and dad okay how's the grove how's the circle of thumbs up are we are we are we we're going to be doing dangerous stuff but it's okay be home soon i'm not going to pause the circles thumbs up and say hey i'm just making sure everything's okay back there did you did you follow us we're in the tower tonight dang this is crazy stuff man today or hey we won't be able to make it back anytime soon so any pertinent information please tell use words carefully but we could use words udallah we're probably sending you something really important hope it shows up keep it secret safe [Music] [ __ ] you got ten more i could have said keep it safe i could have said it [ __ ] and just i'm coming home we're coming home things have been strange and is everything all right has there been any change are things holding okay okay i'm going to send a message to cornelius that was 22 words wow i'll i'll give it some flair put a little stank up three words i already forgot what you wanted to say don't that doesn't count i haven't said the message yet stop it i'm sending the message now cornelius caduce is here we've been doing things creepy [ __ ] is everything the punctuation [Laughter] heading back how are things there creepy [ __ ] too how's the woods let me know a lot of umlauts in that message [Laughter] hello solid have you procured the items if so meet us hold on by the school by the school that's not specific yes it is um [Music] anyway don't [ __ ] us over [Laughter] get out of there ford ford we're in [ __ ] dramas tell tell caduceus to send you to nicoderonis oh [ __ ] i just got a message saying that they're in nicodronis they had to leave are we a nicodronis i guess that's what you heard we're at the lighthouse right yep yeah we're fine that's all i got back i guess we're a nicodrone i don't send a lot of messages i forgot you can reply i'm gonna try to message ford okay go for it ford are you guys okay are you did you make it through that first room and the second room are you with in the dragon room what's taking so long we're here as you are standing there with yasha and beauregard with the golem looming behind you about to break out of its stun and your hands are all agreeing to go ahead and place your hand down onto the glowing crystal you hear this at super speed in your head are you okay do you need a tissue we gotta go spear you're here [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Music] all these poor people have no idea what's going on [Laughter] [Music] they are being tortured hello you don't know me hello but i know fort [Music] is there anything you want me to tell him make it good task love rocks [Laughter] maybe you could make it sound like seagulls are happening behind i don't know if that transfers i don't think it sends my environment i think it's just my point you can still do it we make some cobblestones and maybe something pretty much like vendors oh yeah we could do some call outs can you walk can you walk around a circle everybody i don't need any more distractions please [Music] twice in one episode hell yeah we're in trousers okay okay throw them off too i'm gonna send a message to astrid okay oh it's me jester hey i don't know if you're alone if you're not and you're following us oh [Music] oh i did it [Laughter] [Music] if you're not following us [Laughter] clear your throat if you're not following us clean your throat if they want following is what i do i'm really [Laughter] [Music] there's a pause i'm so very confused she's alone round two yep what did you say [Laughter] she's alone i was sorry i need to know if you're following us if you know where we are what's the plan with you guys hope you're alone if you're not [Laughter] push up some of my pecs my nips are just above okay okay this is good can you for every word like flex your peg okay yeah that's how it counts always okay [Laughter] [Laughter] the everything i want to say has a lot of extra words and i don't know okay dad bought me damned [Music] you maybe under scrutiny why so angry there's tones [Laughter] could know about our involvement with you he could be coming maybe he can help though where are you now i like to imagine he dropped his coffee as soon as that hit him oh you are underscored the message to you too do it as me oh okay it's me [Music] that's your wife i'm alive are you yes of course you are i mean where are you can i come pick you up as you walk off you just get a message in your head i just saw a sea turtle the size of a horse oh my gosh jessica just saw sea turtle size of a horse i miss you guys so much she misses ours oh tell us wait can we talk back yeah yeah yeah you might if you like get close to my face maybe she can hear you hey miss you love you hey miss you jester give fort a big kiss okay come back soon we'll hang out and and you know go do stuff yeah we're looking at this like petrified forest in the middle of rohawasian fields [Laughter] donuts

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Length: 32min 54sec (1974 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 10 2021