Jerma Streams - Little Nightmares

hey you ever lie we're live right now I promise I'm pressing the button so I give you a second I got to make a tweet and my phone is dead upstairs so you're gonna have to give me a minute from the stream is going to be in orbit soon and we'll talk about e3 just give me one second everybody calm down there's no reason to fray there's no reason is afraid you'd be like give me like another two and a half minutes I'll be right back okay I'm so scared whywhy you scared you don't have to be scared tonight really playing little nightmares let's go back up I just got back from e3 employee my arms tired yeah I mean a little [ __ ] up things you know I hey everybody just flew in from just flew in from Los Angeles I could use some sleep no I just hey I just tired got it alright and then what is that noise hi Kat apparently is like if you didn't like hissed at what's going on hey are you awake in a hurry I don't know if the cat was a deer but do anything I literally turned around I heard like that stuff but then I guess way to do a tweet Nanami cat is snake you know like this having like [ __ ] 60 children in my wall I look which over I got to make a tweet later I'm gonna be playing little nightmares I don't know very much about this game it was just that a good temperature what you guys think is that a good temperature for you guys and by temperature I hope you I hope you know I mean like sound come on turn it down a little and turned up for you guys started better how's that water is that water okay if you guys they get my stream thing here now I hate when I do that's precious alright scary game I did a scary game I heard it was a little interesting but a little talky free for the few seconds that I have it who cares III was dubbed like III sucks it was like two games everything worth talking about and that's that's the new Lord of the Rings game that's the new the shadow of war game and cuphead who cares about anything else really who cares but you know who actually who had the best the best booth was Mattel actually I got an opportunity to check out check out Mattel they have a lot of cool cool new cars three merchandise in video games coming out I got a pretty good picture of the Mattel booth I'm going to be tweeting that out later Mattel probably was probably best in show you my name awesome is through Mauston hundred world right but that's cool alright new game empty empty empty just like my channel I was probably a cutscene server but everybody simply calm down so shout out like that so my his thing about monoliths right they may I'm sorry hold on oh wait how would you laughter because you know oh there's a dog citizen South Park game he plays Kenny Kenny's brother Carl this is so cool the secretary - okay oh let's get the buttons down here we live in a suitcase that's cool alright let's just go this way let's get rained on for a second all right while I'm knocking up a cans a my games kinda running like [ __ ] but you know I'm not gonna complain about it I think that I just did I don't think I get a tutorial I think is I got to light this place up and I get it yeah I just like guessed on how to do that so we I figured it out and what's the other oh okay so I have a lighter all right something good light back here heat up some of these soup can the water move okay I guess this very spooky game I what's what's Crouch so it has to be a quote okay there's Crouch where's the Whizzer tutorial what's going on here tell me how to do these puzzles where's the tutorial where the tutorial okay so that with that I guess I can just go in here okay well is a bad idea despite who this might be gas in here okay watch out don't drop that don't drop that in the lighter fluid that's in these events I can go up can I can I like wall jump can I do like a Super Mario what yeah I did that as a joke because I'm [ __ ] to make a Mario reference every stream everything don't worry about it you're gonna be fine oh here comes the first monster I can already tell it's gonna open up the door and it's gonna be a Big Daddy alright you can do that where am i okay that's fine I just wanted to see if it was possible I wanted to see like what happened and we all knew what was going to happen we're fine up the stairs here comes the first it was actually kind of cool and take a second to figure this out what a [ __ ] puzzle oh you had to go up the stairs gotta find a puzzle I grabbed this I can like I can pull it I don't think I can move it though no not really okay weird figure over here person I grab okay I can pick this up can't use my lighter at the same time come online with your strength kid I don't know why I'm carrying this it has to be a reason it's gonna be like mousetrap do I put this inside of here oh [ __ ] I don't think I was maybe I don't know maybe I was supposed to kick that bed a bulb is it inside no this is called little nightmares come on we know no jumping on the bed what's that song bad ending holy [ __ ] what is that there's a guy hang in there okay get them to move just you watch it get a little fire under his feet I take this Oh then I held this here for a second here just like a local moving his feet up and down okay well look it's going to move this out of the way I think this is what I have to do take a letter on the ground over this is can't like pull this open this cannot be moved the chair can be pulled over here though I'm intelligent I know these things well he's fine he's just like in the Attic I'm going to bend up going up the stairs and walking into his head or something okay I'm actually starting to get a little frightened not that much though I'm a big boy person's hands in they're gonna pop out come on over the fridge here it goes do I do anything in here that dad's shoes in there again okay how many shoes no can I go that way I can but what's over here Mary my what's going on well whatever see like this is just a fairly linear experience until we get a little further on close the fridge know these people's gets carrot so these people like the memo you you're apparently coming with me are you coming with me yeah okay pick them up they walk around with you all right so I need to take him this way maybe the other way back through the end of the fridge today for this kind of fridge I have no idea we'll just go this way for a second no now just put it on the way come here will you follow me back that's right hope so no come on yeah I don't think there's anything over here I think it's tough to keep going close the fridge door is there anything of value over here that God can close close climb the fridge I just try to do them they didn't work I was trying to climb up the fridge and it wouldn't let me oh please I don't believe that for a second I tried to do that earlier let me try the fridge like that by the way you've like [ __ ] 12 shelves in your fridge nobody does sorry and now there's a mucus monster all the whatever has that fridge all you can put in there is soda can you not get this over them for a turkey in there [Music] okay-dokey I'd probably have to touch this that opens that like this because we have to light all the oil drums I believe that's a save point if I were to take a wild guess all right this one's gonna be tricky we got to upside down question barks clog monsters and a jump let's get it nevermind that was really easy look at the Harry Potter newspaper and see Sirius Black screaming nice let's see like the whole thing about like Dumbledore like gives Harry Potter the [ __ ] the Goblet nice seating those movies let me climb this no we don't do we climb this I pull on this what's that I burn this pull it off that was a pretty funny job thanks hey by the way while I hang here cookies erm thanks for the ten bucks yo germ bro love you too [ __ ] Thank You cookie to the $10 about metal claw thank to the bit there's a good one fifth the money beated by 24 count of Pepto Bismol at Walmart acceptable thing machete Mario thanks bets welcome back dad welcome back son ghoul champ thank with the 10 bucks they just say cheer 1000 and it was one more person give me a sec I gotta oh god I think I just crashed the game Jen better thanks to the bits for two hundred dollars two hundred two hundred bits and people have buried so super Bradbury did I break it did I break the game are we good yeah we're good okay thank you guys for your free bits much appreciated $200 see ya Mike lemon here how is it all right let me let me ask them let me ask you something how is this little nightmares when just walking around like an old attic quick okay that's what I was after I was talking about where the nightmares we hit the first nightmare oh oh I talked a bunch of [ __ ] and look at that people tell me I'm not a [ __ ] grade a gamer when I do [ __ ] like that put it around run take it out run jump this way fade them that way over here drop it open door big ha that's very the great a gamer nightmare I don't see it and that was barely a nightmare like the [ __ ] thing what are you doing I got my gamer license revoked from Dark Souls that's nothing so that's not fair that's not fair I I disagree dark beating Dark Souls 3 on stream is the equivalent of getting your Mac truck license not everybody is going to get a Mac truck license you know how [ __ ] hard it is to drive a Mack truck I'm talking an 18-wheeler that's not easy to do so I have my regular just car license you know getting a Mack truck license is a little more difficult and I had it I still have it I still have that license so jump into the bucket nah right ok I'm going to cut up the middleman at speed run strategy Isis jumped off almost that's the keyword right that is the keyword what's over here some kind of door I'm looking for monsters the atmosphere of this game is pretty pretty cool but where are the monsters I have a such a low attention span I require huge monsters if I don't see one in the next 30 minutes there's gonna of course it's gonna do that okay here we go one two three go No put it up now don't close the door you [ __ ] dummy so where is this hold made it I actually got a prompt this time I hope enough what's in there no just a [ __ ] rat person should I be chasing these guys or something I don't understand whatever Yelp's uh beneath three was fun I just got back yesterday spent a couple extra days in California it's a great place I love it out there in fact like eventually I think in over the next couple of years ow my [ __ ] kneecaps I might want to like live out there I don't know I really like it out there though monster I think so yep let's get up there get up there and see the monster California's expensive didn't vlog or anything now I don't really blog anymore not really not usually so what's in here a couple of rats can't catch the rat no vacation vlog m.i.a I can't get it a trash can I burn the toilet paper go to Washington I don't know I kind of want to live somewhere I want to go somewhere I mean obviously that's that's how you get that you can move this right have I played limbo or inside I actually played inside on stream from start to finish and that was that was a fun fun game I enjoyed that one now that's only for a certain amount of time with what I was electrified I get it locks I'm gonna have to do like a seesaw thing here the launch stuff in the air I'm assuming what's this what's the point of it let me just look I get onto the shelf but like who who cares why does that even matter intelligence framer watch out guys I know I told you what do then did I knock up and off well let's just try that again try not to get too spoked I'll try like what am I supposed to be doing in this room how big is this room what the hell is this what keep going okay alright so I just have to keep going all that [ __ ] is there's nothing in there means anything by the way it's cut bug zapped very cool okay so I just have to look at all like the weird swings and see saws and stuff look now you guys know how to drive a truck all right I do oh yeah by a show of hands people in this chat how many of you guys know how to drive it standard hmm don't think I don't know how to drive a standard either so I'm what they're from I'm list there with you guys okay keep going I guess that was just there for fun what was the point of that once with the scooby doo doors can any of these be opened I don't think so getting tired oh there's the Eye of Sauron I died all right I've never driven a car when the I saw it opens up Kristen McCormack Kenny McCormick's sister that wears the yellow freezes oh my god they killed Kristen you backyard no [ __ ] streamer youtuber has made that joke only me don't forget it okay now we go hide behind the dirty bed okay go don't bump into that please what though [Music] my comedian in the shower sure you guys have to do that together be in the shower you just like start to like live out your deepest fantasies and you just pretend like they're happening that's for the shower only sound like a lot of times I'll accept an award like in the shower you guys ever do that in the shower I'll be sitting there like oh thank you so much like I'm walking up to the podium like getting get in Miami you know a minute they called my name and everything and just like oh thank you so much it's so unexpected first of all I think mom without mothers it's not possible you know Erin my dad you know I'm like the [ __ ] audience goes nuts look a little throwing like flowers and [ __ ] Oh accepting the Emmy naked like from I just get out of the shower with a towel on I'm sitting there to accept my Hemi and I just got out of the shower and I still the towel around my waist hey I'd like to thank everybody that made this possible and then I bring up like some made-up show name that like this like this my show and I mean like everybody over at the German hour then there's too many people to think I don't think my producer first and foremost for putting up with me all these years you don't I made you and I just got crying and the [ __ ] it gets like really embarrassing and [ __ ] and like people ecstatic like kind of cringe a little because I guys like charges actually gets added talk about like my life and then I like piss in the shower because everybody does so what is this what is this game by the way what is it oh [ __ ] I need to tell people I'm streaming hold on what is this guy talking about hey once I got to forgot my phone was dead so I needed to make tweet [Music] hold on [ __ ] there's like five people around dogs we hold on old honest I can just like just look at like the funny bed well I make this tweet my shadow well that's very mature no nice got right to come on the III over come hang out HTTP colon slash slash www.twitch.tv/djkanjo damn Wi-Fi I'm seriously [ __ ] annoyed okay you know the [ __ ] going on an airplane can I say that like every time I go in an airplane like every one of my devices changes you know you like you turn on like an airplane mow you're like disable bluetooth and there just to get just to get on a [ __ ] plane and then like I sit back down here and I'm like wondering why I'm at like 1 X right now what the hell happened now I think anything over there was important so whatever let's just go there when you go on a ferris wheel I can open this I think you know I can't my beat this game on stream by the way is it's going to be assist one of those games it takes like two hours to play all the DeVos turn there's a monster we got our first monster hide under the bed ok this cat [ __ ] freaking me up I love I have a lighter right now it's like you can't see the lighter whoo I wonder where that light arose out of the bed and I feel like rescue all the kids right come on I gotta like rescue the kids that's the games about is about like rescuing everybody no it's not just go don't make a [ __ ] dumb like stream joke everybody like knows the joke you're trying to make it it's not going to work so don't even make it no wait there's an easter egg over here I guaranteed that's good to get this over second off the dog come on give it a nice try come on one of these boxes can be pulled Oh God [ __ ] forget it just go okay just go sorry guys I wanted to help turns out that's not going to happen okay it'll be nice of you huh whatever just go climb up the stupid grade hey surreal Electress thanks to the $5 jaramana I had a dream that a delivery guy was bringing giant boxes filled with his knickknacks a live horse a suit of armor and the Mona Lisa into your house and you have no memory of buying these things well I've done that before that's a very very real literal dream you had I've bought things on Amazon that show up and I'm just like what is this and I throw it away because like like one of my other Me's bought it and I'm just like what get I don't want this and then the other me wakes up and goes like oh was the thing I bought cool you can't find it no thank you that's surreal thank you for your five dollars also no name Bob back to the five bucks come to California we can go on a play date I mean I I do like to go on adventures well I think we're just dropping yep frats okay I can't wait for rat movie 3 it's gonna be [ __ ] great how do I keep doing that Oh got a stomachache yeah I think that really is what this is I like diarrhea Oh God don't put diarrhea in a game that I play is not a good idea you're giving me material now don't give me material they giving me material oh look it's a guy I know guaranteed this guy has an English accent you have to make it out of the darkness watch ready you're gonna feed me oh thanks for the thanks for the paper data do I have to eat in this game you have to find the exit it's that way and there going to be a little piano it's gonna be a little like here comes a piano here like the Tim Burton piano you guys all know that is remember this is like a weird goofy scary strange like out of this worlds in quotes game there better be like the the far right end of a piano better be move that gnosis Lima monsters I can move this thing don't ask me why I'm doing this I don't know you have to get up there I think claim devils third you're not actually asking me to play devil's third are you well honey you asking you to play devil's third a game that I was told to stop playing like four times probably Devils third script the [ __ ] you guys don't know I like smash my way with a hammer after that you understand I was so frustrated [ __ ] with the Wii and like trying to get it to work and like the whole like Elgato thing I smashed my wii with a hammer and the spore joke still relevant nugs I played it and it didn't work well this is what just takes a little off of this game to get gone you know I mean can I make this jump I'm all the way up from downtown I just broke my bones also badly my legs and my feet just all my bones went up into my head stuck the landing oh [ __ ] have to do that again we're not doing that again just get up there quick don't [ __ ] around turn on face cam why there's no reason have a face cam on right now nothing like jumpy and scary is happening it's just it's just abnormal it wasn't scary it was just abnormal alright five points to whoever knows what that is you know it wasn't scary it was just abnormal I loved it yep that is true somebody got it analyst just didn't make that I would have been very sad face cam or right and why would I turn a face cam on right now there's no reason to turn it on please make it hey pickle llama thank you for the 15 bucks and you just say cheer 1,500 thank you thank you so much for the 15 bucks I hope I hope it's worth it for you hope you're enjoying yourself hopefully I can entertain you as much as I can if not then [ __ ] me and I mean [ __ ] me I can't do anything with this is too powerful that's going to turn that off down there and I'm going to have to sprint I can't do it any go this right over okay should I do that again no and I could go on the ladder I don't even know why I tried that don't start me off ah come on what the [ __ ] I knew I just was trying to skip time I was just trying to go faster because I'm getting bored you guys know me if I start to get bored [ __ ] goes really wrong I understand they're trying to build the atmosphere I get it and I my stamp is not here yet oh man ah me or two-face can't please i want to see your handsome face no I don't have a good face today I'm one of those people I feel like I have a different face like every day you guys feel like that look in the mirror and you like to see some guy's face you know I got that kind of that kind of looks like me I guess and then the next day you look in the mirror and you're like there's that guy that I'm is me I know me and then like a third day goes by and you are just completely [ __ ] different no more this just get that I need to go on the ladder I things climb down don't be an idiot no seriously don't that sounds abnormal hey thank you radical corgi for the $1 how was my vacation my vacation was good it was very nice I love California I think remember might be crazy I don't think he is it's just a little he's just he's just tapped normal so can I like grab onto this from the bladder something I can do here I don't think so I move this thing now yeah I love California no my shirt I swear to [ __ ] god if I'm dead I just just climb over I did just climb over it I swear to god [ __ ] climb over this I just was on it I was just on it I'm getting angry please please God thank you can you live this way now what I Oh God okay we're fine no we're not [ __ ] I have to push the lever and then jump on it nice depth perception I know seriously I have to push it and then jump this is going to be a real pain yes here we go just go like this and go I got it oof oh it's very very lucky I almost didn't make that gave on woman hey thank you a bata vazha Gaza bother Gaza legend Joan a very very cool dude he makes YouTube videos I just met him for the first time I was often meeting you at e3 despite the rumors German is it actually six five at least it's true that's I didn't say that he did said I was a pleasure hanging out we did Stan thank thank you forgive whose $20 by the way like he is give you 20 bucks easy cool do it was I was you in music when I hung up with at e3 alright I saw a lot of people at e3 there were a lot of human beings at e3 that I end up seeing and hanging out with some of youtubers some not ok I'm doing something wrong here I like open this that one can't be open with this one be smart please leave to see these that died that you're going to make a joke here get you get yourself ready for a joke as it's coming very soon you know I trust like my tax attorney to lock my you know my filing cabinets you know what I was trying to go with that one and it didn't work out so well but you know what I was trying to say it was though that was like a funny joke it would have been that buzzer buzzer Spade Barb's of Gaza ladies and gentlemen showed up into the chatty as coolly cooled it go [ __ ] you don't bump into that [ __ ] go on go on go on go on anything else No I'm sorry locked in there how do I receive them it's probably a good ending in a bad ending I'm sure should I didn't Dean Jones us and close this and be safe from the explosion in the fridge I was very timely okay but that just gets abducted forever okay your hands I think I'm gonna have to push this and then jump on it I think that's I do think that's what I have to do oh god damn it uh-uh can't they put me in the other room the thing I lifted lighter already like I lit the thing what is the point whatever rage Montag retreat I'm on I'm fine no rage montage here just just people just us having fun or is I I'm just gonna push this and see what happens something else has to probably one of these are the weights is going to be up here I assume there is gonna grab that and drop let off a little gnome and grab this I thought I just didn't get that Mouse it speaks very angry there person in there where are the nightmares by the way this is just a lot of like pushing blocks I saw one interesting nightmare while we getting is like these weird slugs and some creepy guy that crawls around we're going to see that guy again don't donnie huh how because I was looking at jet I looked over at her dude oh I don't even excuse okay it happened that's all you need to know it happened that's it you don't need to know anything else wasn't I just here and I give so this was electrified we turned off the electricity and now we go with uh oh come on I don't know watch out for the [ __ ] Janet I watch out for the evil spooky janitor some say the janitor still roams these halls [ __ ] are you okay I'm fine are you okay I think whatever I feel like run with the janitor can I get it I know I'm actually an idiot no I just I know what I have to do I have to move with the janitor can that's fine I get it I just watch I'll get it right now here comes the janitor can just have to go like this see all we're good stay right here and then give it a move there it is sorry I was making a [ __ ] joke I'm allowed to make those on twitch TV Oh things are getting intense here alright somebody give me like the spoiler no it don't give me any spoilers what are we talking about don't do that alright I made it out of the tutorial it's time to play the game thank you funky Berlin I wanted 100 bucks but based on your jokes today I feel like this is it so far come on you didn't like the Kenney joke the [ __ ] Southpark joke in the beginning that's worth at least $200 no I'm kidding thank you funky and go right all right can go up let's go right like office building am I supposed to do anything with these guys is this how that movie starts it is though what's that what's that [ __ ] movie that famous like movie with like that people go inside like the cupboard and they go to like a far-off land Neverland no what is it called uh Narnia that's how we get to Narnia I like this that's the point of these things do I just burn this place down I don't know now the line of which in the Wardrobe ones that this doesn't do it for me it's not I don't know why I'm taking this in here I'm gonna move this out of the way [Music] there going to be some nany a [ __ ] over there but whatever we'll figure it out in a minute and open up that I can also go up to make sure I'm not missing anything like might be come on open up these tax attorney files now I'll probably hurt oh I win okay hold on not yet now can I climb this I probably can but you know whatever let's just go but wait it didn't go up yet let me see the first like nonlinear part of this game let's explore and see what it is might as well yeah who cares about that I need that file on your desk for tomorrow what file away Darla don't skip the optional bath I'm not the closet was actually the secret one well I I can come back let's see what's in this room that might have been a secret again I uh-huh but put me back put me at the bottom of stairs and Miska the skip no [ __ ] what do you do what are you doing put me back I don't want to be here I don't want to be in this room oh come on what oh my god I've missed this okay cuz that wasn't for the lost [ __ ] god I suppose you sit on your PC all day playing video games uh no I do not I don't no I do not did I make that clear like a stream ago clearly not all right like it was just [ __ ] giant [ __ ] to get out of the way and like open one of these yeah one for sushi that one time man it's true I really wish this guy would get out of the way the picture frames we cannot I grabbed onto this guy's pants you might have done as I've broken this person's bones it isn't a guy it's pants this is clearly a guy it's clear a very short person in those pin ah all right I'm gonna vote over here can I open this wait wait wait wait wait wait do I have to bounce off the suitcase like [ __ ] operation Dumbo drop so in the name of that dumb movie was I think I have to do that let's say yeah Amen oh yeah you saw that right there that's gonna jump I just gotta jump a little farther than I did if you don't blame this guy's [ __ ] dirty laundry that's in the way nothing am I missing something here I feel like I am this is not a funny joke um swear to god I'm just trying to [ __ ] business right third time's the charm Aaron is like right here this is there something that I'm missing there's like a light bulb over there I swear to God if I'm not supposed to be doing this I really feel like I'm not supposed to be doing no I'm not supposed to bounce off the suitcase that's not what happens okay oh god damn it it was so much less complicated that was making it I just have to push the [ __ ] lever come on suitcases of trampolines yeah it's like a car to Italy real life sorry guys we're not talking about real life here we're talking about like a video game yeah and there's like a bunch of like weird monsters and a guy with a goofy hat on don't get P [ __ ] because we're playing a cartoon game and like the gun in the cartoon world I would have bounced off that suitcase tommy pickles would have bounced off that suitcase and you know it i think i get is like a weird there's a thing up there you smash I'm going to mess I just wanted to pick up the plunger but I picked up everything around it so there you go anything else get the key and there's good [ __ ] out of here holy [ __ ] now would have been bad give it a key and where does this key actually go is it like a door am I missing something here is it just bring it down little keyhole or so I don't know whatever wherever the [ __ ] this is some magic key okay they're dead and unblockable downloadable uncle a couple content what should I bring this again today I'm gonna bring this just in case I need to like fit this somewhere Oh God [ __ ] get okay get it bring it in here just in case I need this or something I'll watch out there's a monkey right here I was alright got it got that first try you're welcome I have to bring this to the end to get the DLC that's what this is no I can climb this no the lights the lights are turning off we say you can tell something's going something's happening Thanks driven from never wasting our time what do you mean see I knew I was going to need this wasting your time I don't want to waste anybody's time I want you guys to be like well my time would very much appreciate it it is it is very much appreciated I can hit that like button again because there another button over here I'm holding this like such a [ __ ] [ __ ] what am i doing now forget the button [Music] hi I didn't get that first rides alright though can I even do this again yes smash that [ __ ] like button alright now we kill I guess out to be like in the perfect spot all right how much more we got in this game right what should I take with me should I take the shovel knight' main character or should I take the the clasping monkey now we're done with shuffle night tie-ins I'm taking the monkey no no okay what's wrong with me am I going to be alright you guys know I have to do this right okay and I just needed to see what happened I doubt that was purely scientific purposes jump and say I know like I just said yeah I needed to see what happened who knows come Tommy pickles okay I'm going to turn that off obviously you know I dislike it's like poison gas and you know I need to eat that's what it is there's a hunger system in this game the more puzzles you solve the more food you need to eat very interesting very interesting stuff because you're using your brain and you get hungry and I just like dead there's nothing to eat right here no I'm still moving I think I might have to pick up a rat I do yeah I got to eat one of the rest okay I made it I made it this is rotten meat and we're like a little bit more than an hour into this game and finally we're able to play it was a trap no no it's mr. long arms um all right I woke up here comes like the Monty Python character okay that works yeah now we're facing our fears head-on this game is about like fears face them head-on get out here dad sorry I'm going to have to use you for a second so our sorry little Johnny and I have to use you as bait so I can pull the lever as all this matters and although your life is like I is but probably pretty important but I have to grab this dumb [ __ ] puzzle lever sorry sorry about that [ __ ] no I gotta get some the hang on there okay sneak back here how long is this game no what's the length I can't go this way the point of this No okay let's go back there I guess there's something there it's about three to four hours all right we'll we'll beaten the whole thing on stream tonight okay I can move nicely just roll myself I love always giving me this tutorial like you couldn't have told me that's when I was hanging on it last time okay okay we saw how that happened oh it's mr. snake man didn't that was fun purpose I want to happen it was a joke yes it was it was I promise it was like 10 to 12 hours no this games not gonna take 12 hours no mr. snake man not mr. snake name is a snake remember never to hurt anybody since 812 hours it is not going to take 12 hours I've never played a Tim Burton right side of the piano platformer game that took more than three hours so no there's no way that's the case Thank You ghoul champ for your bit pity bits to repair your bones well thank you thank you thank you thank you what it was it I don't know maybe just watch myself in the room and can I can I can I just push the door oh I don't think so there's a hole up there it's like a climb this ii bathtub using in the bathtub don't confirm nothing in bathtub what we got for writing for this game right now anybody got same for writing this game out of 10 so I mean I'm probably okay well this is the little guy gonna get this guys like let's got to actually kind of funny this guy has these like little tiny on what is he doing they're smelling me you can smell me okay can you fit down here oh he can fit down here oh god yeah what do you do now and me yeah I ain't him I've seen I'm troubled tonight let's just see what he does here I mean I mean get so he gives like three or four pieces of toilet paper and you wraps up the person and you puts them into the hamper all right is that what that's it right we does it again and they go that way so he's like he reaches for something in here okay goddamnit just go I think I just have to run yeah there's a little fall here alright I get it I was kind of getting the cage you know what I was trying to do is trying to get in the cage and have him be like oh there's no the Persinger [ __ ] stupid ass dumb physics okay nice slide and this is obviously for this and turn it yeah like what was that slide mom I blame it okay there's a guy coming again let's go slide again we're gonna hurt no it didn't hurt I'm good No watch out he's throwing stuff in the trash no don't leave the shoe on the ground what the hell you don't know know what Dad shoes hey you done you guys know there's no fall damage when you land on dad shoes and clown shoes I know this part from Star Wars is within the trash thing and the guy gives it like this is gonna just gonna be just like Star Wars these people watched a little too much Star Wars is gonna be like a ma told you when they get the trash heap and they're like what is that thing on our there what K it's names Chewie but you know what I mean and they start like shooting into bouncing around the room and Lucas I can't what are you doing you try to kill us I mean don't you guys know what it is I kind of want to know what it is but we'll never know because I like did that well hey look guys it's me it's the scrooge mcduck of shoes yeah that's good [ __ ] ducktales member that show good joke okay he's back there comes a slide yep didn't even need to give me the tutorial for that one wait can I get his like smash his arm in there oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh no oh no oh no oh no it's right if he won't see me he doesn't see me okay we're safe for now I think I might see you over there mmm which one of these boxers is he in hmm is he behind this box no I'm just looking right at him yeah what wait wait wait what that was [ __ ] [ __ ] I don't believe that for a second he uses the fourth hold on I'm doing that again but breaking this [ __ ] game because I'm gonna assume like we're not gonna fall he if you're on the wall his AI just doesn't understand that you're like holding on to the wall right so I can literally just be right here as long as I'm not falling and when he presses the button to open and I'm going to start running like he has no idea because I'm the game was not programmed to know about things on the wall okay go okay so he can't he's blind but doesn't matter some way what if I just don't I'm gonna do the thing that wants me to do I go into the he's blind dumb idiot streamer and wants me to like sit in here and get really scared he comes over and it's like who are you scary guys in here he actually just doesn't have any eyes and then here's the other guy and he's going to chase the other guy and then I can leave yeah I guess anybody else feel like that they could just do a running like punt into this guy's head and like be okay okay let's go what was that all about all right he's like right here somewhere [ __ ] is he I'm safe so that's a pretty good slide I agree nothing can be done with this so I guess I just have to get in here no I can't move this but why oh okay that's why I feel like I should take this guy with me no throw them over there I'm like goodness please just throw them over there I'm going to need to throw them at a button or something okay we both we move here he is he's measuring his finger next to his spoon this guy's guys got a lot of lights on upstairs where he's doing his own personal puppet show in the mirror of the spoon okay now he's going over there I guess I can go up this way I think I can distract him right like I'm gonna throw this over here and you can hear the noise and like God what if we had nothing that's not what worked okay that's fine like how do I get up here like I guess I can't go that way over here ah the thing to smash got it I mean I don't know did I miss like a spot over here I could go up in I guess I go over here now you can go up here yeah we're gonna have to make some noise so we make noise like throw this over here but listen to that oh yeah yeah okay so this carpet I get it I throw that over there and wait for my sneak by I grab that grab the the shrine of the silver monkey from guts and then I get grabbed by one of those guys hiding in like the closet I got you [ __ ] I gotta like jump this oh please now I'm in [ __ ] trouble I need to get this up there so I can have another monkey whatever just sitting up there anyways I need to get to that monkey he doesn't hear that okay got it so now throw this do I want to throw this take over here like over there get out of the way get out of the way out of the way Go Go I don't care about stalking monkey go oh oh [ __ ] he's got long arms oh [ __ ] he is mr. long arms push push it push this push this okay we're good and I've eaten the game yet ten out of ten observation yeah that's a [ __ ] is in more than one of these guys I don't understand yeah I guess I can make it over there I'm gonna fall he's going to hear that yep he's like I just stay on the stay on the carpet and just like stay over here I have to throw a shoe at that in the issue give me one of dads shoes mm-hmm what was that my just my chance not yet Oh No Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go my finger is slipping off the controller what are you doing what are you doing knock this over right no okay don't knock that over just go up just move the door climb this and jump from book to book there's a giant piano there's Acme piano cool like that come on you know how to do it mm-hmm can I keep grabbing I have to just go from here to here I believe yes I do then drop here I'm going to drop the piano on his head right that's how you kill the bad guy yeah he's going to fall down there and I need to drop the [ __ ] piano on him just like a goddamn cartoon we're all right there you look over there okay I need to jump this I need to get that piece I can't see though where is he he can't see that's fine easy he's picking up a book need to climb this [ __ ] what what what what's going on where the [ __ ] is this dumb camera [ __ ] God please like honest to god that [ __ ] camera was stupid yeah we're fine dammit trash I think I might just have to walk by him no that's wood so I don't understand like what am I supposed to do them don't you feel like it was gonna go like climb up here maybe grab this okay I don't there we go what this matter can I just say vitamin this guy's not scary he's just kind of goofy-looking so I'm gonna make noise if I go across this let him go that way and then what throw the UM I mean there's a lot of random noisemakers you probably need to throw this behind me so he gets out of the way oh [ __ ] no pick up the [ __ ] monkey oh you stupid [ __ ] you know what like [ __ ] why they're blocks here did you see that [ __ ] joke you take that Winnie the Pooh it doesn't know where I am it keeps like hearing noises haha got it we're good my suitcase so I turn the TV on yeah I gotta turn the TV on right there's gotta be something do with the TV yeah here we go oh no no no no no no no no he's gonna hear that he's gonna come the door what if I go do I do this why did I just turn the TV on of course we're gonna get a [ __ ] TV oh no what do I hide right here no I should hide that [ __ ] suitcase [ __ ] that's like what I just heard I've got to hide behind the other suitcase this is favorite show or what what's he doing god dammit guess I can get by him like this hope the show doesn't end yes open the door again doesn't mean is that doors closed right the door closed I can't tell if that door closed I can't see I think it's open right come on avoid the glass I don't you know I don't even matter anymore oh [ __ ] I'm running out of breath slow down there we go okay now I put this in here and turn the knob and we continue our quest to get the [ __ ] out of here you know mate am i playing on easy there is no setting you just play I almost is lost right there that would've been so disappointing you all know it that would be excruciating ly disappointing okay watch out steam I'm going to blow up into me and kill me yep we avoid that pull off the lever here no can't reach the door from there need the minecart do what are you playing on something normal yeah what's the matter look please turn on your face cam no no face cam right now there's no reason for me to have a face cam it gives not that scary it's not a scary game it's just like an interesting game and then get by in here and push it get it past the steam yup thanks cam interest cam and Oh an interest camp it's very interesting it's a very interesting game put on an interest cam get up there [Laughter] what what oh my gosh what the [ __ ] why oh goodness [ __ ] gracious what's behind the door yeah everybody probably did that um can't be the only one such skill you're going to give you like an Alice in Wonderland or right now it's been like an hour and 30 minutes of just kind of puggles not like fake doors point the FaceCam at the screen no there okay hang on to it don't don't let go okay now let go here comes grandpa Slenderman whatever the hell you want to call them get them light in here yeah March up the grill oh okay now they're adding them they're adding like the joke just I grabbed you when you don't know thing very cool game I'm glad you started doing that wait why don't he grabbed me from that I don't get it okay we're good I'm going to do it again time he's going to accidentally grab a rabbi took those pills in the ground how's it going it's going well how are you also thank you to violets in a bit stir because it's dollar for you not to turn on your face can they okay there it is ass bag hey German fans since 2012 love your humor and dedication usually can't make Tuesday dreams because it work but I made time keep on rockin well thank you ass bag oh oh oh oh whoa what what is going on here internet I don't know dead what was what's going on here and my Internet's I kind of crap on the bed we good stream all right I think my internet might be like [ __ ] the bed maybe is it okay now that was weird well hopefully they don't have a Comcast strikes again problem but are we good all right well I gotta say if for some reason stream just tanks and dies I apologize and sorry about that I really hope it doesn't but I'm sorry if it does so let's just keep going I guess well thank you a spec for the comeback - hey thanks a spec I think I just ran into like a wit [ __ ] he's coming in again okay okay we just gotta move down and he's gonna grab me [ __ ] Comcast is like throttling me roller wide slide there I don't know what the hell I'm even doing what wha what lateral we seem to be back to normal go up here you can't reach me up here with his [ __ ] spaghetti arms they'll be alright right at least I hope we can this is going to crush it on right oh look at this little bit you can take slowly coming up there alright so I like just [ __ ] smash this no you don't you don't just smash this I'm not sure what to do here here's the good part time move anything how do I smash that cage because I can sit here for a second and then stops he comes over here with this hand right can I move this no I can't I can't move that like I can move it this witch's hand all right I got when he moves his hand that was going for it I guess I don't know smash the jump up and get down actually so he's going to hear me in grab me no matter like where I go here right I don't get it comes over this hand just do it slow you know you know I was I would love if holding are to [ __ ] actually grab the goddamn [ __ ] thing like I did that I did that right but the gamers didn't want me to grab the cage in fact I don't even need to do what I'm doing right now I'm going to do it again oh my god make time [ __ ] guys please please for abdication please please what the [ __ ] was that all right like just let me [ __ ] grab the goddamn cage I don't understand I put my hands on this [ __ ] cage three times and he just never let go of it yeah I let go put this be he goes like this yeah [ __ ] standard dude I [ __ ] pulled it out - he comes back with this hand the weight of that what is happening what the [ __ ] was that I had my hand I was falling backward why why he literally was just [ __ ] pulling I was pulling backwards and nothing happened I did nothing wrong there how did I don't ask me I've noted you saw the animation I was leaning backwards look there it is I did it okay now what not to get the other side he comes he does it faster now does he reach back with this hand again it probably does right what does he yeah he does okay here we go uh-huh [ __ ] haha [ __ ] your arm [ __ ] you oh you want to grab it out though you can't I win I'm gonna be real I did I did exactly what I was trying to like I would love to jump just jump skeins got a four out of ten right now like if this game has a [ __ ] floor at a ten because these shitty [ __ ] controls the games like an eight but it destructans five with the bonfire tunnel I feel like we've done this a lot this like kind of go through the vent stroke anybody else think that that's what they kind of overdone in this game so far in the crawl through the vents I'm gonna get on this I got a guy obviously it's a grab on one of these hooks yeah game is 5/8 I could see that is that a new monster oh we got a new monster it was like a butcher I was like a pig butcher I'm interested again the game is taller than me come on give me the food I gotta get the cheese off the mousetrap and I got to get that one little piece of like black cheese no there's no cheese there somebody already ate it the one piece of moldy cheese that's a one resilient rat I have to eat the rat damn well - thank you Braunger tinsel bits mary had a little lamb as a true story kind of town in Massachusetts that's a month did none of that interesting information thank you bran Girton hey thanks ass bag again for the best Comcast screwed up the shoutout here's another dollar to say Comcast suck well thanks man also captain dark for the five dollars and we just saved oh and thanks for five bucks dude give my prime sub gave my prime sub - seagull this one's to hear some bits i farm to make up for it well thank you captain dark I also think you're going - no no no that'd be a 345 thanks - $2 $2 to turn on face camp no I'm not turning thanks cam oh no face cam this shouldn't be a face cam for this game then it'll take it'll take it away you'll be looking at my like shitty face the floor is lava by the way now I definitely have to push this go yeah so we killed mr. long arms so that leaves the pig monster right I guess new area thanks for the cart whoever you are anything over here nope just blood we're on a boat by the way I just figured that up fitting ones curious we are on a boat we have to be on a boat because shits moving back and forth it's not to hide in these rear and I hear the guys [ __ ] sharpening his knives that's what I was gonna be blind the other one's going to be deficit it's got going to be deaf right you get a blind guy you got a deaf guy this guy's awesome oh look a little what are you uh I don't know ingredient in my soup it's Eric Cartman it was Kenny and Cartman Eric Cartman he looks like something I just don't know what he just discussed not even scary it's weird funny fat one of you guys is making steaks that's not that big of a deal but so this guy can see and hear so what's wrong with this guy he's faster than the other guy - this guy's just a scary fat chip that looks like a melted [ __ ] pet Cabbage Patch Kid okay can this guy like go away not very much cooking - throw it in there whatever I didn't even season that I want to like open this can I pull this open apparently not the planets have little guide is still standing there I don't know giving me the hiding spots what there's your seasoning hairy's ago he's got it there you go sprinkle it on the fish rub it in real nice is weird that I would eat this there's nothing bad about this he was making these really nice-looking steaks and now he's got a freshly caught fish I'm assuming I don't see the problem if you wanted to make this scary they should have been like body parts right because they did there's something very not human about like consuming another human right so what's the big deal like why he's just making regular food this guy's too fat to get up here well what do I care he so badly wants to get me oh yeah you need you need some of this in your food buddy he [ __ ] I think you need a little bit more vinaigrette in there I think I might have need I think I might need that at some point here soon what's that bread sweat [ __ ] god should I can't make a joke and he might have to go you can do the elephant noise I'll give it it has got a really thick skull he does all right what is anything supposed to be here that I need to do how to French baguette hmm [ __ ] I swear to god dude really where's this key I don't see a key anywhere drop the swordfish terrific skull where's this [ __ ] magic key it's probably this way whatever forget about the French baguette can I like knock that thing on I don't think so I think it's there for show okay I'm the guy in it I don't think I can knock him out or anything just going to keep going left it's just deboning at the fish yeah guess we go up another place to go just crawl up that was the introduction to the guy cool I guess can I go and then I don't add enough stick the true with the tried and true way through the fence guys to toilets he shits so much that he has to have two toilets pressed together so the [ __ ] goes in different toilets this is must be C Gary not funny this guy this guy's to get to airplane seats hold on let's let's examine this for a second just wait a minute if that's the case if you're sitting down here is the cheek right here there's a cheek right here his [ __ ] is here he's just [ __ ] into the seam down into the ground but this doesn't accomplish anything there's nothing there that that actually does hold on I wanna like this let it go Dule anuses no and I'm standing on the spot you know you when you're right you're right and you're right well I just need to see what this is and what is it what's in here there's an elephant I should have gone here yet what I did I'm back I went back here then miss a key up here or something just got like a weird shortcut okay he sits sideways [ __ ] into one toilet and pissing into the other oh man what a strange life that I know slug what is this there's the key yeah it's lugging room there's another new monster it's like money to mud skip it wait I said another guy it's the second one wait why was he telling me it is two of them oh come on it puts me all the way back here I hope I can just go right up yeah I can good so they go to the bathroom right next to each other that's not terrifying so we just walked to the left yeah they just melted this Cabbage Patch Kids there's this fat melted Cabbage Patch Kid what's going on okay well obviously just [ __ ] get under here this guy's different guys a little different they sleep right next to each other - all right well that's the second shift its way does he go probably goes down in the kitchen oh [ __ ] I think he's coming back is he I don't know I don't know what the [ __ ] this guy's like freaking me out though [ __ ] was a nice I guess he went this way he went to the bat he went to the bathroom I'm hoping we were going to like see him sitting off this toilet that's too bad I would have loved to have seen that okay so now there are two in here one over here was the other one just move from table to table I hopefully am NOT spotted with this I think I'm going to be fine but you never know you come back in here I'm okay just hang out right here [ __ ] what did the other one go I'm gonna I feel like the other ones gonna walk behind me right now it's gonna freak me the [ __ ] out like I'm gonna get terrified okay we're good just don't knock anything over are you looking over here [ __ ] [ __ ] okay we're good we good we good we're good they're revolting slob from crash box oh-ho-ho-ho-ho that oh shut up put that zone oh-oh-oh we got I think I have to jump from here to there I can't move that put that cookie down now put that cookie down Arnold Schwarzenegger Arnold Schwarzenegger does it do I guess you put meat in here and it grinds it up gotcha okay there we go grind it up makes sausages he's gonna probably come pick this up no no I have to all right I get it I have to climb on the sausages I would assume right did anything come down what what what the hell I thought it was like a sausage swing right what am I missing here time to do anything with this maybe any more meat I don't know yes so here's like a thing of meat drop it in here looks like it let's get in the right spot okay I just got here you playing ratatouille kind of kind of mm-hmm gotta make the meat swing gotta made the meat swing nope let's pull it down nice thick cut that's a thick prime rib hopefully just give me more than one no I need more meat great well I gotta go over here hey thank you a little Doria for the 1,500 bits just right now no message just says cheer 1500 Thank You Lola Dorian much appreciated and thank you to Mick James let me cook Mick jams Big Ups from Canada will thank you thank you the 100 bits so also thinking to Croton I'm on a boat just thought the cameraman was drunk again what's the weather for me like now oh thank you sprite take well there's a lip essentially for nice recently it's okay okay I was in a markiplier video I was what did i do what did i do ask you yes I was I was in a markiplier video hello everybody my name is markiplier here and today we got a great game coming at you it's going to be a five nights at Freddy's 2 did I he's got a really really like booming radio voice even knows that he has like he has a perfect voice for radio how much fun is going to do about this No I mean I guess if I could see that the [ __ ] I was doing I could like run and jump onto this but I can't come down there's to open up the freezer okay so right about that he was watching a try not to laugh compilation where he played the super hot I played soup on know that game is really fun okay as the anybody else like notice like what I'm doing wrong here because I mean I feel like I should really grab something here but I can't no I can't I don't think I can do anything here yet tried one more time I'm here okay I can grab those but I don't want to like pull myself into this now I don't think so I don't think I can do anything here yet can I jump into this guy I don't think I can grab this like random body bag No windstream err wait what what what I supposed to be seeing that I'm not saying brat that Otto that was a interesting interesting video game on to the bag I don't think I can't now I'm going to go in the other room I can't grab this not going to waste any more time in this room nothing here I'm not going to do yet I climb up here hmm can get up here can I climb all the way up here hook oh I see beat right here perfect there we go got it I gotta unlock the jet pack this should be three so I think that's enough to rope swing thank you to the branded person that gave $1 your name is not showing up for some reason did you ever play through the DLC from blood-borne I'm getting frustrated fighting the orphans cost and you are helping me get through it orphan Acosta's is was one of the I think I spent more time on orphan than any bus I didn't stream any of blood-borne but yes I have played the DLC through it a couple of times now and orphan Acosta's is just extremely frustrating is a ton of help he has way too much health in my opinion but you know whatever I think that's enough to grab on to let's find out yes it is okay back to the vents but yes you are referencing bill has loved one is I remember me it's means star we're sitting trying over and over again together to beat that bus and we both couldn't do it on either one of our accounts losses just did just got to a point where it was so frustrating we could not do it this do which is not possible we would try we tried like dozens and dozens of times and then like one day randomly I just decided to turn it on my PT or I beat orphan it off I think he did to at some point one to have no idea but yeah he's he's not easy okay now key another like The Last Guardian lever to pull to open a door ah okay every guy here now okay well that was not what I wanted to do at all but we're fine okay so blind this guy's blind wallhacks well now that I know that's going to happen I can do like [ __ ] run away preemptively slide into this little canister into the grinder you go I can't can't I meat grinder this guy ahead I'm assuming I can see a [ __ ] sifting for gold buddy geez why didn't you just shake the container for that come catch me ah-ha-ha-ha we're up even higher right he's gonna come upstairs where'd he go so should he press'd maybe I should follow him when he presses the button what does that actually lead to have I been in this room okay that's just the food room I need where's the [ __ ] key it's a different kitchen this is a difference kitchen okay this is a difference I don't know hello that's not how you do a chicken with all the keys on the table guys this guy always sitting to watch the [ __ ] Jacques pop on how to debone a chicken [ __ ] [ __ ] oh [ __ ] all right I gotta wake when he turns around I gotta get on the stool over there you can't see over the table right no oh wait wait it's a president Matt he's wearing a mask he's wearing a mask oh [ __ ] that's disgusting okay that's not his face there's another face under there these guys are way cooler than mr. long arms that makes this way more interesting all right turn around and go touch check the sausage back there man what he doing he keeps like you're leaning peeking corners looking at the meat on the ground okay cut come on roll the dice random AI controller and like make him turn around you've already done that because he says all right okay please turn around okay so maybe he may be I can't be here I'm like maybe he won't turn around maybe I should like warm away or maybe I [ __ ] up his like pathing because I got like too far over there I don't know is he gonna see me when I'm over yeah he's not easy I [ __ ] bet he missed what the [ __ ] bust a [ __ ] he like wouldn't stop doing that stupid thing he literally wouldn't stopped like looking at the me just staring at him my God look at this stare I did not give the player chance to do what you're supposed to do I've a mask on by the way all right I'm just going to go behind him somebody [ __ ] some celery zombies - I know okay let's let's [ __ ] sneak around the whole place again yeah he walks over here and he tastes a piece of [ __ ] cheese or something and then I get it to go around there we go yeah I think almost um pretty much like touching him that way sure thing keep doing your thing do what you do what's over here anything of interest a button that's it my god okay oh my god I [ __ ] hate that so much I hate like in physics games like this when you bump into anything and it takes like four seconds of you to like be able you know what I'm trying to say I hate that let's take the damn key and get the hell out of here okay where's this key fourth all right here sit up and open up and open pretty good spot where did he go I don't know into the frialator can i play something else no I mean we're kind of you're kind of at the point where we're like oh we're going to be done with this game you know like this game is going to be over very soon we're like we're more than halfway down with this game I would say I have to go in there trash anything else of interest and I think so climb this I think yes I can but why would I do that how about over here Star Wars monster I'm not halfway well whatever I'm almost halfway another chef how they're washing the dishes together that's cute Tweedledee and Tweedledum hey fellas only one of them cares I do like the elephant noise though they make a really funny elephant sound right alright they broke up up here keoki anything of interested in this rule what is this what do I have this one I'm not holding this I was looking at the brush oh [ __ ] he doesn't see me he said he doesn't okay I took the brush from him now where's he going how do I keep the brush I think I did it kind of you walk back to the left here he goes pick this in here I'm stepping on eggshells I shouldn't breaking eggs [ __ ] this way this way get up oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] well there's the brush I was looking at this where is it no I'm going to pull this I know because I got a I could what what what what what fine I'm dead no I can like wedge myself in the box and he won't know he's looking he's looking for the brush all right so I have to put something on this and move it all the way over so we have to move it okay so I have to move this and then hide get the [ __ ] out of here yep step on any eggshells push it over there I got to attach something to this whatever it is you can move this way okay right I guess so I need a blue I don't know I don't to do it I don't know I guess just to hold on to one I thought I'd to put like a piece of meat on this can I climb up here and I can't get up there I wish I could [ __ ] get up this apparently not oh you could see me the thinking is it [ __ ] idiot what are you doing here use the brush would even use the brush we use the brush for what I don't get it what do you want to do with the brush the brush is like in the [ __ ] wall use the plate what that fukk kitchen chat troll no I don't want to climb I don't think I can do anything right now he's going to come in here climbs the plates and what are you even talking about I can't get on those we've carried the brushed across ten brush he's the karaoke machine what climb the guy anyway from the move use the brush to climb the plates hey you don't have a brush dude you can't do that now get out of here don't like shuffle plate up your ass oh [ __ ] god I can't like even pull myself up over it where is he why can I not get up here I can't do that I'm just going to [ __ ] run around circles and just walk and stuff why do that is fall come on come on come on c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon move steal all the brushes I got people in chat telling me to like use the brush like I'm sorry I got confused then another guy you gonna grab me oh oh oh I all right let's Roach it come on come on oh let's try tonight made it away from the fat guys that's a victory now that's the end of the game now what's the third monster going to be this one hopefully is huge bird kind of sounds like a bird where am I that was weird no I want you to [ __ ] go faster don't jump off we didn't get to see them with other masks well they might show up again ABF 3:45 thanks again to be 150 why does he wear the mask we take that off you think he'll die always he anyways he's a big guy he is a big guy Wow I told you we were on a boat I told you we were on a [ __ ] cruise ship it's a bunch of fat people it's like a weird cruise they eat people yeah this is going to be one of those scenarios where hey we're going to go on this random like species of weird alien people they go on a cruise they're just taking a boat bath and they eat children it's just like [ __ ] Fraggle Rock Fraggle Rock did at first and now they're just doing it again to be able well there's the big reveal back to the vents it really is infinitely fat [ __ ] where they all going why don't wearing masks can't wait to try the menu today fat shaming no we're just making fun of these fat people ready talk about more events right then they may get this [ __ ] a little too slippery if I'm going to ask you I'm going to be so certain of something they gave us a little too slippery like maybe five percent slippery then it's going to happen again because I have to hold left on like the analogue and it just was being weird come on I keep not going to show me like land on somebody over they're going to freak out or something what the hell like you're not going to let me I just want to see you under like land on one of the fat people's heads alright let's just go let's go get the twist go see the twist are these people wearing masks the really fat ones I can't tell all right so can they can they see me I want to get on one of their head well there's like this [ __ ] mother goes I think this is definitely one of those weird like whoa look out mother Goose is evil now let's come on I have to try right I have to try it okay ten TV the guy didn't even care okay what that's fine at least have like them grab you out of the air and like eat you or something right yes slip through here all kinds of pies I'm assuming there's another chef right a lot of food if I think these are like children I mean it's like this is this is six takes and different meats and [ __ ] it's really I just revolting blogs I can't get on the table I like grab him by the legs no I can't do an ad who's watching eat raw meat here's another one what's the [ __ ] oh my god [Laughter] okay that guy Jamie that gonna catch is hatred that's okay that was really [ __ ] up oh well hey [Laughter] throw the wine app all right we done we got a movie but we're doing okay so don't hit anything just sneak back oh okay he's gonna I have to run away from this guy all right just [ __ ] movie not a mask that's true not a mask I got to be very careful because I'm I knock into this does he just see well [ __ ] am i I don't I must just have to run a by him there's no I don't think I can no one else makes me sick to my stomach what if I just go back in its gonna go back in I can't oh okay we're good oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god it's gonna suck and slurp up yeah he is isn't he of course he is this is this is ridiculous look at this lady Oh her neck has a neck and it also has a neck underneath neck get a guy in the back left that dude is just Cookie Monster in that food look at that [ __ ] let's go oh she's bent so far back I want to like to see this lady [Laughter] will she just stuff me in her mouth if she gets me I want to see come on come on you can do it she just bent backward all right well we're guys all right we're good this is freaking me out though it really is this game just got way better over the course of the last 25 minutes it became like a [ __ ] up weird Wallace and Gromit like The Triplets of Belleville type [ __ ] just you know like that that's what this was we just turned into this [ __ ] Triplets of Belleville over the course of the last 25 minutes I guess I move to chair do I don't know like I kind of need to know that is [ __ ] scary oh Jesus all right I think there's something I can get to over here though let me pull the chair out from underneath this guy come on no whatever I'm going to assume there's like a secret over there is probably one of those dolls I can smash boys go go I climbed with sausage links I don't I don't think so I'm not gonna sit my sacrificing this guy yeah I am what what that means come on let's go you have a place to be no I gotta climb up this stuff don't I not come on come over here is this guy like a distraction I mean I do have this little guys right here can't move this obviously something to do with you so get over here I have to just put this guy over here and it's going to be a feeding frenzy right I mean that would make sense right can you get up here right come here I need to [ __ ] sacrifice this guy you're getting [ __ ] sacrificed I'm sorry like there's only one way for me to get up there that's you being consumed all right you know I think I just have to go maybe this is a sprint hey dead oh no more God Thank You ghetto for the [ __ ] 20 bucks okay I guess I'm just gonna I'm just gonna run yeah so I was supposed to do that okay and jump over to the wires over here and grab them and get up there right like and that's that's that's where you [ __ ] have a shitty program because I was on it and then I just glitched off and fell off I didn't stop holding har - that didn't happen it just literally made me come up and now I have to do this again I probably gonna get grabbed from this [ __ ] [ __ ] monkey ass control system no but it was so hard okay back up to the dinner table one of these guys gonna plug off the table and run at me this guy is one of them is maybe I don't know like Statler and Waldorf whatever his name is Tyler and Waldorf uh I can't come we're going this way yeah here he comes Oh God hello they're all coming after me holy [ __ ] did you get a king code I hope he does he's getting closer oh my god this is so scary oh why does he go oh he's kidding so close oh okay I don't think he can get me oh [ __ ] he can all right I would hope for heusken I was cool I was hoping he's gonna fall for it I was really hoping he was gonna keep going forward and fall off I've been really funny but he didn't say there we go so what what is with this I don't are send it to the storyline here all these like fatty Blanc boats they're all coming to eat you well it is like there's like little children that are being taken by like Slenderman that's great Oh his head is wedged in there I think I can jump I can jump over him now right oh okay yep oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] okay I'm good damn another the hell oh my god just going all over the place down oh come on [ __ ] really why are you here why are you here and this is just toilets in here what okay I guess I just got to go this way and figure out what to do the mirror ending with the mirror this toilet paper in the way so I can't get under here that's fantastic wait a minute this dudes not about to use the bathroom really okay that was four but whatever I don't leave them ending in here I got it just go in the elevator right I'm gonna go in here no okay just jump up and grab the door swear to God if I have to flush myself down a toilet I'm going to be very upset about it yeah okay Oh wasn't a mirror after all it was a two-way room by the way if you owned up one of you everyone know if a two-way mirror if you're looking at one just for your security take your fingernail go to the mirror that's in question and put your fingernail directly into the glass if your fingernail on the other side is touching it's a two-way mirror and [ __ ] be aware of your surroundings if your finger is like you know slightly maybe like a quarter of an inch apart from the other fingernail that in a two-way mirror just [ __ ] be aware of that okay so you know communicate she gets to know something's happening be careful that trick was debunked what he talking about know wasn't what I mean was debunked I've tried it before it works now what left hold on let me explain let me explain that I said why what am I doing with a two-way mirror no listen at like the supermarket at my local supermarket and a friend of mine worked at the local supermarket and they had one the employees could go behind and just like sit there and watch yeah I tried it on this because he worked there and he was just like try it I don't have a [ __ ] two-way mirror in my house or any like this dredge ever to calm down again slashing meat and I'm going to fall off this because it's so hard to do this because I can't tell perspective wise if I'm even still on the damn thing so what okay smash this and let's go so I could pull this or is it just available alright no I just wanted to go phone has a two-way mirror head wait what okay any more patrons sure there are of course of course like this guy in like a weird mask they are piling on top of each other now this is [ __ ] weird oh my god this is too much hello [Laughter] somebody just turned on a faucet of fat people get up there get up like dog filed Oh God come on okay here we go go don't want to eat me they just want to land on me move move move move move watch out for the big and then the meat is right in the way good think it disappeared nice nice nice um I'm running out of breath right now and I somehow somehow turned and got stuck inside of that [ __ ] stool my sweaty ass thumb is sliding off god [ __ ] damn it seriously like like right now my thumb is so far to the right yeah keep going jebel to meet in a land here turn around and go this way the we're inside them inside my palm right now where my thumb is oh come on what happened why what the [ __ ] was that seriously I've ran out of steam my guy slowed down wait am I not supposed to be sprinting in this occasion like I don't understand this because right now I'm my stamina is running out but I can't slow down you know what I'm saying like right now I'm running very slowly I feel like catch my breath right here I guess okay now looks very looks print again got it okay it's the same ID goes down I jumped too early I yeah I know now I'm hungry again are you serious anyone else find it ironic that there was just like thousands of pounds of food that decided not to eat it's sort of odd you couldn't have grabbed a sausage on the way up you could have ran with that in your hand all right let's go we're here we go here's a sausage I got this for you Thanks ah well my insatiable hunger for Cuban flesh just decided to start right now thanks a lot okay this is where we get weird that was a bit extreme at what here's a Lisbon blast great great game here's the last uh monster I assume it's mother mother Maggie from The Simpsons can open it's gonna go dude it did it she's gonna go let's go I don't pick this up and pick this up with this batch of the things but what am i okay bringing I'm bringing this can of worms with me final area of the game here we go guys my name is Charma welcome to the video there's going to be a tactic and a solution of how to beat mother Maggie from Simpsons so as you see here I'm coming out go to the careful cuz the carpeting in this area is your safe your safe zone so be careful of the mannequins on the left if you move too quickly they will follow you so if you probably to the right here just do you want to get a little bit of pace and eventually here the first months of the I is going to watch you bear hair off the stairs take a load off here this is your one area over here you saw earlier in the game when we had the Slenderman looking monster the key don't worry about that we'll find that later just come up the stairs in the top floor you're going to watch to the left and there will be a scenario that you will see unfold in front of your eyeballs in front of its television screen so into this room there she is watch out for the singing this is the most important part here getting behind her is very tricky she just one comb two combs you're gonna wait for the third comb that's when you go in and grab the doll off the table and that's how you do it now let's go can I open this can this be opened I throw any rocks or anything okay I guess I can't go that way maybe I can but let's just explore the rest of the house that's what you want to do when you when you get in the house explore the rest of the house I guess we do have to go that way okay maybe I do stick a liner oh by the way my name's mederma check me out sometime I do my own thing over on YouTube if you wanna check me out check it out in the description check him out he makes videos he's cool you know check it out I do a kind of like wacky funny videos you know I mean if I can I say something if you ever describe yourself is like funny and like interesting in public chances are I ain't funny or interesting that's that's that's not for you to decide yet I mean just smash this okay well let me just see what else is in here painting [ __ ] burnt to a crisp we say you're funny all the time no I don't I've never said that I'm funny the bed I like now that's how I would react if I heard something smash in my bedroom I would be [ __ ] quiet let's go grab my bat and slowly open up this door okay could you teleport or something she's not standing over there anymore this is weird she's actually going to end up being one of these mannequins but be I just scared by the way that actually scared the [ __ ] out of me set that for a second I need to break this we're probably confirm for coward we talking about let's not die I don't exchanging in this room anymore okay just going to rip off one of these things and be the person I know it she's going to be like one of these the people here that's why they have all these random mannequins and random spots because it's me I'm one of them she's not that one I'm gonna laugh if she's like under the chair okay I know it I knew it I knew she was one of them I just don't know which one oh god she's right there yeah that's just huh goddammit ah I [ __ ] like tongue slid off yeah I like pushing over and like a zit it's I hate that I hate anything to hold [ __ ] right for an extended period of time if anybody else knows what I'm talking about please give me a hell yeah she's gonna hate this hey that she could be any one of these she's right here I see that see the hair you're not gonna fool me with the hair oh no they all have hair now you will fool me with the hair see that one I think which one is she I see that one I don't know which one she is not gonna sit around and find out what's this I don't even know why I don't I don't know hold on can I like hey I know what I'm gonna have to I know I get it I get it I understand okay here's what's gonna happen so she when she comes out she's gonna shoot her little [ __ ] the dark beam at me and I'm going to hold the mirror up it's gonna bounce off and hit her not going to [ __ ] be able to move she's gonna get a pass stated exactly what's going to happen if you don't think that's the case then why the hell would this stupid mirror be here yep this is a hold it up bounce it back at her and then when check this here it is here we go yep this is the final boss hold the mirror in front of her hey there what's up [ __ ] what she's going to be like behind me I'm going to [ __ ] a man dead er a eat that told you told you told you do it again on what don't worry sometimes it takes a more than one try cutback stamp alright we do it again see I know which is gonna be no she's right here got ya she goes back into the light and then who knows we're just constantly constantly moving is constantly moving never know where I'm gonna [ __ ] be never know never know what I'm gonna be again never know where I'm going to be this how they do it the [ __ ] pros they always do always like VB like unpredictable huh got it always be facing in directions that you've a basis so they don't know like right now here we go like Bank could be over to come be over here what's that going to left what's that could be anywhere all right could be anywhere could be anywhere could literally be anywhere got it come soon which I like to do this that was a little bit louder of a scream I went have you the game congratulations women thank you that's the end wait it's gonna be like this situation we have to get to the gun oh [ __ ] I have to get to the gun first like every horror movie get to the gun she's gonna be crawling and Michael gets to the gun first I gotta get to the gun yeah I got to the gun first that's not even got as a hat okay just bite our neck like [ __ ] Count Dracula okay now how do I become the bad guy so how this work I guess now I turn into the mother I guess I think I'm getting fatter I am the little nightmare now what all right now I'm the singer okay we just walk down we've got perfect Tim Burton piano on the right side of the piano only horns ila phone that's important to a Kim Burton right side of piano and xylophone are you dead yeah now I have absorb all the fat people's skulls this is why they came on the cruise right because now I get like fifty thousand souls then I finally get my Tech's upgrade this kind of talk alright so that would look the so when we start playing the game like now right now I get to control and use the powers on viscera can't jump or anything this is intro and leave where am i leaving to live more you now it just turns into an open world superpower game that would be [ __ ] hilarious it's going to save so I'm not sure what the save would be for yeah well it's just an illusion now I'm not moving to get the games taking over let's climb the brush okay some of them some meaning here right sort of exploded by did never explain like the mushroom people who are these people bubbles with all the fat people on the on the cruise and that's it a bit so what what what's the what did i do there you are the mushroom okay and still confused where you bit adds it this is some big metaphor I don't know whatever it was [Music] is there any more is extras let's check out the extras how much was this game totally check I'm gonna do a check for me with price check yeah you get a price check 20 how much was okay 20 of who's 20 bucks okay I mean I felt like that I felt like it wasn't any real danger this whole time maybe like a couple times and obviously that the big fat guys were cool like the whole gluttony part in the food part that was a pretty cool [ __ ] there no no I mean mmm that was that was alright another spider on my desk I have to get rid of hold on just went underneath my iPhone now it's on my iPhone this is great out okay I don't I don't think okay I do not recommend they go there i I do not recommend this kid sorry it's just a way to I mean it was it was cool it was cool I thought it was interesting in a lot of places but I don't I don't know I don't think I don't think I can recommend again I don't think the games bad but I don't think I don't think I could recommend the game especially when you put this in the same category as inside which was inside was like there's a lot of crazy [ __ ] inside I felt like I was only allowed to go like only in very specific places and what I mean by that is if you're going to have like a monster in a game like chase you around and be scared of the monster I mean it really was only like one room you like avoided the scary monster in I mean like they locked you in this one area and it really was just a question of how to distract said monster to walk around said monster wasn't really I wasn't really scared about anything I was just kind of kind of abnormal you know [Music] I do want to get to the end of this so I can see what the like what the is like extras I think I was due a swimsuit they're holding inside a side-scroller yeah but I feel like it the monsters was so cool I feel like we only get to see them like very in small snips the first like hour of the game was like walking around and pushing boxes and stuff and it wasn't really anything to it credits lasts a long time how do you speed up the credits what's the speed credits button it's short is what the issue is yeah they would just kind of get into it with the whole second monster the two like Tweedledee and Tweedledum fat people we're like that was getting cool that was getting weird and then that ended and you got to that whole a cruise ship thing and it's like here's the end watch out for the [ __ ] Disney villain watch out for like Maleficent and then put a can of a mirror at her face four times and you win I don't know it was very well designed like the areas were cool speed it up with the controller I can't really do anything right now I'm pressing every button I compressed learned your full gameplay walkthrough no I mean how many people worked on this game I don't mind like when games are short but I felt like I didn't really do very much and even the cool things that played out I feel like it I was like kind of in the backseat just watching press the power button what about the power button yeah like they've been open storyline Kyle okay if the story here is this open-ended interesting story which is it felt like it was would it really get very much there's an athlete credit scene well sure is taking a long time we've seen your close QQ CQC close quarters combat do they have like [ __ ] 15 people on the team detest close quarters combat the coast of the cutting that is a customer service manager for this game there are four customer support representative it's like a phone number I can call what assistant localization producer associate project manager is Yoko Ono wait wait wait wait like like like Yoko Ono what hold on a second from play hold on [Music] yep that's that seems that that seems odd to me if that's for real okay Yoko Ono what's the name of this game little nightmares what if that was her singing [Music] huh [Music] I just heard right now that would be so [ __ ] funny if this was your cohort of singing you know just being Yoko Ono uh I don't know that explains it okay I'm going to give you the real the real opinion on Deb here right now it will way too many people on this team for this to be is like a two hour and 45 minute game with like not a whole lot in it it's [ __ ] like this like a thousand people others there are more people working on little nightmares than like [ __ ] over watch what how it going to be this many [ __ ] people more people are working on this game then worked on [ __ ] Skyrim what okay I'm gonna back up a little bit here let me back up a little bit does the end credits theme song is not even long enough for the [ __ ] credits how many executive producers you have like [ __ ] of the chef did I just see that there was a ship okay I've seen executive producer like [ __ ] 40 times you can't you have one executive producer here we go Hotel one big up more little nightmares is using paunchy enfants licensed by punchy on see the Japanese typeface is occluded here I'll slowly develop I dynamic hallmark Paul I just a lot there there's a lot there and [ __ ] Norton AntiVirus as well they had the whole Norton team on this okay area and wait we got there's more we got it you guys thought that was the end nope you just have to wait through the [ __ ] Yoko Ono credits thank you for playing okay what else back all right Bioshock all right now let's here we go look at this chapters two extras I only unlocked a few things okay it is that remember I remember that scene cool I remember this one this wasn't in the game most of what's up with this this wasn't in the [ __ ] game you would have had like a full letter grade higher if this is actually in the game and you could like clean a fat person really oh god damn it no no credits okay this is the brush chapter selection I mean it was cool kind of talking a lot of [ __ ] right now but okay I'm gonna talk a bunch of [ __ ] alright this whole part this whole chapter was just it was nothing it was barely anything it was opening doors and like walking in vents for like 45 minutes this was where it's doctor got cool the guy with the arms and that would buddy he was kind of a bag of [ __ ] wasn't even that scary here's your meeting potatoes of the game this is where it got really cool is we got interesting you had the two Cabbage Patch fat [ __ ] with masks on the meat they you know it's always scary when somebody's eating humans you know that's to do it and in this part you got even more into the wallace and gromit kind of triple to Belleville weird [ __ ] and I'm really into that these these 2's chapters were the ones I can stay this is the Wiz this one could just go this point I could do without this one so like expand upon like this and get rid of this and then get rid of this over here and there you go you got a perfect game anyways I guess you could be a completionist and find all the gnomes if you really wanted to is there's nothing even in here is one statute well this thing called story well I mean there was a story but it didn't they didn't tell anything it wasn't I mean they would they were telling this really cryptic story and I'm all for cryptic stories but when a cryptic story is cryptic just to be cryptic and it doesn't there's nothing really there is where it's like okay what are you trying to tell me people in cages and look for the fat people of the cruise ship and then there's a mother and you have a young yellow might signify anger I don't get it whatever you know I'm sure I could look you could look into it some more look I don't think this is a bad game just think that I wish there was more to do and with that I'm going to call it all-night clean from the game yellow is fear yeah he could new game way to the game theorist but if games been out for like a couple months did this didn't just come out we live in a world where you can get holo night for $15 given the howl when I took a different kind of game there was a lot of like scripted events in this game hallow nights more about like just jumping around and splashing things and exploring and although yes Halla night I would say is like probably the best game to come out this year yeah you can't make like those kind of comparisons like you're talking about Halle Knight is one of the best games to come out in the whole year and this is just like a little side project of like bandai namco that i thought was like fun and interesting and that's fine but that's going to be it guys i will see you dudes on thursday and on thursday we're going to do one of two things there is i can either start until dawn or we can play get even which came out which is another kind of little side game which i might be able to even one day who knows first on a five i don't know about that so games are really cool but i don't i don't know if i could play them but hmm yeah we'll see hopefully i have my [ __ ] together on thursday yeah get even the name it again but make sure didn't miss anybody on the bitts front take out everybody i think you kill Ganon for the bits also funny relatable username thank you to this as well and with that I'm going to sign it off play persona I don't know if I can play persona not on stream but have a good night guys I will see you soon with [Music] [Music] actually I just cut my microphone off I was trying to fit something you don't like my taste of video games I don't think I have particularly liked the rates taste I have a good life like certain games I like certain genres but I'm happy here thanks happening by the way happy Father's Day to all you fathers I wasn't here I was in Los Angeles oh you came back to read negative comments some of them in negative comment that was an opinion all right good night guys see you on Thursday we'll figure it out [Music] [Music] [Music]

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Published: Wed Jun 21 2017