Jerma Streams - Painting Stream [with Etalyx]

hello there how's everybody doing welcome to the stream today we're a little closer to the mic evening sitting from the computer just give me one moment pretty chill out so are we starting so late though there's an explanation Josie hey how you doing your Jokers it's me Jeremy Jeremy hey smash today's the painting stream another thing that I've been talking about for like six months okay we're doing that tonight this is that fun is there gonna be fun guys I can't wait in fact in just a moment here you're gonna be able to see the whole setup that took like four hours to [ __ ] bake so let me just let me like get into position hold on sneak under here I'm back and so is a snake boy just took a long time a long long time Hey but we're here we're here we're ready to paint some paintings as you see do you see how [ __ ] hard this was this is not just a typical setup we got the center here forgot the center Pete's Pinta cam set up you've seen five [ __ ] cameras on a stream before in your life don't think so Oh camera Sierra we got cameras here we got cameras over there too there's cameras in every direction hi I'm Jeremy and that's italics we don't go by his first name only mine here all right let's describe what this is going to be so yeah this is gonna be a painting stream as you see he has a painting of them oh it will be a painting when I'm done with it right now it's just a blank canvas as you can as you can clearly see here on camera four you're gonna hang it up I am when it's all said and done so I don't know how many people know this or not but I am actually very very much involved in painting I've been involved since I was like 15 years old I actually have a few pieces here before we start to paint let me just show you some things here these are currently hanging up in my house I want to make sure we get to see these before we start so here is just a small sample of my work I went to college for this this is called fenced in as you could see beautifully sure we can see that it says a lot emotionally about you yeah you can see the fence here and the Sun and the moon and everything up here this actually took a long time to make so this is what they call the Magic Hour yeah familiar hey professor in college told me that this is one of the most intense emotional paintings he's ever seen so and like down here this is like I never build like a fence before and you look guy your hand and blood and soul that's one of my favorites for sure beautiful this next one is actually when I went to when I went to Germany for the first time oh there was this bridge in Germany but I had to paint and I think this is called the the stuff this table there's the Shilin bridge I think is what it is in Germany Stella stone home yeah I took took a lot of detail work you can tell this the the grassy the grassy area down here I started this is when you make you make mistakes when you paint and it's okay I found the the murder of crows above the bridge particularly inspiring that's right that's right you can see I was beer I was really really influenced when I was like 22 or so from McDonald's so I get a couple of golden arches here we're nothing on up and too out of the ordinary reading a little Edgar Allen Poe I think when you when you made this one to my blood my favorite of all absolutely my absolute favorite because it touches me like a little emotional you know you paint from your heart I like to call this one let's call this one me and dad you know it's that's you know me and my dad and I painted this one from from the heart here he just made you so happy he may be very happy when I was younger in he's he's the rock in my life you know what I mean so that's called this is called me and my dear old dad I'm not sure if I'll you can see that you know you can and look when you when you are working with art don't do it from up here okay do do it from in here god damn you know I mean dukeman all right here you know I'm saying sorry first birthday so today oh no harness this and use it on the [ __ ] platform you know to be honest even use it dig deep in use it bring it to the surface so what we're doing today is dad I love you we're gonna listen to you so pretty much what we're gonna do is the the first word that we see in chat right now literally the first word that we see in chat is gonna be what we're gonna paint do it Garfield oh [ __ ] Gandhi alright well let me see what you're painting with uh-oh we're gonna paint Garfield first okay right that sounds like a good enough start a [ __ ] I don't want to first class hey class what's the most important thing when you have when you have a painting class and painting tools oh this way hey hey class there you go what's the most important thing when you're painting your tools you're gonna have them okay so I'd like to work with the same tools I've been using for a long time these have scenes of love yeah they came I mean look at what they did we already just saw what their cable got a red pen in their case you have to make some Corrections for your essay or whatever you're ready so those are mine this is this is what I work with a couple of flat brushes very scared [ __ ] he says standard I say insufficient I want to show you all what I'm gonna be working with today what do you got voila this is what I'm gonna be painting with today I have a selection of colored pencils watercolor pencils I believe I have some crayons down here that when mixed with water can make some beautiful colors I have a variety of brushes a pencil sharpener in case any of these get dull we got some acrylics in here I believe as well a little wash just in case the brushes get a little bit too out of sorts mix too many colors in and then two flower petal shaped palettes I don't know if you can see those so let me tilt it forward so you can and this is the please needs to paint these brushes we use so my emotional support is much more important right let me make some room for you so you can get those brushes down there so you know you can try to make something with them it's okay let me learn how to fake cry better [ __ ] loser on top the one let's I have a guy on my Garfield Garfield first I'd like some water please why don't you go get it I'm going to get it okay these gonna be silly you have like so much more cool [ __ ] there you go this one water for me and one don't smell it Jeremy knocking what do you want it's not gonna one of those streams trust me it's not gonna be the size I can't even see but somebody just gave 100 all those it was live lamb lamb 666 we can't see this we can't hear anything lamb blam thank you lamb little lamb blue all right so this is Garfield okay I'm sorry field look so you have I have orange I do what the [ __ ] did you bring this on the plane you told me you got ample space right there look is it coming out of my nose sorry do you know what coffee looks like I do he's a orange tabby cat he's orange he is let's get start with black stripes no I don't know so here's we're gonna be who's whose picture of Garfield is better how are you owe me 20 minutes ten minutes is that too long is that like too long I don't know how long this is gonna take I don't even have my paints out you've got yours if you want to paint we've been drinking like the last two nights I don't typically do this friend of Mines in town you gotta have a party I gotta have like one or two right so let me get this open the the old-fashioned way how do you make orange do you know what's already careful with what I about to do what are you doing what the [ __ ] are you doing trying to pop the paints open our orange is red and yellow right should be don't tell me what yell it's yellow one red yeah see the other one red right so look we quit looking boy no don't don't like [ __ ] go crazy don't let go fast there's no reason to just calm down we're all we're all antsy right now and this is not even [ __ ] working I thought orange was yellow the red looks like you're getting ready to make a cheeseburger they're [ __ ] Garfield's not red hold on goddamn it I [ __ ] it up already ketchup and mustard it's way too early for that we took precautions against we've got a slash bag everyone calm down I'm gonna drop all this paint on me sorry this is like my dad's pajamas Mia might talk about dad anymore okay I got orange here almost [ __ ] he's gonna be like you [ __ ] lasagna okay Garfield Eureka moment there's another one there goes another one okay Garfield mm-hmm again this is not a competition yes it is okay it's a competition who can be a little heavy here lasagna is typically a couple of wines and then what we're trying to lasagna - he has to be eating you do your own interpretation how they might get the streaks there that orangey yellow we gotta get someone go they're not gonna work talax wins he drew a [ __ ] orange circle art is interpret a table mm-hmm don't try to tell me that his is better we're gonna need a bigger brush than this clearly well you borrow one line if you go you can sell breaks it off listen did I say I needed your brushes from your like office pencil container now I got my own clearly here 20 this is good so far [Music] extra cheese in there can you guys see the waves you can see that right because mine is going to it's not going to be a literal interpretation mmm you're going from of the abstract approach it's kind of yeah got a koala here how do I get this far ahead of you you're using a brush that is the size of well do you want a bigger brush is interpretive mine doesn't have to be completely painted in which all [ __ ] detail this isn't second grade where they tell you to color inside the lines only but if I want Garfield to look like a koala head then that's what you're gonna get oh I see where we're going with this the low-hanging fruit right in a second cheese car I really [ __ ] this up no I didn't don't worry [ __ ] it up cuz he's like wrong I'm so [ __ ] far that's Mickey Mouse nice [ __ ] it nacho cheese Mickey Mouse look this is just to get the base done when after this is not to do anything like besides that is this Jessica up on orange base cuz I'm gonna go on with the marker I'm gonna make I'm gonna outline it she does get it's not Cheetos cat it's Garfield man we're gonna take our time on these know what I say 20 minutes what is he gonna do sure this is just in about eight minutes what scar for this face look like that's what that's the question of the ages it's gonna do now okay I'll fix this no free lunches okay it really is not easier Art's not easy stick it out line here because he is I mean as long as he wants a little bit of detail here you know like I kind of like an embossed look back in hearing your it's like a flat it's a good question because that's exactly where I'm going for next mine sucks compared to you I didn't like dry this quicker than it and this is working how do you how do [ __ ] how do people do this well when I was how people do when I was doing it I usually we did we had a freeze dry process so once I was done with one layer it would go into the freeze dryer and if we had like not - 62 degrees Celsius which would dry the paint in less than 15 seconds I was think that was like when I was when you painted those right yeah we're back when you were talented I mean back when I had like more resources not this talent has nothing to do with it right there's a resources you know pretty well what are you doing over there opening my next beautiful paint you're not even coloring you or your own Garfield in mind that's what I'm doing next I'm getting the black paint right now my girl feels pretty angry for some reason yeah he's starting to look a little bit like the Yeti from that old game that I played in Windows 95 all the snow game yeah this yes no what's it called snowboard ski ski free ski free ski free that's what we're making that's what you're making not really you can interpret it however you want just wait till I get the face on here he doesn't even know what Garfield looks like he doesn't notice [ __ ] face looks like little Oni like acts like and by the way if you curious all of these paintings will be available in the dumpster in case you're wondering and that's where we're gonna be selling prints is dumpster comm if you guys want to check out some of these uh these finished products they will be going in the trash so traveling just the casual name yeah is there a dumpster comp well just [ __ ] copying we I see that's fine you are just copying the [ __ ] out of me all right just wait till we get to the detail work out do you know what Garfield space actually looks like vaguely yeah vaguely I know what its face looks like he's on wheels he's like a Garfield zoombini look you just worry about your painting over there and we'll wait until everything is done it's been 20 minutes no I just put that on my face I scratched my [ __ ] face like a [ __ ] I'm gonna get to the detail here they're gonna fill in his feet he's got paws yeah if you ever take a painting class they actually do them there's a lot of like drunk painting classes which are actually pretty fun oh yeah if you ever have an opportunity to I highly suggest you do it because it is actually very entertaining it's funny that you should mention that because are you drinking now anybody that's true that's true what's everybody's favorite art huh I think I would have to say mine is Galileo because he put the planets in the right quarter all right like a emo joke I am about to move on to detail that's where I'm going right now my friend good and it's time for the curveball first thing in chat we see we're gonna add it come on first thing we see the first [ __ ] word curveball what's what are we adding to this come on word first word Sorensen no no no we're not adding dicks skip I'm what DC word I missed it was it was dicks but we're not having a day I'm not putting a dick on Garfield um that's not gonna happen it's okay dicks no that's not [ __ ] happening I'm not drawing a dick on Garfield no way okay talk so funny I saw money money I saw a money curveball money current Bob will get that moved look at that in there in a minute detail work today did I get you with that curveball blue because I don't have all right Garfield close my eyes and see Garfield's face close my eyes and see I don't like to see I see it I see it I can already see it he's got the two big guys right yep close my eyes I'm gonna do and then he's got a little like octopus vibe I can't find my brushes please wait are you okay over there it's the other way don't look at this it goes like this oh god damn it are you sure you still want to compare you here whatever you got over there going this is my this is not right this is not right I got to go over this no [ __ ] cuz I gotta close my eyes that's nobody looks like this knows he does there we go it's coming together I was gonna get red he's got like a red buoy got me a red tongue no he doesn't then white ice I need white oh do you you did then I believe at the beginning give me your white paint right now here I demand no I have Paris this is oh is it right here there you go Wow where do you want I'll give you a little white honey white we're just gonna be pretty one of them oh right there we're just put it like in the like this that's not white that's black you gave me the wrong [ __ ] color oh my god Garfield doesn't have black eyes uh can I like can I smell you what you're doing over there mm-hmm stay away let me give it let me smell it you have you like the scratch-and-sniff [ __ ] paint let me spell it I know you have a scratch-and-sniff paint let me smell it for its second act let the record show someone came prepared to this dream where's your white actually I don't know is it in there right here careful now careful six or seven hours that's the last for the rest of the stream nose look like I know he doesn't have a moustache you know the cat's nose look is you have a blue moustache no he does have a blue moustache my guards doing a lot of drugs I drew the wallah or like Simba I don't know what why am I using the same brush what does this mouth look like is it like its mouth goes no you did it you did it right I'm in the gun and I just did a cat face it see I went the other way I get the cat face that does not look like all right yours did don't look like Garfield mine look that's the cat face yours looks nothing like Garfield it really doesn't at least mine is like is like Garfield he got hit in the face with a shovel no that's Garfield standing in the street there's a oncoming car about to hit him he's panicking I gotta fix his feet and his feet are like Road Runner wheels just wait a second what was the word who was a secret word money so say for it the secret no but this JEP don't even let stop that [ __ ] it was money so I got here you can take your wiping money so I'm already in a good position to put hold that dollar over his head you good yeah I was ready to the curveball you weren't you were you weren't ready for the curveball he's they're gonna hold a giant dollar bill right it's a speedpaint stream I mean this was 20 minutes so this is a giant dollar bill I gotta put George Washington I need white again but we're gonna wait to listen dries now when you're under pressure like some of you guys might be asking like would you ever what about like the the what about the the paintings that you showed earlier it looked it was so good I mean does took six to seven thousand dollars each right well something like this lots of artists what happens is over the years over the decades style will change dramatically where initially when you're just starting out you strive for realism and as you develop an identity as an artist as you figure out kind of where you want to go in your own life you can kind of take it into more unique directions because what you're seeing here if you're talking about maybe like think sixty to seventy thousand hours total to do although to do these paintings so I mean this one I'm just being expressive you know what I mean like sometimes it's kind of that I've got to think that money [ __ ] flying in exactly exactly [ __ ] know a goddamn thing about art pretend like he does I had an art minor in college I took like 18 credits worth of art classes there for logic determines therefore ie I know more about art than you do you buy your fancy supplies that's [ __ ] fine buy your fancy [ __ ] supplies you still made a mouse this is not a mouse this is because that's a Teletubby mouse and i win that's a cat face all right where's the money gonna go you gotta get the money here I'm done like this is bad I gotta fix it I gotta fix this one we're gonna have to go with white and then no no no I need to like white no let's go gold we're talking about gold to money is gold at least it used to be is this gray this should be gold it should talking like beige was he's standing on money Garfield is rich this he is he actually Jim Davis is very rich gold so he is standing on the mountain of money this just turned into green what are you drawing with a permanent marker no why does why this why is this green this is supposed to be gold well here is this right now I need I need white again wash the brush not puke water that's why is it blue money that money's not blue it's green is that like not coming up for you [ __ ] it should be coming up for you if you guys we can't you can't understand you can't see it the press press Oprah's doing chat huh I need white cuz I needed to do George Washington space let's go with a small brush rinse that liner there's the money took the curveball knocked it out of the park what's the black that's the individual bills sticking up out of the pile of money okay that's fine you didn't draw George Washington's face though like I'm about to why did we get so quick it what are you what are you drawn there but mm-hmm okay so it appears to be a white circle with two S's it looks like a [ __ ] dollar all right you try to deal with all the cryogenically frozen [ __ ] come on man well you bring it George Washington and a cryogenic sleep okay that's clearly at all the bill it is all right and I need another word and that's time okay I finished like five minutes ago so for the for the for the for the close-up cam let's see which one's better there we go that's half it's garfi nice kangaroo pouch he's not that I all right we've seen yours Garfield's fat okay he's got them you look at the stomach line first of all first of all we've got he's a square so lasagna he's actually a [ __ ] Jesus he's made out of a lasagna money up top holding it doesn't just and on money Jim Davis only has a hundred dollars in his bank account and the wheels cuz he keeps on turnin you know I mean he started on the live-action Garfield Garfield keeps up churning keeps churning out comics so therefore he's on the move there we go speed lines speed lines he's running from blunt what do people saying put it back thick eagles win mine is bad this is way too much paint I wish I was made of lasagna why all right but I bet that's that's our number one we've warmed up a little we have our warmup period we're gonna put this down so put that in the area where you know you've listed one more time just to see what Mike's back to back next to each other there you go for yours sure sure this next one uh before we even start here word give us away first word I say come on let's get it come on look they got what they got what we got we've got first word first [ __ ] word I see gingerbread house gingerbread house you see it on mmm gingerbread house okay gingerbread it's Christmas time that makes things very thematic very thematic very very nice um new campuses we are gonna gonna grab us a couple of canvases my friend which just the medium-sized ones and a couple of canvases here at gingerbread house just gonna be one painting did you know this could be like 12 paintings gingerbread house what I mean you didn't see it nobody said that yes they did somebody said gingerbread house pretty recorded prerecorded you think this stream is pre-recorded sleigh you like a dragon all right gingerbread house somebody said it was at the [ __ ] fourth word are you talking about gingerbread house so we need brown yes we do how do you do you just read and like uh I've read and well you have brown don't you like over these are like watercolors right well I can make brown really using the acrylic because I was trying to keep the playing field even yeah that's true look at blue red blue and red is brown right blue red and yellow right is purple brown and a brown is just that you take every color and [ __ ] smash it together no every color together in the light spectrum becomes white and in paint that's not don't even that's that's donut but [ __ ] watch this this is red blue and mayn't it check this out is it gonna be brown if this is not brown band I will it's bro that's not every color together that's just three colors look it's brown yeah that's clearly brown yeah you gotta give me a little bit of credit here yeah it's just it's just cuckoo purple it's just a little bit but that's what Brian Brown is like a [ __ ] purple that's all it is just take purple and make it like a little darker and then [ __ ] on it you got didn't think I was gonna make it breath didn't think I knew this [ __ ] alright gingerbread house didn't know curve ball yet let's just get with it let's just do it brown gingerbread house okay so did your house let's be I'm gonna make this one a little more smarter than the last time go on with I'm going Mike for the upgrade here let me upgrade you cool dude pronounces a steeple right listen I'm gonna make Mike 3d come ons gonna be 3d and it's a good metaphor Christmas is in the air so no merry [ __ ] Christmas by the way happy [ __ ] Christmas Happy Holidays this is starting out just like the lasagna not done no no no no no no I'm gonna put frosting on this and [ __ ] it's gonna be awesome we're gonna need to borrow my paint again to do that no no no I don't think so I think I'll bear it I'm pretty sure I'll be okay don't worry guys I'll get I'll get started eventually these are brand-new Pink's these are brand new pants oh he has somebody can break every seal and that's good so far that's a good start I'm gonna add a little bit let's go 3d remember I told you about 3d movies bingo 3d can't even imagine that your tiny [ __ ] brain Madden our three dimensions check this up your house just has like a where the 3d bingo I can clean it up a little bit 3d take off your throne don't don't - take off your 3d glasses guys there we are I got a small brush here to get the detail work that should be alright for now at least it doesn't even know the right combination you don't even know the right combo he's got like green oh you got green and blue in there would you like to have some brown honey would you like to have some I'm done yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah be fine that's what they all say that's something y'all say we're gonna do negative space check this negative space because if there's frosting involved in a gingerbread house check this [ __ ] out I already got the frosting up here pull your eyes out a little here's the front door here's the front you finally fit there now in to like shower gunk check that up frosting cascading down inside you know I thought by now by the time it took me to mix all these paints I would look up and I would see something resembling a gingerbread house but go for it look at that and all I see is a child's shape toy a child's shaped toy we're trying to fit the right shape into the right slot I think it looks good I do think it looks great so I think we're good with a brown I'm gonna have some candy and stuff here too what are you doing so that's how I like the way that I like the color that's a good color actually so bingo let me get the other color here touch that that's mine see I'm still like no we don't need to steal this [ __ ] I can do it fine how can you give me a little bit of room please might give this is like you got too much [ __ ] you just click just close it up for a minute doesn't even gets it I can't even like my brushes like in the way you know contains jealousy just a little bit more please you're not even using those colored pencils and you like have them here so we're gonna stream son over streams not over we're going finger-painting now this is there's no return from that this is Expressionism so you just tap a little bit this is these are these are like little cotton candies mmm little sprinkles I'm gonna do blue too you just should be okay I already got some paint already down here someone's will use it some blue in there to some other sprinkles add a little bit of sprinkles in your life good I mean plus I can just dip my hands in there it'll be fine let's go this how you doing you're doing like a walkway mm-hmm doing a little walkway goes off the page even you never know where it's gonna end up going to use your imagination a little bit I'm sorry you are you doing a full drawer look at that door the most inviting gingerbread house you ever see might get lost in there it sorry he doesn't even have the sprinkles yet so you can you do it windows up there - I didn't I find like [ __ ] up I didn't do windows [ __ ] Ronnie points here this is how you get double [ __ ] points here keepo keepo [ __ ] added windows we'll see how you add this you [ __ ] wanker check this one out I'm going for the realism here you I'm going for the total realism me and me on me a little bit more a bit more imagination one two this goes on top like that easy where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it [Applause] yeah together come on come on come on that looks that looks fabulous hi this is that's unfortunate than wrong wait hold on I got it maybe you should hire a better architect you know that's snow snow snow smiley face you're using real candy tube and done how's yours no I went I went that's a [ __ ] gingerbread house that's a win I went the extra [ __ ] mile I got the extra points here you know what she's not bad he's pretty good well that's where the camera is gonna be careful with that all right so next we're gonna get a let's take a look at the well you already saw that but you done oh that's it so take into consideration what what I had right is mine he doesn't have negative space on his just wanna put that up I do have negative space up here on top you can use it okay so now I'm gonna do something a little different now how about I said how about I set up the next thing and you go get us a couple about the [ __ ] looks you good good good are you sure about that that's right okay so now we're gonna do something called the tandem paint we got a couple of big big boys back here we're gonna do two paintings at the same time this one requires very careful syncing cry some syncing so just hold on give us a move for a second here this requires real sinking let's try and align the canvases pre-recorded sinking huh been pristine too good more good good you're good so this is gonna be a tan there's gonna be a tandem paint as you can see your tandem paint so we're gonna do here is uh we are just going to add things as we see them okay we're just gonna add things as we see them you know what I'm saying first of all we've got a handprint there we do easy easy we got a widescreen all right rats we're gonna do rats ammo Rat Man rats ammo pac-man and glue man fine blue bins easy why don't you do glue man you handle that okay fine so here's what you got rat color already [ __ ] this [ __ ] you're not saying let's make a real [ __ ] painting like no like Oh Garfield look we [ __ ] around look I made a gingerbread oh yeah real [ __ ] painting for real just thanks what do you have in mind what does the muse telling you right now can you guys still hear us around the microphones on the other side don't make fun of this I understand I'm weirder because nobody got paid in my hair guys don't be fooled all right so if you can hear it it's great let's make a scene here yeah real with pencils now we're gonna do pencils for here you get the the other ones it's gonna take four these are the watercolor pencils you want the ones on this side like Pope heads [ __ ] Three Stooges moment it is but it's alright let's go we're supposed to synchronize this is what we're using for the painting let's you know these stories true he's true we have to cooperate this how about this you use this side guy we're gonna die guy [ __ ] he's got to he's got two left hands but guy pressed against the last guy sings class look grass okay window rats are we gonna be Heller the glass though cuz wouldn't you do like how do you do clear let's make this really is a clear glass will start we need a setting this is improv we just setting don't do that already that's what you're doing white on a white [ __ ] campus alright so we're gonna jump so where are we to the ball I see hell on the moon okay on the moon post office post office post office good guy post office trying to get his mail okay mmm-hmm what did you do here door frame I don't understand like he's there it's supposed to be an automatic door it's after hours you must not open anymore so they like closed it and locked it and he's trying to get out of the door okay so let's go with let's go with a little bit sheet this is this is the door whichever side he could be over here those you've already made us commit to having a fold over here I want to grab we got like a dividing line now separating this and that now we got so here this is that look look none of this is control over this you know what people do this look you see people like that none of their artists they go like this thing that they're drawing somebody they like a little sketch stay there looks like another guy in the background no no I'm just saying like this is we're just blocking out the scene so guy here his face is over here right there [ __ ] screaming you know like the post office why you give us a scenario why is he in the post office well I think the post office was he getting mail is it getting what's he getting is this even coming up on the can't even see it and they see we're drawing right now he's he's he's gonna mail something's gonna be on something okay why is he stuck in the door why is he stuck in the door he's ball oh all right so get out of here what is this what is this in the post office there's another guy he wants to help again oh no no this is the door make it happen this is the door hopefully we get that round door here you're gonna help make the door oh now we're painting yes we are we've already blocked out the scene just over the line where are the band-aids they don't want to get to you everybody thinks I'm [ __ ] bald I'm not bald I'm wearing because I just died I'm gonna get paint on me I'll take it off of you over to prove it why are you still feeling just judging the painting what are you waiting til like that the muse speaks to me right now clearly Brown this is okay get a little black in there too I still don't know what's no idea what I'm doing kind of let you I have it since you're painting you're clearly reaching across to paint on my side put me like my gun in my hand like I have to paint over that [ __ ] come on man work with me creative here you need some creativity I can help this though all right I'm gonna go with the original die in front of glass all right yeah God let me make the sickle ah how we do that gray wears like white and black [ __ ] ball ball here's a little bit black let's get his hands bang don't question me after this okay you just let me do this is the first thing I've painted on here and I already get a what are you doing like I've done this you what are you doing it's clearly that's clearly a door better not be another gun okay I'm just saying I'm just being real that better not be there not being a weapon is it is this the glass actually look kind of good it's a penis it's not a penis oh no no yeah glue so he's like here so I was like mouth is here right like so his mouth is gonna be like pressed up against no no just let me just let me do this let me good but if this mouth is gonna be like his hands are here his mouth was gonna be pressed up against there then we have to make that a reality right okay we're fine looks good looks alright so far did you go to drove eyes around that by the way alright so let's get a little paint put on your eyes I'm not putting a pee on my missus sorry I got some water towels down here [ __ ] are we doing good yeah just like painting why is it red this guy did you tell me to do that why did you tell me to do that you said please make him [ __ ] come out of the screen with like a mouth thing pressed against the glass why did you say that well I was trying to reference back to your older painting somebody [ __ ] said that in chat and I've read it and I did it [ __ ] it's not funny where's your where's your older paintings we're gonna show me your older work why do you want to see my older work I want to see I want to see me and Dad I'm sensing a little inspiration here my eyes are blue so my eyes are blue I don't know why this turned into me this is [ __ ] horrible what the [ __ ] even is this this is so [ __ ] stupid we haven't done a goddamn thing we haven't done anything dude don't don't don't don't I don't think I wouldn't even see that don't okay don't eat paint don't dead I don't get it what I don't understand don't dead what are you trying to do nice meme I don't know what mean is he making don't dead open don't open dead let me just wash my mouth get out of the papers don't dead can see you guys can see right wash my mouth out with soap are we good we're good everything's fine yeah we're good easy okay [Music] oh yeah [ __ ] up the whole pain extreme Alan goddamn an italic I think is everyone's gonna think of that was like scripted it was absolutely not alright got you good roast on purpose I promise you it was it I got to get that [ __ ] paint that up like a mouth we're just gonna we're just gonna put this one down over here until somebody else can come assist there is water everywhere there's oh my goodness come on in dude welcome to the clean up stream here no you take this I have to help well welcome to the the unscripted clean up stream what are you doing Celine what are you cleaning clean what are you talking getting the towels down where's the paper towels they're all right here give me this cool I got a feeling clean the floor just putting some messages piss was on this floor like it's all right just put some towels down it looks like I've been drinking like little green kool-aid for the last four hours get over here just hold it for a second don't open dead inside and you good you are you stable are you good I'm stable let it go stable stable okay trash bag that's why we have the trash that is why we have the trash bag that's what we get the trash back here okay what's up what were we we were we were here mm-hmm don't open dead inside yeah that's the face that's my face I'm glass right so we're gonna draw a head around there I'll get the outline okay you do the outline I'm gonna work on the rest of my so now you think so we need like a peach we didn't do one of these we'd like five of these one [ __ ] I'm still using the same one this stupid girl look there's a lot of blue in this brush right I was using those colors well let's get a new two over they don't you do you not have two over there why don't you take five uh there's one third one here somewhere is a solution to every problem good as new we just had to rinse it a little bit yeah all right so now let's let's keep doing this terrible [ __ ] awful painting mmm there you go ahead and finish this part let's do yellow it was white yellow one like good wine yellow like on top of it yeah I only have this tiny squirt bottle well that's okay just a little bit of right don't do too much I'll be up step 4 it's way too [ __ ] much sorry does should we go up we just need like a look I my skin tone is very fair it's ok this is peach and we just made it mustard again oh god don't even [ __ ] matter okay so let me just handsome my chin kind of goes like that like this cuz I got a fucked-up jaw so that makes sense alright I the handprints that can stay there let's go down like this in a pretty long neck up to here I'm gonna continue with underneath and I am [ __ ] nude you know I mean wait should it should not be down this part the glass and the door should be like covering you to some extent yeah so like my like my like members here okay so you know we know why I'm getting in trouble at the post office and I'm in their [ __ ] naked mm-hmm okay so why do you have like a waistline if you're naked because just like minecraft we're in like a video game or like everything's blocky everything's a little blocky because we're like minecraft I'm just use that as an excuse never even [ __ ] care so back to this is where like we need to have like a little that's fine that is my feet my shoes no and I do a little bit of detail work on my face give me a nose I don't have those okay you simply use black oh look he's it is he inside of a mug no he's not he's not supposed to be he's not supposed to be inside of a month lad you picked up on that he's just supposed to be naked and I gotta put on a few pounds these are my hands we gotta go like up I have to get better hand prints to this because bang oh yeah the rest of your body is yellow but I mean I got like blood all over my hands right just a little not that much and then okay good so if I'm right with you over here right yep [ __ ] no whatever see someone else is pushing up against the window now try trying to get you out no that's like Bank okay a little yeah that looks all right blood all over my hands don't open dead inside well I don't know what that means why did you do what does that mean what does don't been dead inside me just just a mean so that's an ax that's actually like a [ __ ] dump me they put on this panting chat like it so I don't care oh now there's four hands cuz you put you put your hands there and you got tired so you move them over a lot yeah cuz these wasn't a little bit lighter so now we have to now we have to make like a sheen well why don't why don't you just like wipe it down on the camp it's the best good idea it's a bad idea I'll hold this side make sure no fault it's actually not a bad idea oh that's a real disaster no we actually deal with a real disaster that's like oh that's that's the computer over there yes yeah that's the computer that went in that one inside the [ __ ] gear in the [ __ ] computer I would just like to point out that wasn't the painting that knocked it over it was it was the okay this one's done that one's done we're done hey listen we need a little history here we're done all right I want you all to look at the what are these what do you call these stands that I built okay standing strong and this is the one that germ ibill and I want you all to look at a very important part about its leg here in particular get this out of the way would you say this was doing my magnum opus that ain't supposed to happen look at its look no matter who cares I [ __ ] made that one today but I was under just I was under stress magnum opus time okay so here's this one's huge lay down flat like this aim the camera down please this is my Magnum [ __ ] opus okay for those who didn't want to know what this is check this out hold on sorry but your ears I call I call this one crime scene are you gonna do it one okay not pink wait not paint what are you gonna get it all over me that's happen I thought that was the idea race me trace me with a [ __ ] like a marker or pen Oh remember the red pin from earlier no really black be bloody so I should so we do the blood first no sorry they do the blood first where to this is blank can you see my ass I hope not no is this it I don't know this one's kind of red this is a maroon as long as you get it just get it this is gonna sell this for [ __ ] $400,000 what does the owner on what who who's next to me Oh tucking in here all right you ready hold still I'm ready right ready do it you better get this right get every detail thank God yeah why'd you pull off the [ __ ] thing on my head after you do this make sure of everyone else I'm not actually both okay well after or before you would have do it do it now because I don't want to get anything on that come on see not ball coming oz and gentlemen but wait what are you buddy got there is it a marker yeah oh come on Mike you just color my [ __ ] hair all right the only thing left which we can imagine is it's not down here call this one call this one crime scene yeah Jim I'll see you on [ __ ] eBay for 10 grand oh yeah we gonna get some blood on there though no no no no no no no now we have to like this one's done now that's done that's minimalistic it's over that one's done all right okay good thing this wasn't open otherwise it was squirted all over the [ __ ] drunk what if I hear even look like that how do I look like a [ __ ] idiot probably well I mean your hands are completely red so all right so we go we got one more pain for you okay I call this one the serial killer did it again you would see you again okay what do you what do you want out of this one you're supposed to be the artist you're just laying there that one the last one was my art that I drew you were lying on that's my [ __ ] heart that's my art but I drew if it doesn't matter was my [ __ ] genius idea crime scene serial killer all of these are gonna be [ __ ] in the wine right imagine ly gonna whine like for these let the [ __ ] abuse him a fine art in New York City yeah this one's listen to my turn that means how much did you pay for these Kansas a lot of [ __ ] money alright so you got to do it again but this time I got to be like in a different position okay like facing down okay if that's if that's what the artist sees remove his pants I don't [ __ ] think so alright this time we're gonna be like this same medium you want like the marker again yes okay yeah I'm gonna call what we're gonna call her in the space okay here we go again quick okay hold up ready passionate expression dude give me a break this is not very expressive the next connect link mr. Knight come on this is gonna be [ __ ] on eBay for a million all done see is your intestines yep that's good that's good call this next one the final painting this last painting is gonna be called consumerism [ __ ] Christmas huh Christmas time Oh Christmas huh consumerism overspending over consuming cookies candies presents Santa Claus it's a lot of [ __ ] nonsense it's [ __ ] it's [ __ ] you don't need to say I don't care it's in because we go get some sprinkles in the frosting on it Oh what consumerism Oh like oh I want a new iPad mom I want a new iPad mommy we go and then to top it all off we're gonna put on the [ __ ] yeah oh look at that Dada Dada Dada Dada new [ __ ] Star Wars movie coming out new Star Wars movie gotta buy that too right guys art is [ __ ] dead art is dead I came here to clean this up I came here to help clean this up and then to top it all up the final piece of the puzzle the last piece that's how you know it was real I don't need quite a little bit this is that it's too clean from what light bullet your biggest mess can be your fright is future I'm gonna be playing the top of the next four day can be used if you have a pesky pet paint any kinds of problems that you have with stains or wine or paint or if you get paint on something you can very easily clean it up with wool light insta clean oxy pet stain distortions that's Tony distortions as you can see it has look it even has as you can see it has the little bristles here in cases some catch it gets in the ground you can easily scrape it out you can see we've already we've already use it a little bit yeah we can verify verify consumerism that's how you did with consumerism we get clean okay goodbye thanks for watching the stream everybody closing the door on this one now close that one no honest about why did you do that what the [ __ ] I clean another I'm going home on the airplane right now would you do that not even his [ __ ] house that was not exactly but he actually just did that that could be funny that was fine I see you like three weeks after this room is [ __ ] clean huh yeah yeah yeah we just like destroy [ __ ] on stream hey a plus content guys oh yeah yay but I broke the [ __ ] computer okay good let's go ahead and say goodbye goodbye and and nothing but the computer is fun thanks for watching see you next time we missed a lot of subs and bits and stuff but obviously there's a going on in this room hey and by the way maybe check check in like next week baby maybe next time when I destroy more [ __ ] in my [ __ ] house wait Kenny Plus take it easy guys thanks for watching much love good night goodbye sayonara see you later take care

Channel: Ster/Jerma Stream Archive

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Id: Bo3uZ55jRMo

Length: 77min 35sec (4655 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 02 2017