Jerma Streams - King of Retail

hello hi yes sorry i apologize to everybody it is 4 20 it's 20 minutes later and the two hour later delay that i gave you earlier today and i apologize for that i'm very sorry i'm battling a headache i know that's like the easiest excuse to get out of anything but it's true i have i've had a headache weed is legal please it's been legal in las vegas for like three years what hello how are you i haven't seen you guys in a while this is longer than i uh ever anticipate you'll have to wait for a stream even being once a week andy does not mean once every 10 days andy i'd rather be six or seven days pops but there's been a lot going on and very soon very soon we'll be able to talk about it so lots of exciting stuff let's just say that august and september holy that's all i'm going to say let's go yeah let's go holy what do you say why why are you streaming it's thursday you seem like the kind of guy that can sneeze on command it took a long time to learn how to do that countless hours studying people let's go yeah let's go today this is not going to be a short stream by the way i'm going to play king of retail this is a game that looks really good i'm very excited for it you make your own store you sell products it's like a chores game and you know that's what i do here that's like what i play but yeah this ain't gonna be like we've done like three to four hour streams the last three or four streams that's not going to happen today even if king of retail gets boring if i don't like it if i'm like okay i had my fill we still have i mean we've got the 2020 olympics game video game that's incredibly important that we play that i don't know if it's today but we'll see i've played papers please i have uh i've got to the point of papers please where i can't play it anymore because once you incorporate more than four documents i physically cannot play the game i can't do it i actually can't do it i always play papers please until you get to four documents and i talk about how much fun it is and then i don't do it and i skip it oh yeah i'm ready to go i should eat a whopper i'll leave whatever i want all right king of retail make sure the face cam is not on because all right we're good there it is this king of retail we're gonna do new manager create a manager and get ready to conquer the world of retailing all right let's go first name should be me or should be somebody else who should be this is a unity game yeah every game nowadays is a unity game it's free to license it's cheap and it's easy to use all right i used to say the same thing and then i realized holy like this this is like actually like really good for independent developers don't you have to pay like 40 percent of your entire life savings to be able to use unreal or something what's the licensing fee for unreal it's something crazy right unity's not free well i'm making that up then 40 of your soul oh unreal is free too after a million dollars they take a ten percent cut as a developer who uses unreal i have to correct you all right then yeah correct me all right yeah i'm completely corrected and it's even got green text it's got green text i don't i feel like that's what would happen if you like character melded me and elon musk together now never mind now it's me and ella now it is i like this one so far like that one yeah oh whatever i say the name wrong elon ellen is elon elon elon ellen elon elon whatever i kind of like that i can't even really make mr green all right we can change in the character's name because it can't even be mr green it's going to be like it's got to be a more tame version of mr green that's even worse there's a character from a children's book john sale cousin green cousin green i think that might be worse than the last one yo who can't this guy is just a this is a side character it doesn't matter all right that's fine are you happy with this manager yes i am let's go all right single store mode campaign mode or business school as the owner of a new store do you have what it takes to expand your customer base and make a profit work for other companies and earn enough money to found your own and go from managing a small store to large retail chains can you dominate the city learn about the game so this tutorial just go flunk out of business school this is tutorial all right you know you're you know you're like not doing so well as a professor when you pump fake crowd sound into your into your class he doesn't have to do this i'm the only person that signed up for business 101 welcome to all of you please talk to the instructor to participate in one of our classes please be quiet during the lectures if you have a question please raise your hand and yes stupid questions do exist i have a stupid question where are all the people know your area art course shut up oh there we go thank you know your area oh god what the is this to to run a successful store you want to know more about the city and the customers that reside in it each city consists of a unique mix of customers they're categorized into the following segments fashion high low and wealth low high so fashion low wealth low is farmer fashion low wealth high is techy fashion high wealth low is student is this how we're measured the kind of clothing we wear what wealth high fashion high is celebrity where do you sit on the political compass test uh hipster techie accountant celebrity oh dude i got celebrity on the political compass test okay so yeah i get it as you can see the chart shows what each segment looks for when they go shopping are they quality or money oriented and how important is it that the article is in fashion click to share your results click share i got hipster in the political compass test what will you get zero likes zero retweets zero replies as if i did that it would be zero likes zero retweets zero replies you understand that's essentially an ad that people have to scroll by no one looks at those not one person it's an annoying twitter ad a pie chart of the population could look like this armor pensioner student ecologist labor hipster techie accountant and celebrity there's a lot of celebrities that live in this town damn in the chart you can see that this city mainly has a low income population so your assortment of articles should primary consistent articles of the lower price range okay customer flows the various segments also have different shopping patterns so the peak hours of for farmers and students may be different during a given day but the peak hours for farmers in a workday compared to the weekday will also vary weekends are in general busier than work days well wouldn't i have to have the store open at like four o'clock in the morning because farmers get up really early on your computer you can see statistics say whatever don't forget about article saturation when you sell articles the market will get saturated with those articles the more you sell an article the fewer customers will require it i just realized i'm just standing up here in front of the classroom reading this no one's teaching me anything these are these saturations are averaged out over several days to tackle this you can occasionally switch your focus to different articles all right all right this is important though we got to know this you're standing up on the desk all right this is important just hold on when customers go shopping they have various needs for the different categories a customer's need is the most important factor when they go shopping if a customer has a big need they're willing to compromise a lot for the right article whatever reputations all right just like don't have like rat everywhere and people will be happy the story's a reputation with individual customer segments there's a reputation for selling the various article groups when customers go look i'm just gonna i'm just gonna sell like white t-shirts and like sandals that's the um everyone can buy that that's in fashion for everybody each time you sell something your reputation goes up and if a customer leaves angry and disappointed reputation goes down okay before you start buying articles for your store you might want to investigate the type of city that you are in this in first place if it's available all right yo teach what is it lunch should i do the other stuff oh there's a lot know your article managing your articles influencing your customers the art of selling i already know how to do this managing staff this is a lot this is a lot i think i have to i gotta read at least the first three of these okay everybody relax know your article i'm just gonna i'm gonna skip through it i'm gonna do exactly like i did when i was in high school in college i'm going to read like two sentences and then get like a d on the test but still be fine and pass all of your articles have various base parameters that make them unique price score fashion got it all right quality design and luxury got it all categories of a city average price to see if an article is either expensive or cheap customers will compare it to the average price by decreasing or increasing the price you can adjust how attractive articles are to certain groups okay quality score quality of an article if it's a very high quality then all right article fashion this explains how stylish an article is this is this is the blue line is stylish a farmer on the other hand doesn't mind the fashionability but doesn't want to pay extra okay luxury this is for like the celebrities right high luxury effort to sell it was easy what that was the class this professor sucks i could have googled this this all right managing your articles just wait i'm not only i'm gonna do it i need to know what to do stop it guys fine you go sleep go sleep in the back i'm up at the front learning okay if you want to sleep then sleeping on your desk whatever between the moment you order articles and the moment the customer takes them home the article usually goes through the following phases it has to be delivered they don't take it from the store they just point at it and then i deliver it to them okay when your unit arrives they're prepared to the warehouse okay after one of the articles or the delivery units you need to unpack them got it minimum storage system to make things easier you have access to multiple systems on your computer one of them is storage okay let's just go fail five businesses and like figure it out you know what i mean all right i'll be all right stop shouting i'm trying to sleep before fifth period f you're gonna get an f all right so you have to store stuff you have to order stuff things have to be delivered with the flow there's a flow i got it all right all right i think i'd be all right i think i get the the general concept of the game let me see if there's anything else important here let's go let's go i'm ready let's go if i need to figure it out i'll figure it out how do i leave college all right new manager wait no no load manager wait did i just go to school and that's it how's in green okay load why isn't it from close all right let's do campaign mode let's go forward campaign new game message from city hall dear retailer from what we have heard you are interested in running your own company in our city before you can do that you must come to us to prepare the essentials we'd also like to offer some advice on how to get it off to a solid start and what the city has to offer you know you can navigate around the city using the wasd keys the arrow keys of replacing the mouse at the edge of the screen you're sincerely the mayor what a weird last sentence to get i would think he was on drugs this guy is shit-faced imagine getting this letter oh okay all right company not founded welcome to city before you start on your own you need to require capital work for hire okay bill's outfits 16 a day very low population so this is where i have to work hold on holy look at all this city take courses here learn more about the game oh that's i okay 16 halls a day this is the city halls of permits and then a big baseball field okay i have to work here this is my first job sixteen dollars a day that seems like nothing completion bonus eighty dollars all right we'll go work i have to work oh to the store what time is it to complete the current contract you must serve five customers congratulations on your new store this is your pre-opening day meaning you have all the time in the world to get your store ready for the grand opening we've prepared a list of things to do to get you up and running that's something that is that in the store bill's outfits oh bill we gotta talk about your sign bill your sign is like what my school principal had at the end of his desk it's a name tag okay buy a delivery unit design leave store normal we can do spa speed oh okay we're not doing that i have 2 400 bucks why why do i have to design his store buy inventory buy a storage unit okay how about um inventory all right buy a delivery it's a buy inventory registers i don't need a register okay delivery units 80 bucks all right what's gonna get this one it has 30 units oh i gotta go in here all right this makes sense right here this is where i store stuff for all right deliveries unit 160. well i'm just going cheap right now this is i'm just learning how to play how do i flip okay order articles those shirts okay hold on buy inventory manage articles order articles clothes shirts oh god oh what do i get how about fun and games i took an arrow to the knee should i have a meme store nobody wants this shirt that's so stupid okay i'm gonna get fun and games how many how do i get oh drag them here okay one i buy like 10 i'm gonna buy 10 arrow to the knee shirts okay now i need to request a delivery staff room is tiny all right request delivery before you open all deliveries are free today all right give me it i'm on my way with the articles you ordered see you in a moment where where does he go i was gonna stand here and look at the door imagine having only one shirt oh gta drop it all right cool unpack buy displays for your articles oh i have to actually build the displays oh no okay all right all right wait what's all this oh there's that's where i'm storing the other shirts okay buy displays this game actually this might be pretty fun all right design manage signs design buy inventory displays there it is displays clothes shirts i have the the racks in the middle how many do i have 320 dollars these look like things that kids play on at the playground okay what about um [Music] all right we're gonna go with this one um matter alright add articles to it edit articles design move all right edit articles close shirts i'm gonna have on here okay i could have four slots okay pack article remove autofill manage all spots oh okay i think that's all right still article where is it okay if you can't if you came into this store you are on a candid camera tv show there's no way this is not a hidden camera show or like you're on video and something crazy is gonna happen around you this is a set okay so add articles i need more t-shirts okay i use them all how many did i buy all right update the store window whatever it select article to showcase what i don't even have these should i just do false advertising what am i doing final touches i feel like a roller coaster tycoon shop over there still i need to buy a register open the register buy a computer okay open a register buy a register let's get the how much money do i have 1700 all right let's see the little one rotate there it is right here the store is so small where do i put this okay do i have to sit behind there or do i have to hire somebody open the register open for customers close register design wait i can design the register oh no okay this is kind of cool east all right open the register close the queue why why didn't you buy a computer first before i open if by computer do i have enough money to buy a computer registers office this is a computer this is a monitor okay a monitor advertise to increase reputation oh all right this is going in here now over here okay do you have to do anything with this use you can't do that today why can i use the computer all right let's open for business i don't know how much do these even sell for i have no idea what these even sell for okay here we go open welcome cousin oh my name is cousin right well whatever might as well pull the fire alarm where are the customers the perfect insurance fraud scam it's pre-opening so just end the day end the day how do i end the day just leave computer manage staff manage articles manage signs how do i just end the day leave store go to the office wait no then i go to business school close the register i think i did already didn't i is that it go to office my office is in here is this gonna just teleport me in there bailey payment i didn't even make any money why do i have to pay rent can i just work here when your store closes this is where you go to finish up the day and go to prepare for the next in here you have all the time in the world to do what needs to be done before opening tomorrow okay to interact with any of these objects go to press e walk away or press escape all right let's take a look what you can do this is the catalog designer this is where you can design various advertisements to be put in magazines that are read all over the city okay that sounds fun these can give a boost to your reputation increase the needs of the customers as well as temporarily increase the number of people passing by your store i think it's exactly yeah yeah yeah okay whoa expanding and rebuilding the store you can manage the layout of your store and if you own it also expand the store itself green tiles are your sales space yellow are your storage blue are your staff rooms oh you can add freestanding walls and edit the size and shape of your rooms when changing the rooms remember to make sure that there's a door leading to the main area this is way more detailed than i thought it was going to be holy the game auto saves each time you enter leave the office so don't worry but if you have changes you want to keep you can also save and quit the game from here oh my god today's results you can see this game actually could be really really really good really good we're gonna find out you also see statistics on your sales performance green represents income and red is expenditures all right so yeah but i had to put some inventory in the store here's the schedule for your employees you can assign working hours lunch breaks tasks and days off on a weekly basis is everybody only working on thursday we all come in on thursday and then no one is in the store for five or six straight days to change a schedule move the mouse to an hour click and hold the left mouse button and then move the mouse to a different hour and release the button to add a lunch break design click the right mouse button on the desired hour oh my god this is gonna be so much fun courses and talents at this board you can view and manage your staff individually that guy's name is germa other than viewing their personal information you can see their talents and send them on courses as well as promoting and doing wage renegotiations this is your personal computer here you can do various things okay as well as ordering articles you can see various stats regarding sales and customers use this to analyze your store and prepare for the next day if you're in a pinch you can also apply for a loan to get extra money immediately they have to be paid back with interest right this is your application inbox it contains letters from the various persons who want to work at the store each application contains hints about the skill and experience of the person behind if a person sounds interesting you can start the interview process from here will you learn more about the person and negotiate a wage what what is all this this is two this is insane this is the negotiation table this is the table when you conduct your interviews when an interview has ended in an agreement the contract itself lies on the table for you to sign you can then hire the person discard the contract or simply let it be until you're ready to decide here's here you can set the operating hours of the store simply click the arrows to increase the desired times per weight can i have a 24 hour store oh city regulations allow stores to have to be open from two to oh it's uh it's military this always me up i have to count backwards i don't know what that i don't know what time that is at 11 o'clock p.m no that's 10 o'clock that's 10 is it 10 that's 10 p.m right i don't use military time i don't whatever i have can i change that subtract 12. i don't i don't i don't it's hard to look at i know it's like so it should be so simple we shouldn't we should always it's why do we start over at 12 right i know it should just be 24 hours in a day so it's 24. i get it i know trust me but i guess hard all right so that we can uh did when the store is open that's cool as a manager you always meet in one hour before the store opens and leave one hour after it closes oh what i'm like 20 minutes late to my own streams like i'm going to come in an hour early i don't think i'm going to be able to do that an hour early if you can if you change the hours to also check your staff schedule this will automatically update okay cool what on friday there's sightseeing for pins what does that say a picnic a pinch what does that say hensick what's pensic okay so this is if people are going to be in the area they're going to be sightseeing they're going to want binoculars they're going to like uh cockies right they're going to want cargo shorts i get it okay here we go i'm kind of overwhelmed but i'm really into this i only have eleven hundred dollars this i i oh i'm wait i'm like i have a bird's eye view of the store okay i only have eleven hundred thirty thirty nine dollars i have to run a whole store like this all right advertising let's put no no no no that i have like a bunch of shitty shirts i have to go in there and fix that what's the schedule look like where's the schedule no there's nothing on there where's that schedule you have no staff what i thought i just had like 10 employees where's where's where's jeremarcus i don't have any staff oh that was just a lie all right do i sleep on the couch all right i'm ready what's today okay so on friday there's a sightseeing for a pensic a tourist group of 20 people are visiting your area from the pensioner segment all right we got by friday we got to load a bunch of pensioner stuff in here let's go i made one dollar guys i found that on the ground on the walk to the store all right this is not okay let's go let's go all right no more of this meme i want to actually have a business you know what i mean do i have 1100 bucks pensioners like this let me see edit articles what clothing all right what have i got shirts what can i tell how can i tell design an inventory design the interior holy hold on oh should i just have like should be a reptile store oh the store's not open i gotta open the store right now hurry hurry hurry come back open store open store open the store open come on in buy a t-shirt hey hey hey hey the grand opening of bill's outfits i would literally anyone go to the store i need to make money somehow what about the computer who am i talking to somebody student pensioner what is this am i like making a reddit thread what am i doing oh somebody's in here i gotta get off reddit come on in anything you like hi hi two seconds spare two seconds what this is a celebrity i'm thinking of buying this but i'm not quite sure begin sale i why do i have to do this improve customer happiness this guy peeing i thought he was peeing this is perfect for you and it's um a success rate um and let's and tell me more what to buy the shirt what are you talking about buy it keep keep this between us finish the sale buy it thank you what the was that what do you want nice all right good good what was that all about i'm actually making money what are they confused why are you confused these people know where they're going come on in this this is six t-shirts left how many of you are out there what come on what do you mean they can't pass why i need more inventory i all right i get more inventory just wait what time is it all right it's 11 40. it's almost noon come on in i haven't seen this store before what do you sell shirts we have a wide selection of shirts i have no interest in that at the moment and i interest you in a shirt sounds interesting all right go buy one thanks you're welcome i'm gonna buy something yup just wipe out all my stupid shitty meme inventory so i can actually play the game there's stealing no not there's five shirts left hey can i help you we sell shirts here i don't know if i like shirts do you like shirts i don't like shirts let me tell you something we got remember the arrow to the knee joke we got that here there's only a few of them left and let me also tell you that we've also got a improved conversation rate what does it even mean it's very interesting yes it is [Music] didn't want it i'm gonna buy okay inventory um how about i sell cash registers would i do that very kind of cool and signs no i can only buy shirts or it's okay inventory oh i need to wait wait it's it's manage articles okay there it is order articles i can only buy shirts okay i have too many of these oh hold on hey can you help me just a minute hold on congratulations you met the terms of our agreement and we're very pleased with your efforts we thank you for the cooperation of the job well done see you in the future on the board of directors what i only had to work for one day you sold three shirts that was just a drug front i've they just hired me to pretend to sell stuff while they did drug deals in the back for like a week and then i'm the guy that i'm the fall guy i'm the one i'm the one that's gonna go to jail on a budget okay what are we looking for here selling shirts and shoes achieve a turnover of at least sixteen hundred dollars okay what about the other one is there more than one no just this one all right i have to build a solid financial foundation okay let's go we need to sell shirts and shoes total sales is currently at zero i need to sell sixteen hundred dollars worth of merchandise okay oh this is already here that's literally the red shelf right there that's the exact thing that i have all right so thankfully all this stuff's already here we got a computer we got delivery units the shirts already in here there are shirts already in here okay so let me put these cool all right let's make a display edit articles here close shoes let's put flip flops over here flip flops one two yeah put them everywhere okay adam okay this flip-flops um how can i why can i manage spots this is spot one how come i can't put any on the other side remove that okay shoes oh the sneakers on this side right that looks good fill it up wouldn't that be that's this is uh one right what the hell oh add the articles why is it not doing it you only sell one shoe at a time because aren't these on two already this business is doomed i remove articles okay take them off what am i doing wrong okay that's what i want in the spots and yeah that's what i want so fill it up okay what the is that all right good what do i have for shirts or it's we're gonna go over here yeah this is fine load it all up you need more meme shirts when i make my own business then we'll do whatever we want i need to get to that point first all right what else do i have clothes shirts oh i've no more shirts should i get some more shirts i got to put some more shirts over here all right well i'll get some meme stuff fine buy delivery unit all right let's do it okay inventory delivery unit 80. that'd be a rick and morty shirt store i don't need to do that hot topic already does that okay that looks good hot topic is just such a rick and morty store i'm surprised that the employees don't do the voices they should be dressed up in rick and morty costumes doing rick and morty accents and impressions and stuff all right all right it looks like i got one ricky motor keychain uh one pickle rick and uh uh and uh a poster uh from season two oh have a nice day i gotta buy something i want to do this all right hold on goku i already have a storage unit i have like three why do i have to buy more of these i already have a bunch of these why would i need this i can't even put this anywhere all right i want to get this right clothes shirts what's this these anime t-shirts all right yeah we're gonna do a bunch of anime t-shirts i can't even see what that is how many let's do five four of each five of each how much goes what goes on one rack four or five okay now give me that delivery i'll put the anime shirts in the window you look like captain kirk perfect you know okay you know those halloween stores where all the employees are dressed up in halloween costumes and stuff i wish that was in more stores would be so cool if like captain kirk was just walking around talking to you about merchandise and stuff i'd be like holy this is cool i mean hot topic no hot topic they don't like dress up as like the guinea characters or anything that would be hell for the workers what would be whoever wanted to do that oh by the way they get paid extra you're getting paid extra to do that too dude i don't want whole acting sequences to play out in my store imagine you're at a best buy you're just sitting there looking at headphones all the sudden like like a pirates like a pirate ship rolls in and they're like oh londo and they're looking around like can any lovers point me in the direction of the televisions it'd be hilarious it'd be like oh these are these pirates here i feel like going to disney and by the way i heard that this land in particular had 40 percent off their vision tv section and like they grab a guy like throw them overboard like i'm like walk a plank into like a pool you would shop there all the time i know you would i would too is this guy did he already come in wait did i just completely miss the guy coming in and delivering oh he i did i was not even paying any attention that's just a renaissance fair it kind of is who would want to walk the plank i don't know if you have like a circus background or something i don't know okay there's one more rack i need one more now whatever cares it would cause customers to cringe away in fear being seen in that store i don't think so no it wouldn't i would you would think it was like i would think wouldn't you think i was funny by displays for your articles okay i need to buy displays this why displays for your articles what lore sign ceiling sign odd um is it lit no that's way too much money where is it you can't even see that sorry to the naked eye if you walked in the store that's like a bug trap that's not a display buy displays for your articles wait i already have them what the hell you already they're already in here what [Music] i just got virus detected what the are you talking about all right um what's the cheapest one i can do just to get this off okay there we go well i gotta buy more now right i gotta buy more clothes all right let's buy i need five how many can fit on here i can do ten so i need 15 shirts what should it be let's see manage articles 15 shirts i'm going to complete the anime rack sweaters what about just like a button-up shirt lock guy um sure why not okay what else and i'll just have a whole rack of just these these just button ups oh these are kind of cool no all right here we go sportswear it's going to be a sportswear there we go this is a lot of money but i'm doing it all right update your store windows with uh what do i want to showcase here thank you subpar umpire for the 10 community subs appreciate it why can't i put stuff in the windows that i don't actually have well i have a lot of these you can lie but yeah why would i want to lie to my customers all right i'm also gonna have a bunch of the sports so i'm gonna have i'm gonna put sportswear in the window whereas it's right here right where is it sportswear yeah all right yeah i got these this is giving me actual retail ptsd i hated doing this at my store when i worked there i'll show i'm sorry okay clickbait window andy no i'm not how's this clickbait i actually own this stuff my shirts oh i have to unpack there should be a sprint remember the back room looks like it's an invader zoom i like tacos do why do you hate that show too what do you hate that show too guys you all hate that show everybody hate that show too that was a terrible impression i don't have the robot filter on that's what he said gur talked about how he liked like tacos that all i can fit oh well i'll i'll fill it back up later everybody hates invader zim no they don't i thought this was pretty good all right i'm ready to open store let's go can i do anything with that sign i already did all this i don't know i'm not gonna buy the stuff that's already here no no i'm not gonna do that let's go where are the customers this is day zero oh okay well i'm running out of money all right let me just let's go let me make some money i need to make 1600 bucks the dollar that i found on the ground all right let's go perfect door is open here they come do i have a staff i don't have that much money actually open the store it's not open yes it is it's open for customers the shop is not open what doors opened wait i had to physically go and open the door god damn it i missed out on so many people i urge your marcus that he's my that's gonna be my first hire somebody come in here you guys take way too long walking on the road everybody in i got shirts i got shoes get in here what the it's open look what i haven't seen the store before what do you sell we sell shoes we have a wide selection of shoes if the perfect one shows up i might buy it all right you want some shoes but i set one aside for you chance of success all right improve the customer success rate what the does any of this even mean tell me more come buy it thanks you're welcome all right come on in did you catch the game last night what grade are you in school do you have the lasagna it's my favorite i love that guy i love that i love that infomercial so much they're my favorite things ever 70 bucks that's a lot 49 all right come on you help over there wait wait wait wait wait don't don't don't don't leave don't leave don't leave okay 104 bucks holy nice come on in looking for shoes i got sandals and i got sneakers which one can you help nope you're good hey have a minute oh god damn it all right hold on does a guy want to buy something hey they're shirts and shoes they're of buying this but i'm not sure okay it's very popular it's very popular you should get it holy you are just not pleasable i'm not sure what to look for what do you recommend click on an article um what do i have the most oh the most expensive one that's perfect good hold on hold that thought okay i need steph this would be so scary do you want to come in look at the shoes yep i got them here own for the pickle rick shirt i would highly recommend it and you're gonna go for a pair of shoes too yup red sneakers you got it get them both get them both that was a lot that's like 100 bucks stand and face the wall until a customer comes in okay is it weird that like if i ever ran a business like this i would like you would get a bonus if you did this like i would give you 50 i would add 50 to 100 onto your wage like for this day if you if you did that for like half an hour or something like it'd be funny and then when somebody's like excuse me you go you turn like screaming like you're like like they startled you can i help you i'm making actually pretty good amount of money now i would like come down as like the boss and be like what's going on in here would be like we'd do it like a big play like eventually like a slime would drop on me and everyone would like cheer like the like the the the annoying boss got like slimed oh i need more shoes they're really popular okay wait wait wait wait wait wait you better pay them well to put up with all that oh absolutely ah absolutely you'd be back to streaming in a week oh i need to buy stuff i need to buy more shoes i need to buy expensive shoes eilish here we go what do we go what's expensive 41 48 that's it unlike really expensive shoes really expensive we're gonna get like just a bunch of loafers hello delivery 45 dollars what the what time is it and get two shirts 27 bucks what it's kind of expensive i'm loading up the shoes hold on the store is closed i'm still in here right doors closed unpack this inventory let's go on the off office computer you can adjust the markup really okay i can put more sportswear out there nobody's buying the sportswear i need to okay i need like a sign or something yeah i need i gotta i gotta advertise or something manage signs sign on the wall huge behind this say like here's the sportswear what the just happened did i pass out i blacked out okay that actually scared the i thought something was wrong with my computer i thought i was about to get a weird message or something i actually had a small internal panic for a second i was like what the is going on i gotta tell you guys about a dream i had i don't i need some dream detectives to tell me what the hell is wrong with me you want me to do now i do it now because i actually need to know why this happened all right lay it on here we go okay so i had a dream that i was driving around with some friends in a car and we've been coming back from a store and i was driving i think one of my friends home by the way it was not in my car i was in an old like kind of beat up old-fashioned car it wasn't even mine so get near this person's neighborhood okay yeah i know you leave you down here and when i turn the corner to go into the street i notice something very bizarre it's a small street there's like a little cul-de-sac there are maybe 15 maybe 15 houses total on this road and all in every yard just walking around aimlessly lying down like just bathing in the sun and are tigers and lions they're everywhere some of them have like blood all over their mouths some of them are like kind of running around it had to have been like 20 to 30 tigers and lions at least it was like what the is going on in your neighborhood dude why are there tigers everywhere they're everywhere and it's like keep the doors closed because they were like walking around like i'm almost like if you're on a safari and it's like holy like the elephants are coming over here it was it was weird so i kind of freaked out and i was like what do i do about this i i got i was going really slow it's going maybe like five miles per hour maybe two miles per hour because i didn't want to hit any of the of the cats or anything i was just like going slow trying to navigate around i was like i need to tell people about this like this is horrible this is a neighborhood so i'm just like i gotta do this so i just held the horn down i was going like me while i slowly drove around this neighborhood trying to i don't know warn everybody in the neighborhood be like a big alarm i was like people need to know this is horrible and i did that for maybe like a full loop around the cul-de-sac and over on the left side one of the houses the door opens the front door of this person's house and it was a lady and i couldn't really see her because she was kind of behind the door the door just kind of opened and she just screams i'm not gonna do the roar i was like what the and like 10 lions sprint into her open door and you just hear like like crashes plates breaking and like smashes and stuff this lady was getting mauled by like 10 tigers and i'm sitting there going oh my god oh my god what the did i do that did me beeping the horn her to like open the door and did did she even did these people know that there were tigers out here am i did i kill that lady and like i saw a couple other houses like start to stir a little bit like you heard noises and i'm like oh my god i'm gonna kill this whole neighborhood what did i do i was trying to warn everybody and the whole time i'm panicking so we go i'm like all right one of the by the way one of the tigers was like up looking at the car like kind of running at the car like doing like that thing that cats do where they go like and they like their faces like go like yeah did that make any sense do you guys know what i'm saying i can't do that sound that probably sounded insane no okay let me try to do that better it's like a i can't do it it's a cat noise i'm a human being so but anyways it was like going after the door so i i just hear this i keep hearing screaming coming from this lady's house and other people i'm thinking i just think i might have just i think did i kill everybody in this neighborhood by warning them why would i hold the horn down but people maybe people don't even know that this tiger's here what's wrong with me so finally we get out of the neighborhood like we can't i got to get out of here we got i don't know what to do so i go i go home i go home and my mother i open the door and first of all the weird part about this is after getting out of the car my friend had a shopping cart like oh yeah like he just had a shopping cart like he was in the car there was like two or three frozen food items i don't know so he's just pushing it as a guy that's what we just did so we're going to the house my mother's on the phone she's looking at me yup oh hum yup he's here oh that's not good oh no no yup he's here and i'm sitting there going that's the cops that's the cops and like i killed up i like killed that lady like i i was just trying to warn everybody and like now i'm gonna go to jail or something i'm gonna have to go i'm gonna talk to like a detective i don't know i'm i'm and she's just staring at me so finally she's like okay yep he's here he's here and she hangs up the phone i'm like like who's uh who's that ma she goes oh that was your sister she's at the bank and then i woke up i have no idea what that meant i have absolutely no idea but let me tell you something when i like seeing the tigers with the blood all over their mouths like they would they had been feeding i don't even know i don't even know on what maybe on other animals on each other it was probably 20 to 30 tigers in this little neighborhood i'm not gonna do the roar like what is that supposed to mean it was crazy do the roar yeah i have one thing that i always wanted to do and maybe i'll like i have to have more crazy dreams though but at some point i think it'd be really funny to do a stream where i hire a handful like a handful of animators and they just animate not just my dreams but other people's dreams in the community do you know how many insane things we've heard people say oh yeah i had this dream dude that like you know you were a magician and you teleported to three different planets and then you like uh it captured me like we've heard some really wacky before and like i have wacky dreams too it'd be kind of fun i have like a fully animated like here's like the 10 insane dreams that i had and then some from the community i don't know do the roar you should have seen it though you should have seen it the second the door opened and she screamed it's just every all the the cats went his head's tilted like at least seven or eight of them that were in her lawn and it was just immediate just spring spring spring spring spring into her door and just it was just carnage you heard some of the most awful sounds i've ever heard in my entire life ever anyways didn't i have a dream before about a tiger mauling a guy and he's like oh hold on i gotta get my cigarettes right i told you about that one what's with the tigers why do i keep seeing tigers and lions that's at least the second or third time in the last year that a a tiger has mauled somebody in one of my dreams what does that mean means you're a furry well if i was a furry wouldn't i be one of the tigers like wouldn't i have the pov of watching the people in the car drive around the neighborhood while i'm just baking in the sun whoa all right how do i order i need a staff where do i get a staff dream wait somebody has it what did somebody have the actual way to see one of the big cats in your dream represents the feminine aspect of which you have neglected or overlooked you may also be looking for excitement in your social sphere or in your life the dream of a large pride of mixed cats symbolizes that you have not allowed your true self to shine through i i feel like that's not real no but hold on a minute this this is where it's different it's not just me seeing a bunch of tigers it's the fact that they were like terrorizing a neighborhood does that change things i didn't just drive by and see a tiger these tigers were literally mauling people there's a ton of them all right i just freaked out for a second i looked over at the preview on obs i thought this was my desktop i was like what the happened what's this one say dream meaning of a ferocious tiger means you don't act according to your expectations some people who live around you might be afraid of the way you work with them and you hurt their feelings be more careful with your actions the way you talk to others be careful not to act on impulse that's what the you talking about let's not even give me another one your ego is telling you that you're hurting the people around you but your id is telling you to stop seeing patterns where there are none but that that sentence doesn't make any sense the tiger in dream is an embodiment of freedom power intuitive understanding strength courage optimism free spirit and protection this mighty animal also reflects your subtle emotions and feeling of being restrained okay but i actually this person says i actually study psychology tigers attacking others in dreams normally means that you have many obstacles going on right now and aren't fully paying attention to them also the blue is weezer blue what blue seeing feline animals particularly violent ones an embodiment of imminent danger more so danger of you pooping your pants good somebody said it means you've got a collab with neanders all right i'm reading one more of these and that's it they indicate raw power and emotions they're also a symbol of sexuality tigers are also a sign of vitality and good health they also indicate unpredictable and aggressive behavior and uncontrollable urges this dream might reveal having some vices and bad habits you can't control or get rid of a tiger is a symbol of persistence as well it warns you now it's not the time for change and about the need to have patience in order to achieve your goals tigers apparently mean everything yeah no joke i had a dream where i invited germa to dj my cousin's kindergarten graduation and he kept making unfunny jokes and people were staring at me angry because i brought him that's pretty good [Laughter] all right one more the tiger represents something you can't control in your life and it's giving you anxiety at least that's what i think based on how you've reacted in your dream that might add okay i understand that one if you dream of being attacked by tigers which i wasn't i i like i was the catalyst to somebody else getting attacked right like i held the horn down trying to warn people of the imminent danger and i actually killed them because of it right there's got to be something there okay here we go last one that this is really interesting though dreaming of ferocious animals and animal attacks means that there is an aspect of yourself you're not letting show it can also be a sign that you are repressing your inner catboy maid okay thank you it means that there are many things in your life that you think are hurting or affecting you in a bad way and the tiger represents the feeling of fighting back these things it also could mean five billion dollars has been added to the debt you sleazy gambling piece of roar for chat oh my god sleazy all right let's go but that was a crazy dream wasn't it i'm not gonna do the roar lady oh god okay so i need to let's log out i need to hire somebody i have to have a staff oh here we go no no i want to see this article stats quality fashion luxuries people want quality right now that's what that means right so people are looking for quality and luxury right now video vivi just gave 20 community subs how do i hire staff minimum storage memory where do i get steph oh here we go there's nobody nobody's applied to the job okay daily news price hunters all right we're going to do price hunters it's going to be a huge ad for our shirts place category at place customer all right matt it's gonna be uh for two days for our shirts create the advertisement what am i doing how do i i don't get it it's too big oh okay 50 i'm not doing 50 off what an awful ad how do i shrink this this is the you get this in the mail when your mother invites like the like six of you to a birthday party i can't fit them yes i can techies so boy they just have blue shirts on oh wait wait okay this is what this is the one this is the shirt i'm trying to sell they're like 100 bucks each all right get rid of this one get rid of these two place it no soup for you thank you for the 10 community sept i said put it down why can't i not put it down what the what's going on magazine price hunters oh fashion land the golden coin all right how about fashion land i can't even move any of this stuff now all right well this is the ad now i whatever i don't care two days buy it okay so that's going anything going on no all right let me get back in the store let's go i didn't find any money on the ground does this game have gamba gambling all right uh how's the inventory look i need to fill this up with shoes with new shoes what do i got can i get some new stuff i did all right these are expensive okay do i have enough i need a sign for these give me a sign sign a sign on the wall right here thank you germafan69 for the 10 community subs and we had a lot of subs you guys are subbing it up change oh okay here we go current type enough money what holy i only have 215 dollars what when did that happen okay now i need to editor oh type it's a fashion what is it oh hold on wait wait wait wait wait wait wait um do i draw on this load poster quality how do i do this like background there are people why are people in the store the stores aren't even open what why is the store open i'm not sure what to get that looks promising go get it yes yes yes yes yes yes yes go go go go go go go go go great cool cool cool i i need okay leave oh my god customer needs improve impact of conversation article hype hype up the article improve the impact refill the patience go for it thank you okay that was such a too much work hire help i need i don't i need to hire somebody i thought that lady wanted a pizza all right come on go buy the expensive stuff import an image of your face uh somebody give me one make sure it's something easy like a png wait i mean somebody give me one the links are dead do i have one how do i pause the game hold on do i have a picture of my face like on my desktop somewhere let's see do the sus guy no sus face fine fine just i'll take the sus face give me the subspace i'll take it it's got to be one of the mods that does it because the links have been nuked oh that but that's not the sus face though that's the regular face i hate this image i always just set this as my desktop background that would have scared the out of me later all right let me drag it in here all right let's see if this is easy let's see how easy this is is it's just as simple as it just dragging it into this folder let me see this is called there it is okay all right uh it's it's in there i wonder if it worked let's find out how's the game oh what happened there we go all right i'm like in windowed mode now what the hell happened what happened to my screen all right well i wish i could just tell everybody leave how about your shirts just buy something or don't buy something or don't leave [Music] oh my god i need somebody to talk to her okay whatever i need to hire somebody load an important new image what the uh this is not hold on this is not what i thought that was going to look like okay what if i do that i i this is i have no idea what this means i don't have that many guys i don't have that many drives i have one drive i don't have 20 i don't have 26 hard drives that would be insane it's in the game files i dragged it into the folder see i don't think that's gonna work hold on by the way you know what just a i don't i don't i gotta fix the screen too why i cut the screen got cut off hold on a second i gotta stay oh i'm losing customers just stand at this thing whatever wait i just sold that to nobody i think i just took that guy's money all right this is okay here's my biggest problem with games that have like an import image feature it always seems to be so like difficult to use hold on like this should be simple okay editor load an image oh my lord yeah this is like every one of my drives but i don't even have any of these program files yeah i want you to see what kind of programs i have where is steam steam steam apps common yeah i don't want this is like this is spoilers for the games i'm going to play like next week king of retail king of retail logos germa sus fatal error the game has crashed what the okay i hope it's saved what the that showed every steam game i have installed i don't want you guys to see the games i'm coming up like in i'd like to be a surprise it was a virus i don't think so uh where was i i kind of should just make my own store yeah i want to okay this is cool and everything but i don't really want to i want to make my own store yeah this is all right this is much this is what i'm talking about all right population size there's 667 000 people here should be huge about a small uh a city four million people this one okay yeah all right yeah yeah yeah it don't matter whatever city's wealth they have a lot of money or are they then is it lower how about this middle of the road here ashen sense um i don't know maybe like here that looks good okay new store select select categories food food and computers food and beverages and computers now just food i'm just gonna make a restaurant food and drinks no just food it's like the logo i can't that's it oh okay joe custom i can't wait i tried to upload it where is it oh no is there a burger one i didn't see the burger where is it mayo burgers it's probably the apple get stuffed maybe different blue like this no that looks dude like tech this looks too tech orange there we go it looks good stuffed with mayo okay that's good that's fine whatever can i make the logo a different color whatever main colors orange and um i don't like something like like a like orange and green like a harvest that looks good what's wrong with that nickelodeon yeah they closed nickelodeon studios by the way what what's all that about i can't you know what they close nickelodeon studios in universal in orlando right to make room for what the minions ride that's all right i have four i thought it was four million i can't look at this this has to change immediately all right so what i want for the floor why is everything orange i have to fit the theme of the store all right should i have as you will close oh i kind of like that i actually don't like it anymore i kind of feel like i'm in a pizza oven tiger um this is ugly but i already bought it alright walls fortnite this is fortnite it is oh ugly all right should i make every bonus level in mario sunshine okay i hate this but whatever in the ceiling it's a mario pipe store yeah oh dude i should sell pipes and bongs and i was ugly all right so what do i want to sell here what do i have to options to buy groceries food refrigerated just have a bunch of these [Laughter] am i just going to be selling deli meat what or like almond milk how much money do i have okay all right what can i put in here groceries food refrigerated is bacon onion rings fried chicken french fries hummus diamond standard this pepperoni but onion rings of okay well let's put us get onion rings how many can fit in each one onion rings and french fries and then definitely pizzas pepperoni pizzas um is this a fish fillet shrimps oh fish sticks organic veggie bacon plant-based just a shitload of plant-based meat sausages chicken breast all right i need a bunch of chicken breast steak how much money do i have okay um what about fruits how about pumpkins corn and onions i don't i i don't know i don't know what do i do what else should i sell here can i make something else besides food how do i edit my store i chose only food well can i just go back oh i need to i need a storage i know i know i know i know i know i'm going there you go finally okay storage a big one all right come on in deliver it i'll do it come on let's go you need to start a new store to change and add categories are you serious what god damn it all right well i'll come back to this one all right it might be all right unpack everything why didn't you sell you why to do what store doesn't sell beverages and only food i don't know in my brain i thought this was a restaurant or something i was gonna be cooking dinner i don't know why i thought that restaurants have drinks too i don't know why wouldn't even let me do that it has to be idiot proof there's no more room for this stuff well now i get it i get it i get it now i'm out of room already out of money what it's more than 700 bucks for this 800 how much did i buy okay let's go groceries food refrigerated add a shelf let's do meat over here add drop a single spot one drop to add shelf okay um one this is a very confusing ui i just say drop add single spot fill shelf that's what i want fill the shelf okay there we go why is it still a menu for it i only have two things okay that's me we're gonna do meat first uh steak will go in here why is it only single why's it only singles uh meat steak this place sucks i don't sorry i pizzas why would anyone shop here i don't know but get to get a quick steak to get a quick pizza frozen pizza on the way home all right french fries fill it up and then we'll do two french fries this place is terrible oh i didn't have enough all right it looks like people shop here onion rings okay and then the fruits groceries food fruit corn okay then it was pumpkins all right this is the my kid dressed themselves for the day of creating a grocery store my three-year-old dressed themself today i might make some look i'll just make everything really expensive fruits okay what are the what are these these apples i have no idea what these mean are i don't i actually don't know what these are they're onions apples potatoes i don't know it's garlic no it's not and this is going to be the miscellaneous shelf okay all right that's fine now i need a uh what do i need oh i need a register i have enough yeah i have enough for the i have enough for the good register the big one all right let's go you only sell yellow food this is bizarre i mean whoa why did i do that that's weird that's really weird why does my brain do that i mean this is not yellow but everything else is buy displays update your store oh the store windows right right okay you eat too much mcdonald's now this is not the only game we're playing by the way playing something else in a little bit oh a chicken and steak is in the window all right well this place sucks i know it's awful i'm not good at this but it's all right you're putting steak directly into the sun it's in a refrigerated unit with a tinted window on it we're fine all right next day what if i run out of money oh there's no such thing as like being tired in this game i'm just going to do everything so might as well stay open until everyone just stay open wrong unread emails organics is offering discounts on selected articles for our suppliers well like can i refund all right let's go let's do it all right so i'm going to give you guys a choice of the next game here are your options uh 2020 olympic games or wait maybe a mystery i have to make sure it runs it's an fmv game an old fmv game i don't even know if it runs i feel like we have to play the 2020 olympic one the olympics and the this olympic games this new game is just crazy i'm trying to figure out what the goal here with this game is you'll see what i mean when we play it i'm open hi i'm open store is open i it should have been open already is it sonic and mario it is not sonic and mario but weirdly enough sonic is in the game you can just be sonic the hedgehog in the olympics like the real olympics it's not like a cartoon world i don't it makes no sense it's supposed to be a 2020 olympic game simulation but one of the people you can play as is it's not even sonic the hedgehog the cartoon sonic the hedgehog it's a guy in a sonic the hedgehog costume nobody's buying anything this one guy is going to buy and order onion rings eleven dollars god damn it it's a store with seven refrigerators yeah i'm just getting started i'm an aspiring food business fast forward time i can do that you're right all right i still have negative one dollar what do you guys want come in here hello this game sucks and it's even worse if you're bad at it man it's jesus i'm sorry you know the best part about that comment is the man at the end you know i mean it wasn't just like oh this game sucks especially if you're like not any good at it no it was like this game sucks especially if you're not good at it man that stings that's like the stinger all right what do people want 20 20 olympic games all right i think i need a controller remember this game is good i played it on roblox hey this game is pretty good well i can't decide between the corn and the corn i'm not quite sure if i want a pumpkin or not can you sell me on this sure uh what month is it uh it's a january don't buy a pumpkin oh okay why you know i think i'll take it anyways somebody stole pizza nobody stole pizza you can't steal in this game hungry what the hell i just ran so fast i stole the pumpkin nobody stole anything what if i just leave the store excuse me did you pay for that oh steal from your competitors stores if yeah that'd be funny if you could do that somebody said imagine if you walked into a small store and there was just nobody in there that's kind of like the equivalent of when you go to class and the teacher's not there and you know that the substitute's coming soon she's like oh what do we do there's always that one kid that gets up and starts drawing on the board teacher comes in the substitute comes in eventually everyone's sitting down after like some every act after everyone's written a bunch of up on the board they just ignore it they just erase it and start talking all right i'm gonna play 2020 olympics let's go this game is fun i like it but i just i'm not i'm not very good at this and it's all right it was fun i had a good time i told you about my dream uh i told you about a bunch of things that happened we're gonna play sonic and hedgehog at the olympics the 15-minute rule never existed here well i i told you i was this is not going to be a short stream we have a few things to play this was number one who knows sonic uh it's not sonic at the olympic games it's just the olympic games all right let's take a quick break i'll come right back in about two or three minutes and we'll play uh no i keep saying sonic we're gonna play the olympic 2020 olympic games video game alright in a minute

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Length: 128min 0sec (7680 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 02 2021