OneyPlays moments that activate my giggle meters

Chris yeah if you were jumping around in a void uh which of our heads would you rather [Music] collect you made me run off the edge cuz how did he make you I didn't it it was too hard so he had to kill himself he couldn't make a decision holy [ __ ] do you see that in the dark look down there look oh my God it's nothing this mountain climb has become like such a snorf dude I know put a resident sleeper sliding towards [Music] thee like that first zombie who turns around in a big sleepy hat you know those big pointy hats the sleepers we if I was the cute Japanese guy that made this and Cory walked up to me in the 90s and he said that my game was freaking resident sleeper I think I would just jump off a bridge and kill myself the same night he says that to me you're blazing through this game dude I've get a beat this game under 3 minutes that's a fact we should all become speed one of those Chinese minutes I presume what is that a Chinese with can we go to hell now yes I want to play hell we're not there yet me play I didn't mean to do that good God it's so hot in [Music] here let me play hey I got to do B whenever I'm in my room getting jacked off by a hot broad whenever she's like she's pumping on my but then right when I'm to well you know my balls like a frog's throat dude do they really I'm not kidding dude dude that's insane what sometimes D I think it's like a weird like family thing yeah I would check that out you turning red it's like turning red well that's turning purple turning green you should you should go to the doctor yeah thing that everyone should eny that's going to require a check that's a good a check it's going to take a check I think it's a little this is a character he comes in in every every episode of the sitcom like something happens you're like well looks like I I accidentally killed the family cat yeah yeah I think that's going to be a problem you're going to have to explain that it's just a worst urle in his [ __ ] catchphrase is wh obnoxious yeah it's yeah all my stuff starts with e y better get that going be a problem that's so annoying that's kind of pecul white big shot in the head on his knees just he says yeah and immediately gets his head I have eyebrow that was that was a really funny joke I I I love the heav hit hit uh famous line I have [Laughter] eyebrows he would always say it during matches and I would just be in hysterics every time there was never a situation where it wasn't just perfect to say it at all [Laughter] times that's come on that's just as bad as s the no that's why I'm saying no it's good that that is exactly what he would do okay let's see if I can do this they would have like the Epic slippers updated and go I'm wearing slippers and that would be the whole trailer everybody would crack up hysterically did you see what the heavy did this time not even a sandwich but slippers so I'm going go change the Wikipedia article but happy to say that aad IDE I have they have to add it as a hat now but he actually has eyebrows that'd be the funniest t-shirt ever just heavy I have eyebrows just t-shirts of all the TF2 characters with quotes that didn't even come from the game and somebody goes what what does I have eybrows mean oh you know it's a thing the heavy [Music] says it's going too fast it's crashing Chris yeah if you're ever at a plane that's going into a nose dive is that how you're actually going to scream if it was spinning out you go not like this you're telling me you made an OC out of Pikachu plus Sonic yes and rosich Chu Cho that's all I have to say about it goodbye is that like Chris Chan from the far future Back to the Future but it's only 2 minutes long doc instead of Av a time machine doc have been sonichu I hit my head on the [ __ ] toilet of thought of sonichu it's Sonic and Pikachu mixed together [ __ ] genius and I'm the star it's all about me it's not really even about sonichu there's multiple sonichu all I want is a boyfriend free girl buddy DC you sound [ __ ] midle ill I [ __ ] my mother that [ __ ] I'm sorry I [ __ ] your mother I [ __ ] your mother you [ __ ] your mother I went back in time I sent you back in time you [ __ ] your mother and now I'm doing it again CU I wanted to see it so that's why I have your eyes and your nose and your mouth and your that's why I have those and I want to [ __ ] my mother that's why that's why I want to [ __ ] my mother too exactly I [ __ ] your mother to make you and now you're going to [ __ ] your mother to make me and you're going to if we don't if you don't [ __ ] your mother and I don't [ __ ] your mother who's my mother too neither of us will exist cuts to the original father dancing like [Laughter] Pennywise I don't think the actor I don't think Chris Glover was dancing like Petty wise when they used his [ __ ] face upside down it's just not related that's funnier than he had the worst experience of the whole [ __ ] movie he had the he had the opposite experience of dancing like Pennywise of anyone can I read out the text messages Adam sent me about this game wait read it after we get to a certain part wait no I was enjoying my bath and and you made me sit through these texts Adam okay uh sitting in my bath I was having a nice bath the bathtub text of suddenly he asss do you want to play slay Cooper or undertale I said yeah I'm down bro he said yeah it's about a thievous raccoon very good game thanks mate I said sounds infantile possibly even childish is the humor up to Snuff he says it's not really for children Chris adult humor big breast gigantic back Adventure laugh out loud and PS5 type Graphics you're in that's PS5 type Graphics to me it looks like it [ __ ] Magnets How do they work what would you do if you were watching that video for the first time and he says my little boy looks just like me with the video footage that he's saying over it it's just him holding him over the Hoover Dam and he drops him down it you see him tumbling is that why he gets rid of him I took care of that real quick tumbles down all the way I thought you're going to say he says that and Cuts back and he has his child's [Laughter] face no brilliant it should just be a whole music video SC with you oh God you're making me cry that's the funniest image you going to be okay Chris and he says look again I don't have a son but I got his face isn't this fun what would be your takeoff sound effect Zack what would be your little slogan you say when you take off like no problem like that kind of a thing but less terrible than no problem no problem that's great no matter what they say you no problem no Spider-Man thank you no problem Spider-Man you killed my no problem no problem help please no I'm going to die did you ever see cam candy no we had a friend oh the [ __ ] the show with the really weird intro it's like [Music] yeah what a description that's what it does well it was what that's what it does yeah that's what the TV does that was the show with John Candy and we had a friend who thought John Candy was a fictional character who only and kept candy but that was that was where he existed only I want to hear that intro cuz it's really strange no oh my bones that's what the intro does it's [Music] like you know him right do the life with Louis theme song I don't know what that is that was Louie Anderson that's Lou Armstrong what if Louis Anderson and Louis Armstrong both got stuck in the swimming pool look this is it got [ __ ] I knocked my phone off this is it wait [Music] see this They Might Be Giants it kind of sounds like one doesn't it oh yeah now [Applause] [Music] remember KJ Chris it doesn't it doesn't sound anything like how you described it it does he didn't do that it doesn't sound like that I mean the rhythm of the song he just sounds drunk I don't mean cam candy singer I mean the [ __ ] song in the back of the [Music] feet well this is the most autistic that you you've ever done in your life it's true is like using his finger like he's like like a [ __ ] crab well you're you're [ __ ] here complaining about how you're giving yourself you're like the guy in that [ __ ] you're like the guy in the crab cat video when he's playing Tumi and you're he's holding it like a [ __ ] [ __ ] ass crab I mean if you really want to hammer that [ __ ] button that's what you got to do yeah whatever Mister all right now you have to go back up yeah I know I'm not stupid I mean maybe let's go back up oh my oh my God what what no Cory's [ __ ] turning pink laughing right now what are you [ __ ] kidding me I didn't even know that was I didn't even know that was possible that's pretty gay that sucks my my [ __ ] oh my God I'm going to go through a door and I'm going to come back up and if that's not there I'm smashing this [ __ ] computer the do the deepest like grudt scream Primal caveman voice okay and we'll do that for Donkey Kong I didn't even sell like you if you ever get actually killed Chris when you die that'll be the actual s that didn't sound like me let's open our our nice bottle of champagne there we go Christmas oh no Julian fell over Julian stop stop shuffling your feet Julian but I can't it's it's so wipe your feet on the floor M before coming inside Julian sat down Santa Claus fell down the chy oh no he's on fire help put him out with this water oh no he's getting sucked back Up's coming off oh it's a muddy mess all over the floor I'm jerking off I don't know what that is that's give him money there Santa take it all you nothing happened here it was at that moment Santa perked his nose you perked his nose he opened another a portal to another dimension he's drinking it all he's drinking all the milk oh he's so happy he jumping with yeah and then Kirby came in away he goes to the SKU he got trapped in the wind turbine he's trying to knock his way out but he's trapped he's [ __ ] out of Limbs one by one there they go flying over the horizon oh blood splatter everywhere I found a token and know life all the goodies are spilling out of him oh no I'm putting in the exess code but it won't work I Ted Santa Claus but it didn't work we took him to the hospital they tried to put him my life support it worked he's alive he's taking he's pissing into his bag into his bag it's full we we we emptied it you get you get one token for filling your bag Santa Claus you could spend it at the vending machine it's a robot he's hacking the vending machine no he's kicking it my vending machine he's really mad there's a bird in it get over here help me the bird's dead oh he got the one up and it was one bag of Cheetos he loves Cheetos is that the Timmy startle the sound yeah and there's a small Mexican child Sant stop it stop scaring the children oh was all a dream it was all a dream he used to read Word Up Magazine he's in hell is that what that is he's fighting demon with his key [Laughter] [Music] blade he he got the hearts and the money the hearts and the money here I am with my parents who adopted me from Russia in 1994 thank you Mom and Dad for everything what's this voice that's the guy saying that we should give him an up vote yeah there you go thank you m you're not my son I am Russian you are not that's really [ __ ] up he looks American he's got the eyes of a Russian and she I don't even know why she's on why don't we let's play Dance Dance Revolution cuz I'm [ __ ] I'm not fit anymore that's okay we we'll we'll have a face cam except it'll be on our on our like no wait have it from underneath more uncomfortable can I have a GoPro like on my sweaty red face just fogging off the camera the whole time and can we not have the audio from the game have it have silent jiggling have it like muffled in the back like use a low cast tilter over it welcome back to episode three do you think a president is ever going to like shake hands with an alien for a real life or like stand next to one um it's sure I sure hope so yeah sorry got thing would they let a president stand next to an alien I think so you think so yeah if they vetted if they like petted it down and shitor met detector okay you clear where' the other guy go brain lift your folds up I want Donald Trump to hold little alien's hand welcome I spoke to the I spoke to Mac from MEC and me ma and he's from a different planet than his parents are lost right they're lost and they're looking for something we don't know maybe him I would kill to see Donald Trump holding hands with that and taking it to the park I spoke to this is my friend Mac this is my friend Mac he's from the garol you system it's over 16 stops away Donald's he loved it I took him on the slide okay he went down it a few too many times he started going crazy I said you have to stop you have to stop he loved it too much right he got a little he got a little excited but that's okay when you come from that far away that's okay right he got mother he doesn't talk and we're going to be talking about that too yes we uh we spoke briefly is do they make food for cats yeah it's what he he says that every time he goes to a restaurant it's called cat food okay can I pay in yarn no no okay it's fun to blame your friends for things that you do that would be a good song on YouTube sobody plays educational content do you think YouTube would like eventually crack down on that that would be so funny it's not inappropriate in any way at all it's technically find a post let's make content specifically to turn children into sociopaths that's such a great idea I've seen people think that I'm like a stoic like noof fapper now no listen guys when we talk about these things it's cuz we're struggling with them it's like no it's the it's bad for your brain it just is it's bad for your brain we're saying this not because we [ __ ] we're talking above you we're [ __ ] in the pit with you we're in the slime in the worms with you it's a constant struggle I was at it's my struggle when we went out to eat last night I said please I said please and thank you to the waitress and Chris called me a soilent cuckle and slapped all the food off my plate girl oh I did do that it was so [ __ ] classic Chism and my M when he said it to be my mouth and gaped like the guy who wife's boyfriend bu the switch let's do some cheats okay what are the cheats what does it do it says you see a g who [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] what the hell is the point wow what the real Simpsons experience get out why is this debug mode what's going on what else can what this the stupidest [ __ ] I've ever seen true true Simpson scale mode drive the car okay look at like lag the game maybe I should turn it off it's running really slow why what are those they're the grids of the ancients It's The Sign of the Apocalypse homie Mario's in town Mario from the video game I am Homer family dad of The Simpsons what is Mario doing in my house W dude you want me to show you around town yippee W this little boy is my friend I'm Lisa Simpson I'll teach you science I want to learn English what what are you doing in Springfield Mario March this is my friend Mario he's short and red he smells like [ __ ] he's in the sewer hmer who is this homeless person it's me Luigi he's my brother what do you do here you [ __ ] come oh Mario took the wrong say you [ __ ] come I came to get you Mario I came to Springfield Luigi why are they yellow why why I can't why are why are you not yellow they're imposters they're red and green Mario go to your room Mama M oh Mr J Mr [Music] J oh my p p the noise he makes when he's looking at her cuz he's sing of a motorcycle and she says rev up your har remember he threw Harley Quinn out the window into the Harley garbage by her vagina no less then she said I don't get the joke Mr Gay punches her in the face I I'd like it a lot more if he didn't talk and he just did that he should have like a a fail clone called the goer I am the goer the gois he smacks that's Melvin Brother The Joker he's a turtle oh we don't want to watch you guys want to watch that again mhm okay thank you okay you skip it I just want to see that part I don't think we can skip it Adam are you kidding are you kidding me this is like 5 minutes long are you kidding I'm sorry God damn it are you kidding me you really can't skip are you you actually requested that he did that you I didn't [ __ ] know you couldn't skip something you're just as cable if the audience put us all on trial I would be able to ple bargain my way out of this are they the you probably sered 5 years Chris and Adam you'd [ __ ] get life what did I do wrong you listened you did listen what's wrong Juliet what are you laughing at holy [ __ ] I almost spat everywhere just a gross sound really funny so is everyone going to edit the scene now from Jurassic Park the T-Rex and just put Mario voice clips over it yeah Mario we saw Pokemon live we oh [ __ ] [ __ ] talk about that well when Team Rocket comes out that that's that's the best part is that they say what they do the whole prepare for trouble and they say hello Milwaukee and because no one cheers they make a whole bit out of it for like 2 minutes to force the audience in interacting no and for the rest of the play No One responds they do they do what kind of Pokémon are you uh the Pokedex is actually a black man who comes out and raps about it no and when he says would I say poke you say man poke poke no one goes along with it so they get into the audience they start interviewing kids saying is your mom or dad a krabby my mom oh your mom are your friends a muck or a what was it slowo a a slow bro or a Muk M no but the end of the show the final song like they it's a big thing everyone's out and they all do a final pose dead silence for like 20 seconds the lights just go out and that's it Christ it's really hard to watch [Music] you okay Julian cry is Dingdong a Kangaskhan or or a Dragonite I really should have did that just gra the Kake stupid [ __ ] I want to go home are you a drag please stop she's a Kangas guy he just picks one make them stop good that's all I wanted he takes his mother away are you takes his mother is your mother or dad or crabby mom she's coming with us we're capturing your Pokemon mother what if you just went up to a kid was like they bring out a giant cage and put her in

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Length: 26min 33sec (1593 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 10 2024