Jerma Streams - Outlast 2 (Part 1)

all right can you guys hear me I hope so I wonder I wonder if I set this all up correctly probably not probably not I'm on a new OVS I'm on a new open broadcaster software I did you know there's a lot of things that I have to do trimming is hard streaming is a hard thing figuring out all the buttons and all the doodads and all the gizmos and goo by abs it's hard anyway tonight I like look like [ __ ] tonight by the way can we just be like certain about something I like woke up 5:30 and by the way guys see you later seven eighty seven eighty is gone we're on our new computer now and I've built computers I know how to build them I'm smart I'm an intelligent person but anyways we can play outlast - with a face cam with an a violet is an ugly face cam ugly face cam my mic is as bad as it is loud what do you mean really hold on that I did something wrong my mic how about now that better is that better you guys here is a little better we still sound like [ __ ] but we still have a good mic right is all I set all this [ __ ] up oh holy wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait okay kid can you hear me now it was trying to take the microphone the OBS studio is kind of kind of sucks like I'll be on it I'll be good now hold on hold on hold on hello hello hello hello hello we good that's the thing I got I got to get rid of this like this mixer I have this mixer like kind of sucked ask me a second here guys all right so now with you quiet - let me fix that okay hello hello my country tis of thee sweet land of liberty to much how's that is that too long I don't know this might be like an opiate studio thing with my microphone how about how about now how about now have we solved the issue probably not I'm just full of [ __ ] issues at this point you know I mean and it's peaking this is I just a brand-new computer this might take but I thought I had it right but I'm trying now I'm too quiet well it's nothing there's nothing I can do about it there's nothing I can do about it because the scarlett solo box is a pile of garbage okay so we know sometimes we talk about products that you should never buy on stream alright let's talk about products that you should never purchase ever for any reason on stream German on 85 don't ever purchase a scarlet solo ever in your whole life if you get a scarlet solo you made up you made a bad decision don't do it sounds like I'm behind you what what the [ __ ] alright let's just like yeah you know let's just turn this off okay what does turn on talking ugly cam turn ugly cam on because like I'm [ __ ] ugly today like look at my hair I didn't like comb my hair today whoa I know not not one of those good like handsome boy days but anyways I hopefully you can hear me hopefully it's not too bad I'll have to adjust they move some salt on one second let's move you products you should never purchase every game I've shown in the last like two weeks yeah well I mean come on we're doing funny funny scary Saturday's I'm going to move this so yeah sorry sorry if you came to see like a handsome streamer this is not the guy you're looking for right now hold on actually do something like change the lighting I did my lights like not correct right oh this is not correct I'm going to go like different scene here let's go with a wig it's like I'm playing a scary game obviously right so we're gonna have to believe it have to do something like oh I kind of like that that's like a little scary that's kind of scary don't you think make it a little let's channel but now this is just like every movie that's come out like digitally filmed in the last 10 years what about deep sea I kind of like deep sea yeah this should I stay on deep snow this looks like I'm just enough [ __ ] ultraviolet light room what about this one no what about this one oh no that's not gonna match the theme well Gowell goes when we had before this one make it flicker all right we'll go at this one I like this one for now I look like a [ __ ] Satan man you know I mean like makes my teeth look fake alright we're going to stay with this one I'm going to stay with like the scary face for now is that too much we'll find out see you soon we've got a state in space filter on right now all right outlast 2 I need to I do need to give a little bit of a warning here we're gonna have to give a little bit of a [ __ ] it the FBI CIA warning here is this very very intense game it's very scary it's a very [ __ ] up subject matter so you know I'll give it to you in to uh give it to you in it in a diagram so let me get this up for them hold on okie dokie hold on hold on that comes up this comes down okay you can hear that right that sounds okay if it needs to be a little louder to let me know please do so yes so this game has some very very very very intense subject matter so there's not for the faint heart this is this is literally like my warning to you if you don't if you if you are if you if you're if you're under the age of 16 if you can't see an r-rated movie in the United States you got you guys sorry your parent and you're going to have to tell your parents so like just be aware this is not one of those like fun funny games this is going to be [ __ ] up everything about this game is [ __ ] up so people do this this is not pg-13 at all this PG is PG 18 so you guys are currently watching a PG 18 stream this is a terrifying awful [ __ ] game and what we're going to do this is a straight face challenge let me change when we get rid of that by the way don't need to say that anymore I don't know what a straight face challenge means but you know you can take away to 8:00 p.m. Eastern Time nonsense okay so the goal here is I'm going to bed straight face no no snow jump back snow scares no Foos you know I mean because I am known to foo or E and I'm going to try to not do either one of those things time noe and know who's I get you guys so here's here's what what I'm not allowed to do getting some examples for you things I'm able allowed to do okay things I am NOT allowed to do doesn't be those things are all things I'm not allowed to do I mean so I can't do those things so keeping it like you see them if you take some points off if you see those things we're going to normal not no [ __ ] here we go here's here's the [ __ ] warning out Les Deux contains intense violence core graphic sexual content and strong language please enjoy that I already said it before like if you're under the age of [ __ ] 18 under the age of 17 you can't watch an r-rated movie in United States of America PEGI 16 you know what I mean like we'll get away for a few minutes for you to leave okay under the age of 17 I'm going to give you a minute to leave okay okay there we go Len Langerman is an investigative journalist seeking the answers behind a pregnant woman murdered under impossible circumstances in rural Arizona you are Blake Langevin her husband assisted in camera man record everything neither of you are fighters to navigate the horrors waiting for you in the desert the only choices are to run hide or die okay okay so we go to headphones gonna know that I'm not doing two headphones tonight hey I can't do that like I'm not allowed to do what she just did I think I missed a turn on like vertical sinks I'm getting a lot of screen tearing turn the game up turn the game up you got it turn the game up you got it I mean how that is better good good don't have an Nvidia g-sync I might have heard I might have to turn on vsync Academy kind of a little too scary for me turn the game off yeah uh okay nice judge doom hair I didn't have a date on all y'all come on I totally do she quite cutting what XPS am I getting a like sixty this is a brand new supercomputer oh wait hold on oh no I get it mine looks sensitivities got to rub away down put this up a little and we I am going to I am going to Nvidia g-sync this hopefully this doesn't [ __ ] up anything all right hopefully Nvidia g-sync doesn't [ __ ] this up that's better alright whatever I would have wound up some dry okay then I'm a little Engelmann here for you tomorrow doesn't fly past the Havasupai Indian Reservation in central Arizona in search of the origin of murder McVeigh Linda I don't think you should seem hard don't say we never heard these reports test difficul settings on medium I did have screaming - I gotta make sure I get screen how does the stream look by the way we look good I got this [ __ ] on like a medium like preset on twitch twitch holy [ __ ] you don't do medium preset wait what am i coordinates tell me yourself wandering barefoot all right am i doing a good job that's a lot that's a log that's a love okay here's the intro it's selected it looks lik yeah I got an i7 68 50k in him and that's one two three four five six chords whoa okay now this is my locker right I'm the teacher's pet right - Jessica first place yeah look at that like look it's old a little kid why is that little kid like 50 years old hey thank you cigarette spaghetti hat is not doing the right spot hold on hold on all right that should be the right spot now anyways thank you so much - cigarette spaghetti for the 10 bucks 10 dollar burritos for both headphones say what you did there all right we'll put both headphones in thank you for the $10 dude cigarette spaghetti although thank you - a matter of Darkness for five bucks term please don't tell my parents here's a bribe Hey look I'm just saying if you're under the age of 17 what's your name again matters are matters of Darkness okay interesting okay let's see hello yes I'm not looking for baddest that's not funny that's not even you know when I was about to do that I was gonna call somebody that wasn't even like funny that was like that was just like shitty I'm sorry I was awful I was gonna like pretend to call your mother oh [ __ ] hilarious let's go with the other joke I was going with Hey look at this villain look at like George Bush when he was like [ __ ] 9 years old and that's funny anyways I thank you mad as darkness for the high spikes and a sticks runagate to the 13 dollars and sixty eight cents watches German you can make a religion out of this I don't think I could ever make a religion out of myself I really don't know I'm sorry okay let's go it's picture of the Christian symbol of Christ Jesus Christ on the on them and there's the scary principle he's going to turn around if you like you're supposed to be in class stop thinking you know I'm doing this because I'm scared you can turn on rip around it's going to be Satan's ace right in my face it's gonna be like you'll get to class get to class go times it's a you can tell like what's just going to go down it's [ __ ] 6:15 right 6:10 yep remember that we're going to need that for the [ __ ] safe later on and turn around I'm going to turn around and there's going to be a same face okay could you what alright I got a kid I don't like house I feel like I can't I feel like I'm trapped when I have two headphones in German will never acknowledge a quarter well Hollywood s M - OH - I just did what are you gonna do about that one huh thank you I think you are black staff of the five bucks strimmer this angle and lighting makes you look like Willem Dafoe I look good the limit if I was working with handsome guy isn't he I can do a pretty good Green Goblin don't you think so it like later on in my life like when I like get to be like I probably pretty sick Norman Osborn I really I really truly believe that there's my [ __ ] Sony digital PD HD oh okay I don't I took a no I think I pick up the camera how do I take the care up they put g4g sink camera I have a dick adjust a jump oh okay figured out the job I'm sorry get up get up I'm not okay how about I just have to go here here right wait mission hot I have ago doing some slip slide free joke and another pretty free job jump over get first great jump just like clunking Prince of Persia you guys know that the deficit valve a prince of persia made this game right that's why it's like very similar and when they were when they were asked in interviews about like how they went for prince of persia to making this game the guy the lead developer was [ __ ] think it was that kind of embarrassing he was like just grab the microphone he was like we wanted a scary game instead of a game where you jump and i'm like very like embarrassing video okay aim at the event to the circle okay well they made the camera much better in this one okay the camera is 10 times better review recorded videos to learn about weights not in here it actually supports review edge no way oh wow that's so awesome oh my god that's so cool is it actually does it actually [ __ ] record what I did with your life okay that's really really cool I like that a lot wait today oh I'm so glad is the thing oh my god your face that's so great that it actually records thing recorded you jamming camera for note ah all right well whatever we're good I know I'm going to get like attacked by some [ __ ] scary guy and I'm going to be reviewing footage cigarettes Pagani thanks again for the 10 bucks I can't help notice that you're only wearing one of those headphones yeah but I don't like it it just feel like a hamster in a hamster cage stop stalling a scary game in this is so dark oh right thank you I remember so I was in a helicopter crash and that brings me to the scary Canyon what Oh who's like me Thanks it's not heaven crash [ __ ] this I wish you could turn the camera on yourself good okay that's recorded cool I remember about batteries right I got to pick up batteries the things what I remember from outlast one is this thing is like a [ __ ] game gear it requires batteries every like 13 minutes remember Game Gear I'm all [ __ ] up that was okay that's how you look around quickly the game gear was a great system was like full colorful great big bright display but it took like 17 double-a batteries and you needed to switch those batteries out it would do drain all those batteries in 15 minutes you've only taken that on a plane ride from Boston to LA that ain't going to happen you can barely take that on a plane ride from Boston to New York like [ __ ] they should have thought about that I determined what is good or I shut up for a second I'm trying to [ __ ] say something about like battery life I think that battery life I determine what is good battery life based on how long I can use it on a plane if I can use something for like five minutes of acclaims [ __ ] get out of here twenty minutes on a plane no thank you two hours on a plane get the [ __ ] out of here go back home four hours on a plane you got me you've got me I probably go in the house huh hello I'm lost and hurt his often hurt oh no somebody jammed it the fov is there an fov slider in this game or is it like just 90 default I don't know I thought you have to feels like it's not easy you never know I determined like how much I like a game based on a vision fov slider or not if there's like two hours or three hours of fov slider then I uh I like it but if you're talking about like less than two hours of an fov slider than hey hey man like a man who's hey [ __ ] Oh photo-taking God forgive us okay whatever I can't like I need batteries oh hey you remember the thing you just looked at here it is I can't bear what we done or being a part of our our little ones I hope you find well woman's comfort you need Oh No okay well I took the picture and now like I need a battery I can't rely can't I can't no delay battery there we are human advantage you offers tab how many batteries do I have to look at your left pocket interactive batteries oh god I have to look at it I only have two batteries you didn't come prepared man alright we're good for now any more batteries god I'm not if I don't like that I don't like this I don't like this like cult [ __ ] reload guy behind door no dancer go I let's go off listen I going the right way there's a guy here who's oh [ __ ] he's like the wolf from the neverending sorry come on give it that reference peak hold cute he's not gonna chase me I know [ __ ] hell honestly where the hell my agent is to go can I pull out the [ __ ] Excalibur let's try the peak okay see you and he knows with straight face that we're doing the straight face challenge guys alright that like fat like frog guy like I thought that picture with that's going to be like the big cult leader right we close this up and just take a look batteries got to be in here right oh there's a [ __ ] long ass letter our loving God continues to bless me with visions and I no more certain than ever that the enemy is nearer with every day I was scrubbing the stains from the floor of the Daniel's room when the Blessed music rose inside me and thanked me in the true site where I saw a creature like the burning Sun but with onion wood rings teeth upon teeth and teeth and dangling beneath to live that I took to be arms but with [ __ ] that's frozen charlie purpose and has this monstrous son okay that like just threw me off big time that's that okay that let's turn me off a little just a little head wasn't prepared for that I will say hide a little harder the cupboard watch off with a [ __ ] lobster for my I am deja hold to peek who is it okay whatever let's go who bandaged I can hear somebody walking over there nothing else in this room I don't think make sure didn't miss anything on bed yeah yeah yeah let's go good record record like the seahorse top why is this so [ __ ] up it's just like a regular like children's toy I don't know why that's so [ __ ] up you never seem like a like a children's toy before dude okay I can make that face that was a straight face that was a straight face challenged okay some air in here somebody [ __ ] spotted I wasn't funny sorry like that you probably watched a bunch of people play this game already and they've already said that alright come to what does that say sometimes of dead bolts that can be what you can hide by crawling under beds yeah I do remember that fine okay you like the guys like a little slower in this one it like this guy's not as fit that the first dude was okay let's just go now you actually have to unlock it okay cross we're here 300 300 will you meet $300 joke are you talking about hey good guy tied thank you the four bucks he says I ain't going to say that cigarette spaghetti thank you the 10 bucks again okay I'm hearing some like loud heartbeat noises pipe straight face challenge someone gonna jump up grab me and be like get out of ya in there don't you [ __ ] there this room's okay midwife's lumens the babe is coming I'm sorry I'm not gonna do that to reload the camera like dolls are really freaking me out [ __ ] that god god it's just like if you turn if you turn the camera on to off and on too much and use a smoke battery power and record that I need to like look out for batteries they're everywhere we just like never been doing it see to crawl don't read Latin yeah my real Aten then the demons actually going to show up broken down house that's okay whatever I don't need I'm gonna turn it off phenomena conserve battery yeah you're doing the default scary voice that means you're a bad person anytime somebody does the default scary lady voice that means that they're gonna be a [ __ ] demon come on Kindle the flame come on it was my Dark Souls joke where's my bonfire hon save the game whoa there's a lady there where's she gone now she's gone what she doesn't it alright go whatever I don't cook carrot not don't open window get in there bandages battery reddit nice wind clock okay lay look live or it's time to life no wow that was that was a very silent world campus in there and crawl into that but we're going to make sure I didn't miss any parking Satan okay we're good that doesn't cause that wasn't that was a straight I'm allowed to do that so it's so quiet I was a very quiet loafie oh man like I was great face I didn't that I didn't [ __ ] around there guys know what can I like jump to this oh come on what am I doing here straight faces only Oh Oh poopy videotape or quick God wants to be dead okay this is just like fatal frame this scared of the videotape what am i is listed go damn it I guess I have to go over here I got it like remember this [ __ ] what is it you see that new prompt what's what's with the prompt why is it giving me that prompt batteries god damnit that crazy [ __ ] ladies out here why am i crawling get up get up they just be Oscar the grass for a few minutes that's so funny hey get lost will ya Oscar why you so mean this is your Oscar the Grouch joke hide and waist-high plants okay how am I supposed to be going right now I have no indication your camera is equipped with a microphone press V to hear through walls straight face where are these guys they like right over here I have no idea I don't have a single close hello DeWine bull head closing hey let's just get scary I don't want to get scared move backward to open door slowly they're gonna be like furry guys right here I can see you I could like see you doing that I could like feel you doing that you're not going to get me doing that yeah I can like I can exceed your shadow you're doing like puppetry over my shoulder I could like see a god or line okay the guy just sitting there do I have to go by this guy all right said I can go in like that I like the grass right if I go like this wouldn't you see this guy doing this I'm just like what is this hit man I'm like creeping up on this guy or I take the camera [ __ ] alright the goal is straight through that door right I don't know like I'm assuming I gotta go like that way right can I run that way [ __ ] it open up the window no [ __ ] was that Oh Oh we're gonna have like please try to be as rugged I don't care who cares I'm getting this like scary crazy people right here this is Resident Evil 4 all over again we cannot only can I come in front over oh that's my wife how do I jump the fence weight crawl underneath they didn't think that through I guess I have to find a little way oh look that's real break security you got here make sure you bowl the bolt the gate closed but [ __ ] the giant dogging door don't don't make that like hard to get through I have a Rottweiler that's to take [ __ ] you know I mean look around protect done any batteries don't have and turn the light off whatever I can't go in that door cool got it now they're all going to like use the bathroom and [ __ ] is that there he is that's the guts the main bad guy he's pretty obvious now we're going to the wine cellar place I don't necessarily want to be we are playing outlast 2 so we have to do it harp eight die almost just supposed the Latin almost two spoke the Latin there that would have been bad that have been not good like the dungeon what is this key tab finally nothing matters but listen look a deposit to use it okay I got a key but what's the key for this magic trick later yes see the pen is here another pens not here anymore I just want to make sure I show you that magic trick before we go further on as our playthrough there's a little magic trick I wanted to show you didn't get like [ __ ] scared of this magic trick okay go up the stairs alright now upstairs now with this guy drinks a lot of booze we're going to get drinks a lot of boobs Oh a battery you believe me good I'm glad somebody [ __ ] believe me what's in the fridge anything good up the stairs announced an upstate throw a lot of pictures that you can hide by entering a wardrobe so funny like I could change clothes I'm just a guy in here haha I really thought that was a guy standing in there that would have been [ __ ] that was funny gospel alright so this is obviously like a religious is that what's that resolution 1920 by 1080 fifty megabytes per second megabits per second that's [ __ ] pretty good camera has been upgraded in the years since out last one don't open wait hold on I can see in there yeah I don't get it whatever it is get it all video the guy like practicing for his play he's going to be in okay well let's go someone's gonna grab me I know it now here comes straight based nothing's nothing's nothing to see hey is that those not smart I'm coming ah alright I'm here I'm here Lin don't worry you got your face okay you're gonna be safe [ __ ] no grunt oh [ __ ] look out the Wicked Witch of the West was gonna come after yeah we're good where we going away from here anywhere but here anywhere but here I agree wait where we holding hands good she's gonna dig alike impregnated her with like Satan baby right oh no no this is no don't don't have like her like the aliens to have like her stomach burst open and like a Satan alien man comes out that's going to happen isn't it yeah I just I mean how do you take a picture you take Mike Nick pictures what's happening we're all dead how do I take a picture we're gonna get on okay what did they do to you you can talk about it I told you this is good this is [ __ ] don't ask me just [ __ ] up who's this kind of logging everything yeah why would I be holding the camera off by the way right now why am i doing like a YouTube blog what's going on guys [ __ ] here German on a5 it's got like kidnapped and abducted and tortured by there's like crazy like religious cult it was really weird day today oh by the way I like I have too spicy food don't like spicy food not a spicy food kind of guy you know and oh my god what my mother's coming over later this afternoon [ __ ] fringe okay I'm wasting data I can't even podium daebak I'm like oh dude's crazy [ __ ] thing having me today [ __ ] price these guys like murdered my girlfriend on Kara like it's so weird God man Seok I cannot stand it when something does happen I missed a buck today I missed the bite Wow and like I was late to work by 20 minutes [Music] [ __ ] God oh right no no not like I we have none I think I'll see you again oh [ __ ] man what's wrong with her [ __ ] more thing oh that's not even her heritage hey by the way it leads up to the note here mother not just a couple well what was the book you're watching did you like watching the vaad right now I want you to just go back like just take just go back and watch or have you remember like watching they was like a [ __ ] Muppet like holding my right leg it was like some weird Muppet person just like holding it was like it was like a creature holding my leg what the [ __ ] was that yeah I it's going back in don't worry it's in and saying don't worry we're good we're going to go take a battery you ain't slick Thank You cigarettes forget it I ain't slick slick God item to hide inside the bush right this is this good enough is this like is this good this has to be good enough right okay good and there is not without shall conceive I love this rear-view mirror though Neal but I give me the flashlight why can I take the [ __ ] flashlight hi by crouching underwater they're just like bees they can't go in water I think I'm good okay okay bandage it up time to drown walking around oh god damn it what do I have to go did I like go the I don't even know guys I like I turned around I'm not a [ __ ] if I go the right way I got a feeling I have to go up there up then like to [ __ ] in the tree house if I have to go to the tree house damn it [ __ ] fantastic open this top can open this window I'm serious why and slowly close the [ __ ] up nothing nothing how do you not have any batteries in your room I hear the vial of loud violin that means somebody's coming you're gonna sail I gotta keep doing the music cue all right let's go now don't lock the door unlock it all right I can go battery right there I'm late how it was a cowboy game we postponed Western week because my new PC I my like old PC cutoff bust up and I had to get this is [ __ ] because he's sleeping or is he dead I don't know I know I don't wanna stick around to find out this guy's like so this guy's so asleep that flies came in here and like I've been sleeping on him and like eating him and stuff like do you might want to wake up they're currently fine I'm just [ __ ] sitting here recording for no reason like you are so tired and you smell so bad that flies are coming in here dude give it the program batteries damnit I think I only have one battery right now this is no good and here we are back at like the school why do I keep getting like transported like to be school [ __ ] fine I'm telling you for that for weird principal it's gonna kick it out of you can't walk up you're a grown [ __ ] man you can't get up for a desk honest to god really teacher always asked to carry batteries it's a teacher of law apparently not okay well whatever I'm sorry I have to do this you should have loved me you should have helped me now he's reading said I thought he was a saying these things I'm so so sorry juicy video K but honestly how long does it take me to film this like I already got it I can move on I can move on it I look like sit here this whole time watch here we go yeah pick it up thank you okay love you look at that like scary [ __ ] oh [ __ ] before wait wait I'm back in fourth grade oh man back in the fourth grade this can't get any worse why is it turning into like a goofy Disney comedy man I'm back at my fourth-grade self crazy Fedor okay well as weird what's that this person to somebody sitting on the somebody sitting right there you're on camera if you do anything bad I'm going to put it on the Internet you know how this works you do something bad on camera don't do anything bad on camera you'll be publicly shamed authorized personnel only Oh No now I told you you should have done your homework um there's a lot of lame lame [ __ ] jokes tonight guys I gotta move let's go no batteries in this whole [ __ ] school how is that possible maybe they'll be in the men's room batteries bandages anything this is schooled like really there's one [ __ ] battery here that I can't even I grabbed God I was like so close this DV of just like I'm good this is like what happens when you're a little kid you're waiting for your favorite show to come on TV it's like a French TV about to come on like I can't write em she's like late again just like staring at the screen move it looks like the spore stream it really does it really is this forestry oh here we go here it comes whoa Trash Can can't open this cavernous bathroom someone's going to be install batteries nope there we go guys install there's something you've never do guys they never [ __ ] deal with [ __ ] the guys privacy no here we go here we go again okay the guys privacy oh well we got a battery that's good I'm so old I remember life before the internet was a weird place look good the internet really did change so many things think about it think about like the stuff that you and I like could do before the internet huh you know it's tough but last day of school senior year it turned around as I look back I wanted to film it is the last time I was going to see South Point High School maybe we'd meet again someday I opened the door to the snowy cold I think it's do one last look maybe one day I was thinking about being a teacher that might work although I have to go to school schools gonna be tough it's really cold out in like a blizzard right out I looked back Longmore dad and I don't know where the [ __ ] I was walking to oh boy I was looking to do a sense oh yeah oh oh my god in an avalanche laughing school suck oh my god here you make the answer no not a cutie didn't things oh we got a burst of her first friendly NPCs not yet well they'll do it if they find you out here come on who are you my name's Ethan what I mean Oh Oh God hundred dollars either you want my trying to kill you 100 bucks home I gotta listen to this cutscene hold on hold on unborn see too much to keep them safe but you're not one of those other ones the heretics say squat with my wife got skull and indeed cast out complain when I guys [ __ ] up my enemy was my Antichrist I understood rebellion kill the child there were a couple of friendly NPCs in the first game that turned out that weren't friendly at all I gave a chance to run spun their minions some stories I've been gifted with talk my whole life the Robin knows Jane Doe sorry your daughter she was eight months pregnant really about equality arrows out boys yeah what do you know you seen her it's why we came here is she all right arrows for that mission to tell me she's okay arrow through the head right now breathe do why would thank God Oh arrow and God bless you come on arrow through the head right now free okay he's gonna do you want me to go down to the cellar dude okay uh hey I know I just met you this is a real fucked-up town and all kinds of fucked-up [ __ ] is happening but you know you look like you hit your head go down and if I trap to a basement all right he's relaxed here I'll keep you safe hey told you rich stuff and he'll cretins goes for sure I told you like [ __ ] like go why would you trust this dude everyone is [ __ ] crazy I'm going to turn around it's going to be like full bodies down here first of all thank you to sneagle for the hundred bucks they say ten thousand cheer ten thousand German Mars thank you so much for the hundred [ __ ] dollars that's very kind of you 100 [ __ ] bucks from Smeagol thank you so much sigh sorry should I cry every time somebody gives me hunter dolls so I do that so just be like I love you that's way which is that way but I should do no let's go let's do it took advantage but it's all everyone's doing German Mars okay I see one tier hopefully of course no I don't want to devalue that then make it a joke so no okay this is my sleeping quarters it looks like so this is my butt this is vacation vlog now right so how would I do this if I was gonna do like a vacation vlog okay here we go I'm going to pretend like this is actually me doing this like them here comes my vlog ready it's as if like it's actually happening uh kind of dirty in here uh so we just landed the plane landed uh about maybe like an hour ago so we just want to get some food and just chill a weird candle I think it's like kind of funny that lifx it's like a [ __ ] weird candy this is weird like 17th century candle in here honey yeah that's crazy that's [ __ ] weird right oh yeah we landed like an hour so ago and we're going to get some sleep and get some food maybe a little bit later we're at we submitted to Disney World we've this is Airbnb somewhere in Disney and we're just really beat right now looking to get like just a little bit of shut-eye so we'll catch you guys in a few minutes when you see the next we're gonna be on a going to be doing teacups of Disney so that should be lots of fun just going to get the bed here dad's just gonna get like just get like comfortable and relax let me sleep this is like a negative ten dollar joke if you guys ever notice that that's like what everybody does that's wise vlogs and [ __ ] stupid they just say like oh yeah you don't get some food a minute just like chillin like tired gonna go dizzy tired food check back with me later see you soon tired Chloe activity at Hitler another activity time to go to bed Wow I'm hot nothing thanks I'm wasting my night here she got in here dangerous gospel - Raju where your abs are worth graphic you'll need help finding the demo over there I'm in here can you hear me open the latch dude I got a camera I can bash your skull it gotta get a shot of this this is going to go on [ __ ] National Geographic it's going to be like the front page of like Newsweek the front page of [ __ ] every news organization is going to be like there's a scary person wait a minute I think I can see through here I could have like to see in through this Oh Thursday right that's it Oh God there's the [ __ ] million dollar image [Music] I hope you find your daughter that's pretty [ __ ] strong [ __ ] he's a dude you kept her hot even though she thank you look I actually was a good guy damn now I like feel bad for saying all those awful things about them okay do you have anything in here I can take right I have a three bandage that one battery okay I guess I do not like battery right here good note that somebody else will read that later the adage L dislike your screenshot you can take wait [ __ ] stupid that woman or whatever she is beaten to death something about finding Lin something about a chapel there's no picture noise but I thought I know I saw it's enormous some sort of hillbilly Vatican how could all of this have been here it gonna be knows about it not possible tonight school by interesting storyline who cares all we care about it scares that's not true I care a lot story too just not really at all no let's go she don't lie um kind of no idea what the [ __ ] going no it's grandma grandma is going to take like a skinny dip what's she feeding the bird what are you doing it's not is it perfect and not always enough and the power of the brain not whatever I got to go off of that way so let's swim across cast a spell what spells do I have at my disposal I wish I could just cast like a fireball to be so [ __ ] awesome higher let's get going I'm running faster than I was before I'm like sprinting so fast got it what oh right yeah I wanna kill I've washed it all let's see what he says and right here I [ __ ] freaks I'll eat them nailed him to wood she was just kidding good timing showed the anger in my voice okay let's go the guy here it says here I'm smiling that's all that's happening is I'm smiling that's people behind me right now hurry to get this film come on come on come on just people right behind you with flashlights get it stones quick quick quick quick quick got it okay what we do with this guy what do I do with this guy is there like this guy's been like a hidden little path here right it's like a path or something right how do I sneak through do I open this gun [ __ ] get on this prone on the ground they won't see me she does not good there was like probably like a little play I got our film that's all the matters and the flashlights are this is Metal Gear Solid 3 they can't see you unless you're in like the flashlight see all these guys these guys don't have eyes they have flashlights so this little beam is where their eyes can see let's get away from the turn around good okay now where is the way to get through here I can't see anything right there I don't think so nothing on the left the right okay I can't do anything about this I can't like smash this whatever there we go Freddie I knew there had to be something right Audio audio audio put on the audio where is he my MA is he gonna [ __ ] up my audio goddammit this guy in the background I can't edit him out I was going to [ __ ] up my footage god batteries can't carry anymore bandages well I'm just going to deal them the chapel somebody there will know where they've taken with apparently them last week oh no they all came out they all came out they all came out of the [ __ ] corn the children of the [ __ ] corn cover the job I respond [Music] that was the best movement for my part that was the bad [ __ ] movin thought I was going to get caught right there nope German on 85 in quotes the speedster doesn't get [ __ ] caught he goes right where he needs to go about any issues at all can't get in here I guess I can't get in the tub okay batteries no I can hide in the sludge I don't to hide the slugs right now right here when these [ __ ] doors open none of these windows open what the hell man of [ __ ] can I get I wish I could - my camera - this guy's head I definitely can't do that though I think I can jump on the roof and I hope I can open no can't open this window definitely it up here like I would assume I can get up here right I can't make it up there how are you how's it possible you can't jump up baby there's a way to the barn yeah I know but like you know [ __ ] it I don't skate enough this guy doesn't get up okay what is he holding Hey gracious I've got electric you might see what the [ __ ] my seat was just electrocuted what the [ __ ] was that ah somebody - somebody must like prank me and put an electrocution device in my seat what the hell was that oh my like whole body hurts right now [ __ ] geez what's happening uh I can't press W a s or D what did I do w cuff I can't press tell you say SP pressing cover you but lock my place somebody short-circuited my computer I told you the [ __ ] electricity like went through the computer I might have to I just have to like reload the game hold on give me a second let me reload outlast I'm sure that's not going to happen again okay hold on okay I don't know what I did but when I press W like Windows 10 opens up a new menu I don't I don't know what I've done I don't uh hold on I can't be a second I'll be right back I didn't figure out what I just did I just got [ __ ] electrocuted give me a second you we're you okay hi let's get back let's get back to it uh-huh okay hopefully that works I [ __ ] royally [ __ ] it up okay where's my Oh No Oh God honest to god I don't know when I like press any buttons like what f1 like I I don't even know what's going on what did what could I possibly pressed like what in Windows 10 makes like pressing W open up Windows Inc workspaces anybody know what the [ __ ] I did like if I press D it like minimizes everything a opens up action center like what did I do how do I [ __ ] turn this off what is what is it like when I press W it opens up Windows Inc workspace I can't even use the computer right now the window is key ctrl or alt no windows no yes what is it no I don't have the window windows keys not pressed there's like a something really weird is going on backspace oh okay yeah yeah yeah that was back with Bette [ __ ] you Windows 10 like what the [ __ ] you press backspace and it makes all your keys wait a minute what happened okay so we're good where did he go I don't know I don't I I have no idea like why that exists but here we go outlast 2 let's get back to it huh move out getting some things up here there we go loud sorry about that sorry it's gonna be [ __ ] stop Wow the game very loud game that's better okay yeah like I got electrocuted so bad that it like [ __ ] up on computer like I seriously like honest to god like I'm going to find out we [ __ ] did that and like you're a big trouble man you're in deep [ __ ] when I found out who [ __ ] like put like a device like the like rigged up to like an electrocution thing that like zapped me trying to like stream a game you know what I mean like [ __ ] you I'm trying to stream a game I'm trying to like work that's like I'm thinking about it more and more now like I'm getting more aggravated by that I'm trying to work and you think it's like funny to prank me by like just putting a device hooked up to the chair and shocking me I could have [ __ ] died unbelievable some people have no [ __ ] respect for somebody else's body he's not going to let somebody [ __ ] Satan face me again okay we're good is this guy again there's a battery behind him he just like did a [ __ ] weird movement what the [ __ ] was that he's going to come after me like right now watch that guy everybody watch that guy because he's coming out cigarettes spaghetti thank you for the 10 bucks what are you some kind of right headphone only streamer I know I'm trying I'm trying to remember we got a save point right here and we're going to hide right here literally underneath the table got to go hot to go deeper we're gonna go deep but just like a little just like a dog that like is scared of like just like a scared dog from thunder [ __ ] you buddy should've paid attention idiot so to pay more attention you've been [ __ ] a it now I'm going to go like this a 1/2 and 1/2 stupid but some of my hair and my hair sucks there's nothing there's nothing to be up with my hair just sucks is this microphone which we get all that get all that info oh boy I had to sneeze oh well sneeze that's what that was just got a little tickle on the nose not a big deal [Music] look we get Simpsons character when I do this book Simpsons character is a [ __ ] ugly one you know I didn't skip Friday I was wearing it to go so let's go this way battery homer that's the darkest old enemy if I've ever seen one everybody judge you guys know everything is dark poke everything is dark matter what it is I need to film this now that's what saying this thing this for you nevermind ain't doing that thing this would have what an entertainer will sing this like entertainment huh I have to have this on you no I don't want to car headlights if he could keep blowing this giant [ __ ] horn man that's getting annoying that you're attending anybody else with me well I mean if I can go down here well there's a good thing I came down here cuz is battering here and a dead guy a headless dead guy high priest the next dream lair alright here we go first boss they come first okay okay I guess I failed it the first boss the first boss was the whole the giant holes gold does still remember that I picked up the [ __ ] battery that's all I care about okay [ __ ] about anything else good movie first of all since gravity well I was I was in filming something where am i filming here [ __ ] was that what does it want me to well I'm not going to move I don't know what wants me to film what does it want me to film here the sense all right pretty good Fred's yeah save that one I want to know what the [ __ ] that was for the teacher once told me that the music of birds was proof that God exists loves us that was every art film you will ever watch in your life take away all the context get rid of all the scary monsters are like the weird cult religious type [ __ ] you just watch every art film you will ever see this time I just called on okay so that all right flashlights is no no can't go this way sure I have to go this way can I jump up here I don't think those stuck in the [ __ ] tree now not really game don't put in here up here I would a moment ago up here if I can't as a Ledge birds on the table talking about a live stream here guys all right got it I was so angry about that that would have really really made me angry if I didn't make that jump out and come be livid that's going like the spooky cave here we go I hope that one's gonna throw up there's another little spooky entrance keep going keep God just like it Super Mario 64 holy [ __ ] that's elaborate see what he has to say about it she said she did it to herself he said he was protecting you I love that final last second like superzoom Church this really does remind me of Resident Evil some kind of Resident Evil's for I'm getting lots of Resident Evil 4 by the bush I had like a handgun I already look filmed all this [ __ ] all right okay uh we'll jump into here oh don't scare me like that every time go to the altar let me in the altar are you doing that I'm going to get [ __ ] safety faced batteries batteries no somebody's t-shirt that's not a t-shirt that is a decayed person okay I thought it was a t-shirt oh just a standard straight up red tee I'm going to fast load on another red t-shirt god Fred Lynn oh god tape get it don't get her favor she ain't even there look at my mind my characters going the same batteries no no okay go oh I can't go yes I'm 30 says here I drag out like a banana and I said chop seven I could see your chocolate bars gonna go clear later Mikey feeling like teen decide hey guys it's really just [ __ ] art film I can't go down there I need to like be careful here yeah I can't see either need some batteries batteries batteries that's correct don't let them get me I'm gonna play Jabba epic sure they won't get you I'm here for you guys so the prime the proxy so many monsters come out to come to get you you know what I mean I get my seen somebody [ __ ] get ready and I'm saying [ __ ] if it seems fast moving like that and [ __ ] Taekwondo I took Taekwondo one number one thing I learned you know what I'm saying [ __ ] that gonna get you they got to go through mate ever seen [ __ ] movement like that in your life go here flashlight battery save battery three times till someone battery Jew get a battery juice I do that too early did that too early when it's okay well I'm convinced as LL he's the audio device yeah okay more reading more children so they're like dig feel like this is a dastardly [ __ ] village man unlock and open sure now we're going up the stair isn't the scary [ __ ] hollow everybody knows what's going to happen see Ted doesn't look dead he's going to get up and watch this he's going to get up damn Illuminati you know what I mean just [ __ ] Illuminati like taking over [ __ ] up I want you to block this door for some reason check them preemptively oh that's apparently not these guys going to stand up I'm going to come upstairs I'm just going to get ready for it right the batteries and [ __ ] man I'm like not paying that much attention to that I need to really start to pay attention document storage prophet Ezekiel liar charlatan temple to gout addict coward rapists child killer those are not synonyms this is not as the Thor this is not a thesaurus that's let's [ __ ] up so we're going to put it up okay like it was just was just words for a second and then I got like really big I've really [ __ ] up can I open open the [ __ ] door man good guy right there where you going guys like sprinting batteries nothing come on you're not doing me a solid here game nothing over here really there's no way there's nothing over there come on like what wait to pull not push it wasn't clearly [ __ ] labeled on the door up there don't give me [ __ ] when it's not clearly labeled when I go to a store and you know sometimes that happens you push the door and it's like boom and you [ __ ] run into it and [ __ ] looks like if it's not clearly labeled clearly [ __ ] label your doors idiots see that's that post that said pull I know what to do there right and it activate the generator wherever the [ __ ] that is God can be like down here and I'll give you all over the place is really a nightmare oh okay I have to go down here and activate the generator and get scared just get chased by the scary lady with the side can't wait nice guys are staring into the camera and Knox is perfect and not even with MCS not you know just keep talking that's okay just keep talking why I'm gonna go in here I'm just practicing my singing boy is it good yeah I just don't see how high I can go that might be an elevator and also good meter if I got stuff to practice did he get it it's pretty good I'm auditioning for a play tomorrow so sometimes lately I'm weird like that sometimes I just snap into like likes music career because I have a very successful music fishing career I need to like to be practicing at all times you don't open that door I got it but if what the dudes playing cards over there I need the weights of her nice keep [ __ ] go come on ladies okay go [ __ ] yourself [Music] anybody in here better not be close the [ __ ] door no batteries in here come on no batteries still what kind of game is this [ __ ] from software you look better job next time from software [ __ ] clean your nails nothing okay all I did was just block myself it I was going to be a head really figured it was going to be like a battery underneath here apparently not no battery under the dresser guys I call top bunk label your [ __ ] doors none of you people have iPhones how can you own [ __ ] how can you own a hosted on an iPhone but not like a bunch of double-a batteries get on our since like we all have [ __ ] iPhones and let lay yet nobody you got a guitar but you don't have battery un-fuckin'-believable you have a guitar but you have batteries for the guitar and I didn't I didn't want to do that I did not want to do this but I'm doing it apparently get a second legs on top of her god dammit god dammit god dammit oh my god I just like lit it on top of the girl I gotta hide open label your doors uh ah grandmas in here ah grandmas in here label your [ __ ] door that might be an element up there isn't it I don't even [ __ ] care Oh scary oh look out for the lady [ __ ] off ter just get to the [ __ ] generator I'm going to go buy all the scripted [ __ ] cutscenes and just go to the generator wherever that okay I got it off the garage so I could offer the garage the [ __ ] right now I'd have to Oscar the Grouch that's great hey is he gone I think it's up there I think fine whatever generator generator generator come on this looks like a garage it has to be like in here somewhere right generator this is the grandmom room okay not in here don't walk towards grandma walk up the stairs are you some kind of dumb idiot don't be an idiot generator power generator room got it now where's the generator which generator rex on Disney XD Papa yet there's no batteries anyway like there's way less batteries in this game than any element label your [ __ ] doors don't start this yet I'm going to start this and it's going to here is already here you already I'm going to pull the button and it's going to go independent we go that's got to be yes I can find my way back to the elevator there you go ha I'm doing exercises all right if I exercise for the day just a few exercises Meredith okay I'm like goodbye cardio to God come dude move you [ __ ] move you [ __ ] we I'm sorry say 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 11 until your [ __ ] door [ __ ] in my mouth [ __ ] in my muffins I'm upstairs I'd like to [ __ ] in my mouth took off my penis don't make me do the [ __ ] whole thing again thank God I'm just going to run you know this is all scripted events all these things are scripted what if you just run [ __ ] by the person that's scary you're not going to have time to be scared you're not going to hide that you did the game ran out of time sorry you game you ran at a time sorry video game you read at a time you thought you were going to scare me you playing at a time you're scripted event ran at a time honey sorry sorry your event ran at a time now what it worked if I didn't get [ __ ] his I'm gonna do that again I'm gonna bronzer just need to go right look down here safe safe get up because we're gonna do possibly garage where did you go this is a good there you go Oscar the [ __ ] Grouch guide ladies and gentlemen get in the crash can Sesame Street Oscar why would you come over here and look at the trash game excuse me that's gonna be a joke get out of here kid she actually came right over to the trash can here we go I'm gonna go around turn to the right where is she I don't know [Applause] always a little block we're clear down what else Zack Remo why is grandma dead talk to d2 r2d2 yeah doing my r2d2 impression okay rip off the flanks look at the way I'm like looking leaning in there nothing nothing nothing go go go just ha ha ha got you [ __ ] I got you you got [ __ ] scared that I just got grabbed by a monster Gary stop stretching my back my back needs to be stretched ah [ __ ] I was trying to break into the school I got all [ __ ] up an event know that I was just trying to go get my report card so I could change the grades on it so my mom wouldn't be [ __ ] mad at me I want to get myself but see instead of a D because C is at least like reputable enough where you're not going to get in trouble by your fares or maybe you will but you won't get in too much trouble live with your [ __ ] doing Oh monsters and sea monsters in my school what a [ __ ] great RL Stein book this would be hey it has a jacket in there okay the music box whatever the helmet says why would I do this the jack-in-the-box is going to come out and scare everybody it's gonna be a scary clown it's going to be like dint didn't been I've used these before you're not going to jump scare me with a [ __ ] clown machine that did even nothing that happened what a [ __ ] Vincent Price in the background like laughing darkness falls across land creatures crawl in search of blood to terrify your neighborhood I know you fight to stay alive your body starts to quiver because you cannot define the magic of the Thrilla here we come you think I knew that whole thing did you that all jammed understand I'm glad that did [ __ ] nothing yep those are the lyrics haha too [ __ ] hard my guess what am I supposed to do I'm just moving the projector around okay right oh hey is the person don't worry I'll climb through the window why so darling you guys and I find [ __ ] you guys you think he's so funny you thought you liked this like scary like you've read setup I had here now we're gonna go with [ __ ] every movie you've ever seen but it was filmed one a digital camera no I look like [ __ ] right now we're going back to what we work they leave this time I can hide in the light now it won't look like such a [ __ ] murderer I have it's been wasting battery this whole time by the way [ __ ] idiot what is this oh no it's really quiet though I don't like that filming Adam that's what videotaped this person hanging themselves I'm [ __ ] really [ __ ] up and move the TV Oh God all right all right all right hold on out last one was like you're in a mental asylum hospital and there's all these scary creepy people and [ __ ] there's a lot of scary stuff and a lot of weird experiments don't put monsters in these game like what you had me with the whole like religious cult thing and now there's like [ __ ] gigantic monsters would that wrap tentacles around you and eat you like because I got me this come on what is this this is like a Resident Evil game now outlast 2 4 at attempt last well we're gonna pose the bird labeled or doors go jump off it's a [ __ ] random radiator jump over it hey everybody everybody go don't you [ __ ] idiot he's not behind me of these is just crawling behind buffet we're all gonna go out here going all in here come on don't even they can't be all come in here with me what the [ __ ] why do they go in here what he's not going to be still here which way do I go left to right right and I have to heal too he's still right behind me course he is go it would be nice if you could go please no hello I would love it if you would get the [ __ ] up now and run and heal I don't even I don't know where the [ __ ] I'm supposed to be going that's the problem where where was I supposed to go where was the actual end goal I don't know battery [ __ ] me I'm going to do some football moves through like a quarterback in NFL [ __ ] running back 9 8 9 85 like where the [ __ ] was I supposed to even go where are you supposed to even go like where the [ __ ] are you supposed to go / well my deposed it burns break where are you supposed to go like I get cold go go go yeah and then I go in the [ __ ] cellar go in the cellar drop down gohan ha ha Gohan not like where do I go show them they same gold take okay so now back it like the well but whether wherever the [ __ ] was the goal is the end goal I don't know what the end goal was supposed to be does anybody know what the [ __ ] end goal was here like I don't I don't know like back in the well no I honestly just don't know what the end goal was like this way faster way off red opposed it burned the stores open by uh I guess I'll go in here ah what are you doing I guess I supposed to go this way in the flesh well we read the boys it burned come so we in the fire okay hugs batteries let [ __ ] decide something coming in this door right now I gotta hide it oh [ __ ] Gandhian like little toys bed I gotta get it under a [ __ ] bunk bed right now there's no way a grown man sits under this bed by the way like not a chance okay go close the [ __ ] door there is no door there's no door of course there's no door why would there be a door to close behind me to make sure I didn't die and there's nothing else in here to open this okay do you think you can open this door [ __ ] don't open the door begone I already battery I don't have any [ __ ] batteries left fantastic and I don't see anything I hear people get into closet now somebody right there he's a guy upstairs there here we go ready go this guy wasn't making any [ __ ] noise where the [ __ ] do I go right now she's right there dammit like how am I supposed to even know what a [ __ ] this guy is right now I did this last time and he wasn't even in this room just go we got to go he's over there I really really get I'm getting annoyed by the whole [ __ ] backwards/forwards door [ __ ] by the way where do I go from here straight to here and then through here I gotta move it you [ __ ] idiot that wasn't even [ __ ] down here Oh God like good luck I guess just like the game is not good by the way I don't know where the hell they [ __ ] lost their charm from the first one to the second one this is not even close to being as good as the first one was there's the outside Hey just change the bail I don't [ __ ] care and like I like lost this guy apparently recipe for seven all right it's really there's no it's like well I like the danger and this one seems to just be like irritating not like scary the guy just like fun he's is right here would you just please go away for a minute please you still this in here you can't still be in the room are you if he's in this room still like going to come on like bleep man I'm going for it like what do you put the what weather what the [ __ ] move it can I not like squeeze through this way what the [ __ ] are you doing here as it goes the other way well that's just freaking fantastic person is alive a live person no yeah that's what that person's life label your dresses for crying out loud they would guess this is where the magic happens chairs for an audience to watch I only saw her afterwards I couldn't have no there's a video cut off we didn't hear what he said I'm gonna wait but you're gonna wait for part two to know what he had to say she's going to get up and freak out and [ __ ] and start screaming and I'm gonna get scared no I'm not it was a [ __ ] straight face cream straight face dream [ __ ] this I was going to say the same exact thing I was gonna say what the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] don't fall all right you said hey you guys heard the music he's the note like this a good time for this back out into the Resident Evil for town resident evil for except you don't have guns let's do it outlast 2 : Resident Evil 4 but you don't have guns like yeah and why where was this guy what in the name of God get up the stairs you [ __ ] dummy yah yah yah yah yah yah yah crawl through go on you can do it I know you could do it and you have to have to jump jump ah this is just a series a series of like [ __ ] going into houses and jumping off right is this the way to go I have no [ __ ] idea I don't even know I've heard of it I don't I don't know I don't know I we're going this way apparently this is just go in house get out of how it's going house again jump off balcony going house am I getting attacked right now oh that was just like a scary thing did I miss [Music] nowhere now where we go in this house no not in that house can't go in that house in window with what are you this is this is just a different [ __ ] dump anybody [ __ ] scared yet or is everybody just like this is [ __ ] sub [Music] but you [Music] we had totally straight bass right now because we've just this is just this was just I don't find of that just as lie as so far this is way worse the person there we go [Music] here we go Oh God I was I'm not like citizens Oh like I'm not like scared of any of it it's just like this is just annoying like this is if this doesn't scare me it's just like I just run away from the Annoying guys you're losing me outlast 2 really starting to lose me like come on now you losing me here guys going to get up is the teacher the school that I was in when I was younger once it [ __ ] I think I like burn this church down in my music are we going to go on like back to like the school thing again don't be afraid you're going to heaven I'm not afraid it's just this backwards and forwards thing it's like half the doors are backwards half the door isn't forward that is a cheap trick to make you [ __ ] get stuck in the rooms when you're getting chased cheap trick I know plenty of magicians that do cheap tricks from software come on there's no pain in heaven - from software yeah I don't know every game is made by from software oh ok out here I guess oh I hope that was the right way to go I think it was there was ok I get over there goddamn I get over there I don't know and hopefully this is not a Last Guardian thing over again The Last Guardian when I like couldn't figure it out is that a battery no it's not a piece of paper full reading material and I got to push this my god do I plan on playing pray um probably not on stream although it looks it does look fairly fun this person again and then like the left or right gonna go this way I need batteries anybody has any that'd be really helpful he was shocked shocked me right now I don't need that it was battery better he's better advantage I don't leave and as a new battery well [ __ ] documents around this house I guess where doesn't open I can't get in any of these doors it's like a little hole to go in clothesline okay I'm sick of seeing the same wooden fences I got around her apparently though did I I don't even know I got back to here with an anvil I see a battery I mean I don't I don't know again I'm gonna like sneak in here and like grab the document without her and look at him like sneak into mom's room and steal like money out of her purse just read this I gonna read that here okay bye mom see ya it was fun hold on just like speak it out at her she's always time to read some other itself all the time I can't get through here yeah I go this way maybe I would take a guess I think I'm did I go in here already and now you can go in here I don't remember every single [ __ ] thing looks exactly the same in this [ __ ] game seriously I'm from I straight in the house fairly or over here don't know Twitter [ __ ] maze got another battery that's a good thing yeah I've read this already I have no idea damn it look how you supposed to scare me in this [ __ ] not scary irritating shitty game like I'm not even in Merstham are just walking around in circles looking at [ __ ] wood there's no way I'm gonna get scared now I just call this a shitty it's not addressed it's not a shitty game this is not good no it's not a bad game it's just a really really bad [ __ ] game it's just it's just I've been doing this for like two and a half hours I'm like running but I've been like running around looking at wood for two hours no no no no no no no no no no people chat yes don't don't do that that would not be good if you lunch and playing the game that I want to get it ruined no spoilers is a spoiler you're like a [ __ ] woodworker because that would be like it really on earth are you doing anyway I don't know what the [ __ ] to do there's no I'm getting scared now remember well I mean like that just like walking around in circles like this is this is not like a this is not scary this is like bogus I remember I remember when I was like oh how the [ __ ] am I going to get back there I don't know guys where I came from just brush feet I'm just like turned around everything's dark I already went in the hole in the fence just get back out around here letting I got a bad like I wish there was a way to like to make it feel like hey you've been you've been doing this for like [ __ ] 20 minutes now don't use battery anymore try turning it off and turning it on again okay well right here I don't even [ __ ] care I was running over the [ __ ] thing just trying to do my job lady and now I know why all this [ __ ] exists right now I know why the hole in the fence exists [Music] what the [ __ ] was that she can she see me when I do this you can [Music] gather you stupid [ __ ] game you zero out of ten game you [ __ ] two at a [ __ ] ten game [Music] oh wow you got sweet you just start enough engine [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] stop by simply I don't make this job go to bed don't have to go to bed I don't know your God wants from me lady we're at it we made it hey we made it right off of the tricycle oh no there's somebody that is dead person I keep hearing the same oblivion opening inventory scream well there we go we made it to the church dirty-ass a chapel and chapel is supposed to be sanctuary good one letter all right we go into the chapel we go anybody drop any batteries on their way out anybody have like a spare iPhone I know it's going okay into the door backward not forward I hope somebody's in the confession booth can I go into confession booth and like explain my sin now he's can hide Oh God Judith florist my name is Blake yeah tiger my name's Blake the father I'm not anybody's father I just killed me you have to kill me okay no it's coming back with Maris he'll hurt her adult talk if you kill me he won't have reason to hurt her please how do I kill him they're like spin the wheel of death me videotape into death maybe that'll help we set the button thrown and what you can stay alive for now family no apparently not proposed to pick them up like put up in that torture device who bore him to death oh here he comes Oh know about it sadly amongst the skull areas like the fat frog I woman unburden bite and imagine it comes I won't be having any of this I walked out of the door and I bumped my head on the ceiling with the [ __ ] with that you have to watch you have to watch barely you can't get stopped in the name of the law then of a days remember Tyler's your age she's gonna this really is like a play about movement all not the actions of a woman unburdened by an immaculate comes as you you clean it he can't believe you oh no they're gonna get a good view oh god no no no no I got time to [ __ ] so in what is that guys there I thought the guys walked up to the [ __ ] hablar skal all right let me ask you God hate vanity so do i the outside of woman has this world's destruction my handlers crew drivers like going out there the beam father is escaped fuel bear for a year before Tom we have only these few hours to find her and kill her and save this paradise from Hell everlasting there is he where did Val take off they're gonna do the stretch machine honors for you Jews I'll make the woman scream aah [Music] tell them the wounded hoppers the Antichrist you really [ __ ] let this happen dude Donny I love it through the mind of the mountain Mary cracked without a servant of mine you'll never get her back now before the birth we cannot fail the world dies Hey he's like Justin's like popping him ah oh my god well can I come out now that was actually that was the threat was a pretty decent like I'm gonna hit you in the chest but I don't actually hurt you they're working together with a [ __ ] two mice I try I tried to save these people like [ __ ] five times guys the game wouldn't let me save them not good [ __ ] again really open the [ __ ] door open it open door and go quicker oh I don't even know where I'm running through right now where am I supposed to run to it's like crack up a jump I just went off a [ __ ] jump I would have a person jump nice-lookin racing games open it that's [ __ ] so stupid ah go pull up the [ __ ] camera what what a goddamn joke man seriously it's like this [ __ ] film cow Oh push words what upwards push forwards for which we're gonna push what a [ __ ] game mechanics okay well no what's the way you have to push the door half the time it's forward not the time it's [ __ ] backwards God like eat my [ __ ] ass game seriously those were for undead runners backwards Oh I'm gonna have to jump again just like I know but I di but sometimes doesn't work let's have to grab the door and then it's [ __ ] late let's go of it sometimes I'll press click and he'll like alright let go where am I what about them did I make it we're even am i over here [ __ ] piece of wheat hurt me razor-sharp wheat in these [ __ ] lands delighted ah [ __ ] cactus did you cactus it's a cactus the cactus are you serious it was a cactus all along un-fuckin'-believable that's unbelievable how do I climb this I'm getting like nauseous looking at this cactus stupid-ass little holes like get throw to the - somewhere get your [ __ ] outta ya open the door please it's the same lady gonna be upset it's the same lady no it's like somebody with a baby not even a real baby it's gonna be one of these like weird baby doll things okay like I can't do fatigue so I have to go around it you can turn on a grab a right 3 2 1 action and walk this [ __ ] door no they don't how would you know why do they know where I am i high didn't like the basin everything in here I can't I don't think I can do anything about I've window apparently I'm going to run into somebody because I'm going through a cornfield right behind you what do you mean right behind you I can't even see this is good like where am I going straight ahead to the streetlight all right I made it to the streetlight as long as my character battery the windmill jazz the windmill I know it's not a windmill like yeah I know close the door no batteries in here and this noise is not going to work if I can hear the this was going to make all the noise just kind of beep okay that would kill me if I do that I've already understand grab me by the chef throw me around it's fine white something in there maybe why is everything so dark stop the windmill oh sorry forgot to take the headphones PD Wow getting to where I'm getting that [ __ ] headache right now guys get anywhere vote headphones it's more expensive than Wi-Fi on a plane well thank you for the 10 bucks spaghetti thank you for the 10 bucks twice but I know I can lock the doors but like who cares like it doesn't doesn't even matter I know I can lock the doors but like I say it don't even [ __ ] matter there's not for the situation with that like I've gotten this far turn it down all right the boys like the thing to put this in I'm in here and I like stop it in there or something I don't know I can't I can't do it weird like this devices mechanism I hear a person the person in the room now the guy with a flashlight in the room Larry does I gonna do it there's a [ __ ] groundskeeper comes upon me first he nice cats bet you don't worthy go we're going this way I knew it for the fury of the Lord was upon me oh great when he's gonna come upstairs I like [ __ ] dropkick this guy I'm dead yeah no I'm not Wing Chun so dad listen to where it is now [ __ ] you there's gotta be one sound like I know I don't I don't I don't I don't even know like anymore is it Frank I I think I might be done I think I might be done with resident evil [ __ ] ate I like I'm like so Arizona I don't even remember where I [ __ ] got the crane here's a guy they're like still have the crank I don't even know they did items that from where I picked I don't even [ __ ] remember apparently had a spill wait I need to turn that crank can't just install it you need to turn it that should do the trick all right once I get through these doors or when I get to the next point god damn it slide underneath go that just actually started with my first e not yeah that's the only chair you guys going to get me getting stuff for the door open down here around the corner all right thank point come on get it let's get of a random clock in the sky item sludge all right I'm gonna take I'm taking a break I will see you dudes let me just be like saving eggs again I gotta take a break this games hurting my brain and it's not even unscary know anyone mind by Arthur out last two five and a half out of ten [ __ ] you like scary games maybe you'll like it five point nine out of ten there you go there's your laser review maybe like a six and a half if you really like the whole setting there's a five point one at a ten anyways guys I will wait wave to the person in the background take care I'll see you guys tomorrow you might have a different plan tomorrow I'm not sure we're going to play outlast 2 anymore it's got like a solid it's got like a solid thumbs down and thumbs up it's like this I mean it's like a it's a good game game sucks but like it's fun five five is average a failing grade but Oh God cheese all right well guys take care I will see you guys tomorrow we'll get it we'll get something going tomorrow a new computer I don't flee the stream look to go to the stream look good like how I always liked the quality good I'm sure baby looks a little better maybe maybe but yeah take care guys see you tomorrow have a good rest you night you really get $100 when my streams turning off are you crazy thank you I love donuts with $100 all right I ever get $100 thank you have a good rest you die good bye thank see you later thank you for the hundred bucks oh my god thank you bye you

Channel: Ster/Jerma Stream Archive

Views: 50,712

Rating: 4.9356437 out of 5

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Id: uha0HAAdKZw

Length: 183min 46sec (11026 seconds)

Published: Fri May 12 2017