Jerma Streams - Nancy Drew: Secrets Can Kill

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here we go if this doesn't work that I am gonna quit streaming so it has to work you know I'm saying there we go please work please work please work please work please work please work capture the whole thing why is oh my god I'm gonna fucking pee my pants on camera I swear to god oh my fucking god I hate computers you gotta be shitting me I can't play it in that fucking shitty little window guys and I can't even fix it because I have two nice resolution I'm just installing that one I can't believe that people people are still here watching this mess Nancy Drew secrets can kill install it hi if this doesn't work I'm just gonna go dass you look like a goal that I was about to just do it I fuckin ghoul scream into the camera like right into the camera all right Nancy Drew secrets could kill sure yes to Steam client to stress strap in whatever it's called all right is this one gonna get captured it's this the same thing as the last [Music] why secrets of the old clock capturable down gave fucking crushed Nance hi I'm Nancy Drew this is my center of operations my desk go ahead and poke around if you want to know the particulars of how I do what I do take a look at the titled how to be a detective it's real helpful especially if you're new to the mystery solving sure excuse excuse me Joe as you execute excuse me joy a human person that you seem to business and be sure to check out my scrapbook I put memorabilia with all my past cases in there so a lot of them were pretty danger the times really scary but don't say anything about that to my dad okay nothing oh yes and whatever you do read what's in the file called case file that'll tell you all about the mystery I'm about to try to solve if you think you're ready to dive into that mystery just click on the plane ticket and you'll be on your way case file let's see first I got to change this to be the act with the actual this is things actually called secrets can kill alright sorry for sitting that's alright having you sit there like 15 straight minutes of like a black screen we just changed the stream info to secrets can kill we go a student named Jake Rogers was killed at a high school last week what an undercover detective by the name of Beach asked aunt Louise and Louise if I could go undercover to investigate the murder I'm posing as a new student to see what the other kids may know about Jake and his old and untimely end posing as a new student Hawaii how old am I check out how to be a detective close the book hi I'm Nancy Drew shut up okay give me the plane ticket put down the book put the book down put the book down Nancy put the book down how do I put down the book oh my god dear dad who would have dreamed taking a vacation to visit aunt eloise in Florida would result in another case seems a student named Jake Rogers was murdered at the high school last week and an undercover police detective wants me to pose as a student to search for any leads at the school so it's undercover I go I'm calling this case secrets can kill both Nancy oh all right Nancy I had to close the school library early today but if you need to do any research free case the key to libraries and safe remember not to enter in a wrong combination why is that underlined as it is the is it going to flick explode why would you write that [Music] six-zero KS r Sao Dilma universe in this nose is my diploma why would I have my diploma folded up into a draw did you put that shit on the back wall I was six OKs right cause that's not correct was six OKs looky oh fuck me okay I got it [Music] what is this going on here that's not that's incorrect it's gonna be [Music] this is gotta come down is this all the way [Music] what this is the top right corner alright so this is I got [Music] by the way I'm getting there this is her face right yeah all right hold on is it gonna come down [Music] all right now I hate these types of puzzles yeah like they're there it's there this their size that I'm keeping together [Music] all right all right now I gotta get this I'm gonna have an aneurysm 500 you fine don't worry this has to be up [Music] it's all the way that goes up here [Music] I'm so close but so far away at the same time whereas this goes to the left right yeah [Music] [Music] your motherfucker is right there all right [Music] so close so close [Music] I can fix this shit later [Music] [Music] [Music] what have to be done wait wait wait wait she's not a senior detective I'm fine I think at this shit over here all right [Music] what [Music] [Music] fuss there guys I have it I'm almost done [Music] [Music] [Music] I'm just going in circles I the person one guy but said I hate these things they are the worst they really are the fucking worst bites like II hate them [Music] it's so close it's so close it's almost here it's ready but they need to pee [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] I just had it and I fucked it up [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] I thought it's easy like a fucking sub done you kept trying to solve it [Music] about the alibi just hold the power button on my computer to hold the power button on the computer it just saw see you tomorrow although the power button [Music] are Shh [Music] okay so [Music] it just needs to be up here [Music] I know look it's like the streamer curse okay if I was lying in bed doing this I could probably do this in five seconds [Music] [Music] [Music] I was seconds away from holding down the power button I promise okay login name alloys drew password oh wise elder school computer okay got it [Music] paying the ask that was all right let's go detective Beach here how are you good and yourself frustrated Nancy I need some leads and you're my man woman teen student whatever I'll be at Maxine's diner come see me when you found out anything all contact should be through me can do so what's our cover Oh what um our cover who should I say you are if anyone sees us and asks alright I'll be your uncle uncle Steve I gotta go now come see me at Maxine's I'm wearing glasses and a green striped shirt I'm pretending to be a high schooler and this guy's pretending to be my uncle what the hell welcome to Maxine's I'm Daryl grey I don't think I've seen you here before my name's Nancy Drew I just moved down here then you'll be attending Paseo Del Mar hi I'm your student council president if there's anything you need just let me know Thanks I might just take you up on that offer so what can I do for you tell me about tell me about Paseo Del Mar hi it's a great school good teachers nice students lots of after-school activities it's just too bad what happened what happened he's pretending to be one of the students was murdered in the school last week we're all pretending to be students that we're all just detectives what happened someone beat up this guy Jake Rogers and then threw him down a flight of stairs he worked here but I didn't really know him wait what kept mainly to himself who did it no one knows and the police are keeping pretty clammed up about it but my resources say they're calling in some special detective maybe even the FBI that's me right wow you must have some social contacts mm-hmm just special enough to see beautiful women like yourself what do you mean get it contacts I'm wearing contacts that let me see pretty women a kid I don't know that's something I didn't have that's not part I should get back to work nice meeting you Nancy bye later I don't have enough money what I can't play barnacle blast are you serious that's a shame that makes it cool huh well let's find out let's find our uncle who's hanging out somewhere in the diner uncle Steve Nancy why I haven't seen you since Oh AJ for a long time how's your aunt and Eloise oh she's fine and dad says hello you're staying with your aunt right yes so well what do you got for me meet me on the investigation oh sure sure sure I'm just a bit well my undercover assignments are usually not so suburban I understand the victim was a senior named Jake Rogers as usual none of the family teachers or students know about any enemies he may have had nothing came up from searching his home computers cell phone or Locker his bank records tell a different story bank record he had a fairly large savings account and a lot of cash deposits we suspect he was involved in something shady drugs gambling or blackmail that's where you fit in talk to the students and see what you can find out we think he might have kept information about his activities in a notebook or journal read so keep a lookout for anything like that anything else bye uncle Steve goodbye Nancy okay any food on the table anything I can grab any slide puzzles for me to almost turn my computer off I've ripped the plug out of the wall looking for another slide puzzle over here this is my house okay homecoming oh that's just a golf club surf club is cool that's cool it's the locker all right I don't know this information yet out of the gym I'm coming a note message KRL sneeze and vid unroyal alright what is that for [Music] oh yeah for a second I thought that their mascot was a sock with a boxing glove like that's what a dumb mascot extra pop rape orange soda cool or spot Cola I would love to have a sip of cool Cola soda pop it's probably puzzle spot Cola cool soda orange soda grape soda grape orange cool soda no I need more quarters out of order Oh new girl at school do you realize what destiny has brought you today yours truly Hector Sanchez but you can just call me the Hulk ha ha you are new around here I play for the manatees one of the best teams in the state I leave the others in the dirt man soon as college ball and then the pros Showtime who are the manatees Paseo Del Mar's mascot is a manatee don't tell me you're afraid of a little sea cow of course not I know to do if I come across a manatee why would you immediately talk about how you would fight and punch one in hurt Lana of course not I know what to do if I come across a manatee yeah just sneeze and it'll swim away seriously the manatees are a great team at a great school everyone is cool except for a few Punk's like Jake Rogers Jake Rogers I knew Jake but sorry can't talk now I gotta go to practice later you name drop the only person who died yeah the school is pretty cool except Doc Jake Robert Jake Roberts sucks I hate him oh okay you know he's dead oh yeah well welcome to the school how's it going how could I get into Jake's locker I could tear the door off with my teeth but it just might be easier to ask Cal Tanaka his locker was right next to Jake's okay what can you tell me about Daryl gray he seems like a cool guy this family used to sponsor the annual football awards dinner until last year you know he's the one who found Jake's body wait what hold on I'm so lost right now he knows he knows that he's that this bit pissed dude this guy's dead he talked about what she's like he sucks and now he's like oh yeah that's where the body was I'll talk to you later that's a sign dance yeah this is a psychopath you like checked every box of are you a psychopath Anna all right we're gonna find where's the zone I'm in the trash I test Eevee I'll do it I'll do the eye test let's see how good I do e VI f o r ez e rh t EG a PK o OB y r t CZ m NM c ZM n j KO o l km o te m I don't know BFF al e e UL KY k aap I go to the doctor no I know I can't do this you know okay when you when you go okay are Jeremy please cover one iron do it and you come one you do it and then it's like oh do the other eye and it's like I can't it's all blurry you can't you can only do this once you actually can only do that test one time he came to the other eye because my eye otherwise like all fucked up and blurry and shit you got about half of that wrong well maybe down by the bottom don't press no it's it's it's the it's the light coming back into your eye it's like all blurry and smooshed go to a doctor what are you talking about what are you talking about I'm fine all right please go to a doctor that shouldn't happen what do you what when I cover one eye and I'm that I do a couple one eye for long enough and I take my hand off that I and I cover it it's it's like this I that it was covered is all fucked up broke don't you have a hernia yeah it sucks okay I found a coin let's go get a drink [Music] the drink is not in the women's bathroom all right get the hell out of here all right drink I want a what should I get cool soda or should I get extra pop I think yeah cool so definitely hmm I'm out of cash that is wasted quarter i'ma go talk to this whoever was the locker where would I find this person learning is the only thing the mind never exhausts never fears and never regrets da Vinci thank you too bitchy very nice yes thank you DaVinci danger admittance to authorized personnel only I mean danger it's like a high voltage room back here alright this is a puzzle oh I don't know the code all right I remember that's here ooh okay hi I'm Connie you're not from around here are you usually Paseo Del Mar High is really quiet and boring Connie would you lately it's been totally out of control oh where do I get this that's they don't have that here they don't sell that hey you brought that in from home no outside food or drink allowed I'm reporting you to the hall monitor out of control one of the students was killed last week who was killed oh just this wannabe stud named Jake Rogers Oh what do you mean Hawkins Jake Rogers he was a total Rory nobody liked him I gotta go now later oh my god didn't he just get thrown down a flight of stairs and died hey Nancy need something what do you know about Hulk Sanchez he's a big jock on campus never dated him or anything why do we need that info you body have to say that I don't I don't need that info hey who is this person oh you know he's a jock I never dated him though all right hey Dad did okay I just asked you who he was how well do you know Darryl Grey I wish I knew it he's the only guy I'd ever consider dating he's student council president holds a cool job at a diner really and she back ex hammering down the like right sports car and works at a diner that doesn't compute yeah I don't get it either Darrell's family was rich and used to throw major parties all the time but not anymore well said what does that I'll talk to you later bye Nancy what is that what's under my neck is it too like a metal is it like a gold medal what is that hey Nancy need something see you later bye Nancy it's an Olympic medal is it magazine puzzle conning the Olympian say our students of the month why is this like this somebody did this wrong September October November December January February March why wouldn't it be in a row it's it's weird in a row it's a school year look at the chat look at chat look at yeah look at chat let me show this is a puzzle what do you want all right that's what are you can get that image from all right so maybe I need to remember this all right well we know that no it's going to slow just off-limits I'm going in I I'm old enough to go in here I'm like 37 you're not supposed to go in there oops sorry blew my cover what that was a shiny thing Oh - softlock myself she did it I didn't do it she did she did it Oh a quarter that sound can I nominate that ooh I'm the quarter no I might need this I have to find this uh student debate team math team Oh hi my name is Nancy Drew what's your name's tanaka actually my first name is much longer than that but I want to fit in here in America so I chose Howe as my nickname I'm a Japanese exchange student why do you think it's easier to have an American name I want to be part of the culture and succeed in this country I used and I'm staying in America after you finish high school my family is counting on me to succeed here I must make them proud of me that's your favorite soda so what's been going on at school lately a murder was committed here everyone is very stressed out all right so we have a little we have a little bit of what actual human being here I heard about that some kid named Jake oh yeah Jake Rogers was a Dark Soul he created a lot of trouble wouldn't mean a Dark Soul what do you mean by Dark Soul Jake wasn't a happy person and made others around him very unhappy - how did Jake make people around him unhappy Jake was written in English you would say a bully he wasn't very popular I'm behind in my studies and I must get back to the library with dark finals of high school okay can I what's the competition you know the combination to Jake Rogers locker I'm sorry Nancy I can't help you with that coke said your lockers right next to Jake's are you sure you don't know the combination hmm I remember one day Jake was mad because he couldn't open his locker he told me he wish I had a phone handy wait help he wished his phone handy you told me you wish you have phone to do math have you heard of Hulk Sanchez heard of him Hulk holds the conference record for quarterback sacks he's been the state's number one player since he was a freshman he's also a candidate for a big university even with his injury injury hoped I heard a few weeks ago ever since that game he hasn't played the same I worried that his chances of playing for a top school are not as good as before his injury do you know Connie Watson yes we've been in a few classes together I think she was dating Jake Rodgers yeah where is this looking out to they need to mow the grass that shit is getting wild what can you tell me about Daryl gray he's very popular and a good politician too just like his father like his father like his father I hear he was a great politician but not a very good businessman I think his company went bankrupt a few years ago Thea see you Elena Nancy all right he's my phone he needed a few monitor phone okay holy shit Nancy you don't have very many people on your phone that's that just just Ned only Ned hello is this multi-window grossen who is please calling me um no what I'm trying to reach Ned Nickerson Nancy its Ned I thought with you being undercover and everything I had to take on a different persona lead I'm the one who's undercover not you okay okay I guess I'll just go undercover vicariously through you which for some odd reason feels very dangerous see good idea you didn't mention my assignment to anyone you never know who may be related to this case even up at Emerson your secret's safe with me along with your heart you're such a sweetie enough lovey-dovey talk it'll make me miss you even more so have you found any homicidal secrets yet we haven't seen each other in real life I feel like we haven't ciao auf wiedersehen because I playing as a senior detective I don't need a task list what did that are you kidding me all right what's purple to pick another coin cool another coin in the trash I got a lot of coins No all right go let's go back to the locker and see what the hell is going on here all right he wanted to heat his phone why he gonna phone your phone hmm why would he need a phone for this maybe the code is well yeah maybe it's like why would you put a picture of your you know maybe take the phone out here zoom I don't know is there anything over here it hope to rip the door off maybe it's his phone number the last four digits I don't think I have that my calling she hangs up who hung up it's due Jake oh shit it was Jake a treasure a treatise on etiquette does the ripped up his paper in here what else we got T 120 well there's a tape taped his Gondo judo today new judo trends tournament winners holds and throws with style masked Marauder flattens foes masked Marauder flattens foes all right I don't know anything about judo who's winning here is this guy doing a huge flip over the other guy and ripping him forward or is the other guy throwing him over the shoulder I don't know who's winning ooh breakin and local pharmacy Sam County police responded to a break-in at the drug station pharmacy on 80th Street in the early morning hours yesterday whoever it was knew exactly what they were looking for they broke in the building through the back window took the drugs and we're out for minutes according to the report several vials of heck tin all were taken we were just lucky that no other damage was done to the store what is hecta know why was her coin in the a all right so we got breaking at the pharmacy just go talk to the pharmacy let's go all right let go talk to the pharmacy wait let's go ahoy matey your job be to scrub our barnacle ridden decks by blasting them out of the way with your magic ball but be on the lookout for creatures and objects with special powers scrubbing a chest increases your paddle size scrubbing a mind decreases scrubbing in an emo and slows down the magic wall scrubbing a whirlpool speeds it up so good don't touch the mines and get away from the whirlpools this is pretty sick actually you don't they haven't made in a long time a updated cool version of this game they keep making the same I pad version no.not peggeleh breakout cool breakout yeah I remember the best part about breakout is when you beat a level and the ball stayed up top and you just let it just autoplay and have it just take out a discus stuck on the top row and you almost the whole level will get completed see we do it do it oh come on how many levels are there it snuck up there wow this made it really easy this is amateur detective not a master detective anymore it's a 40-hour minigame you like anything we're doing those I lost yeah it's okay you lost our respect don't worry I'll get it back I'll get it back when I when I bagged the killer for who threw Jake down the stairs probably not tonight though because this is probably like a 16-hour game and we're doing hopefully no more heroes tomorrow oh nice all right I can make this work get in there come on get in in in in no in in oh it's over I wrote it sorry was it seven or thousand games it's probably better than what's on that disk this is available on steam yet it is I [Music] think all of them are at least most of them this is nice actually I'm really it is I'm just kind of relaxing now that's yeah that was pretty good sink I'm gonna say this one five levels and I'm never doing this again so might as well try to beat it and get the achievement at the end of the game when you downwind after that slide puzzle yeah we needed a good unwind which in itself should be an unwind but it wasn't I can't believe I almost turned the power button off on my computer I was gonna do it - I'ma be like fuckin I'll see you tomorrow [Music] almost makes you forget and someone was murdered yeah well I should okay as a detective I shouldn't be doing this shouldn't I have dusted this thing for fingerprints get I want to get up there come on do it get up there uh get up there get up there drive ten lives this is never gonna end if I could turn my camera on right now I would I don't do this very often but I'm doing it right now I'm leaning forward on my desk with my left hand my left elbow is on the desk and my left hand is on my chin in a fist just gotta you know look I wasn't even looking I looked away now I know why no one's made another version of this game because after five levels you're like alright this is I'm done there's a reason why no one has revolutionized the breakout game Battle Royale breakout all right there can't be more than ten levels shown me you killing me come on all right level six what does that say 80 I'm gonna sit up all right sit up sit up sit up sit up I'm starting to knock here aftercare just bond I wonder that's a code or something maybe that is a code for something yeah want a pizza so bad I don't what is it with streaming it's something about streaming on a day-to-day basis I don't want to eat pizza but during the stream I sit here I mean I just think you know I just want a full pizza it's only when I'm streaming me too do you guys get that too maybe it's a twitch thing yeah yeah yeah this s CK sock sucks I want to hit those three of girl please I'm a it harder it's definitely ten yeah why would it be more than ten I guess it's not that hard to make these games because once you have the template for them you can make ten thousand of them maybe there's never end comes number eight what his randomly generated em Abed the eyes when you get it going sideways it's a good shit it's going sideways come on do them all yeah we sports party game well let me do know my hair is first I gotta get my Remo to function only two more levels and uh regardless I'm done this is nice though yeah this is the taking a bath of video games level nine that was another sorting algorithm almost have 500,000 coins the kind of bath is like this well I mean just the way that my brain is acting right now just relaxing you know the beats you coming down from the drugs damnit this better be it this better be it this is it y2k yes is it raining No maybe in the game alright I get any back the detective work this is put me to sleep but I am NOT going to sleep without full pizza so like that not gonna happen get 2 1 million points damn it alright this looks like a final level look at this this is an original Donkey Kong that's all I wanted what about what about the guy that was murdered yeah I'll get to it I promise whoo Oh whoo I think his name I don't remember his name Jake alright fine you guys want me to test for it I will there - too late I was gonna blow into my way mode again oh oh no oh I have to I have to like brush my teeth oh boy oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god this is a used we vote I didn't clean it and I put it in my mouth like four times ah ah oh no no no and it's like there's like stuff on it oh fuck what happened oh my god oh my fucking god I have to brush my fucking teeth right now you see Journal Oh be right back I'll be right back [Music] you goddamnit I hear I hate that I hate it it's thing [Music] like a shoe a cigarette it's yellow like it was probably somebody probably smoked in their house look somebody publicly use just like a smoker and that's like all the smoke filth that fucking that ship was in my mouth and I didn't even clean it oh my god I how far as I put it in my mouth it's Cheetos that's work that's somehow worse what you just said is worse I'm just thinking of some so like fucking kid with like shook up hands always been never washed his hands no that's definitely cigarette oh that's a cigarette stain that somebody's have room fucking cigarette fingers old plastic turns yellow I know but you don't I do I put it in my mouth I just like I just put somebody's like cigarette fingers in my mouth what level is this it wasn't on here well I'm talking off mic two hours ago like three hours ago it was that was a delayed reaction pictures oh yeah but is that is that worth getting like that worth getting Thanks take a read hepatitis yes this is GarageBand music alright if I can't stop at 13 because like that's unlucky so I if it's at this more than 13 probably I'm gonna turn my computer off five for just kidding finish the barnacle game alright this one is it this is don't care then I'm gonna stop before teen are carried on and I'm done isn't there a murder salt yes eventually maybe I will eventually you licked a pig heart we were dissecting don't don't they uh don't they like dunked those things in an acid to clean them this Wiimote was not dunked in like dissecting fluid somebody scratched their ass smoked five packs of cigarettes and put it into a box bite into a raw egg to kill the bacteria [Music] Alex I licked the floor of the school bus once why can I see you know like its images you can hear why can I hear that story like a bunch of kids I yeah I will no you won't loser yeah oh I can I hear that image and the bus drivers like shut fuck up that yeah what's wrong is like hey you little bastard don't touch anything just dare you lick my bus you little shits oh okay we're gonna pay attention [Laughter] I need to say something okay can we give I'll give it up a little bit here and give it the respect that's deserved to our school bus drivers the the amount of shit that they have to listen to and the amount of nonsense that they have to potentially put up with and they've got to pay attention they've got to make sure they get these these kids around safely that's a pretty that's that requires a little bit of that requires some applause because I am I cannot imagine me ever in any scenario where I would be able to pay attention and drive with this going on think about it the fuck is this what a weird gift okay all right so imagine driving a car and needing to pay attention with this going on this is why we need to give our respect to those people [Applause] okay I have to go I have to get off at the next exit [Applause] [Music] stop Hey a cab airplane that's a good airplane sound why would that come up as a car driving okay I don't know why I saw car sounds sleeping it's a car sounds for white noise for sleepers like why would a sleep at we talking about no I can't a doll that's fucking bullshit alright give me a second now these are cars driving by on the highway that's not gonna work [Music] [Music] no I ain't going there no there's a stage where that goes too far and I don't want to take it there just go that just goes oh gosh just go do the detective case get me out get up okay hi Nancy how can I get into the teachers lounge look Nancy maybe this assignment is it for you I can't be holding your hand all the time your job is to come to me with solutions not problems when the police look for Jake's Locker did they take a videotape when the police looked through Jake's Locker did they take a videotape no we didn't you're the very of something importing that tape important enough to Jake edit something like that good lead find that videotape Nancy goodbye be careful okay so I need to find the videotape I would appreciate the we got rid of the Mario Kart intro music well is everything else in the house what the hell else am I supposed to do sighs drink soda but the helots do high school kids do besides walk around and drink soda hey Nancy need something do you know why Jake had an empty videocassette case in his locker no why are you so interested in Jake anyway I gotta go now later Nancy I'm starting to wonder about you didn't I hear you were dating Jake hey a girl can make a mistake can't she do you know how Tanaka that's very well he's an exchange student from Japan and a total workaholic he told me he's trying to get more scholarships for college lately he's been looking really burnt out I think the pressure is getting to him what pressure I guess it's a big deal for his family that he'd get into a good school on a free ride I'll let you go bye Nancy okay was what's the play here what do I have a key was this key for you got it right okay what's the key for do I have my found a key yet I've found a place with us to go is it the maintenance closet no this might be a puzzle what would it want me to do go to the library what the hell is the library I mean that's the exit other way down here library library library this library sucks do you know why Jake had an empty video cassette Kayson is yeah I see it I see it I see it and it's beautiful it's very nice very very nice I didn't know Jake was interested in video I avoided him whenever I could Jesus Christ I avoided him whenever I could I hated him he was an asshole he was a piece of shit nobody liked him I don't like him he sucked Connie told me you study too hard is that true Connie doesn't know my study habits I can handle my studies I'm behind in my studies and I must get back to the library bye Nancy are you in the library you're in the library [Music] that's what you are oh no here's a librarian who locks a school library just a forbidden knowledge in here I don't understand Monday through Thursday 8:00 to 4:00 I can't go in there yeah I can you Mikey fiction secret box No ooh what is a relic ooh what's a relic I don't know a perfect alibi whatever doesn't seem to be very interesting what even is a relic um it's weird I know exactly what a relic is but it's hard for me to describe to you what a relic is it's an old piece of an old medallion or an old crafted thing that that is but it's all dand from an old culture and old an old religion it's it's it's a object that holds significant potential cultural value right wrong all right where's my um didn't I didn't read somebody's password catalogue search what am I looking for what was the name have been checked out what was that what was the relic Czech shelf Star Wars it's not gonna be Star Wars book this would be something I was specifically looking for I don't know what it is though what was some of the other names of those there was just think there was a book is there was something written down somebody has a book somewhere I think music just change [Music] fuck is going on or the still have to look these up there's got to be something to be up above what's this one called the meltdown digital meltdown a novel by Jeremy Albertson what's this one called the crystal skulls Jake was here things to remember the answer to my fate lies in the box a matchbook behind Maxine's schedule holds the first step my messages hold the remaining 18 steps the elements tell the order the letter and digit tell the direction you - who is you - what element is YouTube now we're gonna go if I go to the schedule underneath the schedule an incomplete table match book behind Maxine's schedule well let's go look at that take a screenshot of this yeah good idea good call I hate when he goes to this music it always goes back to this alright we do who's Matt we're gonna find Mack Mack who is a Maxine thought that we can maybe do another one of those oh no they might No thank God all right behind the schedule who the hell is that see you later goodbye Nancy okay see you later wait this is a Kevin MacLeod song really let's go talk to mr. Jim how's it going Maxine tell me about the robbery at the drug station pharmacy why would I know about a robbery all I know about is football okay I'm really sorry you got injured does that affect your chances of playing college ball I had a little sprain no big deal within a week I was better than before and impressing the football scouts I'm as strong as ever now anyone that says I'm as strong as ever usually tell me about Connie Watson she hangs out at the gym a lot I heard she's been having a real tough time why do you think she hangs out at the gym so much I don't know she's a pretty good athlete but never joined any of Paseo Del Mar's teams why not why not hmm not exactly sure you said she was having a tough time I heard she's been having some money problems did you tell you no videocassette case in his locker I didn't pay much attention to Jake I'm tired of talking about that loser I'll kill you with my bare teeth do you know how Tanaka that dude is always studying he's a huge fan of mine real smart guy but I never understood why a brain like Tanaka would hang out with slime like Jake let's just say I saw them talking together a lot Jake's Locker was right next to house but they weren't really friends is that what you're saying Jake didn't really have friends and how he may seem pretty chill but I've seen him crack a couple of times he's seriously uptight crack crack a couple of times hmm he's got a temper a bad one he lets the pressure build and build until he's wound so tight the slightest thing sets him off like last week I strike him out during gym and he goes ballistic and charges the mound he's got some serious issues now that I think of it last time I saw them together house seemed pretty upset goodbye well I have a new info to bring to uh I'm not into pushy girls do me a favor and bother someone else huh just because of that drink eh later I'm gonna drug of Mountain Dew just because of that dick oh just regular soda water gross who would ever buy that cat puke alright let's go talk and say hey so you you attack people see ya goodbye Nancy alright where's this thing we have to get I need a scan see I'm starting to wonder about you have you seen any of those weird messages on the bulletin boards Klaus yes and if I catch the guy who's doing it he's going to be in big trouble I bet it's the same person who keeps on setting off the soda machine alarm there's a soda machine alarm I guess that comes with a territory of being school monitor normally it's not this hectic when I figure out who's been pulling all these pranks Hoch told me money's been tight for you these days but what a dork Hulk Sanchez doesn't know the first thing about my life he needs to get a life and stop talking about mine I need to sit before these these people in this room and each one of these chairs and go fucking hash it out and walk away seriously see you later adios trashcan the soda can't just be for fun Kenneth looking for the schedule somebody had a schedule we need to look behind when maybe you know bulletin board wait a minute what's that leaving the parking lot and not in the morning pick me will take place away that Walden reservoir brass set for later Lau - oh okay well there's the you - yeah why they're only three people in this school it's gonna be real easy to narrow down who killed Jake considering there's only four people in the game he's a 25% chance to get it right announcements student bulletin board attention wait the roarin girl a jackal bean comedy talked to perception of poetic drama written by the senior essay winners of student files under lock and key will show the lies of the doctor to be hfl one I feel like this shit is important somehow something about the elements I have no idea why would I need to be why could I look at this take a picture of it uh uh does your house I can go in town I feel like I'm just trapped here what can I do for you do you know why Jake had an empty videocassette case in his locker why were you in Jake's locker oh it was open and I just looked through it best excuse guys what else can I do for you you know is he knows didn't I hear that you found Jake's body yeah I did the student council president gets keys to the school we had an early morning council meeting and I found him lying there it was the worst thing I ever experienced in my life and I really don't want to think about it right now do you know Connie Watson rest him for what not that well she keeps to herself a lot I've always thought there's something mysterious about her kind of the same way I feel about you look dollar 30 for a ham sandwich pretty cool how well do you know Hulk Sanchez big guy big muscles big dreams a lot of football scouts have been coming over to watch and play you must be under a lot of pressure to perform what can you tell me about how Tanaka how's an exchange student who's all scholarships and study he's very intense about becoming a doctor how much ketchup can you drink in 10 seconds talk to you later impressive okay go in the back thank you I didn't even know I could go back here it's just pretty realistic that's it that's a pretty realistic looking night cooking minigame I hope so payday payday payday payday hmm looks like something was removed here didn't I find that in his locker it wasn't in the corner first aid no he's on the schedule yeah hold on let me see it again all right right behind the schedule right didn't say the clue was behind Maxine's schedule TV l4z te l 3c c ki Ichi what is that what does that mean though he's not looking at those edits I'll look at one pretty good pretty good what am I suppose to do with this so I have it know what yeah that's good no fuck off says German on a5 when did I do that what does this mean is that numbers tied like Cee or I don't know I don't get it it's that's bread that's Braille right but what do I need that for what about the periodic table see ya farewell Nancy Eric from highschool MB mean the guys used to give you a hard time in English class sorry you're just an easy target I cannot see much it's changed remember there's anything really a question we're married I now make over $200,000 a year and I Drive a really expensive car I guess some things never change how loser and that's catching up lol pathetic I made more money than you in the last like 14 days so cool good luck okay I can't forget you ate that one that means that means that make like fucking 70 million dollars a year I need to go to the pier at all right I'm about to turn it off I need to get I'm gonna go I'm Mike Pizza levels are at a dangerous level is that wait how to flip it I can't flip it flip your head this isn't know where to turn to know where to hide let the books in the library be your answer guide okay it this is mirrored that called on smeared okay got a picture now you can you flip horizontally in iPhone you can't just mirror OBS oh alright he's a miracle yes nowhere to turn to no one to hide no wait what transform flip horizontal that what's going on that's someone that someone must why is this wrong the letters it's the placement of the letters is that someone must hide reflects big secret war-worn with great pride a symbol of Genk a symbol of cunt kanji wave of the thing a thing around other finger on her neck do you know that sit that medallion right now was this last night took it to bib I got I have to go to pizza took it took it to bib I had to it's upside down though home flip it upside down yeah it's not a good pizza here he did what it took to make the grade even if it meant cheating to keep up his charade talk to you I think I owe me alright so we're gonna talk we're gonna talk to that the lady in here I'm sneeze I can do about it alright let's go talk about the necklace it's almost talking meeting a pizza close where was she singing why don't you remember okay hey Nancy I'm starting to wonder about you I'll talk to you later bye Nancy what is this what does it say Nancy I'm starting to wonder about you okay it looks like I need to get to see no I'm trying to get a picture of the medallion oh my god I'll talk to you later financier what does this mean to Nancy you can't go in there hope I get rid of you so I can go in here you're eating pizza right now damn it I never been more jealous in my whole life what kind of pate says it though talk to me best pizza on earth is very very thin crispy thin crust and I'm talking paper-thin pepperoni pizza that's it don't put any other junk on it just a super thin crispy pepperoni pizza I [Music] don't want anything else on it don't load it up with a hamburger meat and onions and garlic add bacon and salami and because then you put it's not a pizza anymore you just you you're eating like spaghetti and meatballs at that point you might as well put it all in a bowl and eat it out of a bowl cuz I think the shit just falls apart when you when you get figured a meatlovers pizza don't eat meat lovers Pizza seriously like it's just it's a that's that just making them joke because you pick it up and it you lift it up and it go here I'll give you an example so you pick up a piece of pizza that's meat lovers right I just picked it up this is the top this is the crust so I pick it up and it goes like this and everything just falls off into the plate and then you go oh shit oh well looks like I'm eating a piece of wet paper with spaghetti spaghetti sauce on it but what's that down there oh all the shit that I paid for I'll eat it with a fork later you have to fold it oh sure let me let me go ahead and let me fold the pizza now let's fold it in half and then when I bite into it I guess but it's all the toppings mush out into my face and go all over me and burn the fuck out of me like wow and it falls down on the plate and there it goes again if you know don't say we that's why I didn't do it because I had touched it if you fold the pizza that has a ton of toppings on all the topping just mush out out of the top he's never eaten fit to do want I do I have to order a meatlovers pizza and eat it to show you that what are you getting you meat lovers pizzas then load it with toppings you're a crackhead you don't eat tacos tacos are messy too but they're good no I'm not doing it on streem right all right fine how was this I promise all right listen listen listen to time-stamped is I will eat a big meat lovers Pizza not the whole thing but just enough for me to prove that their fucking mess not tomorrow we'll do a normal Harris tomorrow it'll be its own stream the stream will just be titled dickhead eats a pizza to prove a non-existent point I'd see you tomorrow I'm out I'm gonna get freezin oh go and get feets it that we talked about it no I want my boo boo boo five hours dream does hungry boomer know five hour stream because I couldn't get no more heroes to work I still had that thought this is a good one I've had a lot of fun playing Nancy Drew maybe not this one but the last one and this one too at least first I liked it but we keep talking to me you guys messed it up you talked about pizza too many times the second you bring up pizza I'm gonna leave you know that right if you guys want more than you know six seven hour streams do don't say the word pizza in the chat how many times have I looked over here when someone's like oh man I really want a pizza night and I go oh cool me too and the stream ends in like 40 minutes that happened at least three or four times in the last six months it's our fault what topping should I get I told you pepperoni cheese with the nice tangy sauce crispy it's gotta be crispy it's gotta be crispy none of this fold it no no I want when I bite into it to sound like a fucking god damn potato chip cartoon commercial I want to bite into that crust and have it be like this I don't like doughy ass pizza I wanted to be like this maybe okay maybe not that's not like someone chewing on sand maybe not that crunchy dude people there's nothing that's weird it is 50/50 split whether or not people want to instantly throw up when they liked somebody crunching on something is instant instantaneous just vilde reaction and then there are other people that go oh do that again I remember I was eating chocolate one time on stream this like three I don't know why I remember this is like three years ago and I was eating like Reese's chocolate or something and some it was like at least a bunch of people there was a bunch of it I was saying dude you're fucking disgusting like stop do you I don't want to hear that and I had a mute a bunch of times was it a dream no it wasn't she was I was I swear to God mute your mic while you eat no no no I'm gonna put the can on this one tonight we're gonna start normal hero's tomorrow the viewers are dying well I did I did just say the stream is over No More Heroes starts tomorrow well going forties in row by the way I didn't did I mention that I don't think I did the reason why I didn't stream the last three four days in a row is because I was getting the New Year's Eve stuff ready and that stuff is almost already so we can just go four days in a row you'll have no more heroes tomorrow maybe normal heroes again depending on if I do that on Monday and then New Year's Eve stream on 31st more Nancy I don't think they'll be time for it tomorrow or the next day maybe I'll get a pizza on New Year's that's not a bad idea what a good idea alright fine I'll get I'll get a pizza and I'm gonna eat it on streem I'm gonna get burnt I already know all right I'm gonna be careful on that all right guys I'll see you tomorrow thanks for sticking around now we're gonna go with the subs and bits and everything so don't worry and stick around if you want sort of an impromptu Nancy Drew stream because last second I couldn't get my Wiimote to work but it's kind of what I plan on doing tomorrow he's making sure I can get it to function if I can't then we're just gonna have to boot up the old way I'll see you guys tomorrow have a great night those are you sticking around let's talk about bits shall we uh melatonin dream boy thanks to the 500 bits no mess is just 500 bits thank you oh thank you heavy min for the 300 bits normal hero's is one of my favorite franchises and these sure happy to see you play it I'd recommend playing the Wii versions on the original hardware since it can be both bought for like 10 bucks never experienced emulating it though also difficulty is really not that bad on normal mode and the controls are easier to control on the Wii mode than you think you know so I use the Wii classic controller if you don't want to deal with the motion controls I played No More Heroes 1 & 2 a long time ago I love these games they're a little janky and little wonky but I wanted to do them both but I didn't want to split it up to do ps3 because it's better version and runs better and then go to Wii and it runs like crap it I'd rather than just both be streamed through the PC because I can make the resolution better or I can make it look a lot better cuz the the Weaver I know we're people we were we were maiming on the original version but it really does run like crap in a lot of places from what I remember if you hit somebody with your blade and the blood blows up out of their head I remember it specifically chugging down to like 10 frames a second half the time so I'd like to run it in his best way to present it to people the ps3 runs worse like crap really well then they both do so then even better reason to not stream it on original hardware because I did walk around in it very very briefly and it seems to run pretty well on the settings I have now on PC through emulation riding the bike through town will be rough yeah it always is though but yeah it's um it should be a great experience it's a really fun game it's a really interesting game I'm looking forward to to return to it again heavy min that was you thank you again for 300 bits I don't know why it doesn't sometimes like I lose my narrative thank you hate sucks hate sucks no it was me who's not you thanks to the thousand bits hey they say true crew that's right it was the last minute drew crew thank you so much for the $10 thousand bits from hate Dark Souls thanks for the 250 bits do you think one day we'll get a lifting stream will you do a workout set like getting slime for doing something chat predicts something the doctors can put your Humpty Dumpty streamer back together well enough probably not for a while I have to get 20 okay 20 20 is the year for me is where I'm gonna be doing physical therapy I have to figure out what's going on with my body 20 20 is the get healthy year it's not like I've been living an unhealthy lifestyle or anything it's just for some reason a lot of things have compounded on top of each other last year so I am gonna do everything necessary to get 100% healthy again and whatever that means whatever procedures or treatments or therapy that I have to do for my rib cage and whatever the fuck is wrong with me and my hernia I might have I might just have surgery I might just go do it like a hiatal hernia doesn't go away you have it is either it gets worse until you get surgery so I might just go do it just get it over with the surgery is a simple procedure it's yeah you're fine in like four days or something because I feel like there's a bunch of issues that are kind of stacking on top of each other but we'll find out I have a couple of appointments coming up and then we'll talk about maybe doing some or that stuff maybe but appreciate the 250 fiddy thanks for the five hundred bits fitty hey German this site shows your net worth can you give me some invest investment advice you seem to be quite successful worth of the web what the fuck is this how much is how much is youtube.com slash to user slash german nine eight five worth you can find the estimated website value for german nine eight five and US dollars whether what is it Oh a hundred and two billion dollars a hundred and two billion six hundred and fifty million dollars Wow that's pretty good Hamish is amazon.com worth amazon.com okay amazon.com is worth four point eight billion dollars god that's that's cool with me I'm okay being worth like 50 Amazon's by Amazon now did that guy from English class yeah I got her English class ain't got nothing on me did you see that website yeah man I got 200k I got this awesome life what about you hey I'm worth 102 billion dollars mr. English class that's wild uh I don't know how is it even calculating that little wolfy thanks with 850 cheating bits 850 bits from little Wolfie is that bits because I cheated or bits with me to not cheat I wonder Germa dot org is only worth $150 it was a bit bounty thank you Thank You Lula Lula more for the thousand bits ten bucks hey German I've been a longtime sub and fan I was watching YouTube with my son the other day and without being prompted he asked to watch some of your videos he said Germa is amazing he's so hilarious I wish I could be that funny someday and his thought it was cute and a testament to your content that me a 34 year old mom boomer and Mike kid both think you're hilarious PS he peed his pants from laughing of his gross love his stream and content happy new year happy New Year to you as well he's so hilarious I gotta stop swearing like a stop swearing think of the children you know I didn't mean then I gotta stop pretending to stand up over my desk and pee into a cup you know that ice left to figure that out too I gotta clean my act up a little bit that will literally never happen if you think I'm smart enough to be able to put a filter on some of the things that I say that you you're sadly mistaken I tried it I tried it for like a year or two didn't work dude he's got no filter I say what I want no filter that's when like every single person in the audience their eyes just rolled in the back of their head all the way to the back but no thank you Lulla I appreciate it I'm also 34 year old boomer so he's unhinged Thank You Dark Soul thanks with 250 checking in from Gap gaming again really great job with our testing with testing our anti ad gimmick last time they really got your chat going any gap is that said it is concerning to us that you can't seem to beat a game made for three-year-olds we'll have to dock some points for that in your upcoming review I hope you get better you dumb idiot streamer Thank You gap appreciate no that's Dark Soul this dark sould nine six six nine that's not your name is not gap max of disaster thanks for the five hundred bits I Germans want to thank you for streaming today my mother was just diagnosed with multiple my multiple myeloma myeloma it's a blood plasma cancer that affects bones so I'm glad I have your Lu well moments to take my mind off things here's five bucks to show my appreciation for your twitch funny man endeavors thanks I'm really really sorry to hear that I don't know I'm not sure what stage or what how far along that is but hopefully it's very treatable you do what you can right thank you so much I wish the absolute best for your mother glad to have you Kansas sucks if I could seriously just go like this and get rid of it oh I would do it a hundred times everybody would just one of those stupid fucking illnesses that we still see it I can't seem to figure out you know but a lot of it is treatable all the best to you and your mother thank you for the five dolls shitty viewbot thanks to the fire front of it's not like this not like this not like this drugs are bad was that when I was pretending to do that I was on drugs oh I mean we can talk about this very briefly now if you want but I think I haven't talked about it relating that much at all but one of the reasons why the rumble has not been done yet is because the next Rumble is going to be a charity event and all the money that that stream takes in whether it's bit sore or subs whatever money that that stream takes in that day is going to go and sponsor a good friend of Mines Boston Marathon run and all that money is going to go to a I believe in pediatric cancer ward in Boston so we're trying to figure out some maybe some fun things to do but that is a that's part of the plan have him run and blue man attire we've been talking about ideas of he's essentially we're gonna have him be a character in the rumble and whatever he has in clothes we're gonna have him run in those clothes and I'm gonna have him take some video mister be fun he's gonna be a new original character he's just like yeah I'll do I'll do whatever that'd be fun I just wanna make sure I could actually run in whatever it is and it's like don't worry I'll take care and the way that it's set up it's actually should be pretty easy because there is specific there's gonna be a specific website that is linked directly to the charity so the money I can from everything that comes in that stream I can just put it directly in to that website so it's not like oh I'm gonna just make all this money on switch and then then like I'll figure it out later no wait a little B there'll be plenty of avenues to get that figured out it'll be live action it will not that's the plan because the marathon is in April so want to do it a little bit before that obviously to make sure because it's just essentially sponsor is run or at least to contribute what I been this community can write mostly but thank you to Jim Jim Poe for the 300 bits summer in January when it's ready it will be absolutely before March which is put it that way before March but thank you uh Jim thanks for the 300 bits no message thar alfred thanks to the 253 germans use of a god in the stream in validates all prior alleged accomplishments on stream how can we be sure this guy didn't use a guide in all three Dark Souls insecure oh here's your rebuttal here I played Dark Souls 3 and Sakura when they launched I played Sakura the day it came out there's no guide what guide existed on day zero I played it when it came out what did one day had gone by and nobody even had beaten the game you don't have any witnesses guides came out pre-release do you think I was flipping through the shit that they sell at Gamestop that's as big as an encyclopedia with the pictures all prior accomplishments yeah sorry I wanted to keep the Nancy Drew stream on track all prior accomplishments are no he's stubborn he's stuttering he's stuttering hey little kitty thanks to the 500 bits they say good job thank you hey you did a good job too in whatever you did today thank you influx meme thanks for the 300 bits this is a two-part message this is the second part of my message oh I see you saying you okay just want to say your huge influence you've had on my life as I approach my 20s your videos and streams have always brought me comfort whenever times have been tough and your unique brand of comedy has influenced the stuff I like so much you have no idea I know you probably heard this stuff before but you really have a huge impact on your viewers and I get the German heart it was absolutely Chad of a man I really appreciate that that's there's a lot of nice things to say about somebody and then you say one of your early tf2 QA videos you were initially going to delete your channel but a friend stopped you and told you to deceive where it took you sometimes think about that what would have been had you not taken that chance you still talk to that person who it was at burger boy not sure if my path in life so you don't have any advice I'm not sure my patent life do you have any advice from me thank you mod that friend well here's the thing anything you start something new right doesn't matter what it is after you do it the first time and you go through with it you have that first initial bump of this is dumb this is I sure I probably shouldn't have done this this is like kind of dumb right like I think I thought could probably use my time somewhere else no yeah there's something else that I see that happen to be all the time during my I'm in Vegas right now on over 21 this time and if memory serves me correctly there's a long time ago I don't I don't remember if it was burger boy or not so maybe I think we smell him I had somebody and then it went to college with maybe it was Bert know who was it this is gonna fucking eat me up now who said to like just I did I said that I made a youtube channel like you went to college I did I showed my diploma on stream did you see it from Blockbuster I don't remember who it was I probably I'll probably come to me like later tonight or something I don't think it was burger boy but they watched a cup they watched the two or three videos that were there which by the way I deleted and re-uploaded I think twice for some reason cuz once like three or four five views came in I was like what these videos are suck I have to redo them somebody watched him I have to make it better I'm pretty sure I've deleted in reuploaded the same three videos like twice but I was told who cares just let him ride it doesn't matter I don't have to fucking go searching for like who fuckin said that who was that maybe it was burger boy cuz we were going to the gym all the time we me and burger boy believe it or not we're in the gym three four plus days a week back then and I think I just offhandedly maybe told them yeah I don't know just to Chad's going to the gym but what would I have done if that was I mean I don't know I don't know I can't rewind the clock and do another life well probably would have happened is I would have gone into something I would have just continued doing the stuff that I liked already I was really into stuff with animals no like volunteering I was probably gonna maybe go to like vet tech school I still ended up volunteering for a while but yeah I did that sometimes they think about what would I what would happen if I had not made half of those videos that I made in the first two months that I started that chant this channel but what would have happened if my first tf2 the uber update video didn't get on the tf2 reddit like what would event what would I what would have happened what I even be sitting here right now doing this probably not probably not you'll go be an English teacher in Japan I can barely speak English you think I can teach somebody huh but any advice don't get in your own way because of what you are describing is me almost getting in my way to a point where it I didn't do any of this stuff now getting your own way got it now I'm worth over a billion dollars I wish you that luck though in flux thanks for sticking around really interesting thought bill haven't thought about that in a long time tarah Alec Rin thanks to the 250 German if you played heavens vault on stream it's made hold on it's made by the same crew that made sorcerer 8 it's an amazing adventure game in its own right damn it I'm gonna like burp hold on are we good I've not played heavens vault I'll have to look into that but I like inkle I'll check it out Freudian weapon thanks to the 250 Freudian hey Jeremy just wanted to toss some coin to my streamer German bald hope you had a Merry Christmas hopefully I'll be able to catch you live on New Year's Eve that stream will be starting probably around 6 o'clock pacific 9 p.m. Eastern we'll catch the Eastern ball drop and if there's enough time maybe we'll catch the Pacific one as well maybe I was not with Kim last year on New Year's so I think I might want to kind of end it after the Eastern ball drop because I blast her I didn't spend New Year's with Kim and you know there's an opportunity to this year so so yeah well we'll get but it'll be a stall that probably will at least get one or two of them German loves his Eastern time zone viewers I mean I spent my entire life on the eastern time zone so and everybody bases pretty much everything on the eastern time zone EST is is just it's taught of so much media is dictated by what time it is Eastern that being said I do love PST though because I gained three hours I get three hours on all of you right now it's it's ten o'clock it used to be 1 a.m. when I would turn the stream off back in Massachusetts 10 o'clock I can still get a pizza but thank you fro diem hey study bread thanks with 300 bits I was standing in line win and get pretzels yesterday and there was a couple standing behind me one of them pulled out their phone and I heard the rat song start to play I looked over and it was it was some tick-tock of the song sorry to break it to you but it seems the rat song may be popular on tik-tok it was also super surreal hearing that randomly in public I mean you live by the meme you die by to me do you live long enough to see yourself become the villain we'll see don't forget to vote for stuff yet subscribe for more plus like if you did thank you level six hey Bri / thanks for the 250 hey German was doing the survey for voting and went down memory Road for this year it's been a great year when I got to the end I wish that I could choose more than one for best joke of the decade keep up the good work and let's make this decade as great as the last one cheers to you and Happy New Year happy New Year to you as well yeah just stay tuned for that show on New Year's Eve it was the hardest choice on the list there were a lot of nominations it was actually hard to remove some because there was just so many and so in every category at least 10 of those categories were bowled with 25 plus nominations it was just there's so many so I'm glad there was a left enough time this year for people to at least have that week to kind of think about something they thought was fun rather think two days yeah it's been a great year a lot of stuff has changed for me this year you know moved across the country started to do the stuff that I wanted to do many many years ago get into some more high production high octave streams and I plan on just kind of keeping that going for as long as I can right cheers to you Thank You Reba doctor CAD thank you for the 500 bits I need you to watch a video just a little bit it's a music video but I think you'll enjoy it music video what do you mean this videos 28 minutes long what the hell is going on this is scary [Music] gnomes I might skip [Music] it's pretty good veal it's 30 minutes of that I don't want to watch that that's a long time to sit there and watch that yeah this is the link it's right there it's a just a little bit it's a music video hey flus flustered flamingo thanks let's bring on her Vince a German thanks for the laughs is decade quick question if you own the internet for one day what would you change I would delete Twitter Facebook Instagram snapchat tik-tok I would delete all social video but not twitch though because like that's cool it's fun I would delete all social media now even twitch even twitch and YouTube delete it all get rid of it do be instant replacements no and I would have broadcast it on every era way do I have control the Airways no I don't but even even just thought it'd instantly get replaced but even just for one day if everybody didn't have to use it even for one day even for three days announce it on Twitter hot boomer take that's a villain thing to do is that a villain thing to do they'll really think about that we will rebuild it Facebook and tik-tok know the rest yes you're a Sunday morning cartoon villain yeah and then when scooby-doo and crew stop texting each other and they go play tetherball and then they go whoa maniacal Martin sure it was actually right wasn't he we enjoyed some time outside should we go get him out of jail no now let him rot okay boomer a hot boomer it take now if I had control the Internet no okay I wouldn't delete all social media I would take it all over and I would make one tweet and one post on Facebook on Twitter on Instagram on tick-tock it would just be I'm only writing this so people still don't think I'm at twitchcon - Jemma right going live tonight here's the link and try to break ninja's record for like concurrent people on a stream everybody come to this link and just be there so I can get like 700,000 concurrent viewers for 10 seconds by the way do any musicians want to play a video game he'd still be late now if I could show the internet I don't know what the fuck I would do I'd get scared now but way better yeah I would take over all of Twitter all social media and what I would simply do this is that this is the perfect take on this whole scenario all I would do I wouldn't delete them I wouldn't get rid of them I wouldn't take over and tweet something myself but not all social media platforms all text would just be what happens when an orc tries to talk to a human in Warcraft done good luck you could be the only source of porn on the planet what are you what are you talking about why would that be the thing I go to anyways Thank You flustered flamingo for the 300 bits appreciated gnarly thanks for 250 no I said that I couldn't donate for a while but I will gladly go into debt to tell you don't go into debt now going to debt to give me money don't do that number one number two let's see what you said do not listen to the garbage that the drew crew spews she's not even a real detective Nancy Drew more like Nancy fuck you damn that's harsh that's really harsh that's a pretty hot take yeah don't go into debt for giving me money ever for any reason keep that Bank it but thank you for the 250 dollar drew hater is out hey smooth thanks for the 500 bits Thank You shmoop but a viewer since your first surgeon simulator 2013 video they come in with a new one too you helped me recently get through an isolating period in my life I haven't think about your advice on persistence when things don't happen immediately also the fact that you've never shit in a public bathroom you got a lot of dedication and that's inspiring as hell yes that is true that is still true I have never taken a shit in a public bathroom it has never happened in my entire life not once never that's not false I wish I could prove that somehow I've never taken a shit in a public bathroom that's fine you don't have to believe me I just know it's true I know it's true someday you won't have a choice that day's not happened yet now we I don't count as you don't count private bathrooms so yes I have taken a shit in a private bathroom one where it's one person you go and you can lock the door right like what do you classify as a public bathroom changing the definition that counts as a public bathroom a public space public private bathroom a private bathroom is one not in your house more than one stall is a public bathroom well I guess a single toilet with a locked door is technically a puff a bathroom for the public but it is a private bathroom it's a private bathroom in public yeah no it's not it's a private bathroom and no that's what that's perfect if it's not in someone's house it's a public bathroom yeah okay so I've taken a shit in a public bathroom in a private setting maybe once or twice but I've never taken a shit in a multi stall bathroom if literally anybody can walk in it's public but I can lock the door if I go into a bathroom that's one toilet I can lock the door and just exist and be alright so is that a public bathroom if you can't walk in there it's now my temporary private bathroom a real public bathroom has a toilet with encircling theater seats holy shit why don't I read that just did I never thought this much about the walls I shit surrounded by German public bathroom it's public if you lock yourself in a school gym it's not a private space yeah but I'm not taking a shit the school the school gym is not supposed to be a private setting pulling my pants down and going to the bathroom is a private setting it's private place I'm not gonna go to the bathroom the gym it's open to the public so it is public yes it's a public bathroom but it's a private section of the public all right listen I've taken a shit in a public bathroom but never a multi stall public bathroom there you go done what's going on all bathrooms are private I do I can't we can't sit here and argue semantics I've been trying to for the last like five minutes [Music] then you should in a public bathroom use semantics of bat what about that person that said all bathrooms are private a bathroom is a private place this is the best comment of the night who the fuck cares yeah that's true you're that's right like who the fuck cares who cares I've never taken a shit in a multi stall public bathroom you do I do hey but squar thanks to the 250 seeing you react that way to germs on a wiimote reminded me of something what does remind you of it there's a full video I don't watch this full video have you peed your pants yes probably at least a dozen times yes I have peed my pants not in my adult life maybe when I was like nine ten years old or something hey hey very noise thanks for the 750 German listen to this three months ago I visited a museum dedicated to Native American artifacts and memorabilia I eventually came upon a dark and foreboding mask with crimson feathers adorning it when I stared into its hollow eyes that had something like a spirit trip or a vision I saw everyone I knew and loved become great bears soaring Eagles and trampling Buffalo I then I woke up on a bench in the museum lobby have you ever had anything like that happened to you don't do drugs before you go to a museum it's probably the moral of that story say no don't do drugs that was very well written it was your right can we get back to the game Oh Oh mr. noob asaurus the stream is over just what if you might be new and that's fine I don't think you are though I think I've seen your name before at the end of stream we do all the donations that came in that it would reach a certain threshold we talk about stuff we just chill out for like 3040 minutes sometimes less sometimes more just play the game history is over there's the post stream wrap-up hangout session it's been on this screen for six hours that would be bad hey Matty eyes thanks for the 510 bits watching through the old clips while I was voting the New Year's Eve stream was so fun looking forward to plenty more fun times we should everyone have fun and saved New Year's much-loved and may the New Year bring great things what's up so hopes thank you for snipers thanks for thousand bits here's some bits for that pizza will be getting a nice thin crust pepperoni pizza I'm gonna just slowly enjoy it while I watch surprise eggs videos oh thank you for the thousand bits very nice again thanks for the 250 bits you made me buy 250 more bits because you made so much sense when you talked about the necessity of simplicity in pizza I was right there with you I felt you I've been telling people that for about five years now but no one listens to me maybe they'll listen to the greatest internet entertainer alive German 985 hey if you like it did whatever pizza you like you like it that's you donating to yourself the rock [Laughter] wrong Pizza opinion pepperoni is greasy as fuck I like pepperoni on pizza and May it adds like a nice delicious smoky flavor especially when the pepperonis aren't really crispy when you bite into pepperoni and you get that pepperoni crunch that's like almost like with the candy pepperoni uh-uh that's the best it's the best and then when you get sometimes when pepperoni not all pizza places do this but someone do when you have pizza in the oven right and is pepperoni on it after a little while the little pepperoni discs turn into these almost these little bowls right and inside the little cooked pepperoni balls is a few droplets of this delicious magical liquid and then when you bite into it and you get the crunch of the little pepperoni ball and the sauce and a little oil it's called liquid fat yeah and that's good just don't eat it every day that's fucking heinous no it's not what do I like bacon crispy or soggy crispy crunchy crispity crunchity don't give me any soggy bacon gross we like soggy bacon the other day at the batter I don't see why would start soggy bacon I won't eat soggy bacon crunchy pepperoni balls of the best food in the world don't change my mind I'm not trying to I'm agreeing with you turkey bacon is also awesome that's true hey gray blob Tex 1000 bits the only pizza toppings worth a damn a bacon and green pepper Bacon's are right in small doses I don't like it all over the pizza but if it's kind of put out there crushed up gently I don't like green pepper on pizza I like a simple piece I'd like just cheese pepperoni like margarita style pizzas I like there I like just simple simple simple simple that gray blob thanks to the thousand bit chucko chucko me must thanks in the 250 a German here's the protection money I know it's not the agreed amount but please don't kill me the two dolls and that's 250 bits that's not a protection money that's not protection money from bootytime well I'm not doing anything that's not enough no I'm just saying like a 250 is not like that's not protection money you didn't died on that's alright it's not if you walked up to me and said hey is who's 200 is $2.50 man it's my protection money I'd be like didn't fucking Kia but go buy yourself like a pack of gum he's saying that you know I'm not saying that here's two fifty don't kill me no I'm not gonna kill you over 250 dude we'd uh that's not that's what I'm saying my fucking a $2.50 man like I'm not gonna but no one's gonna die over 250 [Laughter] guys there's no crime movies that are ever made there's no mafia movies that are ever made with a guy opens up a briefcase in this $2.50 in it for the big switch that would be a really shitty movie do you take Bitcoin I used to until nobody did it I used to have an aetherium address down in the description and over the course of 7 months I think like $4 of a theory of gaming that close that I denied never told me but I was like yeah I'm like I'm outta here I'm no one's using this how much is that $4 worth now probably less why he was sparing this video no I thought I'm gonna have pizza for God's sake post your ethic resset I'll give you $100 I don't even know what it is I don't even remember just fuck my shit up that videos old news yeah that video is circulated like a year and a half ago for the life me I can't find a no emotion stream what I don't know what it was you know the address well don't send $100 to that address because I don't even sure I can get into that account it was hot lava and GU that's right that's true do you have an only fans I don't know where that is No anyways we're almost at the end gnarlie thanks for the 250 oh yeah I had a dream on Christmas Eve where I woke up at 6:00 a.m. on Christmas morning to you streaming you were being recorded by a camera behind you you have playing League of Legends on a tiny laptop hope you Christmas went better than German dream Germans all right here comes the credits it comes all the subs thanks a lot guys see you tomorrow for No More Heroes I'm gonna get it to work somehow I will I will figure it out even if we have to pay it play it on original hardware I will we'll figure it out he didn't say it was better German had a bad know if my Christmas was fine my Christmas is good I had a relaxing Christmas it was nice but that's a weird dream why would it be on a tiny laptop you can't play games on a tiny laptop unless it's a candy crush which why would you play candy crush in the first place there are only two places where you play candy crush and one is in the in the airplane because it's on one of those weird devices that has weird games on it or sitting at the one like sigit Chili's because it's on that little kiosk thing that's on the tables otherwise there's no reason to play that game should I do No yeah I'll do a candy crush dream no I won't lie yes I will but my thoughts on acne videos I don't what do you mean acne videos videos about people's acne or videos where people like popping pimples which both of those I'm gonna say I don't think I want to watch them hey Lula Lula thanks for another 500 bits here my son is 10 but he's aware of entertainment versus reality so swears aren't a big deal in our house he knows I'd kick his ass if he talked like you oh my god but he's allowed to enjoy the show believe it or not your content is pretty wholesome really if you think so as much as we fuck around I do try to just have I try the state I try to have fun I don't ever wanted to be like a downer streams I know sometimes I can fly off the handle and I can have little episodes but for the most part I like to just have fun and I don't want to have fun and main bad ways I guess unless it's for do you know what joking around with like channel stuff I was / this way I never want anyone to feel bad when they watch this stream like truly be like oh that's like I feel like shit watching the stream I don't like this this like I don't see this I don't feel awful I don't know I don't want you like to feel bad that's a completely against why I do this in the first place I want to have fun you killed God though yeah and like that was a lot of fun you're a psycho I'm not look fine you can have here you can have you a little you can have your fun I'm not gonna clip that that's fucked up Oh what are you guys trying to protect me though should I should I be paying you protection money all right we're almost on we're at the end we have but seriously thanks for the subs everybody there's a ton of you now thanks for letting me continue to do this all of you thank you Lulu the five hundred bits thank you Space Marine for the 1500 bits I just got out of my most difficult semester that I've ever had in schooling I'm a chemical engineer junior out of private universities we've got a fucking real smart one here we bring this up but seriously chemical engineers in chat doctors lawyers dentists this past semester has crushed me academically socially mentally you know one of the few people that can always make me smile and laugh even when I have been beaten down I wanted to give back even a small amount for the great things you've done for my happiness thank you being you Germa hard thanks a lot hopefully you're the hardest part of your schooling is over and you can relax a little bit and it won't be as bad the next time or when you graduate you know obviously when you can get in close thank you so much for the 1500 bits I wish you luck on your journey of becoming a chemical engineer thanks for watching thanks for sticking around don't push yourself too hard try i'm she said to trump Shump t Trump a stuck chunk t TV there we go thanks to the 400 bits I work as a movie theater usher and have to clean up the movie theaters every time you end the stream it reminds me of my job so dirty love the streams big guy Thank You chump and maybe if if something if you guys would pick up after yourselves it's throwing shit dumping drinks on the ground come on the germ plexus theater has been open since 1981 ok I know that when you're walking it makes that horrible sound but that's because people are just throwing shit on the ground and they're being disgusting when I go to the movies I buy two drinks and just dump one on the floor that's kind of what it feels like sometimes in some of these theaters that people are just buying extra popcorn so they can just dump it on the ground it's like somebody goes into the movie theater and they buy a bunch of those they buy like a two boxes of dots and then it in a lighter and they just slowly melt down all the dots in the container and then just slide out and smear the dot candy sludge is shit all over the ground and all over the seats how does it how does it floor even get like that what am I talking about I'm talking about every movie theater that's not even true cuz movie theaters nowadays a lot of them I'd like really nice reclining chairs sickroom service they've heard about this you give room service to use chair in some theaters now you press a button and a flight attendant comes down and is like what do you want I'll take the ham cheese and that's crazy that's $15 a ticket I died but here's the thing I don't think I'd want to do that imagine ordering a full dinner at a movie you like watching the movie you take bites that flick of the avocado BLT meld turkey sandwich and like it's getting all over you and you like wiping with fucking napkins in what happened on the screen like you're eating like a full spaghetti dinner like Oh what hold on I'm like eating a full dinner and it's dark it's pitch black in there they have little tables yeah but I don't wanna eat it dark there are some things you can eat in the dark popcorn pretzel bites corn chips and those little hot dog bites get a whole lobster alright let's get out of here I'll store h2o thanks to the 250 speaking of you in college you've been approached by your college to come speak to students No hey guys welcome to the graduating class of 2024 and the man gave her the speech today to congratulate you all is one of our alma mater you might have absolutely no fucking idea who this guy is he got popular by playing team fortress 2 and sang the word speed over and over again and by getting his ass kicked by one of his close friends who would get him to a point we'd get so angry that he would start screaming the F word and he was recording but without his knowledge and uploaded to YouTube here he is letting Jenna that's where he got to start sure but nine eight five and the three people in the audience would be like and I never forget red face hey keep asking skis - it's cool he pukes no I know the answer person they don't know nobody knows what the fuck I am outside of you know this space I don't think there's very many people that could see you also mentioned my granny my old college hasn't asked Logan Paul to come speak but I can see colleges thinking and something students would be interested in but they know you want somebody at your college speech to be somebody they can tell you you need like a like a president or something like a senator I can't make that speech I came back to the stream to hear that I'm sorry how bad was that was that bad was it wasn't that bad with him sorry my teens sorry it was pretty bad yeah thank you - cheese ants for the four hundred bits 2019 was a bad year for me but your laugh brings me life thanks gotta go my god damn catches pute I'm sorry hear that hopefully cats all right what size shoe are you fourteen I'll see you guys tomorrow have a fantastic rest of your night thanks for sticking around for the end of the Nancy Drew the sea of mystery make sure you vote you only have three days to do so you have until you have until 12 p.m. Pacific time on the 31st that's when the poll is no longer gonna be accepting any votes I'll be talking about this for the next three days straight I will make a what are you voting for the worst stuff this channels done in the whole year and the some of the best stuff the channel sent over the year there are a lot of categories I actually have we got best auto appearances on there too and yes if you were curious I think it was just every time auto appeared on the stream in 2019 have a wonderful rest a night to see you guys tomorrow take care guys you
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