Jerma Streams - Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes [with Joel (Vargskelethor)]

hello everybody hi we got live yes we are sorry I have to move over here to my to my battle station I just set my microphone cameras up for this stream and we're all set go back offline but that's the second day in a row okay that's the second day in a row that I have read within 30 seconds of the stream starting somebody say fucking out of here turn off your stream and I go turn up my stream we talking about me in what I don't know why I have no idea anyways today is gonna be sort of a fun stream I hope it depends on how good Joel and I are at communicating instructions we're gonna play keep talking and nobody explodes I have well I'll just show you well well let me feel like holla Joel just started the stream too so let's look people trickle in for a little bit make sure I got my coffee in the right place anyone all right so take it we'll take a look at my setup here here well the stream is not open don't worry so I've got for you here my my battle station I printed this shit out I'm ready to go I'm not messing around I've got my guide as you see bomb defusal manual it's I've just got to lean over a little I am ready I told you I was taking this fucking dead serious dead serious today and you can see look at this take a look at this it's you can actually read belong with me if you want to that's good looks like stops walking away there's my bomb defusal manual jewel has one of these two so wait you came here the music jewel has one of these two we did a trial run before the stream turned on and we did all right we did okay shave get out of here how can you even tell how do you I don't know how could you even tell I have like a spooky ghost light on me how can you tell that I need to shave it just looks like a little bit of scruffy huh how can you tell it looked like Jesus if Jesus wasn't around today he'd have to post follow Twitter account so but that's okay with me he's pretty fucking big deal alright so let's see is Joel ready I'm gonna is this free one he just went BRB wait hold on his stream is not on yes it is what are you talking about his streams not turned on that no he's on he's on he's on see we have to do the squad stream thing because we're gonna have to different when I'm doing the bottom stuff he's gonna be talking and that's gonna be our screens are gonna be completely different music I don't I don't know who any of them either were those people are I've noted alright what was it doing Joe what are you up to see this is my own all right let me tell you something this is my own damn fault it's my own fault I when I start a stream I'm just like start I have an intro screen and the intro screen plays right and then I sit there for one minute and then I go okay time stress-free mean I was like I tried to go let's go I don't give any fucking time and something I always just say bleh like - not even two minutes will go by I just sit there cuz yeah ADHD it just takes over my whole body because I'm looking at I'm here I'm just here and I'm seeing the screen I'm seeing people chatting I'm just going like I want to let's go girl what is that thing in your camera we're talking about a thing of my care what what thing that 5/6 thing 5/7 don't fucking get it wrong that thing oh this thing this is this camera this is this camera and I have like a like a like a periscope this is one of those scenarios where like I'm gonna fall down on this stream and this is gonna go through my fucking I think everyone's now going oh please don't do that oh yeah okay he's almost ready he's almost ready we spoiled the joke me putting my head through the is what I'm gonna choke that would be a disaster there'll be a horrible thing that would happen to me all right okay here you go all right hold on I'm gonna be you know when you wait for the bus and you got there way too early and you realize that the next bus is coming in like 30 minutes ago fuck I mean I kind of have just this is the way that I am when the buses would become I'm walking around is looking at stuff you look at the same ad on the side of the bus stop like a thousand times you just pace around you're like I must be here thirty minutes my phone and my phone's not even interesting I hate that shit wouldn't even you when your phone is not interesting that's when it's the worst waiting you can't you can't even open up your phone and do anything because it's like nah nothing on this phone is interesting I've already seen these tweets a thousand times I've been to read it twice I wrote 25 comments I hate waiting hey Gervais so don't we when you're late all the fucking time oh shit oh I got myself I fell on my own on a trap there I stepped on a rake in the backyard and hit me right in the fucking face I don't have front teeth anymore alright let's fucking go and then when the when the bus actually shows up when the bus shows up a whole I'm sorry I'm going over some of them all right what when the bus actually shows up and you look at the top text on the bus and it's not full where you're fucking going it's the complete Mustang on us and you're like God David I throw away for like another 20 minutes I thought it was 30 all right how you don't you ready yeah I'm good I'm gonna go you ready to uh diffusing bombs I hope so yeah so what do you want you want to go first you fucking read i defuse all right Tay listen um I'm not I'm not self-deprecating but I'm staying like if I start fucking reading manuals right now I might as well be reading a fucking Arby's menu all right I'm not gonna get shit done you have to read I have to do this okay I think I can handle it all right we did do this once and god dammit this is gonna this is gonna hurt me all right and that's all I gun pointing at me Oh gunner Melissa listen the core principle of defusing bombs or like handling stuff under pressure I've come to learn that you can always rely on chat chat yes always knows how to handle these situations chad is should it really be the bomb experts in this case so what we're gonna do in case this gets a little hard you guys can have to spit instructions at us and I'm sure that with your expertise and and and our lack of okay we're gonna have an excellent stream that's not gonna be going down as the worst stream with 20/20 already so you ready to do this let's hope for hey look whit Joel we're starting all the way at the bottom yeah we're starting at the bottom so there's no way this could be the worst dream it's one month like as long as this is even 5% better than the halo German this is already the worst dream ever done all right are you ready I'm fucking ready all right wait watch stream oh yeah yeah yeah we got we got uh we got a you know spring because guys people are gonna see the the manual on mine we'll see here somebody checked just goes worst stream of the 21st century all right I do a squad stream squad up so what will happen is you're gonna get you're gonna get you're gonna get to twitch screens on both channel and you're gonna get to choose which one you want to screen through screams all right you guys I'm ready to go all right squad yeah are we always squatting up are we let the wing I don't know if I see it but are you guys seeing it do you guys see oh no no that one that one ain't going where I want to go it just drove by fuck no what do you know listen guys we're trying to defuse bombs here all right all right you sent me an invite okay you know what's the funniest thing was sometimes when I try to like I just want to like send you tweets or whatever stuff I forget what your name is like I I know your name's like Baba well but the thing is you have these three last numbers I'm just like German 900 Germa 800 like all right right all right we've squatted up all right I gotta turn off this monitor you got control right yeah yeah I'm ready to register are you fucking ready for the 2020 to define the twenty soon the roaring 20s all right if you don't know how this game works we have five minutes to defuse a bomb where I can't see what he's doing I have to give him instructions on what he has to do and he can't see anything he just open the fucking game I can all right hold on to this ticket control the game all right listen listen I I I'm on Jeremy's computer I get to see all the desktop porn all right listen feel sorry for me give you access to the fucking keyboard so uh sure about that oh listen do not look at the screen oh I guess I got like my by last like six years of tax returns on my desktop don't fuckin show it today maybe fucking tell me structures him you won't have to fucking show that on stream alright here we go let's kick some ass alright Gemma you ready to read yes alright okay what do you got okay so we've got a yellow wire a white wire a red wire in a blue water way by the way with modules okay on the subject of wires how many how many wires other there are four wires four wires okay is there are there any red wires there's one red wire okay is it more than is there two red wires there's this one just one colour this one yellow one white one red wait wait wait wait wait okay well this what Pullen no it's there are you dark you I can hear the noise and it's freaking me out alright if they're how many wait is the last wire so what I got to talk to you alright hold on is that there's there's no red wires there's one rip my fucking good there's only there's only one red wire this one red wire okay all right is the last wire yellow no it's blue okay if there is a one blue wire this one on the wire and come over to Boston I said well I don't even live there anymore bed alright alright what is it one it's yes or no is it is it one blue wire say it's a one looking then cut put the first wire cut the first part did you cut it okay what's it okay so then we have a a second Manya lab module is to keypad looking thing right keypad looking thing with a symbol with the symbols the first one is like an X with a little skadoodle underneath it okay X with a little just go okay or it's like it's like it's like a really badly looking K or the X okay it's bad with a scale underneath it who's a bad k with a scooter yes it's like a lot cursive kind of looking Kate it's not on X is it is it an H does look like an H yeah you could say that yeah sure okay so so it's okay what else then you have upside-down question mark you upset a question mark okay is that have a grueling oh wait wait wait wait wait is it could that also be an upside-down 9 2 mm I don't know I don't see any upside down question marks here oh yes I do okay all right what else what else but just right below right right right right no that's grueling okay yep what else okay and then you have an a backwards e with two dots it's like a it's like a sweet wrote an E okay all right press the backwards eat first okay then the the drooling oh and then the H with the squiggly and then the upside down question mark we're going it that's pretty much it I mean that's it why is it so ticking you have two big old big old button big old button all right follow these rules in the order they are listed perform the first action that applies all right what comes buddy yeah white it's a white button okay just a minute if the button is white and there is a lit indicator with the what does it say on it abort it's a support okay if there's like a mama through the stream or if there it is if the button is yellow the button is red and the bunts is hope if none of the apply hold the button and refer to releasing wait so what support does it say board anywhere how much time I fucking bought in them on is in bright fucking Las Vegas letters okay Wi-Fi is like stuff cuff okay hold the button down okay and then holding if you start holding the button down a colored strip will light up on the right side of the module based on a color you must release the button at a specific point in time what color blue release when the countdown timer has any four in any position any four yeah four in any position let it go when it's when it's at four in any position okay okay [Music] you didn't think we're witness once you didn't think we were gonna get one you didn't think we were gonna get one you didn't think we were gonna get one listen listen here is here's the thing about being a miracle man right you have to like under per for you have to tell people that it's gonna be awful and then you have to do a slight effort and then people like wow they are geniuses I couldn't believe that I doubted them you know that's the power that's the power of lying all right okay that's being uh that's being a gamer that's what's being a gamer is all about you guys doubted us you guys said Oh colossal brain you said Dumb and Dumber all right uh uh listen Mario Luigi listen we can do this Giovanni you know get on your uh your own terrain are you parade here you ready don't matter we got this man all right there's so much in here - this is like a big-ass book all right here's the thing though here's Dingell I noticed there's a problem already you're yelling at me you yelling me you're yelling at me you're you're being unnecessarily aggressive how listen thanks for yelling at me there's gonna be consequences Oh consequences oh no consequences hey you ready for the second one are you read up game around are you ready for the second one I'm ready I'm ready okay um where is uh where's the second ball all right uh second bomb should be the next one free play no this is it level two the first ball but all right first that was the first bump so let me turn on my monitor and help you out here Oh No okay never mind never mind never mind we can do this okay start sorry sorry guys listen listen listen maybe you guys for the bomb I guess you guys are fucking yelling me now you see you see you are the challenge you are the challenge right now all right they said I'm not blind I'm being gamer you see I'm inviting you in I said that when I just won this thing about this is I underperform you guys don't expect this but when we actually get into this we're gonna soup through everything all right sometimes I say worse I don't mean anything just like phonetically like imply things like you know soup it's like you know I mean call my hands this is fresh print yeah ink on your hands yeah this like 40 minutes ago like the ink is coming off my hand taste it but know what why did I get one second of thought why would I get it even one second thought but listen listen to my like sharpen you out like okay what tell you here here's an added challenge try the ink get poisoned if we can do this in time you can make it to the hospital you want to rub the stakes gamer What did he say when is some seeing something familiar balm to come comforting no matter this bomb will only be half comforting you ready to do this same thing five minutes three modules three strikes all right are you going all right yeah all right hang on hang on we're not done yet all right we're starting now all right gamer you welcome you are you welcome to help I'm ready all right first module is well we actually have two wires now why am I doing this so slow two wires would be too okay yeah we're gonna look at the first one it's gonna be two yellow wires there's three wires in total there's one red to yellow to yellow okay as you said there's a red wire I'm going okay is the last wire white not red last wires but otherwise there is there is it there's no more than one blue wire there's no there's three wires two yellow one red cut the last word okay what's a lot second one you are one blue one black one red what do you mean what have you there's another there's two wire modules yes to solve one modular wires now that's a whole new salad of wires fuck all right what is it hey this one blue one black one red one blue one black one red what are you doing cuff link you phony we got it all right and then we have a whole new problem all right hold it what listen listen we have a new problem now we have a new model I've never seen before it's a giant 2 and it says 1 3 2 4 in in 4 different keep button sit wait what does it look like ok that you have a giant like big screen with four bonus underneath that says 1 3 2 4 what okay all right it's a memory problems memory problem all right Preston all right memory is a fragile thing but it's always everything else when a bomb goes off so pay attention okay so press the correct button to progress the module to the next stage complete all stick a present correct button progress pressing an incorrect button will reset the bunch box in button positions are ordered from left to right all right it's stage one if the display would slate what's what number is on the top what number is it a - 2 - if did if the display is a - but was whatever these different stages mean Germany's doing all right there's five stages reason stress announced yessiree - tell me all right the stage of gema gema you view of baking me are you doing I don't understand he can understand just where your number is to press the button in the second position oh right we go go go go all right so the third one is showing a green one now now press press the button in the same position as you press yeah they just did do it again okay is it solid it's still - right yeah then okay okay thank you three sing a three now okay three the button in the third position got it okay what about male what's my number what's number three three press the button in the same position that you just pressed in stage two wait don't press anything what did you press two times ago uh I'll be the first one okay okay what's number two to press the button with the same label you pressed in stage two the same I'm sorry did you fuck me no fuck me so I didn't trust me if the dispute said to write with nor it which is what you say never was no no way this all over again oh come on what's number kick you uh the numbers one numbers one one press button in the second position okay got it what's the next number okay press the button in the same position press stage one to press to press the same one okay okay I got it okay remember what you just did yeah yeah okay going the same one what's the number that's okay to press the button it wouldn't say ow press the button with the same one of the depression stage one press the same way you just rest okay you did Joel Joel Joel [Music] he's dead all right where is he he didn't like turn his stream off it dad what the fuck was that shit what was that what was that cartoon stuff now what's our lives journal write what we know what that way you ready start over yeah oh my god okay so listen listen listen though that that was what was called a fake move that was a fake up sometimes you do fake got to test the waters alright now we have conquered this this probably be st. modules is ready yeah yeah no no it isn't oh god it isn't okay well whatever the point okay listen was at first first module we got is wires first mortise wires three wires one red one black one yellow is it no white no tough last one got it we have a keypad at the last one keypad all right symbols what are they first one is it's mr. smiley man okay smiley man with we got a battle we got a backwards P we mean smiley men like like that like mister that misters like one one guy bullshit okay thanks mark okay smart the guy backwards P yeah alright alright then you got like a three with a snake squiggly alone yep yeah and then you go on a TV was it was it be with a tea inside alright I got it you ready smiley face TV backwards P weird three go ahead to that without Simon Says Simon Says I would okay one of the four colored buttons will flash blazing using the correct table below press the button with the corresponding color the original button will flash followed by another repeat this sequence in order using the color mapping okay so blue is blue at top up top yes blue is gone talk okay so it flashed blue button to press the red button the red one press ready got it okay know what then I went blue yellow red green no blue yellow what but you need to press wait if there's a serial number have a vowel in it just check the serial number does a searing above a vowel in it just bending around one serial number the serial numbers okay do you have a look for the serial numbers if you have a vowel hang on hang on it's gonna yeah it's like I feel like a sequence of numbers it's it's like a little vowel [Music] we got so it's blue it's a blue yellow right yeah press red green red green red green okay then I went blue yellow green blue yellow okay I want you to press red green what was third color Jemma what was their color say again it was green okay so you need to do red green yellow okay no it's good you said blue white blue yellow okay great Oh press green red okay uh red green red okay good quicker you gotta tell me the colors ah okay press press green red blue okay got it - blue yellow green blue yellow green blue blue yellow green blue okay red green what are they they're the new what are they blue yellow green press red blue yellow red blue red blue yellow red blue yellow blue yellow the colors fuckin change it's like reading the color and seeing the fucking thing we got this man hey that's the first time we even seen that we don't know what now we know what happens listen here's what's gonna happen this is unbelievably stressful and you might say like listen here gamer are you colorblind no you you fucking try having having this amount of stress on you all right listen listen what we're gonna do is we're gonna do we're gonna try again now that we try the waters okay it's this constant explosion Simon Says all right Simon Says might be a horrible detriment to the gameplay here maybe the killer I I get how it works now okay okay okay good okay you ready I'm ready I'm focusing here unfortunately we have another you silence says immediately so let's look let's do that last fuck fucking some of this first where do you have a you have a be anywhere where's be no this is fucking making a table table damn it I musta got stapled in here all right Simon sets up okay we're first of all it first color first color okay that was a pay attention I was food confused by beasts uh bread bread bread bread bread bread all right press blue wait what's serial number bobbles oh hang on uh Jesus Jesus Jesus we have any we have anybody all right so class red press blue okay on lose pressed red yellow blue green blue green sperm Preston now red yellow blue blue green red okay now red yellow blue yellow blue green red green red yellow blue yellow blue say it one more time red yellow blue yellow blue red yeah don't do these I'm just saying them over in red yellow blue yellow blue red yellow blue yellow blue red yellow blue yellow blue okay look okay I'm gonna say these out loud and you press them as I do it ready okay yep blue green great red no don't you need faster man okay red yellow blue yellow blue brett-brett you hold on to red yellow blue yellow blue okay hey yellow red red green green red red green rain okay okay keep that keypad go off cymbals okay uh TB TB is the first one it didn't get an upside-down nine okay any got a squiggle fucker at the bottom at left like you got it you gonna okay triangle upside-down triangle you got like a like a Japanese taller fuck you don't read Japanese whatever then you go up a upside-down bow with a line in it upside down ba basically spiders think spider okay let's say you got you got you got upside down nine you've got the spider and then you got an upside down the question mark you okay I got it I got it I got it press not first upside down nine okay then um the was there TV in this one yes there was TV at the first one TV did you press it but that one okay okay and then the weird spider thing you were talking about like the Japanese thing you were saying yes that one okay and then the question mark I already got it man okay what's not okay now we just need to press the uh you got a big red button figure about okay okay what does it say on it it just puts us press okay hold on it's a red you said 55 seconds how many batteries on the bomb none I can't see in it spin it around just look okay uh they are two there are two batteries four in total but but two batteries one two three four actually all right this is way there's four batteries yeah four batteries there are more than two batteries on the bomb and there is a lit indicator with the label frk press and immediately release the button no what I was gonna hold I'm gonna hold it what I mean it's blue oh okay fuck it fuck it don't do that okay press press and hold it [Music] I'm a gamer he's a gamer listen like the ratio of dumbness here right listen listen Austrasia done this like all right look if we're on a seesaw thing right what where's the dumb this our way a seesaw you don't know what a seesaw is I know what a seesaw is let's say we have animals foreheads right that represents dumbness all right we both sing at each side of the the seesaw which dumbness like outweighs the other so tips over you're not I mean oh I see what saying like you talk to scale a scale we both sit there like our brains are both being weighed on a scale which who has the heavier brain okay um I don't know that's for the audience to decide not me they balance each other it's just even at zero all right we're gonna get this one embarrassed it isn't his thing though here's the thing what you don't understand it's like German I are what is commonly referred to as Liars it's a bit of an incorrect term here really but we've been putting on a show for you guys because we know that you know if we breeze through everything here and we didn't you know entertain you guys with with ten failed attempts we would essentially be beating this and there will be no comedy to it so but we're gonna do this thing now where we're gonna drop the facade and I know you guys for doing cap on stuff like that but but you could tell that I'm most smiling when I'm saying this that means that this this is the one this is gonna be the one speaking up a sod German do you know that button shit just fucked me up here ma ask you something oh I already saw ya somebody liked it yeah somebody liked it last night see I did the image of I don't know you say it's the same face yeah listen saw it listen uh do you have any you have any uh you know and if you can say about it what am I supposed to say apologize why do I have to apologize for looking like somebody you know it apologize for looking like somebody Jesus that's unbelievable well maybe to the audience you know maybe they feel offended by by by the fact that you've been like you know you want around dinner parties and stuff I don't know I introduced myself listen I'm sorry better than awesome trying to fuse bumps are you ready do this I'm sorry and I'm gonna give you the best instructions I can all right you better make it is the apology ever said the word oh yeah listen we don't have time for your bullshit no I'm serious like how just say yeah we don't have / - Jimin talk right now all right first one we've got a keypad thing module all right we've got a backwards peek okay door mm-hmm a a three with a squiggly underneath it - okay last one and the last one is one it's like I thought you inside of it okay yeah all right press I with you then backwards P then weird three then star got it too what's the next module sorry I was just I was just thinking about you looking like trip anyway we got this big three with four key pads underneath it okay wasn't what he said three yeah press the button in the third position all right okay we don't have four in deck in the before press the button in the same position you just pressed in stage one so press the third position again got it okay we've got four again press the button labeled four okay we have a four press the button in the same position you pressed in stage two which was guys what's that - what's that - was that - was that - no no no no I don't know I don't know I can't see you screaming it's a third we're good okay last one we got one press the button with the same label you pressed in stage one that was two again right number it's gonna match the number the label the number not the position the number all right where are we oh fuck okay we're back to one back to one we're back to one yeah we're back to one oh my god all right what's number one okay press the button in the second position got it then we got one I guess the next step for us okay uh person upper levels for we got number one again okay I'll press the button with the same label you pressed in stage two which was labeled four got it - okay keep on number three press the button in the same position that you pressed in stage two which was it was whatever it was whatever was guys what the fuck was that people say three I'm gonna go go with your your choice yep all right and now we have number two press the button in the first position and that was in the frat boys that's the button just in the first visit the first number Jemma we're fucked one second position three three press the button in the first position and remember what these are yes okay four press the button labeled four okay three president in the same positions you pressed in stage two guys my first position I got you coming all right okay I got you covered and finally three press the button with the same label you pressed in stage four uh I can't have a check thanks guys alright listen listen that was the one that was the one listen you know what that means chapped I can't trust you guys you can't listen to chat chad is gonna is gonna kind of unbelievable they gonna say fresh - and you're gonna go - you got it and then the drink explodes I want you to look at the screen right now I want you to read the cause of death okay listen last one if we can't figure this out listen that means it's impossible for me to do this all right we can switch roles and I could take the bomb well you read the instructions we could do that too after this you wouldn't you want to do that I think I can't think it's gonna help us I think I'll be very clear with you okay okay are you ready good okay here we go I'm gonna retry this one I listen no more bullshit no more no more for real this time for real this time for real this time all right we go we're gonna buy our module off the first one all right we got a blue one we've got three black another blue and a white - how many how many what slow down so many wires they are currently five wires five boys okay what's the serial number six what he got for sailing to see what he puts the serial number okay sorry uh is it and by the way is the last wire black let's see here uh no it's white dress okay forget that if there was exactly is there one red wire and and no more is it one none about serial huh no no fine fuck that forget all that all right is there one red wire and one yellow wire no there's nothing like that - how many what okay is it more than one yellow wire no there is two blue three black can one light any black wires at all but would you not hear me i said i said but are there any black wires at all but there's three there's three black wires cut the first part okay you fucked up no oh that's my fault that was my fault I fucked it up alright well what we got what we got at this point I mean we fucked it up fuck it well status that I've gotta backwards he with the two dots okay keep going we're gonna we've got an H with uh without you over it and it's got the bit of a squiggle at the bottom okay yep we got the fuck I keep thinking in Japanese we got I can't say this well that's like saying the kana for key fuck you know Japanese I don't know any Japanese fuck okay we got like a little figure a railroad track like it's a it's a line with two like staples on it what like a puzzle piece okay okay okay yes yes yes yes okay I see I see okay yeah okay and I'm gonna I I like the letter I hey I know what you mean by that and like I could use a little clearer instructions okay what else and that's it okay so we got you said there's a UH a zani with two dots even two thorns yeah okay and go what's the other one the rail you all right you ready okay backwards backwards e train track ie and then the H the H on it okay all right now we got back to the the fucker again what all right so uh we really aroma this time we cannot fuck up this time okay we gotta - I don't the fucker don't second position okay one labeled four press the button labeled for got it too press the button with the same label you pressed in stage one what was the floor button or a number the same number in stage one got it - okay now - press the button in the first position got it four press the button with the same label you pressed in stage three I think it was whatever was in the third position I think yes I did it I did it I did it I did it on the SCR CSS when I think so would be level two I see it still going though it still fucking going so what is anything else gonna flip it on shit we're gonna we're gonna see reporter the side or the water the waters blue blue white blue black blue six wires yeah do we have an odd serial number [Applause] very end and they stick a random one and I swear to God if you would have won that way fuck it but here's the thing if you fail a module that's it right so I'm gonna do I'm gonna get you I'm gonna get you for this one all right to be fair I did fuck up the wire one i fucked up that first one I don't know cuz here's the thing you think I wanted to like try you and see like hahahaha but I realized that's fucking oddly stupid of an idea that is too like fuck around with now so I said no no no let's not do that and I thought you didn't hear me so I thought like okay now never going on the tangent we're like you didn't hear my joke so it just became this this dish mayor of it like let's let's not fuck around all right all right for real this time listen this is it some tips to help me help you okay okay when a module when you got the modules right mm-hmm immediately immediately tell me the number of four wires number of wires immediately okay all right okay four wires got it then go right okay okay but is that I can go bank right there right there and I'll be ready for it but what if you fuck up well I did fuck up last time I fucked the whole thing up last time oh I know no no that was on me that one saw me man listen this is the one this is the one right up listen I can only play so much half-life in my head eventually there's too little space and I get a little dumb you know I mean I'm saying it was my phone it does say you float you're playing halfway single day on Steam okay isn't that that doesn't that okay just for clarification here I've been playing half-life for like 35 days on Steam and I don't know how to shut it down just says he's playing half-life and I can't like I control out the late indie in the panel whatever still there I don't know what's going on all right listen cast managers listen listen you think think I'm a native English speaker I barely understand what half the shit I'm saying right now understand comprehensibly difficult it is to communicate with some money not graphs the worse that are coming out of your mouth no no don't move the fucking mouth I can't I can't click that link you sorry all right Oh Jeremy I swear I will go on and desktop and I'll reveal all the stolen tax documents you're going don't show my father taxes don't show me all right you Brooke let's go we're doing this behind level two youth okay we can't do a little - this is fucking embarrassing all right okay here we go I've got three wires I didn't even know we're going okay three wires yes what red blue white red blue and white okay yes is the last wire white yes cut the last wire gotcha next Mike we got a whole new problem that we got a whole new model I'm not familiar with we have essentially pac-man it looks like pac-man exactly looks like pac-man looks like pac-man okay all right all right all right it's like a maze okay yeah okay this is a find the maze with the matching circular markings the diffusor ghost hold on the diffusion circle so the diffuse it must navigate the white light to the red triangle using the arrow buttons warning oh fuck I have you I have your keyboard disabled Jeremih hold on hold on all right I'll press the books you just tell me what they're okay but do not cross the line through do not cross the lines in the maze okay so I have no fucking idea this wants us to do this battle but that battleship find the maze with the matching markings okay all right so where are the circles there's two circles at the second row and the third row okay second all right are they on opposite ends yes sir okay there are okay there are opposite ends so now so that's the correct this one here but what how am I so you have to navigate you must navigate the white light to the red triangle where's the red triangle it's a left of the the right third column okay so so like one two three down and then one over from from the right sure uh-huh so now you have to navigate the white light to the red triangle don't cross the lines these lines are invisible on the bomb we're fucked we're fucked you want to restart this box wait it's all Vatican I have the high ground I fucked it up I fucked up you need to have you need to be able to press the keys just okay bunch of buttons an expert no I'll give two okay yeah I need the keys you can use your mouse you can use the mouse er what you can use the mouse to like navigate through the keys you don't need a fucking dump keep it says well you have to use it the keys okay the keys are on screen it's not keys on the keyboard it says the arrow buttons that the arrow given the screen this touchpad chick okay you uh you have to that one's the right one hey don't give me that tone fine you must navigate the white light to the red triangle using the arrow buttons you have to navigate to you have to navigate the white light to the red triangle don't cross the lines shown in the maze these are invisible to the bomb okay you let are you ready yeah you want to go up up opps not an option what I mean no it's gonna be not an option aren't you starting right here you can't go up no I can't go up you have to be able to go up nope I didn't know what I'm looking at here light the light you must navigate the white light to the red try right daughter so gates at the bottom at bottom at the do this is fucked it's like the six spot the sixth spot no sorry I'm stressed out okay so alright we're down all the way to the bottom you're in the last one okay go you can't go up no I can't go up I will do we owe you correct you otherwise the bottom in sixth spot like a second last one oh the second to let okay one two three four five six are you a second or less you second the last spot are you okay go left can't go left fuck are you I'm gonna go write that worked I blew that by the way that's cheating no worry all right I get this now I understand this oh you understand this mmm okay Chet Chet with that dermis fault or my fault both let me get new modules we gotta you gotta figure out what to do it's gotta be fucking Simon Says or it's gonna be the the fucker all right we do not beat the first three levels of this game I am going to scream okay okay okay we got Simon Says Simon Says okay Somme assess and it's gonna be blue okay press ready you motherfucker all right okay okay steel number is set to Sierra Lima fuck that's not bad it definitely had it definitely doesn't have a bow okay so let's go what was it you said it was blue how do you know no press yellow I just I know what we have two strikes oh come on green blue blue okay blue green green green blue blue blue blue green blue green blue green green blue green symbol I don't know I don't know you know I didn't know you did you did it's like it's the okay fuck okay listen backwards these first okay Omega semester big all would you like spy knees underneath it that goes like a toilet seat toilet seat so here what's the okay it's like it's like a trident all right Trotter and then I'm a okay backwards e ie Trident Omega okay good we got we got our key red key or say this whole hold it Frankie I'm holding what I mean like the but it's about okay yeah it's a red button okay yeah this is hold on it yeah how many batteries on the bone there is three okay now this for this one's for sartet okay okay is there a lit in decatur with the label frk it's not late it's not late press and hold press and hold the button hold on and then release the button Gemma if the button is red in the bar did didn't sail what was this was there a strip I checked all the fuck wait wait there was a switch on the bottom there was a switch on the bottom that was my fault that was my fault my fault whose fault was that let me take the blame for that one who takes the blame who takes the blame all right that was Jerry's fault again do again we can do this this is not level two this is little free we have to be level three do you get oh okay okay you ready what's the first module let's go umm first module is Simon Says sue okay okay hang on okay I'm looking at it remember and what is a vowel and serial number seal number it says you want the serial number no just is the revival insert is there a vowel in serial number it's W a vowel no no is there any IDE IOU okay look what happened there are so fucking vowels I'm just kidding come on it's green green on green on summer SAS come on I need the PG a kick hit person then press green green on green green on green green is press two Green Green Green Green Green Green green green blue green green yellow okay okay keep that keep that time we go we got a smiley face it okay yep spider okay backwards be Pete okay tbh okay er D backwards Pete meb spider smiley okay say like slower slower backwards Pete they'll be yep spider smiley got it okay now we're going red bonus that's detonate on it said red okay hold on how many batteries in that bomb okay I'm checking I'm checking we have a there is uh two batteries too bad racing and it says detonate yes press and immediately release the bone [Music] you see Gemma if you listen to me that was quick if you listen to me everything will be fine if you start screaming at me first you screwed me first you go I get your check did I yell at Gemma even yelling no III have not yelled once alright not yelling you want huh look at Chad look look at what you hat saying I yell if you want I've not yelled it they're saying the same no Joel you did not scream at Jeremy I didn't yell once Gemma you don't know what an Omega symbol is you're you're invalid to say anything ever anything you say is null and void how can you look what listen I might be a dumb motherfucker listen I might be drinking like toilet water but at least I know what a fucking Omega symbol is you American look like don't you read Greek it's freaking of American you know Greek language so what you fuck you live in Boston you guys speak a whole northern language again what you're saying Greek letter I live in fucking America live in Boston I don't even live in Boston listen you you eat like eat or don't your pizzas or aren't they baked wrong pizzas isn't like Boston Pizza like something wrong with it - no wait no I'm sorry no Boston pizzas ranked number seven in the world by the way in the world for pizza wait wait you guys have your own pizza Boston Pizza is ranked at number seven in the world what the malicious Pizza it's what it's it's a it's like thin crispy fucking pepperoni on it you can get I don't know I don't know it's just so that's how your brain looks huh I can't talk I can't talk about pizza I'll have to stop this really all right I can't talk about big it's crispy and thin as get pepperoni I can't talk about move on let's press the next one I'll leave I believe anybody to get a pepperoni pizza right now I swear to god this happens every fucking string all right well we got okay huh we finished two levels and we finished a starred one oh Jesus do this what do mean you gotta stop the shrink are you talking about pizza stop saying that word why stop saying that word because it's I if I keep if I hear it enough time to start thinking about a fucking first be crossed how about with tomato Krusty slice hungry accent yeah you fixed it stop all right what's what's the first module what's the first module is this a weakness no no no no someone get through this I mean I'm just wondering like like a tomato blood fleshlight makes you horny what are you talking about Oh III have a big peepee problem right if people say waterfall for me I get really like in the mood for peeing so if I say like the word GZA you get really horny for pizza you're on thin ice young man we're gonna we're gonna do this we're gonna do this next one all right - I'm ready double your money the task is clear but the timer doesn't work but doesn't care about your work low down wait the time isn't working this one no no no is it being descriptive it up I don't think it's quite literally the task is clear but the timer doesn't care about your workload so there's no timer okay let's try it my guess is we're gonna do a lot of modules that's six modules that's six modules this is the first real test Jemma what are you doing let go the mouse man like let go of the mat what are you doing touching anything what Jemma I'm not touching anything Jemma what don't worry about it six fucking module six fucking modules the mouse is right there all right six modules is good time let's get it done listen it's gotta be the last trolley welcome to you know this is on point there's gotta be my last one all right brain is on fire all right are you ready yes first one is our wire Modula how many wires go we got four little red - white - white okay yeah blue red - white yep okay he said this one blue wire there's one blue wire first would cut the first wire Gojo okay what number - what's it it's a bunch of the keypad not modules whatever yep okay we've got a three that's kind of like squiggling off in the distance it's not quite a three took half of three and then it goes like an illness ski ski perfect got it I got you we got a an apt symbol but it's kind of like wrong okay you understand I think I think so I think so okay like it think Infogrames okay okay a hollow star not black one got it and then copy right there okay copyright weird at symbol weird three and it's star course it all right we got another we got another module what is that an upside down a question mark here oh it's another one okay yeah okay yep never got any four grams again okay we got a grueling oh yeah in the H with the little thing at the bottom ah you got it okay drooling oke messed up at symbol the weird 8 and then yeah yeah we're going okay now we got we got we got six wires hello my baby made six bars okay six bars yeah okay - red one yellow to blue one why drew you said one yellow yeah there and there is only one white wire right yes okay there no other any red wires there's two red wires it starts okay cut the fourth wire you sure you sure yes we got it what's next you go there's nothing in the box for it's gonna be guys been a box around I think there's a step there could be step another said oh there this it's a fucking Oh God again it's lagging let's go Maggie it's so laggy right now okay we got to detonate buttons to detonate buttons okay yes what is the what color is the first one they're both white they're both white okay the what is what is on the text of the first button and detonate okay it says hold on okay how many batteries are on is it more than one battery on the bomb there is three batteries in total on this whole thing okay and at the but that button says detonate yes press and immediately release it you sure yes yes what is the text of the other of the other one detonate okay do it again press and release again [Music] unbelievable unbelievable it's almost like Issa if I'm just pretending here and I said they will be the last one just to make sure that uh we do this all night anyway uh unbelievable guys you see that's what happens when you think Germa so you dunk no no no I can go all night I can go all that because I mean I took I took a multivitamin like four hours ago just specifically make sure I cook my Agra multivitamin like me complex they've I've even seen white why are you taking like drug song stream then I took a multivitamin because I'm gonna betray focus well now you're horny all right do you want do you want to do the reading a little bit proposed in order for us to maintain this amount of quality I propose that we do one more and then I'm gonna do some other stupid shit tonight but next next Saturday if you guys want to check would you want us to resume this game and next string would do I do the reading what are they seeing on your channel I'll say no yes okay well they're saying yes it's mine too so uh you know I gotta say though once you stop like taking SuperMario boner pills you're pretty good at this but you keep you keep you you keep doing this to me you keep doing this to me where you can't read like Omega symbols and it's it's it you're you're being real silly yeah just don't just don't play Halo is what they say no all right well you ready from this one all right let's do this let's go listen as long as it's not Simon Says zombie fucker when you sit all right yeah I could explain it this is fucking hard all right right all right here we go next one it's called one step up it's for those who I made it this far and wants something tougher but not to toughen not trust means fucking impossible I can't believe I'm on the same this level is the equivalent of like licking your elbow are you face Cameron right now yeah can you kill agreeable probably do it now prove it did it did it yep he did it okay well if you can do that then then then I'm sure we can do this you ready all right let's get it done okay here we go ha ultra Rach what does that mean all right ready alright here we go here we go first one is uh we got the fucker we got the all my god we got the super fucker I've got a three it's over it's over it's over and the super fucker I don't know what that is we've got four or four things like I remember when I press got what's number three okay press the button in the third position okay by the way what numbered what did you just press what numbered repress that was the number three okay remember that first position was three okay yeah two two two okay press the button in the same position you pressed it a second ago okay it was a four by the way okay now we've got a one alright press the button with the same label you pressed in stage two which was a four if I'm not mistaken how dare you be so condescending number three is a stage 3 this is the fact is this is the third time we've done this right there nemesis this is number three right in a row this is number three like stage three right for fourth one okay number three press the button the same position you press in stage two which was a four condescending asshole Here I am alright I'd say that I did three same label you pressed in stage 4 which was a four is that your final answer Jeremih oh yeah yeah pretty smart all right is it right yeah okay uh all right now we've got the battleship pacman thing going on okay so fuck what you need to know all right where where are these circles circles at the second position top and bottom what get me like six across row what like two across row what'd you name okay so in total you got six dots on each right yeah six and six right yes so the top one the circle is at the top at the second one okay I think I got it and is the one directly below that on the last line like it isn't matching directly below it like yeah at the bottom yes sir okay so you have to take the white light yes and you have to get to the red triangle right okay don't cross these lines I'm about okay where is the red triangle the red triangle is at the second row at the first position second row first okay are you ready that top position the top one yes so left and then down that's it that it'd not work you don't we mean okay people say where's the light do you need a light yeah you didn't like yeah it must navigate the white light v top I'm talking about the same thing yeah okay listen listen listen listen down down down up left left left left oh fuck yep no no we can't we can't trust my mechanic en jabal what support of the two circles on our centenary all right not just run into a wall around it seriously I get where's the dread triangle again giant ass I don't see an S shine giant badonkadonk okay okay okay I got I see the giant ask RS these testes okay hollow star yep we're good we got a three there but let's go go Soph yep got it what's pussy up what's the last one yeah half-life okay got it so a big ass three squiggly half-life start okay okay last one keep a sense of or blue okay it's it's a blue button and it says a board on it okay yes hold the button down okay what happened it's showing a blue one okay blue line release when the countdown timer has a four in any position okay we got it we're going we got this man yeah we're getting much better at this shit for gamers Jim let's do a high-five okay ready yeah yeah it's D it's guess what from across the world so the latency the sound latency was bad yeah dude the lag is really messing up our cerebral power together you know all right so are you are you okay ty what let's do one more cuz we're on a roll here we've really tapped into our potential here you know how about this you look a basic Greek for idiots all right what do you got here no I'm not gonna play jump came no way look joking oh wait you're supposed to play that and like beat it morning what you were supposed to play that and beat it you didn't I'll beat your ass [Laughter] okay reading this only uses up times you don't have chop-chop all right you ready yeah yeah guys do you think gemma scared of me all right anyway uh oh fuck we're on the end of time okay keep it up a whole new module right now we have a whole new model right now to look like it's saying six things saying no middle nothing blank ready first first word is no okay using the label from Step 1 push the first button that appears in its course okay you said the first one was no yes okay um what hit blank no that didn't work you using the label from step one push the first button that appears in its corresponding list German what are you doing oh oh oh oh okay okay so wait there there's like okay you read the display in English I'm trying with the new module just a shadow can't understand you Ryan think about Estonia no bring about all right so read the display and you step one to determine what buttons label to read using this button label fuck me okay based on the display read the label of what supply we're noticed I'm gonna say about that alright said no right okay can you click like in the bottom right corner yes Greg you're fucking you fucked me you fuck said then that you said it was no right no no you said bar night no no no but but the word was no right the board is no Jemma how gamers do it I don't know what this is I'm trying to go wants us to do what did you say did you just throw the bomb in the ground and step on it listen I used took a chance I took a chance and I press something random sometimes that shit works you know delete the text text text text okay this module is a new module all right what do you want what's that what's up the sky he said you said tell you talking it you're gonna fight you want a kiss here's a make up nice it's so impossible to do anything with you is so difficult to always look at me rooting for you we all have something for you I'll believe you German why do you have to do this every time I don't need to look at my screw i open up my streamer look look at this is work join me go over to your stream I don't know that I wanted like put myself down there what was on your screen okay hang on Julie you're so argumentative I'm not argumentative I'm being fair I don't think he's being very fair I don't think he's being very fair okay okay okay okay you want me to look at what you've prepared in the print or whatever no just see this is like you said the word was no there's no so then there's this eyeball in the bottom right I figured you had to press that okay we got this we got a chopper screaming at me oh wait a minute I don't understand their list but no but what the fuck does this even mean Sherman you got really tiny hands my hands are fucking actually huge like I'm sorry do you have the tiniest hands I've ever seen I've got like monster hands you're looking right now these things are fucking monstrous shit yeah but maybe there's conduct normal size then you know the rest of you kind of you know that was uh that was Joel that was playing keep talking and nobody explodes the Joel I have been family he's got to go he's got something else going on today he's got something else to do it was good play me though it was it was it was something and I look forward to the next time we are trying to defuse ball listen we're gonna beat this game together all right matter how no matter no matter how tough this is gonna get so the power of the mind and with patience we are getting it done I mean saying next time you're gonna realize when I read these instructions that's when you understand I feel like if I had my hand we flipped it around it would be you could probably feed the info better and I could do the actual clicking and moving around better we did it wrong we should have been the other way all right all right well well check back next week and then yeah whatever you do for the rest of your have a good stream all right well I'll tell you what uh uh let's say I was tell a story I was talking to germ about this before star stream and I was talking about the Kiki Fame you just know what key famous entrapped key fabler you know what that is no it's like it's like terms of wrestlers use key key key fob e key fob e key fob imam the prosciutto listen it's a term resto she used to like not break character and I'm gonna break character like mute the fucking stream or unmute it because they're so terrible beside important listen I'm saying at German I if you think if you think that where we hate each other don't worry about it we do does it beside the point it was really fun coming on the stream listen I look forward to more streams and hopefully this stream was just a little bit better than Halo Reach just a little like still the worst of 20/20 though but okay what I'll tell you what incompatible friends all right all right well thanks for having me man and I look forward to the next time we you know work it out I'll see your tiny little baby hands all right he said hey I thought he was going somewhere else so that's why it is immediately left all right let's say let's move on to something else we'll do that again and this time we will reverse the roles next time I'm gonna be right back oh no I can click on that I have my monitors all set up wrong give me like a few minutes I I'm gonna switch over to something else

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Published: Tue Jan 07 2020