James Acaster Gets TOLD OFF By Greg Davies | Taskmaster

[Applause] hey in the lab there are 10 pairs of glasses the pairs of glasses may not leave the lab without breaking any of the pairs of glasses put all the pairs of glasses into the smallest of these boxes you must select your box before leaving the caravan and may not then change your mind smallest box containing all the pairs of glasses with the lid shut properly wins that's nuts [Applause] go yes please yeah yeah pairs of glasses didn't see this coming [Music] oh do you know what i had in my head pairs of glasses oh i don't know why i had that in my head there's more pairs than i thought i'd get i'm now doing a thing knowing that it's not going to work out [Music] sure there's a couple of glasses are bigger than the box yeah funnily enough i'm not going anywhere near those ones alex i've written them off [Music] [Applause] [Music] i feel tricked what do you mean by shut that shut it shut [Music] that shut crunched a bit there that is a goddamn miracle that i did that we got you got six pairs of glasses in there have you not bad and how do you want the chest bastard to transport the rest if i was a removal man and then he was there going why do you want me to you both thought these are these are spectacles i think i made that clear oh you spelt that out good and proper yeah oh yeah but i was excited i was acting a thick person me too i was acting a fake person too yeah i enjoyed your reaction immensely because you went up yeah oh god yeah of course it is yeah yeah god can't be straightforward can it yeah of course we've asked them to bring in the most exciting thing beginning with g the person or woman that's brought in the most exciting thing they've brought in the most exciting thing beginning with g we'll get five wholesome points james yeah so far the worst ranked in taskmaster history can you save it pretty sure i can gandy's glasses do you just get uh any old glasses and uh let's say they're his glasses did not do that those are gandhi's glasses mahatma gandhi's glasses and mahatma gandhi's glasses he had a vision for the world and he was given vision by those glasses it does say on the internet that gandhi's glasses sold in 2009 for 1.8 million oh okay over the years they've gone down in value it it seems they're just an old pair of glasses and a lot of [Music] come in [Music] come here [Music] music music playing [Music] you stunt bonus stop bonus stop focus don't bonus [Applause] oh [Music] oh james hula hula you have one minute your time starts now i've never been able to hulu oh that's all right that's okay [Applause] ow huds this is first [Music] thank you improve your hooling greatest improvement wins you have until the studio shows the time starts now are we basically saying that james has got to do more than six seconds to win this does well it depends how many more seconds than 57 wang does let's see how they do right now [Applause] can i have one attempt at this when i blow my whistle please start hoolering greatest improvement wins [Applause] i've been practicing so much [Applause] it it's such a shame we've got to take his first attempt let me just take his second attempt i would suggest which was spectacular that was the rules i'm afraid hi james i'm scared poke something out of the hole in the roof of this grotto least expected thing poked through winds you have 20 minutes time starts now [Music] right i know what it's going to be ok but these guys had to stop filming me you want me to call the cameras off all the cameras off this is going to be unexpected fun's over [Music] right i'm ready the cameras are back on james film is back on this is genius only advice you can give the taskmaster for this one expecting unexpected can you tell him that do you want me to expect the unexpected baby [Music] [Applause] [Music] you extra points for a song no that was a waste of time [Applause] i wasn't expecting a beautiful song i'll be honest as soon as i was holding my pants on a stick i genuinely went crazy yeah do you want to give us a bit more of pants honestly pants on a stick waving from side to side my pants on a stick whose pants my pants your pants my phone hello james draw the biggest and best circle biggest and best circle wins your circle must be completed in one single sweep so i'm like i want me to be an enormous human compass oh okay you have ten minutes your time starts now right i'm gonna go outside you're coming i know what i'm gonna do you know what you're gonna do i'm gonna cycle around in circles on the bike while spinning this around my arm okay well you've got one go of this good luck yeah well good luck to you this is how you sweep a circle you ready yes [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] you're still doing it and look where i landed nearly in a circle near a circle how many circles have been involved in this so far there's those wheels already circular this was going in circles around me that's a circle i landed in a circle not most circles huh biggest and best circle yeah but you add them all up together you should add them all up i'll add them all up and then that's that's the that's the task that was the real task okay thank you james i really enjoyed your circles thank you alex goodbye [Music] [Applause] good evening okay explain yourself i thought you thought i've been told i should draw the bigger circle yeah what i'm gonna do is ride around aimlessly on a bike whilst badly spinning a hula hoop and then i'm gonna crash accidentally notice there's another circle and try and claim that as part of my attempt that's my reading of what i saw have you got anything different to add my eyes are circles ah hi hi james compose the best 30-second piece of music the best please please oh yes slide it to my hats here night you have 20 minutes your time starts now i'm a percussionist myself if you think of a stick such as okay you're not a musician mate what's that guy it's a melody oh let's have a go of that well that's staying uh another one of your catfaces coming out there it's got the other view throughout the series i'm punk suck it just so you know let's see this is a little bit more decorum when you write music okay we're gonna see someone who has genuinely been in these bands pin drop three line whip the new hardcore skiffle movement the capri sun quartet and the wow scenario yes it's james acaster with club stump and this song is called over my shoulder over my shoulder older and older that's what i told you over my shoulder i'm gonna coda instead of boulder [Music] over my shoulder older and older that's what i told you can we uh dig down into what the lyrics are about because i know what the spirit of punk is all about yeah not conforming not fitting in not being told to do by the man upstairs so you gotta look over your shoulder your whole life yeah because you never know who's sneaking up on you yeah you can't trust no one and that's why i was sitting over my shoulder older and older that's what i told you but then then you started getting cut you said i'm getting colder getting colder i'm getting colder and then you wondered if something was a boulder or not is that a boulder yeah is that boulder what is that a metaphor for what like is that a boulder yeah or is it a big rock we're going to start with a prize task and today's category is to bring in the most confusing thing you lord davis will judge whose thing is the most confusing the one with the most confusing thing will max out on points for this section at the end of the episode the winner will take home loads of things to get all befuddled by that's how it works uh james a caster what did you bring in that's confusing and why will it confuse me a dvd of the matrix everyone is you spoke to about the matrix has gone i can't wrap my head around it man try and watch the matrix man who are these two of these people my parents [Applause] but it's a thing right it's like saying this isn't reality there's a different reality and you're plugged into the matrix and you're a machine or are you a machine you're not a machine you're imagining stuff and people don't know what the matrix is about well and figure out what it means i haven't seen the matrix but from what you've just said yeah my understanding is the people in the matrix think they're existing in one reality yes but in fact it turns out they're plugged into machines and they're experiencing an entirely different reality greg can you go back to the beginning i didn't get that uh phil my confusing thing is a confusing little box that you can't open but you can you give it a go it's confusing a little box it's gonna be good old telly in it i'll just open the box you [Applause] i don't wear that k-pop i just got impatient how was that i'm sorry i got over i thought in my head i thought it was in my head i've just taken charge of the box if i've been there for 20 minutes or so i would have understand you're getting irritated but i still wouldn't have expected you to use that sort of language that's uh you apologize and we'll leave it there very sorry that's right [Applause]

Channel: Channel 4 Entertainment

Views: 777,934

Keywords: Channel 4, All 4, Taskmaster, Taskmaster All 4, Taskmaster Series, Comedy Show, British Comedy Show, British Comedy, Game Show, Funny Game Show, C4, Stand Up Comedy, Improv Comedy, Stand Up, James Acaster, James Acaster Repertoire, Alex Horne, Greg Davies, The Inbetweeners, Rhod Gilbert, Kerry Godliman, Challenge, Taskmaster Challenge, Phil Wang, Late Night Comedy Show, Best Taskmaster, Best Of Taskmaster, Video Game, #AltogetherDifferent, Roasted, Hula Hooping, Told Off

Id: 3lg7rugXxLo

Length: 15min 39sec (939 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 11 2021